What weird quotes do you randomly think of
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8324 pts ★ ExpertOn 2024-06-01 at 04:57:15
"sex is overrated, pooping is much better" this is from a brazilian series I watched on Netflix
I'm concerned about what you watch
On 2024-06-01 at 07:39:56
"I have anthrax in my colon"
-Mason Carter, 2021
he ended up getting cured
-Mason Carter, 2021
he ended up getting cured
On 2024-06-01 at 08:08:12
"Good news! We are not going to die! We are going to live forever!"
"I never said that, I just said we are not full of tumors."
On 2024-06-01 at 17:33:31
To: Spamton
Subject: Greeting
Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's my name. Other deals, same old meals! Yo buddy, want puddin'? It's me, Kris! The Anything Darkner! Love you guys! Love you Spammy! The Lightner of All Things. WHEEHEE!
Subject: Greeting
Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's my name. Other deals, same old meals! Yo buddy, want puddin'? It's me, Kris! The Anything Darkner! Love you guys! Love you Spammy! The Lightner of All Things. WHEEHEE!
when i was reading this i accidentally said "love you spanner" instead of "love you spammy"
2On 2024-06-01 at 18:10:51
“I just need to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty”
“I don’t have a car”
*deformed shrek and hermione sounds*
“Oi shrek she doesn’t have a car”
“Stop lying it’s not true”
“HERMIONE MOVE”
“Okay…don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious” *hides under the sinks*
*deformed shrek looks down at her*
“I WAS SUSPICIOUS!”
*deformed shrek sounds*
“Calm down Shrek it’s not worth it. RON DO SOMETHING”
“Errrm what?”
“ANYTHING!”
“Alright calm down, sunshine daisys but-“
“NOT THAT!”
“He said anything god you’re so annoying”
“Swish and flick”
“Wingardium Leviosa”
Deformed shrek sound
“Helllo”
*deformed shrek sound*
“Oh it’s gonna fall and my wand’s gonna go straight through its head AAGH! oh no look it was fine”
“I don’t have a car”
*deformed shrek and hermione sounds*
“Oi shrek she doesn’t have a car”
“Stop lying it’s not true”
“HERMIONE MOVE”
“Okay…don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious” *hides under the sinks*
*deformed shrek looks down at her*
“I WAS SUSPICIOUS!”
*deformed shrek sounds*
“Calm down Shrek it’s not worth it. RON DO SOMETHING”
“Errrm what?”
“ANYTHING!”
“Alright calm down, sunshine daisys but-“
“NOT THAT!”
“He said anything god you’re so annoying”
“Swish and flick”
“Wingardium Leviosa”
Deformed shrek sound
“Helllo”
*deformed shrek sound*
“Oh it’s gonna fall and my wand’s gonna go straight through its head AAGH! oh no look it was fine”
5On 2024-06-01 at 19:33:48
*Stickmin… PAAAWWWWWNCH*
*SOMEONE STOLE THE FIRE FROM THE HOLE*
*Bruh…*
*Congregation Jumpscare*
*that’s all folks!*
*SOMEONE STOLE THE FIRE FROM THE HOLE*
*Bruh…*
*Congregation Jumpscare*
*that’s all folks!*
On 2024-06-01 at 19:37:27
"WHO NEEDS LORE WHEN YOU HAVE VORE!??!?!?"
is it bad that i know where this comes from
its not. don't be shamed that you watch failboat vids
I watch failboat
On 2024-06-01 at 19:42:32
"are you ok?"
yawns "im fine, why"
"because when you're tired, you imagine your dog can talk"
"by the way, you know what would be a good smoothie flavor? D O G B U T T"
yawns "im fine, why"
"because when you're tired, you imagine your dog can talk"
"by the way, you know what would be a good smoothie flavor? D O G B U T T"
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11On 2024-06-01 at 19:51:00
"are you ok?"
yawns "im fine, why"
"because when you're tired, you imagine your dog can talk"
"by the way, you know what would be a good smoothie flavor? D O G B U T T"
yawns "im fine, why"
"because when you're tired, you imagine your dog can talk"
"by the way, you know what would be a good smoothie flavor? D O G B U T T"
What About B U T T D O G
41On 2024-06-01 at 20:02:24
"are you ok?"
