[Fanfic] Alien Invasion

Episode 2: Stinky Sewers
Osc-omb: The sewers are so disgusting, for a prestigious castle, you'd expect the sewers to be clean.
Illuzhion: The dark feels so good.
Ssg: I think Nudge and Illuzhion are the only people who like the sewers.
Dark: Wait what, Nudge likes sewers?
*Ssg points at Nudge*
*Nudge aggressively shooting a rat*
Dark: Makes more sense
*Suddenly, a dog appears*
Popplio: OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE, IT'S A FURRY!!!
???: Come back here, doggy.
Fiery: Isn't that Dietsoda?
Dietsoda: Oh hey guys, what are you guys doing?
StarSplizz: Well, we're hiding from those aliens and we're just chilling.
Nudge: Hey guys, I finished obliterating those rats.
Max: Um ok?
Noob: Well, I suggest let's be quiet, I hear footsteps up there.
Lely: Sure, I have a few snacks, we can share them.
*Suddenly, an alien appears out of nowhere*
Alien: SUP BI***ES, WHO'S READY TO DIE!!!
Ssg: Nudge, kill him.|
Nudge: Sayonara from this world, *Aggressive shooting*
*Alien dies*
Osc-omb: Take that b***h.
StarSplizz: Don't tell me we gotta move.
Fiery: We do.
Lely: Dietsoda, can you carry the picnic basket.
Dietsoda: Fine.
Alien: Not so fast.
Illuzhion: RUN!!!
*Unfortunately, Illuzhion gets sucked in by an alien ship because it fit through a hole*
Max: NO!!! WE HAVE TO RUN!!!
*Everyone escapes*
Will Illuzhion get freed? Will they be able to evade the aliens? Find out on Episode 3, also sorry Illuzhion

Yes, it's short, but I dont have much time

May I join?

Name: K
Color: something like this?
Species: human
Personality: patient. berserk fighter when defending friends and is willing to die to succeed.enjoys killing aliens way too much.

I don't know if you know this, but I doubt that aliens would find the knowledge to kill a vampire

Hey guys quick update, I just came back from vacation so I'm releasing Chapter 3 tomorrow.

This probably won't get noticed

Name: TheOuchy1

Colour: Lizard Green (This, R167 B244 G50)

Species: Yoshi

Personality: An impatient gamer that has a habit to make bad puns all of the time.

By the way, this isn't me, at least I don't think this is me, I'm just trying to make an amusing character.

Chapter 3: Christmas Conundrum
StarSplizz: Are we almost at Merry Mountain? I want to chill.
Fiery: We've been here like 1 second ago. I think you woke up a bit too sluggish.
Lely: Well, I booked a hotel for 1 week.
Nudge: Looks like I have more people to kill.
Osc-omb: B***h, you're going to get arrested.
TheOuchy1: Oh hey guys, what are y'all doing here.
K: Yo sup.
Dark: Oh hey Ouchy and K, what are you guys doing here?
TheOuchy1: Well, you see, we came here to celebrate Christmas. We're staying at the Merry Merry Hotel.
Dietsoda: Oh really? We're staying there as well? Did you hear about the alien invasion?
TheOuchy1: Well yeah, it's horrib-.Wait what's that sound...
*screams*
Ssg: Look!
*Alien sucks up Piantas and Toads*
Popplio: RUN!!! WE'RE GONNA GET SUCKED UP LIKE ILLUZHION!!!
*Meanwhile with Illuzhion*
Illuzhion: This prison is horrible. I wanna get out. I can't even use my abilities to get out!!! AHHHHHHH!!! Where are we anyways?
*Looks out to see that they're flying over Merry Mountain*
Illuzhion: Great, the aliens are gonna ruin Christmas, and if you think that the Grinch was worse. Wait a minute...is that my friends?! Oh hell nah, I'm gonna stop them. Oh wait they're sucking up Piantas and Toads...
*Meanwhile on Merry Merry Hotel*
Popplio: We're not gonna get caught right...
Dark: I have no idea, and I don't wanna go out. StarSplizz is making herself at home.
*StarSplizz just sleeping*
Noob: I'm gonna go hide in the bathroom.
TheOuchy1: Can I come with you?
*knock on the door*
*Dark opens the door*
???: Hello guys, I'm the manager, Mr. Dumbass. So anyways, can I come in, I need to talk about something.
Fiery: Hold on...MR DUMBASS HAS 6 FINGERS! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! NUDGE!!!
Nudge: Sayonara. *Intensive shooting*
*Alien falls dead*
Ssg: Let's go!
Where will the team go next? Will Illuzhion get out? Will Christmas be saved? Find out on Chapter 4!

