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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-01-20 at 14:48:19
AMOGUS EMOJI THING FROM CHOCOMILK dies... the end
jk GET WRECKED SECRET LORE TIMEEEEEE
audioplayback(fake pugatory).mp4
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???
k no more questions get in your poop place
Mike hawk: says every swear word in existance
jk GET WRECKED SECRET LORE TIMEEEEEE
audioplayback(fake pugatory).mp4
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???
k no more questions get in your poop placeMike hawk: says every swear word in existance
ah so i only get one line...
that's a bit unfair isn't it?
no you'll appear in purgatory
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On 2024-01-20 at 15:46:48
well I guess I’ll just copypaste the story so far with colors added
one day lance the yoshi encournters a human whose name is cringeh. cringeh asks if he can ride his back and he says yes so they ride to a spooky race track
cringeh:woah! look here a spooky race track!!
lance:hmm this place gives me the HOOBY JOOPIES
and i love it! lets go in!
so they ventrue through the webbed track until somthing happenned,
cringeh:YEOUHHHH
lance:what is wro- OH CRAP YOURE BLEEDING
cringeh: THERE IS A ARROW IN MY FOOT FDHSDGFHDUSJF
lance simply... ate the arrow?
cringeh:well.. thank you i guess,
lance:we yoshis eat ANYTHING so thats just the begening of our adventrue,and my diet.
they find their way to... a gold castle!
lance-no way i only heard ledgeneds about this. they decide to go in,
lance-WOAH I LOVE GOLD
cringeh-well lets mine,
lance-wait wdym-
cringeh gets insta gold miner picaxes
lance-what the- well lets just MINE
they mined until they met the king of the castle
lely: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
lance and cringeh: lely the most sassy person on MKPC?
lely: ok 1st of all fuck you and second of all WHY ARE YOU HERE I JUST SAW MATPAT QUITTING YOUTUBE AND I WAS ABOUT TO COME TO HIS HOUSEDFGH
lance eats matpats house
lely: ok ill finish you with a rap battle
lance and cringeh: YOURE ON BOI
sussy rap battle activate
lely: your dad is so fat like you even had one because he didnt come back from the milk when he sat then i see you? THATS IT YOURE DONE
thats because youre no fun
cringeh:bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald
lely: ok time to end you cause u dont use tissues
lely does that one sus (ughum) thing
lely:AMONG U-
cringeh faints,Iance sings devil went down to georigia
ofs
lance eats lelys crown
cringeh: AMONG U-
lely faints
cringeh
Lely:
my fucking crown
lance eats Lely but can't slallow him
Lely and Cringeh: OH STOP YOU DINGUS
lance spits him out
CRINGEH:thats cringe
Lely:your name is cringe... literally
Cringeh: you just like me cause I have bit-
Lely teleports the fuck out of there. meanwhile 2 people rage in street fighter
dick and tony just spam ryu and ken moves (tottaly not only know these cause of smash)
tony but then they realized, its actually a mole grinder with a street fighter game fsr so they badwards longed jumped and noclipped to a cave
dick:wow so coo- OH YESSIR A RUBY
tony: did i ask lmao
a Kirby named kirby64 sees a person named Mike hawk who sucked his dick without his permission
Kirby64: STOP SUCCING MY DICK
Mike hawk: WilLl AnyOnE GivE mE tHe SucC?
Kirby: you act like smg3... ngl
Mike hawk plays Mario kart PC and making a character sucking dick. kirby64 hacks the computer to suck HIS dick
mike hawk: NOOOOOOOOOOO
we have a mat named sp amt meeting Tony hawk and mike hawk
meets CROIISANT
CROIISIONT:i know my name is...well... C R O I I S O N T but I'm not one to eat!
smp:im weirder... NOW TIME TO SCAM
spm scams and steals his dic- (jk) welp actually instead he steals his ass. CROIISONT throws CROSIIONTS. smp saays random s c o t t i s h s t u f f. they get too a fight and they both loose some sanity
lance chases lely....
lely: STOP IT YOU FLESH BEING
lance: GIMME THOSE PIGGIES GIMME THEM LELY COME HERE GIMME THEM
lely: stop it get some help
cringeh gets music soundboard and plays seek chase from doors. freddy fazbear twrerks
lely: FREDDY FAZB-
lely explodes
lance: I GOT IT
cringeh: got what?
lance: lelys kids
cringeh: WHAT THE FUC-
ඞ dies...
