Fanfic: Mario Kart StorWii Mode

I'm gonna give a story to my favourite Mario Kart game: Mario Kart Wii

Characters:
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Daisy
Yoshi
Wario
Waluigi
Birdo
koopa
Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Funky Kong
Toad
Toadette
koopa
Lakitu
Bowser
Dry Bowser
Bowser Jr.
Mecha Bowser



First episode coming soon

Ok

The reaction 🆗 exists

Episode 1

Luigi: Mario! Mario!

Mario: What Luigi?

Luigi: Im'a bored

Mario: So?

Luigi: Lets have another racing competition!

Mario: Amazing idea Luigi!  Oh Lakitu!

Lakitu: Yeh?

Mario:Lets have another racing competition!

Lakitu: Okey Dokey! I'll get the others!

3 Hours Later

Toad: Okay everybody! So where are we gonna race first?

Mario: How about'a my'a circuit!

Peach: Great choice!

Lakitu: Okay! Let's get started!

Everyone: Yeah!

Mario Circuit

Luigi: Okay! time to look at'a my new circuit! Ta da!

Funky Kong: LAME!!!

Mario: I know you are not good at racing Luigi, but the circuit you made iiiisss ... uuuummmm...-

Yoshi: Yoshi! (Dreadful!)

Luigi: Can.. we.. just.. race already?

Lakitu: Get the karts ready!

Luigi Circuit

Luigi:Awww I came last!

Daisy: Hey, Weegey! How about you practice on my circuit!

Luigi: Okay, Thank you Daisy

Cooooolll. Nice title pun
Also make the messages longer PLZ

Episode 2

GCN Mario Circuit

Lakitu: Mario in the lead but it looks like Koopa is trying to splitstree- Oh No! Koopa got hit by a red shell! Peach overtakes him! there's a big scuffle in the back! Wario and Yoshi shooting shells at each other! And Mario Wins!!! What a spectacular finish!

SNES Mario Circuit 3

Lakitu: And another win for Mario!

Waluigi: Ha Ha! Waluigi is so smart! I'm gonna use a BIKE!!!

Lakitu: What's that Waluigi has? Is it a bike!

Waluigi Stadium

Lakitu: Wow! Waluigi off to a rocki'n start! His bike is helping him SO MUTCH! Just look at him go!

Mario *thinking* Cheater

Waluigi: WALUIGI'S A GINIUS!!! WAHAHA!

Lakitu: Aaaand Waluigi wins!

Meanwhile in Sarasaland

Luigi: Okey-Dokey, Im'a ready!

Daisy: Okay!
3!
2!
1!


GO!!!

Daisy Circuit (Time Trial)

Luigi: Okey, how did I do?

Daisy: Could do better, but you did better here than on your circuit!

Luigi: Thank You!

Daisy: Come back tomorrow for more practice!

Meanwhile

Lakitu: What an amazing race in

Mushroom Gorge

Almost everyone has bikes now!, Oh! Toad got hit by Wario! Wario is in first place!

Wario: Wahahaahahaha! Wario number 1!!!!!!!!!

Mario: No you are not!

Wario: I need a layer because he stole my possition!

Funky Kong: I was a layer for Nintendo

Mario: Are we copying SMG4 now?

SMG4: I accept!

Mario: Hey Stinky! (Go back to your world!)

Lakitu: Final Lap!!!
Mario is in second and Wario is in first! and OH NO!!!!!

Mario: WAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!

Crash!!!

Peach: Are you okay Mario!?

Mario: Eeeeeeaaahhh, Ye, WAIT!!! my B-Dasher!



Mario: NO NO NO!!!! Now I need a new kart and nothing can replace my B-Dasher! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Episode 3

Toad: *singing* Dun-Dun-Da-la-dun-dun-doo Welcome To!

Toad's Factory

Mario: *sigh* GREAT!!! My B-Dasher is destroyed and I'm now driving a Pipe-Frame!

Luigi: Could be worse, I'm driving a Wild-Wing, and it has LEAD PAINT there are children here!

Lakitu: 3 2 1 GO!

Bowser: Well-Well-Well Hello-gay Mario!

Mario: BOWSER!!!

Bowser: Thought id drop in! Mwwhahahahahahhahahahahahha. I have the best kart this time, The Flame-Flyer!

Mario: Karts are out of date, it's all about bikes now!

Bowser: *yells* FUDGE YOU MARIO!!!

Mario: I didn't even do anything, Waluigi got the bikes i- WAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

Bowser: *thinking* If i get the gold cup, Peach WILL want to MARRY ME BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

Lakitu: Bowse- I-i-i-i-i mean- LORD BOWSER! and Mario are fighting for first place! O--oo--ff ccc---oorr--ssse-e I want Lord Bowser to win.
YES! -ii--ii-i-i mmmm-ee-aaan-nn-nn NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Mario wins!

Bowser: GRRRRRRRR!!!

Gary The Goomba: Heheh i won that bet. I knew that Mario would win!

Bowser: SO YOU BETTET AGAINST ME! IT'S TREASON! ATTACK!

Mortimer Mole: RUN GARY RUN!

Bowser: YOU ARE AN ACOMPLESS! GET HIM!!!!!!!!