I dont have time again so it's short

Chapter 4: In The Airship
*After running for a while, they infiltrate DS Airship Fortress and threw Bowser Jr in the water to die*
Nudge: HELL YEAH, THERE'S A PUB!!! TIME TO GET DRUNK!!!
Osc: Count me in!!! Just don't light me on fire with a Molotov Cocktail
StarSplizz: Enjoy it while you can, I'm going on the bunk beds. See ya
Noob: Well I'm gonna put our food in the pub's fridge, Dietsoda, can you help?
Dietsoda: *sigh* Sure...
Fiery: I'll load the cannons just in case.
Dark: I'll help.
Lely: Me as well! Let's go.
TheOuchy1: I'll find some weapons, I think I saw a supply closet.
Ssg: Hey guys, what's that in the sky.
*UFO flying*
Popplio: Shoot it down!!!
K: On it!!!
*K hits the UFO and the UFO malfunctions and falls to the ground, killing every alien.*
Max: Nice!
*Nudge and Osc comes out*
Osc: WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED??
Dark: Oh K shot down the aliens. How'd you do that?
K: I use irl aimbot.
Dietsoda: Hey guys, have you seen Noob?
Noob: I'm here, I had to go take a dump in the bathtub, I mean, toilet.
*Meanwhile Illuzhion is currently in a cave where the aliens use as their hideout, he's tied up on a chair*
Illuzhion: LEMME OUT! YOU GREEN IDIOTS!!!
*Alien leader comes in*
Alien leader: Well, well, well, we've caught a vampire? Sweet...you can't escape. If you dare escape, there will be severe punishments. Adviser, what shall we do with him?
[color=green]Adviser: Mind control him, he'll work for us by capturing those puny b***hes.
Illuzhion: NO NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! PLEASE!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! *cries*
Alien leader: Shut up, here's the microchip we'll insert on your hair to hide it...
*Illuzhion tries to transform as a bat*
Alien leader: Fool, we have a gas that doesn't allow you to use your powers.
Illuzhion: NO PLEASE, I BEG YOU, I'LL DO ANYTHING. I WANNA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
Alien leader: Shush it, I'm going to put it in your hair now!!!
*Illuzhion kicks the alien leader and sadly, the chip lands on his hair.*
Adviser: It works. *activates the mind control chip*
Illuzhion: NO PLEASE NO. AHHH, MY HEAD, WHAT'S GOING ON. I WANT OUT. AHHHHHHH
*After a painful 30 secs, Illuzhion finally gets mind control*
Adviser: Perfect...
*Meanwhile in the airship*
*Everyone in the sleeping room*
Osc-omb: I'm so tired. I betteer get some sleep. Gn.
Noob: *Yawns* Same...gn
Max: Gn!!!
*Meanwhile, Lely is thinking of something.*
Lely: I still can't stop thinking on what happened with Illuzhion...*hears a thud outside* wtf? I better check it out
*Illuzhion standing outside*
Lely: I-I-Illuzhion???
*Illuzhion turns around and grabs Lely*
Lely: What are you doing??? Have you lost your mind?
*Illuzhion chuckles and flies towards the cave with Lely*
Lely: YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!
*Everyone in cabin hears the cry for help*
TheOuchy1: Was that Lely?
*Everyone runs outside but it's too late, Lely and Illuzhion are gone*
What happened to Lely? Will anyone get kidnapped? Find out on Chapter 5???

It's good but the mind control part is just straight up me

Pretty good fic so far, and my lines are very good.

Big killz. Me shoota da alien . break ufo. ya ya. aliens they go muerto. ya.. me go to pub. eat, drink, drunk. ya ya

Use irl aimbot*

These Aliens made the worst mistake of their lives
Luckily it will also be the last

Ur gonna go save her???

*him, he a boy, why does everyone think he's a girl lmao

I keep forgetting she's LGBT

Chapter 4: Part 2
*In the sky*
Lely: What the hell, why am I in the sky!!! Illuzhion, where are we going?
Illuzhion: We're going to a cave. *turns towards Lely*
*Thinks to herself* Lely: Wait, Illuzhion has a different eye color, it's red...there's something wrong with him.
*They arrive*
*Illuzhion pushes Lely in*
Lely: W-w-where am I?
*Adviser talking to an alien doctor*
Adviser: So you're saying that the boss got kicked in the stomach hard so he's in a coma? Oh hello...PISS OFF DOC
Lely: WHO ARE YOU???
Adviser: That-is none of your business. Illuzhion, who's this?
Illuzhion: Lely.
Lely: ILLUZHION WTH?!
Adviser: I see...well, Lely, welcome to the aliens' secret base. Of course, we dont want you telling your puny friends so...we're gonna mind control you just like Illuzhion.
Illuzhion: Sir, I feel kinda hungry for blood, mind if I take a sip out of him.
Adviser: Sure!!!
Lely: HOLD ON WHAT?!
*Illuzhion bites Lely's neck*
Lely: HOLY SHIT!!! *squirms into a curl and screams* IT HURTS!!! AGHHHHHHHH.
Illuzhion: I want more!!! *Grabs his daggers and stabs him in Lely's abdomen*
Lely: IT HURTS!!! HELP!!! AHHHHHHHH
Adviser: ILLUZHION, WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL HER!!! WE'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED!!! *treats wound*
Illuzhion: Sorry...
Adviser: Anyways, time to add the chip, I'll hide it in his hair.
Lely: What chip? Doritos?
Adviser: No dumbass, a microchip to mind control you.
Lely: Hold on what? *chip was put in his hair*
Lely: AHHHHHHH WTF, IT HURTS, WHAT'S THIS ENERGY AHHHHHHHHHHHH. *after like 30 seconds of pure agony, she becomes mind control*
What will happen in Chapter 5? Will Illuzhion and Lely be normal again? Find out on Chapter 5...

EDIT: Illuzhion wanted me to make Lely suffer...so...

I'll sum up what I think in one word:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Otherwise Lely is still a boy lmao