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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-08-17 at 15:03:22
@Mariokartzach, please declare war on Cosmic, because after Tielight, you are cleary going next in the chopping block. Do you want to by anexed by him? No right?
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
the warcrime cosmic did LITERALLY IS GOING TO AFFECT HIS COUNTRY, CAUSE HE IS IN SOUTH ENGLAND. IF MARIOKARTZACH WAS IN SOUTH ENGLAND HIS CIVILIANS WOULD BE DEAD RN- anyways imma stay neutral as of now
On 2024-08-17 at 15:03:30
@Mariokartzach, please declare war on Cosmic, because after Tielight, you are cleary going next in the chopping block. Do you want to by anexed by him? No right?
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
or did i commit a war crime?
what if it was just a phoney operation to rattle your forces
On 2024-08-17 at 15:04:56
@Mariokartzach, please declare war on Cosmic, because after Tielight, you are cleary going next in the chopping block. Do you want to by anexed by him? No right?
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
or did i commit a war crime?
what if it was just a phoney operation to rattle your forces
you literally affected ur own civilians, oh well you do you idc. anyways this could affect your southern civilians as the english channel might be the source of water for them, cause rivers and coastal waters and lakes are used for water sources
On 2024-08-17 at 15:08:38
a bit of proof cosmic did indeed do a warcrime, it is prohibited to dump chemicals able to poison water in water that can be used for drinking/being distilled, so this applies to channels and coastal waters bcuz they're close to land and might be used to get water and distill it and then drink it, unlike in the middle of the ocean where barely anyone lives
On 2024-08-17 at 15:10:36
@Mariokartzach, please declare war on Cosmic, because after Tielight, you are cleary going next in the chopping block. Do you want to by anexed by him? No right?
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
or did i commit a war crime?
what if it was just a phoney operation to rattle your forces
Caesium in the Channel? such a waste. My much more powerful navy of 8 million is landing in Wales!
The ones in the Channel were a distraction! They werent even that strong of boats, just enought to win a couple battles in surprise!
On 2024-08-17 at 15:12:49
@Mariokartzach, please declare war on Cosmic, because after Tielight, you are cleary going next in the chopping block. Do you want to by anexed by him? No right?
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
or did i commit a war crime?
what if it was just a phoney operation to rattle your forces
Caesium in the Channel? such a waste. My much more powerful navy of 8 million is landing in Wales!
It was a distraction! They werent even that strong of boats, just enought to win a couple battles in surprise!
umm, okay...
throw your men at the most defensible region of my kingdom
On 2024-08-17 at 15:12:56
now that cosmic dumped CAESIUM in water, the north french and south english is now a wasteland. Thanks Cosmic. Like poisoning the english channel WOULD AFFECT AGRICULTURE which is used for FOOD so think twice again before making this horrible of a decision
On 2024-08-17 at 15:13:37
a bit of proof cosmic did indeed do a warcrime, it is prohibited to dump chemicals able to poison water in water that can be used for drinking/being distilled, so this applies to channels and coastal waters bcuz they're close to land and might be used to get water and distill it and then drink it, unlike in the middle of the ocean where barely anyone lives
i didn't even dump any in the water
twas just a distraction
although i guess i could get done for threatening to do a war crime i suppose
On 2024-08-17 at 15:14:17
imagine spiralling over the consequences of a HYPOTHETICAL situation
On 2024-08-17 at 15:14:18
@Mariokartzach, please declare war on Cosmic, because after Tielight, you are cleary going next in the chopping block. Do you want to by anexed by him? No right?
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
or did i commit a war crime?
what if it was just a phoney operation to rattle your forces
Caesium in the Channel? such a waste. My much more powerful navy of 8 million is landing in Wales!
It was a distraction! They werent even that strong of boats, just enought to win a couple battles in surprise!
umm, okay...
throw your men at the most defensible region of my kingdom
Yes but i just wait here, building trenchs-
On 2024-08-17 at 15:17:48
imagine spiralling over the consequences of a HYPOTHETICAL situation
also how tf did u get caesium even tho u didnt occupy any lands that might contain a lot of it-
On 2024-08-17 at 15:18:54
imagine spiralling over the consequences of a HYPOTHETICAL situation
also how tf did u get caesium even tho u didnt occupy any lands that might contain a lot of it-
England has some, but not a lot
even if i dumped all of my caesu=ium
not much would happen
On 2024-08-17 at 15:20:03
imagine spiralling over the consequences of a HYPOTHETICAL situation
also how tf did u get caesium even tho u didnt occupy any lands that might contain a lot of it-
England has some, but not a lot
even if i dumped all of my caesu=ium
not much would happen
alright, should've took bernic lake before i got it and then drained all of that precious caesium out of it-
On 2024-08-17 at 15:21:10
war crime did not happen
was just an exaggeration by Joshy
This shows that Joshian media is untrustworthy
hehehe im smart
was just an exaggeration by Joshy
This shows that Joshian media is untrustworthy
hehehe im smart
On 2024-08-17 at 15:21:10
1 year has passed, and i secured the Ireland Sea, suplying my army. You can do that easier, but the blockade destroyed your economy, you might collapse if any extra pressure is made.
On 2024-08-17 at 15:21:55
war crime did not happen
was just an exaggeration by Joshy
This shows that Joshian media is untrustworthy
hehehe im smart
was just an exaggeration by Joshy
This shows that Joshian media is untrustworthy
hehehe im smart
Like yours is any better, thr opposite actually.
On 2024-08-17 at 15:22:01
1 year has passed, and i secured the Ireland Sea, suplying my army. You can do that easier, but the blockade destroyed your economy, you might collapse if any extra pressure is made.
ah yes 2026 how beautiful, time to get some more resources
On 2024-08-17 at 15:23:13
I'm not gonna lie, this is actually a pretty good story.
2On 2024-08-17 at 15:24:05
I'm not gonna lie, this is actually a pretty good story.
FR, like your killing your resources on war, while also thriving on war. while i'm casually draining the resources out of the world-
On 2024-08-17 at 15:26:29
yall imma take the enitretly of manitoba, now that i have the tanco mine. i extract all le caesium from it. breaking news: 1.1 more megatons of caesium is extracted from tanco mine and is being shipped to carthage