I love Astolfo

traps are actually 3.14% gay, but 3.14 is also the starting numbers for pi, and pi can sound like pie meaning that pie would be gay to right? No. because pie is only close to pi and isnt pie. this means that in reality slim shady is gay, slim shady would be gay due to the fact that he has brung up gay things in his songs, but that doesn’t mean hes gay... right? Well yes and no. Slim shady isnt gay he just has respect for them, which makes him sus. sus like this popular game among us, in among us you can become pink, and guess who is pink? Astolfo. remember how i said astolfo is related to pink from among us, well you see pink is a womans color and guess what astolfo is? a boy, but pink is only based around women because of the past of peoples culture, this means that technically astolfo is still gay, however. in the show that astolfo is in they are based around normal culture, meaning that for then pink is a womans color, meaning that astolfo could be trans, but in their society trans would be a sin meaning that astolfo could possibly be born a woman but with other parts... right? No. you see traps are actually gay its just that the percentage of them makes them not so gay. now you see traps arent gay due to the fact that actually every man is 5% gay no matter how straight they are meaning that traps are actually just femboys and sometimes femboys arent gay they just act like it, and this would be like acting gay with the homies. now you see since femboys arent always gay this means that astolfo could still be gay, however, astolfo isnt gay as we have seen in the show he is only acting gay to embarrass his “master”. since astolfo is only acting this classifies him has straight... right? you see your wrong because just because someone is acting gay doesnt mean they still are gay, this means that astolfo is gay and i have proof now you see the reason why astolfo is gay is because he has tried to kiss his master knowing they are both men, even 3.14% still makes it gay.