[FANFIC] Pure Darkness
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5368 pts ★ NoviceOn 2023-12-21 at 23:13:17
Episode 1: The Envelope in the Locker
We arrived in the year 5,000,020,023. A warp pipe was there before us, and curiosity got the best of us, but we could have never known what tragedies would’ve happened. We all booked into a hotel.
Fiery: Alright, so I’ve watched the news and it said that The Sun is gone.
They didn’t give a lot of details but that’s pretty bad.
Cringeh: It said something about an explosion. We should check the laboratory.
*At the labaratory*
The laboratory was worn down, doors were busted down and this seemed to not be cleaned until forever.
Lely: This place has definitely seen better days
Nudge: I found an envelope in this locker
Fiery: Let’s get back to the hotel and tell the others what we found
Next episode soon
Sorry its short but take it or have me procrastinate for a week
We arrived in the year 5,000,020,023. A warp pipe was there before us, and curiosity got the best of us, but we could have never known what tragedies would’ve happened. We all booked into a hotel.
Fiery: Alright, so I’ve watched the news and it said that The Sun is gone.
They didn’t give a lot of details but that’s pretty bad.
Cringeh: It said something about an explosion. We should check the laboratory.
*At the labaratory*
The laboratory was worn down, doors were busted down and this seemed to not be cleaned until forever.
Lely: This place has definitely seen better days
Nudge: I found an envelope in this locker
Fiery: Let’s get back to the hotel and tell the others what we found
Next episode soon
Sorry its short but take it or have me procrastinate for a week
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On 2023-12-21 at 23:16:12
Episode 1: The Envelope in the Locker
We arrived in the year 5,600,020,000. A warp pipe was there before us, and curiosity got the best of us, but we could have never known what tragedies would’ve happened. We all booked into a hotel.
Fiery: Alright, so I’ve watched the news and it said that The Sun is gone.
They didn’t give a lot of details but that’s pretty bad.
Cringeh: It said something about an explosion. We should check the laboratory.
*At the labaratory*
The laboratory was worn down, doors were busted down and this seemed to not be cleaned until forever.
Lely: This place has definitely seen better days
Nudge: I found an envelope in this locker
Fiery: Let’s get back to the hotel and tell the others what we found
Next episode soon
Sorry its short but take it or have me procrastinate for a week
We arrived in the year 5,600,020,000. A warp pipe was there before us, and curiosity got the best of us, but we could have never known what tragedies would’ve happened. We all booked into a hotel.
Fiery: Alright, so I’ve watched the news and it said that The Sun is gone.
They didn’t give a lot of details but that’s pretty bad.
Cringeh: It said something about an explosion. We should check the laboratory.
*At the labaratory*
The laboratory was worn down, doors were busted down and this seemed to not be cleaned until forever.
Lely: This place has definitely seen better days
Nudge: I found an envelope in this locker
Fiery: Let’s get back to the hotel and tell the others what we found
Next episode soon
Sorry its short but take it or have me procrastinate for a week
Long live the Soviet Union
On 2023-12-22 at 08:17:50
I’ll feature more characters in Episode 2
On 2024-07-18 at 20:51:42
This fanfic is now out of hiatus, but nobody can join until a character dies or something
On 2024-07-18 at 22:01:00
Episode 2: Toad in Tears
The people that were in the laboratory now approach the others
Tendo: Did you find anything?
Nudge: Yeah, I found this random ass envelope in a locker
Cringeh: Maybe it could be just boring work stuff nobody cares about?
Fiery: Doubt it, the lab seems deserted.
Alyssa: Either way, we should open it up.
Fiery: Alright I’ll open it
Fiery starts opening it but then it rips halfway through and he has a rough time with opening it
Fiery: Damn that stupid envelope anyways there’s two letters inside so I’mma read them innit
This letter was made with a voicewriter (gadget that writes what voices say into the paper)
I don’t have much time left but I know someone or multiple people will read this. I came through a pipe in my universe and got sent here. Whoever comes through the pipe, sinister parallels shall form. Prepare yourself. The reason why this pipe is here in the first place, it’s because of the Sun being pushed away from this Earth. They are ruthless and have no moral standards. There’s another letter in here for the instructions, I cannot write them mysel- Oh no, they’re here. Stay away from me! Don’t worry, your death will be slow and painful. NO! NO! Leave me alone! Stop! Somebody, help me!
Blue Toad (now deceased)
Lely: That’s…that’s horrible
*Toad starts crying and Brint notices it*
Brint: What’s wrong, Toad?