one day lance the yoshi encournters a human whose name is cringeh. cringeh asks if he can ride his back and he says yes so they ride to a spooky race track
cringeh:woah! look here a spooky race track!!
lance:hmm this place gives me the HOOBY JOOPIES
and i love it! lets go in!
so they ventrue through the webbed track until somthing happenned,
cringeh:YEOUHHHH
lance:what is wro- OH CRAP YOURE BLEEDING
cringeh: THERE IS A ARROW IN MY FOOT FDHSDGFHDUSJF
lance simply... ate the arrow?
cringeh:well.. thank you i guess,
lance:we yoshis eat ANYTHING so thats just the begening of our adventrue,and my diet.
they find their way to... a gold castle!
lance-no way i only heard ledgeneds about this. they decide to go in,
lance-WOAH I LOVE GOLD
cringeh-well lets mine,
lance-wait wdym-
cringeh gets insta gold miner picaxes
lance-what the- well lets just MINE
they mined until they met the king of the castle
lely: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
lance and cringeh: lely the most sassy person on MKPC?
lely: ok 1st of all fuck you and second of all WHY ARE YOU HERE I JUST SAW MATPAT QUITTING YOUTUBE AND I WAS ABOUT TO COME TO HIS HOUSEDFGH
lance eats matpats house
lely: ok ill finish you with a rap battle
lance and cringeh: YOURE ON BOI
sussy rap battle activate
lely: your dad is so fat like you even had one because he didnt come back from the milk when he sat then i see you? THATS IT YOURE DONE
thats because youre no fun
cringeh:bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald
lely: ok time to end you cause u dont use tissues
lely does that one sus (ughum) thing
lely:AMONG U-
cringeh faints,Iance sings devil went down to georigia
ofslance eats lelys crown
cringeh: AMONG U-
lely faints
cringeh
Lely:
my fucking crownlance eats Lely but can't slallow him
Lely and Cringeh: OH STOP YOU DINGUS
lance spits him out
CRINGEH:thats cringe
Lely:your name is cringe... literally
Cringeh: you just like me cause I have bit-
Lely teleports the fuck out of there. meanwhile 2 people rage in street fighter
dick and tony just spam ryu and ken moves (tottaly not only know these cause of smash)
tony but then they realized, its actually a mole grinder with a street fighter game fsr so they badwards longed jumped and noclipped to a cave
dick:wow so coo- OH YESSIR A RUBY
tony: did i ask lmao
a Kirby named kirby64 sees a person named Mike hawk who sucked his dick without his permission
Kirby64: STOP SUCCING MY DICK
Mike hawk: WilLl AnyOnE GivE mE tHe SucC?
Kirby: you act like smg3... ngl
Mike hawk plays Mario kart PC and making a character sucking dick. kirby64 hacks the computer to suck HIS dick
mike hawk: NOOOOOOOOOOO
we have a mat named sp amt meeting Tony hawk and mike hawk
meets CROIISANT
CROIISIONT:i know my name is...well... C R O I I S O N T but I'm not one to eat!
smp:im weirder... NOW TIME TO SCAM
spm scams and steals his dic- (jk) welp actually instead he steals his ass. CROIISONT throws CROSIIONTS. smp saays random s c o t t i s h s t u f f. they get too a fight and they both loose some sanity
lance chases lely....
lely: STOP IT YOU FLESH BEING
lance: GIMME THOSE PIGGIES GIMME THEM LELY COME HERE GIMME THEM
lely: stop it get some help
cringeh gets music soundboard and plays seek chase from doors. freddy fazbear twrerks
lely: FREDDY FAZB-
lely explodes
lance: I GOT IT
cringeh: got what?
lance: lelys kids
cringeh: WHAT THE FUC-
ඞ dies...
audioplayback(fake pugatory).mp4
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???: ok no more questions get in your poop place
Mike hawk says every swear word in existance
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???: ok no more questions get in your poop place
Mike hawk says every swear word in existance
On 2024-01-20 at 16:37:00
This fanfic is so random 😔... so poetic...
On 2024-01-20 at 16:51:54
This fanfic is so random 😔... so poetic...
yes yes yes yes
On 2024-01-23 at 09:57:03
This fanfic is so random 😔... so poetic...
yes yes yes yes
It Feels Rushed...
