The MK Hype™

I don't.

Why? Do you not have a 3DS or something?

So you are telling me you think SNES Mario Circuit is worse than Ghost Valley?
And Choco Mountain worse than Banshee Boardwalk? And Wario Shipyard worse than Cheep Cheep Lagoon?

Cheep Cheep Lagoon is good

I know it's good, but not above Wario Shipyard.
Snowland is good as well, but  I can't think of any GBA music worse than it.
Heck, SNES Bowser's Castle isn't Mariokart music in the first place. Neither Ghost Valley or Boo Lake.

For me:
SNES: Mario Circuit (bad), Ghost Valley (bad)
N64: Banshee Boardwalk (bad), Bowser Castle (doesn't fit)
GBA: Boo Lake/Broken Pier (bad)
GCN: Bowser Castle (lowest, but not bad)
DS: Luigi's Mansion (bad)
Wii: DK Summit (vocals)
3DS: Wuhu Loop/Maka Wuhu (doesn't fit)
Wii U: Twisted Mansion (bad)
Tour: Ninja Hideaway (bad), LA Laps, Singapore Speedway, Sydney Sprint (vocals)

SNES: Ghost Valley & Bowser's Castle(not originally MK)
N64: Banshee Boardwalk(not originally MK)
GBA: Boo Lake/Broken Pier(not originally MK)
GCN: Dry Dry Desert(just sounds funny)
DS: Peach Gardens(not bad actually, I just have nothing else.)
Wii: Grumble Volcano(any other opinion is wrong)
3DS: Maka Wuhu/Wuhu Loop(not originally MK)
WiiU: Animal Crossing/Hyrule Circuit/Mute City/Big Blue(sadly, not originally MK)
Tour: There isn't one. Amsterdam Drift is lowest, but everything is insane, & Bangkok did not disappoint.

oops i realized i forgot wii i'll add it

for me:
9: Tour
8: SNES
7: N64
6: Wii U
5: Wii
4: GCN
and the top three

fixed, no more random period at the beginning

ranking all games i've played:
1: 3DS (first person mode, great tracks, great music, waluigi replaced with hq? oh no at least first person mode made up for that, no paratroopa)
2: DS (Tracks are great, music is great, no paratroopa)
3: Wii U (good character roster, soundtrack is a hit or miss, no paratroopa)
4: SNES (of course it's bad, it's old. also no paratroopa)
5: Switch (no nitro courses, no paratroopa)
I've played Wii too but not enough to rank

You do realize that Paratroopa is a very irrelevant character in Mariokart, right?

mario kart best trac is kopa kap

Mario kart tour is bad cuz its auto mode

It's a mobile game, the whole point of Mario Run, Tour & Dr . Mario was that you could play with one finger.
Tour isn't really traditional either, it's more about having a lot of points to unlock rewards rather than getting to the finish fastest.
I just wish more people would realize that mobile games don't have to be good, they just need to hold out until the devs are ready to end them. And Tour is definitely not that bad anymore.

Yes it is. Lazy remakes, money system, point system (stupid system), 69 remixes for one track, and the statement "it don't has to be good, it has to last" is stupid. When Nintendo has the talent to make good games on consoles, they're surely able to make the phone games good (look at the Papa Louie gamerias on mobile. It has been simplified, but it's as good or even better than its PC version.) but they're lazy. And they are doing the least.

Excuse me? Do you develop mobile games? Do you know for a fact that it is possible to run a MK game with all of this stuff without the main game costing a lot of money on a phone?
The game needs to make some sort of revenue or it would be a failure, you choose if you want a $50 mobile game with everything available for free that barely runs on your phone or a free game which makes you pay for stuff inside or try your luck in a game that runs okay. I don't know about you, but I'm taking the second.
Do you know what lazy means? Lazy would be NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL. THAT, is what lazy means. No game, no updates, just a buggy game.
I'm not someone who cares if the game is good, I just care that the game is playable and is fun. Tour fills both.

1. Bruh, they could have just did like a lot of apps, it costs something (even something expensive) when you buy it and once you bouht it you don't need to pay ? You like the fact they try to make us spent our money to just have new characters by using those pipes ?
And yes, sorry, but Koopa Cape' graphics in the remake is horrible. Most of the graphics are bad in the remakes. Playable and fun ? Maybe. But that is normal, that is the least to create a MK game. Also calm down ! Maybe my knowledge about this domain is little (how about it runs on a phone) but I'm sorry, MKT could have been better. To be honest, I am disgusted when I see the plastic surgeries done to my favorite tracks...
MKT is a okay/meh game, but to MK standards, its very bad.