Toad: Blue Toad…was my…brother (pausing in between words because of his crying) He…went missing…I never…knew why…he didn’t…deserve this…
Kirby64: Did anyone grab his reboot car-
*Fiery covers his hand over Kirby’s mouth*
Fiery: Shush bro you Fortnite addict
Lely: Rich coming from you
Fiery: I quit Fortnite man GD and Garry’s Mod are better also as for Toad we shouldn’t let your brother die in vain. We should do the things he requested
Noob: And that was to do the instructions in the 2nd letter
Pigeon: Maybe we should do it a little later, we need to figure out where we’re gonna stay
Alyssa: Follow me, I know a place.
*The gang follows her until they reach a manhole, Alyssa lifts it off and climbs down. Everyone follows suit*
Down there is a luxurious place, it would probably be a trillion dollar home if it was for sale
Noob: This is incredible, how did you know about this place
Alyssa: A gal has her ways
Fiery: Now all we need is some equipment, and to read the instructions
Lely: Aren't you guys forgetting something
Fiery: Forgetting what?
Lely: If we went through that pipe, that means...we have sinister parallels of ourselves that are ruthlessly going to hunt us down.
That’ll be all folks
Tune in next time on Pure Darkness!
The people that were in the laboratory now approach the others
Tendo: Did you find anything?
Nudge: Yeah, I found this random ass envelope in a locker
Cringeh: Maybe it could be just boring work stuff nobody cares about?
Fiery: Doubt it, the lab seems deserted.
Alyssa: Either way, we should open it up.
Fiery: Alright I’ll open it
Fiery starts opening it but then it rips halfway through and he has a rough time with opening it
Fiery: Damn that stupid envelope anyways there’s two letters inside so I’mma read them innit
This letter was made with a voicewriter (gadget that writes what voices say into the paper)
I don’t have much time left but I know someone or multiple people will read this. I came through a pipe in my universe and got sent here. Whoever comes through the pipe, sinister parallels shall form. Prepare yourself. The reason why this pipe is here in the first place, it’s because of the Sun being pushed away from this Earth. They are ruthless and have no moral standards. There’s another letter in here for the instructions, I cannot write them mysel- Oh no, they’re here. Stay away from me! Don’t worry, your death will be slow and painful. NO! NO! Leave me alone! Stop! Somebody, help me!
Blue Toad (now deceased)
Lely: That’s…that’s horrible
*Toad starts crying and Brint notices it*
Brint: What’s wrong, Toad?
Toad: Blue Toad…was my…brother (pausing in between words because of his crying) He…went missing…I never…knew why…he didn’t…deserve this…
Kirby64: Did anyone grab his reboot car-
*Fiery covers his hand over Kirby’s mouth*
Fiery: Shush bro you Fortnite addict
Lely: Rich coming from you
Fiery: I quit Fortnite man GD and Garry’s Mod are better also as for Toad we shouldn’t let your brother die in vain. We should do the things he requested
Noob: And that was to do the instructions in the 2nd letter
Pigeon: Maybe we should do it a little later, we need to figure out where we’re gonna stay
Alyssa: Follow me, I know a place.
*The gang follows her until they reach a manhole, Alyssa lifts it off and climbs down. Everyone follows suit*
Down there is a luxurious place, it would probably be a trillion dollar home if it was for sale
Noob: This is incredible, how did you know about this place
Alyssa: A gal has her ways
Fiery: Now all we need is some equipment, and to read the instructions
Lely: Aren't you guys forgetting something
Fiery: Forgetting what?
Lely: If we went through that pipe, that means...we have sinister parallels of ourselves that are ruthlessly going to hunt us down.
That’ll be all folks
Tune in next time on Pure Darkness!
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On 2024-07-18 at 22:39:18
can i join after someone has died?
1On 2024-07-18 at 23:45:15
can i join after someone has died?
Bro wants everyone to die so he can join... anyways amazing episode ! I loved reading it !
1On 2024-07-19 at 07:43:58
well, alright then
Name: Twilight
Colour: #009dff
Species: at this point idk do whatever you want
Personality: Brave, a little bit shy and tries to solve a problem whenever there is one
Abilities: Teleportation i guess?
Weapons: Katana
Extra Info: man idk
Appearance: whatever you want idk
Name: Twilight
Colour: #009dff
Species: at this point idk do whatever you want
Personality: Brave, a little bit shy and tries to solve a problem whenever there is one
Abilities: Teleportation i guess?
Weapons: Katana
Extra Info: man idk
Appearance: whatever you want idk
On 2024-07-21 at 17:40:47
Episode 3: Coconut Mall
Fiery: I think now we should read the instructions now that Toad’s stopped crying
Lely: I’m reading it now
These are instructions on how to reverse the project we created to stop ourselves from being devoured by the Sun. We have planted many pillars across several lands and you must destroy those pillars, but if you do so, the Sun will devour this Earth. Written by Jake Johnson
Fiery: Well I’m glad that’s much more tamer than the previous letter
Tendo: We’re definitely going to need some distractions, some weapons, some protection and like some communication gear
Iam (KTDX2014): Dibs not me!