Bary Boo: Oh-Yeah!! Police Chase!

Shane The Shy Guy: NO BARY ITS NOT FUN!!!! RUN RUN RUN RUN RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!

Bowser: Get all of them!
NOW!

Waluigi: Uh-Waaah?

Lakitu: Okay now we need to go to Isle Delfino but we dont have a ship

Daisy: But I do!

Lakitu: Oh-good can we borrow it?

Daisy: OF COURSE!!!!

Mario: Wahoo another sunshine tour!

Peach Beach

Toad: I practiced on this course when the Double-Dash was about to start! I know it inside and out!

Bowser: Pardon? I just hit you with a red shell Bwahahahhahahaha

Koopa: Lord Bowser! I own my own beach, and another Koopa owns another!

Bowser: I DON'T CARE!!!!

Lakitu: And Toad came first!

Delfino Square

Luigi: Yah know- I miss R.O.B.

Daisy: Yeah he didn't deserve to die

Mario: I wish I had my B-Dasher right now it would be a trip down memory lane

Coconut Mall

Mario: *uses mushroom* Wahoo! *drives backwards because he saw something* Mama-mia!

Shop Keeper Piniata: That, my friend, is the B-Dasher Mk2! Price is 1000000000000000000000000 Coins

Mario: I NEED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I'm gonna do something new and post the current scores

Episode 4

Coconut Mall(Continued)

Mario: I don't have 100000000000000000000000000 coins! *grunt*

Luigi: Waut?

Mario: Nothing

Funky Kong: *uses lightning* THE SHOCK!!!!

Everyone: WAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Toad: Oh No! Not this!

Peach: WHY!?

Funky Kong: WHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! WOOHOOOOO!

Mario Raceway

Mario: I have not been here in years'a!

Bowser: GOOD!

Toadette: I have never been here!

Bowser: OBVIOUSLY DUMMY!

Donkey Kong: OOH OOH AHAH! (No Need To Be Rude, She's Only A Kid)

Koopa the Quick: Hello Mario! Long time no see! Want another rematch!

Mario: Oh Koopa! uh, Shure?

Koopa the Quick: Okay 321GO!

Mario: HAY YOU'RE'A CHEATING!!!

Koopa the Quick: Ha Ha Ha!

Moo Moo Meadows

Farmer Toad: GO AWAY!

Toad: No!

Sorry For The Short Post I Just Want To Get This Out As Quick As Possible.

There's no B-Dasher in MKW; however, there is the B-Dasher Mk. 2, and you could make a pun with that, where "Mk." stands for "Mario Kart"

Episode 5

Yoshi Falls

Yoshi: Yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi! Yoshi yoshi yoshi! (Why I do love waterfalls! Waterfalls are perfect!)

Toad: What's he say'in!?

Mario: I don't'a know!

DK Jungle Parkway Nothing Happens

DK Mountain

Donkey Kong: Ooo Ooo Ah! (This is my favourite track)

Luigi: I have to ask again, just WHY!!!! DID YOU BUILD A TRACK ON A VOLCANO!!!!!!!

Donkey Kong: Ooo eh? (cus volcanos are cool?)

Mario: :mario_facepalm:

DK Snowboard Cross Summit

Donkey Kong: Ooo Ah! (Welcome to DK Snowboard Cross!)

Peach: Um? What's he saying?

Lakitu: I dunno, but this place needs a name

Donkey Kong: : dk_facepalm:

Toad: How bout DK Summit?!

Lakitu: Ok! DK Summit it is!

Mario: Where's Bowser?

Funky Kong: SUS!

Everyone (even you) *cringe*



also I just got a Mario Plush!

I have a Mario Plush too!

That sus joke didn’t make me cringe

Thanks for the free excuse to :Mario-Facepalm: you

Tssk, I can play this game as well...
Edit: Why would you even facepalm me Flabebseth. He's joking around and I'm joking around as an answer...

To put it bluntly, it is very short and the content is thin.

Hey, let Flabebseth play the game aswell

Episode 6 (Sorry for the long wait)

DK Snowboard Cross Summit

Mario: Woo-Hoo!

Luigi: Yee-Haw!

Donkey Kong: OOO AH!

Mario: This is-a FUN!

Donkey Kong: Ee-Ah!

Toad: Eeeh, My tracks are better

Wario: NO WAY!

Luigi: There is Toad's Turnpike, and Toad's Factory isn't that grea-

Funky Kong: Toad's Factory is the BOB-OMB!   Btw Bob-omb!

Waluigi: WAHAHAHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi! (You don't need to shout out your items all the time you use them!)

Birdo: I agree

Daisy: You can understand him?!

Birdo: Yeah! Duh!

Lakitu: DK Wins! FK Second! Luigi Third!

Luigi: I came Third! NO WAY!!!

N64 Sherbet Land

Peach: Wahahha! *Falls of the edge*

Lakitu: I don't get payed, like at all!

Toad: Have all my coins!

Paratroopa: *Flies in* Hey!

Luigi: Why are you here?

Paratroopa: Because Lord Koopa put me on a secret missio- I should'nt hav- Oh look final lap!

Funky Kong: SU-

Toad: DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby Penguin: WA!

Penguin: You scared my baby!

Toad: Sorry!

To Be Continued