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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-02-14 at 01:21:48
What happens if I eat a smart toaster?
On 2026-02-14 at 03:22:24
What happens if I eat a smart toaster?
You get smarter obviously
On 2026-02-14 at 04:25:47
Will I get smart if I drink this?
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On 2026-02-14 at 04:29:59
Will I get smart if I drink this?
cuz dumb tastes better than smart
On 2026-02-14 at 16:01:40
Not all toasters toasts toast
On 2026-02-14 at 16:05:13
Why is school like a prison? (for some)
On 2026-02-14 at 16:40:00
we should have AI overviews for every totally smart thing we say on this topic
What happens if I eat a smart toaster?
AI Overview
Eating a smart toaster is extremely dangerous and, if attempted, would result in severe medical emergencies rather than a technological breakfast.
Immediate Physical and Health Hazards:
Choking and Internal Damage: A toaster is made of metal, plastic, electronic circuit boards, and heating elements. Ingesting these, even in pieces, poses an extreme risk of choking, tearing the esophagus, or causing perforation of the stomach and intestines.
Toxic Material Ingestion: Smart toasters contain electronic components, heavy metals (like lead, mercury, or cadmium), and flame retardant chemicals in their circuitry, which are highly poisonous.
Chemical Exposure: Many modern toasters use PTFE (non-stick coatings) or other chemicals that can release toxic, persistent compounds.
Physical Injury: The sharp, torn metal parts could cause severe internal hemorrhaging.
Other Considerations:
Electrical Hazard: If the toaster is still plugged in, it can deliver a 120-1500 watt electric shock, which is dangerous or fatal.
Modern Features: Unlike a standard toaster, a smart toaster includes a screen, Wi-Fi capabilities, and a small computer, all of which are not edible and are toxic.
Conclusion:
Eating a smart toaster will cause severe, life-threatening injuries and requires immediate emergency medical attention (dialing 911 or local emergency services). Do not attempt this.
On 2026-02-14 at 17:23:07
Why my wood table can't run Mario Bros?
On 2026-02-14 at 17:23:58
Why is my broken fone crashing?
On 2026-02-14 at 18:02:43
Why my wood table can't run Mario Bros?
Mario Bros. released on the wooden bench, not the wooden table. Wooden bench can be up to $700 though not worth it, just find an arcade tree
1On 2026-02-14 at 23:42:02
According to all known laws of math, 1+1=42.5.
On 2026-02-14 at 23:49:30
Why my wood table can't run Mario Bros?
Mario Bros. released on the wooden bench, not the wooden table. Wooden bench can be up to $700 though not worth it, just find an arcade tree
he probably doesn't have the wood table version, I thought he was talking about Super Mario Bros.
On 2026-02-15 at 00:49:46
Why my wood table can't run Mario Bros?
Mario Bros. released on the wooden bench, not the wooden table. Wooden bench can be up to $700 though not worth it, just find an arcade tree
he probably doesn't have the wood table version, I thought he was talking about Super Mario Bros.
You're right SMB is on the wood table, that's my bad. Should check for any dents in the table or cartridge, or maybe you just need a new table; they're not too much, certainly less than the wood bench
On 2026-02-15 at 01:22:22
According to all known laws of math, 1+1=42.5.
In that case...
2 = 6 * 9 + 0.5
Oh, by the way, idk if anyone will get that reference.
On 2026-02-15 at 01:25:25
Guys I lost my pet rock can you help me find it? It's round and grey
On 2026-02-15 at 01:33:03
Guys I lost my pet rock can you help me find it? It's round and grey
here you go sir 🪨
1On 2026-02-15 at 01:33:16
Guys I lost my pet rock can you help me find it? It's round and grey
R.I.P Pet Rock
On 2026-02-15 at 01:36:35
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On 2026-02-15 at 03:13:25
Guys I lost my pet rock can you help me find it? It's round and grey
here you go sir 🪨
Wow thanks! I didn't expect anyone to find it
On 2026-02-15 at 04:58:16
If you are wondering why we can't go to the sun, it's because the sun is hot. But in that case, why do we not just go at night when it is colder? Well that is because the sun doesn't exist at night.
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