*Everyone does it except Lely (he likes shopping) and Fiery (because of slow reaction time)*
Fiery: Dammit! I don’t want to go shopping!
Lely: You’ll spend less time with Tendo
Fiery: Right, let’s head to Coconut Mall straight away!
*Lely and Fiery climb out of the base and go to Coconut Mall*
Lely: So what Tendo said for us was to get some distractions, weapons and some protection. Also some communication stuff
Fiery: Probably get some smoke bombs, armour, and some guns, I heard about some earpieces for communication
???: I don’t know about the last one, we’re not in America, you can’t just stroll to a gun shop
Fiery: Twilight! Good to see you mate, did you come from the pipe?
Twilight: Yeah I did
*Lely leans over to Fiery*
Lely (whispering): We have to tell him
Fiery (whispering back) : Oh yeah we definitely got to, (now loudly) uhh Twilight can we just tell you something about the pipe?
Twilight: yeah sure what is it
Fiery: Whoever comes through the pipe has evil, sinister, ruthless parallels of themselves
Twilight: wait WHAT?! Who was in your group?
Lely: The usual people except we had some other…folks
Twilight: Did that include Tendo?
Fiery: Yes…unfortunately and also Kirby64 and Iam
Back at the base
Tendo: I feel like someone just said something rude about me
All except Tendo, Iam and Kirby64: Gee I sure wonder why…
Back at the mall
Lely: Mind helping us with shopping, Twilight?
Twilight: Nope I don’t mind at all
Fiery: I’m going to go to a money transferral thing I don’t know what its called since I have money from 2024 and that's sure worth a lot now
*Fiery runs off to a money transferring thing, he’s in the middle of the queue when suddenly he hears an explosion and people screaming, he glances over and finds people looking like Nudge and himself. They start approaching where he’s at*
Fiery: Sir please hurry up
Random ass guy: Bro with how much money you have it will take a while I’m sorry but heres your cash
Fiery: Thank you *runs off to Lely and Twilight* Take some money
*They both take some money and they storm off to their shops. Then they finish their shopping and encounter the two parallels*
???: Well well well looky here
???: Some fresh meat right before my eyes
The trio: Who are you?!
Mutantoad: The name’s Mutantoad.
Shove: And mine is Shove, make sure to make those your final memories
Fiery: Fat chance! We ain’t dying tonight!
*The gang runs out of the mall, Mutantoad and Shove throw knives and grenades at them*
Fiery: We should’ve went to a Westfield bruh
Lely: Yeah we honestly should’ve
Twilight: Wait! I see a…pillar?
Fiery and Lely: We need to run there now!
*Lely throws down a smokebomb*
Mutantoad: Ah! Where did you 3 little brats go?!
*The gang runs to the pillar*
Fiery: I’ll do the honours.
*Fiery burns down the pillar*
Lely: Now let’s head back to the base, come on!
Twilight: What base?
Fiery: *grabs Twilight by the arm* You’ll see when we get there
*They arrive at the base*
Alyssa: Twilight! How are you bro
Twilight: Not very good as you can see
Tendo: Yeah you guys look like you’ve gone through a war
Fiery: Not a war, more like a…crisis
Nudge: We were discussing who’d sleep with who, 3 people per bedroom
Fiery: I’m going with Lely and Twilight
Lely: Yeah I like that
Twilight: I don’t mind which one as long as it’s not with Tendo, Kir-
Tendo: What’d I do to deserve that
Fiery: Everything that you did
Twilight: Kirby64, and Iam as I was saying before I was interrupted
That’s all folks! Tune in next time on Pure Darkness!
Fiery: I think now we should read the instructions now that Toad’s stopped crying
Lely: I’m reading it now
These are instructions on how to reverse the project we created to stop ourselves from being devoured by the Sun. We have planted many pillars across several lands and you must destroy those pillars, but if you do so, the Sun will devour this Earth. Written by Jake Johnson
Fiery: Well I’m glad that’s much more tamer than the previous letter
Tendo: We’re definitely going to need some distractions, some weapons, some protection and like some communication gear
Iam (KTDX2014): Dibs not me!
*Everyone does it except Lely (he likes shopping) and Fiery (because of slow reaction time)*
Fiery: Dammit! I don’t want to go shopping!
Lely: You’ll spend less time with Tendo
Fiery: Right, let’s head to Coconut Mall straight away!
*Lely and Fiery climb out of the base and go to Coconut Mall*
Lely: So what Tendo said for us was to get some distractions, weapons and some protection. Also some communication stuff
Fiery: Probably get some smoke bombs, armour, and some guns, I heard about some earpieces for communication
???: I don’t know about the last one, we’re not in America, you can’t just stroll to a gun shop
Fiery: Twilight! Good to see you mate, did you come from the pipe?