On 2024-01-23 at 14:03:17
i wan
i want mi- i mean I want in the fanfic
Name: Chris Benoit
Color: Blue
I am back frim the dead to ruin more of my braincells
And I am apparently a realtive of someone l
whos speciality is anus
LETS SEE HOW THIS GOES
(also I think my numor is broke because I laughded at the stoires and ddn't cringe)
i want mi- i mean I want in the fanfic
Name: Chris Benoit
Color: Blue
I am back frim the dead to ruin more of my braincells
And I am apparently a realtive of someone l
whos speciality is anus
LETS SEE HOW THIS GOES
(also I think my numor is broke because I laughded at the stoires and ddn't cringe)
On 2024-01-23 at 18:35:00
THIS FANFIC MAKES NO SENCE, LIKE, PUTTING RANDOM SHORT TOPICLY STORIES DOESN'T MAKE THIS A FANFIC.
On 2024-01-23 at 18:39:06
THIS FANFIC MAKES NO SENCE, LIKE, PUTTING RANDOM SHORT TOPICLY STORIES DOESN'T MAKE THIS A FANFIC.
i put the fanfic together on the 4th message of 5th page
On 2024-01-26 at 02:05:25
ඞ: dies... the end
jk GET WRECKED SECRET LORE TIMEEEEEE
audioplayback(fake pugatory).mp4
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???k no more questions get in your poop place
Mike hawk: says every swear word in existance
jk GET WRECKED SECRET LORE TIMEEEEEE
audioplayback(fake pugatory).mp4
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???
k no more questions get in your poop placeMike hawk: says every swear word in existance
There we go, I fixed it!
On 2024-01-26 at 02:07:10
ඞ: dies... the end
jk GET WRECKED SECRET LORE TIMEEEEEE
audioplayback(fake pugatory).mp4
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???k no more questions get in your poop place
Mike hawk: says every swear word in existance
jk GET WRECKED SECRET LORE TIMEEEEEE
audioplayback(fake pugatory).mp4
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???
k no more questions get in your poop placeMike hawk: says every swear word in existance
There we go, I fixed it!
I copy and pasted it...
On 2024-01-26 at 06:11:47
well I guess I’ll just copypaste the story so far with colors added
one day lance the yoshi encournters a human whose name is cringeh. cringeh asks if he can ride his back and he says yes so they ride to a spooky race track
cringeh:woah! look here a spooky race track!!
lance:hmm this place gives me the HOOBY JOOPIES
and i love it! lets go in!
so they ventrue through the webbed track until somthing happenned,
cringeh:YEOUHHHH
lance:what is wro- OH CRAP YOURE BLEEDING
cringeh: THERE IS A ARROW IN MY FOOT FDHSDGFHDUSJF
lance simply... ate the arrow?
cringeh:well.. thank you i guess,
lance:we yoshis eat ANYTHING so thats just the begening of our adventrue,and my diet.
they find their way to... a gold castle!
lance-no way i only heard ledgeneds about this. they decide to go in,
lance-WOAH I LOVE GOLD
cringeh-well lets mine,
lance-wait wdym-
cringeh gets insta gold miner picaxes
lance-what the- well lets just MINE
they mined until they met the king of the castle
lely: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
lance and cringeh: lely the most sassy person on MKPC?
lely: ok 1st of all fuck you and second of all WHY ARE YOU HERE I JUST SAW MATPAT QUITTING YOUTUBE AND I WAS ABOUT TO COME TO HIS HOUSEDFGH
lance eats matpats house
lely: ok ill finish you with a rap battle
lance and cringeh: YOURE ON BOI
sussy rap battle activate
lely: your dad is so fat like you even had one because he didnt come back from the milk when he sat then i see you? THATS IT YOURE DONE
thats because youre no fun
cringeh:bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald
lely: ok time to end you cause u dont use tissues
lely does that one sus (ughum) thing
lely:AMONG U-
cringeh faints,Iance sings devil went down to georigia
ofs
lance eats lelys crown
cringeh: AMONG U-
lely faints
cringeh
Lely:my fucking crown
lance eats Lely but can't slallow him
Lely and Cringeh: OH STOP YOU DINGUS
lance spits him out
CRINGEH:thats cringe
Lely:your name is cringe... literally
Cringeh: you just like me cause I have bit-
Lely teleports the fuck out of there. meanwhile 2 people rage in street fighter
dick and tony just spam ryu and ken moves (tottaly not only know these cause of smash)
tony but then they realized, its actually a mole grinder with a street fighter game fsr so they badwards longed jumped and noclipped to a cave
dick:wow so coo- OH YESSIR A RUBY
tony: did i ask lmao
a Kirby named kirby64 sees a person named Mike hawk who sucked his dick without his permission
Kirby64: STOP SUCCING MY DICK
Mike hawk: WilLl AnyOnE GivE mE tHe SucC?
