Fire Alarm

I Pulled Down the Fire Alarm Twice in School and Once at Home. we Had Lots of Fire Drills At School.

Did you do any of these?

Nope. No fire drills, just fires. Because it's really a matter of common sense: Get off the premises or die. That's how we were taught. Earthquakes, on the other hand. At least there's some sort of thinking involved there.

We don't need any fire alarms because we don't have any fires... at least in real life