Twilight: Yeah I did
*Lely leans over to Fiery*
Lely (whispering): We have to tell him
Fiery (whispering back) : Oh yeah we definitely got to, (now loudly) uhh Twilight can we just tell you something about the pipe?
Twilight: yeah sure what is it
Fiery: Whoever comes through the pipe has evil, sinister, ruthless parallels of themselves
Twilight: wait WHAT?! Who was in your group?
Lely: The usual people except we had some other…folks
Twilight: Did that include Tendo?
Fiery: Yes…unfortunately and also Kirby64 and Iam
Back at the base
Tendo: I feel like someone just said something rude about me
All except Tendo, Iam and Kirby64: Gee I sure wonder why…
Back at the mall
Lely: Mind helping us with shopping, Twilight?
Twilight: Nope I don’t mind at all
Fiery: I’m going to go to a money transferral thing I don’t know what its called since I have money from 2024 and that's sure worth a lot now
*Fiery runs off to a money transferring thing, he’s in the middle of the queue when suddenly he hears an explosion and people screaming, he glances over and finds people looking like Nudge and himself. They start approaching where he’s at*
Fiery: Sir please hurry up
Random ass guy: Bro with how much money you have it will take a while I’m sorry but heres your cash
Fiery: Thank you *runs off to Lely and Twilight* Take some money
*They both take some money and they storm off to their shops. Then they finish their shopping and encounter the two parallels*
???: Well well well looky here
???: Some fresh meat right before my eyes
The trio: Who are you?!
Mutantoad: The name’s Mutantoad.
Shove: And mine is Shove, make sure to make those your final memories
Fiery: Fat chance! We ain’t dying tonight!
*The gang runs out of the mall, Mutantoad and Shove throw knives and grenades at them*
Fiery: We should’ve went to a Westfield bruh
Lely: Yeah we honestly should’ve
Twilight: Wait! I see a…pillar?
Fiery and Lely: We need to run there now!
*Lely throws down a smokebomb*
Mutantoad: Ah! Where did you 3 little brats go?!
*The gang runs to the pillar*
Fiery: I’ll do the honours.
*Fiery burns down the pillar*
Lely: Now let’s head back to the base, come on!
Twilight: What base?
Fiery: *grabs Twilight by the arm* You’ll see when we get there
*They arrive at the base*
Alyssa: Twilight! How are you bro
Twilight: Not very good as you can see
Tendo: Yeah you guys look like you’ve gone through a war
Fiery: Not a war, more like a…crisis
Nudge: We were discussing who’d sleep with who, 3 people per bedroom
Fiery: I’m going with Lely and Twilight
Lely: Yeah I like that
Twilight: I don’t mind which one as long as it’s not with Tendo, Kir-
Tendo: What’d I do to deserve that
Fiery: Everything that you did
Twilight: Kirby64, and Iam as I was saying before I was interrupted
That’s all folks! Tune in next time on Pure Darkness!
2111On 2024-07-21 at 22:05:03
Episode 3: Coconut Mall
Fiery: I think now we should read the instructions now that Toad’s stopped crying
Lely: I’m reading it now
These are instructions on how to reverse the project we created to stop ourselves from being devoured by the Sun. We have planted many pillars across several lands and you must destroy those pillars, but if you do so, the Sun will devour this Earth. Written by Jake Johnson
Fiery: Well I’m glad that’s much more tamer than the previous letter
Tendo: We’re definitely going to need some distractions, some weapons, some protection and like some communication gear
Iam (KTDX2014): Dibs not me!
*Everyone does it except Lely (he likes shopping) and Fiery (because of slow reaction time)*
Fiery: Dammit! I don’t want to go shopping!
Lely: You’ll spend less time with Tendo
Fiery: Right, let’s head to Coconut Mall straight away!
*Lely and Fiery climb out of the base and go to Coconut Mall*
Lely: So what Tendo said for us was to get some distractions, weapons and some protection. Also some communication stuff
Fiery: Probably get some smoke bombs, armour, and some guns, I heard about some earpieces for communication
???: I don’t know about the last one, we’re not in America, you can’t just stroll to a gun shop
Fiery: Twilight! Good to see you mate, did you come from the pipe?
Twilight: Yeah I did
*Lely leans over to Fiery*
Lely (whispering): We have to tell him
Fiery (whispering back) : Oh yeah we definitely got to, (now loudly) uhh Twilight can we just tell you something about the pipe?
Twilight: yeah sure what is it
Fiery: Whoever comes through the pipe has evil, sinister, ruthless parallels of themselves
Twilight: wait WHAT?! Who was in your group?
Lely: The usual people except we had some other…folks
Twilight: Did that include Tendo?
Fiery: Yes…unfortunately and also Kirby64 and Iam
Back at the base
Tendo: I feel like someone just said something rude about me
All except Tendo, Iam and Kirby64: Gee I sure wonder why…
Back at the mall
Lely: Mind helping us with shopping, Twilight?