Kirby: you act like smg3... ngl
Mike hawk plays Mario kart PC and making a character sucking dick. kirby64 hacks the computer to suck HIS dick
mike hawk: NOOOOOOOOOOO
we have a mat named sp amt meeting Tony hawk and mike hawk
meets CROIISANT
CROIISIONT:i know my name is...well... C R O I I S O N T but I'm not one to eat!
smp:im weirder... NOW TIME TO SCAM
spm scams and steals his dic- (jk) welp actually instead he steals his ass. CROIISONT throws CROSIIONTS. smp saays random s c o t t i s h s t u f f. they get too a fight and they both loose some sanity
lance chases lely....
lely: STOP IT YOU FLESH BEING
lance: GIMME THOSE PIGGIES GIMME THEM LELY COME HERE GIMME THEM
lely: stop it get some help
cringeh gets music soundboard and plays seek chase from doors. freddy fazbear twrerks
lely: FREDDY FAZB-
lely explodes
lance: I GOT IT
cringeh: got what?
lance: lelys kids
cringeh: WHAT THE FUC-
ඞ dies...
one day lance the yoshi encournters a human whose name is cringeh. cringeh asks if he can ride his back and he says yes so they ride to a spooky race track
cringeh:woah! look here a spooky race track!!
lance:hmm this place gives me the HOOBY JOOPIES
and i love it! lets go in!
so they ventrue through the webbed track until somthing happenned,
cringeh:YEOUHHHH
lance:what is wro- OH CRAP YOURE BLEEDING
cringeh: THERE IS A ARROW IN MY FOOT FDHSDGFHDUSJF
lance simply... ate the arrow?
cringeh:well.. thank you i guess,
lance:we yoshis eat ANYTHING so thats just the begening of our adventrue,and my diet.
they find their way to... a gold castle!
lance-no way i only heard ledgeneds about this. they decide to go in,
lance-WOAH I LOVE GOLD
cringeh-well lets mine,
lance-wait wdym-
cringeh gets insta gold miner picaxes
lance-what the- well lets just MINE
they mined until they met the king of the castle
lely: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
lance and cringeh: lely the most sassy person on MKPC?
lely: ok 1st of all fuck you and second of all WHY ARE YOU HERE I JUST SAW MATPAT QUITTING YOUTUBE AND I WAS ABOUT TO COME TO HIS HOUSEDFGH
lance eats matpats house
lely: ok ill finish you with a rap battle
lance and cringeh: YOURE ON BOI
sussy rap battle activate
lely: your dad is so fat like you even had one because he didnt come back from the milk when he sat then i see you? THATS IT YOURE DONE
thats because youre no fun
cringeh:bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald
lely: ok time to end you cause u dont use tissues
lely does that one sus (ughum) thing
lely:AMONG U-
cringeh faints,Iance sings devil went down to georigia
ofslance eats lelys crown
cringeh: AMONG U-
lely faints
cringeh
Lely:
my fucking crownlance eats Lely but can't slallow him
Lely and Cringeh: OH STOP YOU DINGUS
lance spits him out
CRINGEH:thats cringe
Lely:your name is cringe... literally
Cringeh: you just like me cause I have bit-
Lely teleports the fuck out of there. meanwhile 2 people rage in street fighter
dick and tony just spam ryu and ken moves (tottaly not only know these cause of smash)
tony but then they realized, its actually a mole grinder with a street fighter game fsr so they badwards longed jumped and noclipped to a cave
dick:wow so coo- OH YESSIR A RUBY
tony: did i ask lmao
a Kirby named kirby64 sees a person named Mike hawk who sucked his dick without his permission
Kirby64: STOP SUCCING MY DICK
Mike hawk: WilLl AnyOnE GivE mE tHe SucC?