yawns "im fine, why"
"because when you're tired, you imagine your dog can talk"
"by the way, you know what would be a good smoothie flavor? D O G B U T T"
yawns "im fine, why"
"because when you're tired, you imagine your dog can talk"
"by the way, you know what would be a good smoothie flavor? D O G B U T T"
What About B U T T D O G
uh no. the dog really said "Dog Butt"
1On 2024-06-03 at 08:44:34
I Have Four More Puppet Pipeline Quotes Stuck In My Head Now 💀😭
":Hi there Kris.
:I want you to sign my petition.
:If you don't sign, you will die.
:Get shot.
:And so I really regret nothing."
(This Might be Slightly Off)
from This
"bustyspamtXX97 > show text > H-H-Hey, travler! What tricks with- wait.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Is that a spirit back there!? Oh, false alarm. It's just- nevermind.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > It's me, Spamty the Buster! That's my name. Now what kinda curse- "This is a game"!? LISTEN, BRAT!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > See, kid.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Ever since the Queen came in it's been getting harder to sleep, Even a wink!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > The WORST part is I kinda need a meal, kid...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > How about we deal with it... Over lunch... H-h-heh..."
from This
"UPDATE 0.1:
-Sul sul, buddy! The name's Maxon Will.
-I'll do whatever it takes, as long as it pays my bills.
-I had simple needs, just wanted to succeed but got shot down by godforsaken corporate greed.
UPDATE 0.1:
"-I'm Maxon! The getting better everyday.
-Gonna need a couple patches if you dare to play, cuz if you really think you're something they'll strip you right back to nothing there ain't no point huffin' puffin' so just carve out your own way."
from This
and for the Fourth One... I'm Just Gonna Link the Song... 💀
":Hi there Kris.
:I want you to sign my petition.
:If you don't sign, you will die.
:Get shot.
:And so I really regret nothing."
(This Might be Slightly Off)
from This
"bustyspamtXX97 > show text > H-H-Hey, travler! What tricks with- wait.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Is that a spirit back there!? Oh, false alarm. It's just- nevermind.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > It's me, Spamty the Buster! That's my name. Now what kinda curse- "This is a game"!? LISTEN, BRAT!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > See, kid.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Ever since the Queen came in it's been getting harder to sleep, Even a wink!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > The WORST part is I kinda need a meal, kid...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > How about we deal with it... Over lunch... H-h-heh..."
from This
"UPDATE 0.1:
-Sul sul, buddy! The name's Maxon Will.
-I'll do whatever it takes, as long as it pays my bills.
-I had simple needs, just wanted to succeed but got shot down by godforsaken corporate greed.
UPDATE 0.1:
"-I'm Maxon! The getting better everyday.
-Gonna need a couple patches if you dare to play, cuz if you really think you're something they'll strip you right back to nothing there ain't no point huffin' puffin' so just carve out your own way."
from This
and for the Fourth One... I'm Just Gonna Link the Song... 💀
On 2024-06-03 at 12:00:36
"That's delicous!" - Luigi, from Super Mario Advance
On 2024-06-03 at 12:31:55
"That's delicous!" - Luigi, from Super Mario Advance
“Okie dokie” Mario, from The Super Mario Franchise
1On 2024-06-03 at 20:57:02
"Oh, so the treasure chest doesn't have an accurate hitbox?! I am not happy about that"
On 2024-06-04 at 10:25:04
"Oh, so the treasure chest doesn't have an accurate hitbox?! I am not happy about that"
Same as the spike from Geometry Dash
On 2024-06-10 at 16:28:52
I don't believe in human rights *PHONK plays*
1On 2024-06-10 at 16:57:57
I don't believe in human rights *PHONK plays*
Communism was actually pretty tight *phonk*
On 2024-06-10 at 23:03:50
"your final challenge is to stop me from killing myself"
(for context, watch showvember 10)
(for context, watch showvember 10)
On 2024-06-11 at 01:01:32
"That's delicous!" - Luigi, from Super Mario Advance
“Okie dokie” Mario, from The Super Mario Franchise
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