Twilight: Nope I don’t mind at all
Fiery: I’m going to go to a money transferral thing I don’t know what its called since I have money from 2024 and that's sure worth a lot now
*Fiery runs off to a money transferring thing, he’s in the middle of the queue when suddenly he hears an explosion and people screaming, he glances over and finds people looking like Nudge and himself. They start approaching where he’s at*
Fiery: Sir please hurry up
Random ass guy: Bro with how much money you have it will take a while I’m sorry but heres your cash
Fiery: Thank you *runs off to Lely and Twilight* Take some money
*They both take some money and they storm off to their shops. Then they finish their shopping and encounter the two parallels*
???: Well well well looky here
???: Some fresh meat right before my eyes
The trio: Who are you?!
Mutantoad: The name’s Mutantoad.
Shove: And mine is Shove, make sure to make those your final memories
Fiery: Fat chance! We ain’t dying tonight!
*The gang runs out of the mall, Mutantoad and Shove throw knives and grenades at them*
Fiery: We should’ve went to a Westfield bruh
Lely: Yeah we honestly should’ve
Twilight: Wait! I see a…pillar?
Fiery and Lely: We need to run there now!
*Lely throws down a smokebomb*
Mutantoad: Ah! Where did you 3 little brats go?!
[*The gang runs to the pillar
/color]
Fiery: I’ll do the honours.
*Fiery burns down the pillar*
Lely: Now let’s head back to the base, come on!
Twilight: What base?
Fiery: *grabs Twilight by the arm* You’ll see when we get there
*They arrive at the base*
Alyssa: Twilight! How are you bro
Twilight: Not very good as you can see
Tendo: Yeah you guys look like you’ve gone through a war
Fiery: Not a war, more like a…crisis
Nudge: We were discussing who’d sleep with who, 3 people per bedroom
Fiery: I’m going with Lely and Twilight
Lely: Yeah I like that
Twilight: I don’t mind which one as long as it’s not with Tendo, Kir-
Tendo: What’d I do to deserve tha
Fiery: Everything that you did
Twilight: Kirby64, and Iam as I was saying before I was interrupted
That’s all folks! Tune in next time on Pure Darkness!
Fiery: I think now we should read the instructions now that Toad’s stopped crying
Lely: I’m reading it now
These are instructions on how to reverse the project we created to stop ourselves from being devoured by the Sun. We have planted many pillars across several lands and you must destroy those pillars, but if you do so, the Sun will devour this Earth. Written by Jake Johnson
Fiery: Well I’m glad that’s much more tamer than the previous letter
Tendo: We’re definitely going to need some distractions, some weapons, some protection and like some communication gear
Iam (KTDX2014): Dibs not me!
*Everyone does it except Lely (he likes shopping) and Fiery (because of slow reaction time)*
Fiery: Dammit! I don’t want to go shopping!
Lely: You’ll spend less time with Tendo
Fiery: Right, let’s head to Coconut Mall straight away!
*Lely and Fiery climb out of the base and go to Coconut Mall*
Lely: So what Tendo said for us was to get some distractions, weapons and some protection. Also some communication stuff
Fiery: Probably get some smoke bombs, armour, and some guns, I heard about some earpieces for communication
???: I don’t know about the last one, we’re not in America, you can’t just stroll to a gun shop
Fiery: Twilight! Good to see you mate, did you come from the pipe?
Twilight: Yeah I did
*Lely leans over to Fiery*
Lely (whispering): We have to tell him
Fiery (whispering back) : Oh yeah we definitely got to, (now loudly) uhh Twilight can we just tell you something about the pipe?
Twilight: yeah sure what is it
Fiery: Whoever comes through the pipe has evil, sinister, ruthless parallels of themselves
Twilight: wait WHAT?! Who was in your group?
Lely: The usual people except we had some other…folks
Twilight: Did that include Tendo?
Fiery: Yes…unfortunately and also Kirby64 and Iam
Back at the base
Tendo: I feel like someone just said something rude about me
All except Tendo, Iam and Kirby64: Gee I sure wonder why…
Back at the mall
Lely: Mind helping us with shopping, Twilight?
Twilight: Nope I don’t mind at all
Fiery: I’m going to go to a money transferral thing I don’t know what its called since I have money from 2024 and that's sure worth a lot now
*Fiery runs off to a money transferring thing, he’s in the middle of the queue when suddenly he hears an explosion and people screaming, he glances over and finds people looking like Nudge and himself. They start approaching where he’s at*
Fiery: Sir please hurry up
Random ass guy: Bro with how much money you have it will take a while I’m sorry but heres your cash
Fiery: Thank you *runs off to Lely and Twilight* Take some money
*They both take some money and they storm off to their shops. Then they finish their shopping and encounter the two parallels*
???: Well well well looky here
???: Some fresh meat right before my eyes
The trio: Who are you?!