Kirby: you act like smg3... ngl
Mike hawk plays Mario kart PC and making a character sucking dick. kirby64 hacks the computer to suck HIS dick
mike hawk: NOOOOOOOOOOO
we have a mat named sp amt meeting Tony hawk and mike hawk
meets CROIISANT
CROIISIONT:i know my name is...well... C R O I I S O N T but I'm not one to eat!
smp:im weirder... NOW TIME TO SCAM
spm scams and steals his dic- (jk) welp actually instead he steals his ass. CROIISONT throws CROSIIONTS. smp saays random s c o t t i s h s t u f f. they get too a fight and they both loose some sanity
lance chases lely....
lely: STOP IT YOU FLESH BEING
lance: GIMME THOSE PIGGIES GIMME THEM LELY COME HERE GIMME THEM
lely: stop it get some help
cringeh gets music soundboard and plays seek chase from doors. freddy fazbear twrerks
lely: FREDDY FAZB-
lely explodes
lance: I GOT IT
cringeh: got what?
lance: lelys kids
cringeh: WHAT THE FUC-
ඞ dies...
audioplayback(fake pugatory).mp4
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???: ok no more questions get in your poop place
Mike hawk says every swear word in existance
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???: ok no more questions get in your poop place
Mike hawk says every swear word in existance
what the hell has this escalated into
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On 2024-01-26 at 18:20:10
well I guess I’ll just copypaste the story so far with colors added
one day lance the yoshi encournters a human whose name is cringeh. cringeh asks if he can ride his back and he says yes so they ride to a spooky race track
cringeh:woah! look here a spooky race track!!
lance:hmm this place gives me the HOOBY JOOPIES
and i love it! lets go in!
so they ventrue through the webbed track until somthing happenned,
cringeh:YEOUHHHH
lance:what is wro- OH CRAP YOURE BLEEDING
cringeh: THERE IS A ARROW IN MY FOOT FDHSDGFHDUSJF
lance simply... ate the arrow?
cringeh:well.. thank you i guess,
lance:we yoshis eat ANYTHING so thats just the begening of our adventrue,and my diet.
they find their way to... a gold castle!
lance-no way i only heard ledgeneds about this. they decide to go in,
lance-WOAH I LOVE GOLD
cringeh-well lets mine,
lance-wait wdym-
cringeh gets insta gold miner picaxes
lance-what the- well lets just MINE
they mined until they met the king of the castle
lely: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
lance and cringeh: lely the most sassy person on MKPC?
lely: ok 1st of all fuck you and second of all WHY ARE YOU HERE I JUST SAW MATPAT QUITTING YOUTUBE AND I WAS ABOUT TO COME TO HIS HOUSEDFGH
lance eats matpats house
lely: ok ill finish you with a rap battle
lance and cringeh: YOURE ON BOI
sussy rap battle activate
lely: your dad is so fat like you even had one because he didnt come back from the milk when he sat then i see you? THATS IT YOURE DONE
thats because youre no fun
cringeh:bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald
lely: ok time to end you cause u dont use tissues
lely does that one sus (ughum) thing
lely:AMONG U-
cringeh faints,Iance sings devil went down to georigia
ofs
lance eats lelys crown
cringeh: AMONG U-
lely faints
cringeh
Lely:my fucking crown
lance eats Lely but can't slallow him
Lely and Cringeh: OH STOP YOU DINGUS
lance spits him out
CRINGEH:thats cringe
Lely:your name is cringe... literally
Cringeh: you just like me cause I have bit-
Lely teleports the fuck out of there. meanwhile 2 people rage in street fighter
dick and tony just spam ryu and ken moves (tottaly not only know these cause of smash)
tony but then they realized, its actually a mole grinder with a street fighter game fsr so they badwards longed jumped and noclipped to a cave
dick:wow so coo- OH YESSIR A RUBY
tony: did i ask lmao
a Kirby named kirby64 sees a person named Mike hawk who sucked his dick without his permission
Kirby64: STOP SUCCING MY DICK
Mike hawk: WilLl AnyOnE GivE mE tHe SucC?
Kirby: you act like smg3... ngl
Mike hawk plays Mario kart PC and making a character sucking dick. kirby64 hacks the computer to suck HIS dick
mike hawk: NOOOOOOOOOOO
we have a mat named sp amt meeting Tony hawk and mike hawk
meets CROIISANT
CROIISIONT:i know my name is...well... C R O I I S O N T but I'm not one to eat!
smp:im weirder... NOW TIME TO SCAM
spm scams and steals his dic- (jk) welp actually instead he steals his ass. CROIISONT throws CROSIIONTS. smp saays random s c o t t i s h s t u f f. they get too a fight and they both loose some sanity
lance chases lely....