Mutantoad: The name’s Mutantoad.
Shove: And mine is Shove, make sure to make those your final memories
Fiery: Fat chance! We ain’t dying tonight!
*The gang runs out of the mall, Mutantoad and Shove throw knives and grenades at them*
Fiery: We should’ve went to a Westfield bruh
Lely: Yeah we honestly should’ve
Twilight: Wait! I see a…pillar?
Fiery and Lely: We need to run there now!
*Lely throws down a smokebomb*
Mutantoad: Ah! Where did you 3 little brats go?!
[*The gang runs to the pillar
/color]Fiery: I’ll do the honours.
*Fiery burns down the pillar*
Lely: Now let’s head back to the base, come on!
Twilight: What base?
Fiery: *grabs Twilight by the arm* You’ll see when we get there
*They arrive at the base*
Alyssa: Twilight! How are you bro
Twilight: Not very good as you can see
Tendo: Yeah you guys look like you’ve gone through a war
Fiery: Not a war, more like a…crisis
Nudge: We were discussing who’d sleep with who, 3 people per bedroom
Fiery: I’m going with Lely and Twilight
Lely: Yeah I like that
Twilight: I don’t mind which one as long as it’s not with Tendo, Kir-
Tendo: What’d I do to deserve tha
Fiery: Everything that you did
Twilight: Kirby64, and Iam as I was saying before I was interrupted
That’s all folks! Tune in next time on Pure Darkness!
That was a really good episode with some suspense and a lot of humor too ! I love how I'm going shopping in times of crisis, and how Tendo says "I feel like someone just said something rude about me". Awesome episode, keep up the good work !
On 2024-07-25 at 15:59:07
Episode 4: Unappreciated
After minutes of discussing, the rooms have been decided
Fiery Lely Twilight
Alyssa StarSplizz Noob
D13t-#k10 xrunner48 Nudge
Pigeon: What about me and the rest
Nudge: You sleep in cardboard boxes outside
Tendo: What?! This is so unfair! What have we done to deserve this
Fiery: Quite a bloody lot actually I don’t know why you’re even still here with us
Lely: Maybe to pad out the episodes?
Fiery: I think maybe it’s because they can’t just kick people out of the fanfic unfortunately but yeah the writer could do that
Pigeon: Stop breaking the 4th wall!
Fiery: Stop acting like Master8 in MKPCverse
Kirby64: What’s a MKPCverse?
Lely: Old fanfic of mine, also do not mention Season 2
Pigeon: Still I find it unfair that all of us are sleeping in cardboard boxes
Alyssa: Well actually Kirby64’s sleeping on the sofa he’s not as intolerable as you guys
Nudge: Bit of a skill issue in my opinion
Pigeon: I’m sick of you, Nudge! You say everything’s a skill issue and it’s so annoying! I never want to see your face AGAIN!
Pigeon and the rest of the people who are sleeping in cardboard boxes outside the base storm off angrily
Nudge: Major skill issue
Lely: The skill issue is annoying Nudge I see why he got mad
Fiery: I’ll go check up on them
Fiery climbs up the manhole and goes to where the cardboard boxes are
Fiery (in thoughts): If I approach them right now then they’ll probably be angry still and yell at me. Maybe I should eavesdrop
Fiery puts his back beside a nearby wall and listens
Pigeon: I hate Nudge! Whenever I struggle with anything or have complaints he’s like “Oh hurr durr what a skill issue”
Tendo: I feel so unappreciated. It’s like we don’t belong there
???: Hello there
Iam: Who the heck are you?
Anarchy: The name’s Anarchy. I heard that you people were feeling like you didn’t belong somewhere.
Tendo: Yes and it’s so annoying!
Anarchy: I can help with that but there’s something you’re going to have to do for us
Pigeon: What is it?
Anarchy: Capture a human named Nodac and a duck named Dudzi
Fiery gasps loudly
Iam: Who the hell was that?!
Fiery (thinking): Oh crap they heard that! Crap crap crap
Tendo: So you’ve been eavesdropping on us the whole time, huh?
Fiery: I wanted to check on Pigeon, see how he was doing. I thought if I approached you guys then you would’ve just yelled at me
Anarchy: Would be a lot better than the fate you have now *Anarchy jumps at Fiery but he sprints away, Twilight pops out of the manhole (but they don’t see him coming from there)*
Twilight: Figured you were taking too long up there so they sent me
Fiery: Mind if you go to your ship mode, we’re currently on a wild goose chase
Twilight transforms into a ship and Fiery grabs the end of it. Unbeknownst to them, Anarchy has sleeping related powers. She sends Fiery and Twilight to sleep and they fall out of the sky into a forest
That’s all folks!
Tune in next time on Pure Darkness
After minutes of discussing, the rooms have been decided
Fiery Lely Twilight
Alyssa StarSplizz Noob
D13t-#k10 xrunner48 Nudge
Pigeon: What about me and the rest
Nudge: You sleep in cardboard boxes outside
Tendo: What?! This is so unfair! What have we done to deserve this
Fiery: Quite a bloody lot actually I don’t know why you’re even still here with us
Lely: Maybe to pad out the episodes?
Fiery: I think maybe it’s because they can’t just kick people out of the fanfic unfortunately but yeah the writer could do that
Pigeon: Stop breaking the 4th wall!
Fiery: Stop acting like Master8 in MKPCverse
Kirby64: What’s a MKPCverse?
Lely: Old fanfic of mine, also do not mention Season 2
Pigeon: Still I find it unfair that all of us are sleeping in cardboard boxes
Alyssa: Well actually Kirby64’s sleeping on the sofa he’s not as intolerable as you guys
Nudge: Bit of a skill issue in my opinion
Pigeon: I’m sick of you, Nudge! You say everything’s a skill issue and it’s so annoying! I never want to see your face AGAIN!
Pigeon and the rest of the people who are sleeping in cardboard boxes outside the base storm off angrily
Nudge: Major skill issue
Lely: The skill issue is annoying Nudge I see why he got mad
Fiery: I’ll go check up on them
Fiery climbs up the manhole and goes to where the cardboard boxes are
Fiery (in thoughts): If I approach them right now then they’ll probably be angry still and yell at me. Maybe I should eavesdrop
Fiery puts his back beside a nearby wall and listens
Pigeon: I hate Nudge! Whenever I struggle with anything or have complaints he’s like “Oh hurr durr what a skill issue”
Tendo: I feel so unappreciated. It’s like we don’t belong there
???: Hello there
Iam: Who the heck are you?
Anarchy: The name’s Anarchy. I heard that you people were feeling like you didn’t belong somewhere.
Tendo: Yes and it’s so annoying!
Anarchy: I can help with that but there’s something you’re going to have to do for us
Pigeon: What is it?
Anarchy: Capture a human named Nodac and a duck named Dudzi
Fiery gasps loudly
Iam: Who the hell was that?!
Fiery (thinking): Oh crap they heard that! Crap crap crap
Tendo: So you’ve been eavesdropping on us the whole time, huh?
Fiery: I wanted to check on Pigeon, see how he was doing. I thought if I approached you guys then you would’ve just yelled at me
Anarchy: Would be a lot better than the fate you have now *Anarchy jumps at Fiery but he sprints away, Twilight pops out of the manhole (but they don’t see him coming from there)*
Twilight: Figured you were taking too long up there so they sent me
Fiery: Mind if you go to your ship mode, we’re currently on a wild goose chase
Twilight transforms into a ship and Fiery grabs the end of it. Unbeknownst to them, Anarchy has sleeping related powers. She sends Fiery and Twilight to sleep and they fall out of the sky into a forest
That’s all folks!
Tune in next time on Pure Darkness
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Episode 5: Luigi’s Mansion
We start off with where we left off last time, Fiery and Twilight falling into the forest
Fiery: My legs hurt so much from that fall…
Twilight: It won’t do us any good if we just lay around in this spot and *hears a familiar voice from far away* she finds us…
Fiery: Then we have to get a bloody move on!
Fiery and Twilight start running to find some familiar place but they stumble upon a mansion
Twilight: Fiery we are not going in that mansion
Fiery: But look! There’s a very small pillar on the ground!
*The pillar radiates darkness and freezing temperatures around it (btw this is how we identify the pillars). Suddenly, a ghost emerges from the mansion and steals it*
Fiery: Twilight we ARE going in that mansion
They run off into the mansion and locate the ghost that took the pillar
GHOST: WHO DARES TRESPASS INTO OUR MANSION?!
Fiery: Give us that pillar and we’ll leave!
Ghosts: FAT CHANCE!
*Fiery and Twilight run at the ghost holding the small pillar*
Ghosts: THIEVES! YOU WILL NEVER GET THAT PILLAR!
*The ghosts swarm Fiery and Twilight, nearly suffocating them in the moshpit*
*Fiery and Twilight crawl through the gigantic crowd and Fiery forcefully grabs the pillar out of the ghost’s hands*
Ghost: Those treacherous thieving brats! King Boo must be summoned!
*They summon King Boo and it dashes at Fiery and Twilight holding a painting*
Twilight: *grabs at the door but it’s locked* What do we do what do we do that Boo is charging at us right now with a painting!
Fiery: Watch out! *barges the door open*
Anarchy (on the other side): Hello there!