lely: STOP IT YOU FLESH BEING
lance: GIMME THOSE PIGGIES GIMME THEM LELY COME HERE GIMME THEM
lely: stop it get some help
cringeh gets music soundboard and plays seek chase from doors. freddy fazbear twrerks
lely: FREDDY FAZB-
lely explodes
lance: I GOT IT
cringeh: got what?
lance: lelys kids
cringeh: WHAT THE FUC-
ඞ dies...
one day lance the yoshi encournters a human whose name is cringeh. cringeh asks if he can ride his back and he says yes so they ride to a spooky race track
cringeh:woah! look here a spooky race track!!
lance:hmm this place gives me the HOOBY JOOPIES
and i love it! lets go in!
so they ventrue through the webbed track until somthing happenned,
cringeh:YEOUHHHH
lance:what is wro- OH CRAP YOURE BLEEDING
cringeh: THERE IS A ARROW IN MY FOOT FDHSDGFHDUSJF
lance simply... ate the arrow?
cringeh:well.. thank you i guess,
lance:we yoshis eat ANYTHING so thats just the begening of our adventrue,and my diet.
they find their way to... a gold castle!
lance-no way i only heard ledgeneds about this. they decide to go in,
lance-WOAH I LOVE GOLD
cringeh-well lets mine,
lance-wait wdym-
cringeh gets insta gold miner picaxes
lance-what the- well lets just MINE
they mined until they met the king of the castle
lely: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
lance and cringeh: lely the most sassy person on MKPC?
lely: ok 1st of all fuck you and second of all WHY ARE YOU HERE I JUST SAW MATPAT QUITTING YOUTUBE AND I WAS ABOUT TO COME TO HIS HOUSEDFGH
lance eats matpats house
lely: ok ill finish you with a rap battle
lance and cringeh: YOURE ON BOI
sussy rap battle activate
lely: your dad is so fat like you even had one because he didnt come back from the milk when he sat then i see you? THATS IT YOURE DONE
thats because youre no fun
cringeh:bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald
lely: ok time to end you cause u dont use tissues
lely does that one sus (ughum) thing
lely:AMONG U-
cringeh faints,Iance sings devil went down to georigia
ofslance eats lelys crown
cringeh: AMONG U-
lely faints
cringeh
Lely:
my fucking crownlance eats Lely but can't slallow him
Lely and Cringeh: OH STOP YOU DINGUS
lance spits him out
CRINGEH:thats cringe
Lely:your name is cringe... literally
Cringeh: you just like me cause I have bit-
Lely teleports the fuck out of there. meanwhile 2 people rage in street fighter
dick and tony just spam ryu and ken moves (tottaly not only know these cause of smash)
tony but then they realized, its actually a mole grinder with a street fighter game fsr so they badwards longed jumped and noclipped to a cave
dick:wow so coo- OH YESSIR A RUBY
tony: did i ask lmao
a Kirby named kirby64 sees a person named Mike hawk who sucked his dick without his permission
Kirby64: STOP SUCCING MY DICK
Mike hawk: WilLl AnyOnE GivE mE tHe SucC?
Kirby: you act like smg3... ngl
Mike hawk plays Mario kart PC and making a character sucking dick. kirby64 hacks the computer to suck HIS dick
mike hawk: NOOOOOOOOOOO
we have a mat named sp amt meeting Tony hawk and mike hawk
meets CROIISANT
CROIISIONT:i know my name is...well... C R O I I S O N T but I'm not one to eat!
smp:im weirder... NOW TIME TO SCAM
spm scams and steals his dic- (jk) welp actually instead he steals his ass. CROIISONT throws CROSIIONTS. smp saays random s c o t t i s h s t u f f. they get too a fight and they both loose some sanity
lance chases lely....
lely: STOP IT YOU FLESH BEING
lance: GIMME THOSE PIGGIES GIMME THEM LELY COME HERE GIMME THEM
lely: stop it get some help
cringeh gets music soundboard and plays seek chase from doors. freddy fazbear twrerks
lely: FREDDY FAZB-
lely explodes
lance: I GOT IT
cringeh: got what?
lance: lelys kids
cringeh: WHAT THE FUC-
ඞ dies...
audioplayback(fake pugatory).mp4
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???: ok no more questions get in your poop place
Mike hawk says every swear word in existance
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???: ok no more questions get in your poop place
Mike hawk says every swear word in existance
what the hell has this escalated into
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2On 2024-01-26 at 18:50:24
In 2022 I would have made an essay about how bad this was. In 2024 I want to find out how funnily bad it can get