*Fiery uppercuts Anarchy, knocking her out cold*
Twilight: shook emoji if this website had one
Back with the cardboard box fellas
Pigeon: I feel like someone just broke the 4th wall
Back at the mansion…
Fiery: I have an idea…HEY GHOSTS! THIS RANDOM ASS GIRL WAS CONTROLLING US! GIVE HER HELL!
*King Boo slams the painting onto Anarchy*
Ghosts: Now give us that pillar!……..DID YOU HEAR US! GIVE U-
Below the streets of MKPC City…
*Fiery lifts up the manhole cover, Twilight and him panting*
Alyssa: What happened?
Fiery: The cardboard box fellas are…they’re…they’re on the side of the bloody alternates!
Lely: Two things, 1. That’s what we’re calling them? 2. Will you ever stop saying bloody
Fiery: I stopped saying it and ruddy for a day and that was the day I SLID DOWN THOSE STAIRS ON THAT GODDAMN BOAT. And also, before I forget…DOES EVERYONE KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?!
Nudge: The worst day of my life…
All: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to Lely! Happy birthday to you!
Lely: Oh thanks guys I really appreciate it
Alyssa: Wait! You guys have to see what’s on the news!
*On the news*
Breaking news! This just in! Our government has been overthrown by some dangerous folk named The Alternates! They appear to be versions of people who entered through a pipe in another dimension, sending them to this realm! Those said people are currently desired by the government and they would pay whoever catches them whatever they please, unless they catch them themselves! Then it'd be very bad for them...hehehe... Reporter Dudzi out!
Anarchy (flashback): Catch Nodac and Dudzi
Fiery: We have to protect that news station!
We start off with where we left off last time, Fiery and Twilight falling into the forest
Fiery: My legs hurt so much from that fall…
Twilight: It won’t do us any good if we just lay around in this spot and *hears a familiar voice from far away* she finds us…
Fiery: Then we have to get a bloody move on!
Fiery and Twilight start running to find some familiar place but they stumble upon a mansion
Twilight: Fiery we are not going in that mansion
Fiery: But look! There’s a very small pillar on the ground!
*The pillar radiates darkness and freezing temperatures around it (btw this is how we identify the pillars). Suddenly, a ghost emerges from the mansion and steals it*
Fiery: Twilight we ARE going in that mansion
They run off into the mansion and locate the ghost that took the pillar
GHOST: WHO DARES TRESPASS INTO OUR MANSION?!
Fiery: Give us that pillar and we’ll leave!
Ghosts: FAT CHANCE!
*Fiery and Twilight run at the ghost holding the small pillar*
Ghosts: THIEVES! YOU WILL NEVER GET THAT PILLAR!
*The ghosts swarm Fiery and Twilight, nearly suffocating them in the moshpit*
*Fiery and Twilight crawl through the gigantic crowd and Fiery forcefully grabs the pillar out of the ghost’s hands*
Ghost: Those treacherous thieving brats! King Boo must be summoned!
*They summon King Boo and it dashes at Fiery and Twilight holding a painting*
Twilight: *grabs at the door but it’s locked* What do we do what do we do that Boo is charging at us right now with a painting!
Fiery: Watch out! *barges the door open*
Anarchy (on the other side): Hello there!
*Fiery uppercuts Anarchy, knocking her out cold*
Twilight: shook emoji if this website had one
Back with the cardboard box fellas
Pigeon: I feel like someone just broke the 4th wall
Back at the mansion…
Fiery: I have an idea…HEY GHOSTS! THIS RANDOM ASS GIRL WAS CONTROLLING US! GIVE HER HELL!
*King Boo slams the painting onto Anarchy*
Ghosts: Now give us that pillar!……..DID YOU HEAR US! GIVE U-
Below the streets of MKPC City…
*Fiery lifts up the manhole cover, Twilight and him panting*
Alyssa: What happened?
Fiery: The cardboard box fellas are…they’re…they’re on the side of the bloody alternates!
Lely: Two things, 1. That’s what we’re calling them? 2. Will you ever stop saying bloody
Fiery: I stopped saying it and ruddy for a day and that was the day I SLID DOWN THOSE STAIRS ON THAT GODDAMN BOAT. And also, before I forget…DOES EVERYONE KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?!
Nudge: The worst day of my life…
All: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to Lely! Happy birthday to you!
Lely: Oh thanks guys I really appreciate it
Alyssa: Wait! You guys have to see what’s on the news!
*On the news*
Breaking news! This just in! Our government has been overthrown by some dangerous folk named The Alternates! They appear to be versions of people who entered through a pipe in another dimension, sending them to this realm! Those said people are currently desired by the government and they would pay whoever catches them whatever they please, unless they catch them themselves! Then it'd be very bad for them...hehehe... Reporter Dudzi out!
Anarchy (flashback): Catch Nodac and Dudzi
Fiery: We have to protect that news station!
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