[MPM] Anthology I - The House of Terrenus

or did i commit a war crime?
what if it was just a phoney operation to rattle your forces

you literally affected ur own civilians, oh well you do you idc. anyways this could affect your southern civilians as the english channel might be the source of water for them, cause rivers and coastal waters and lakes are used for water sources

a bit of proof cosmic did indeed do a warcrime, it is prohibited to dump chemicals able to poison water in water that can be used for drinking/being distilled, so this applies to channels and coastal waters bcuz they're close to land and might be used to get water and distill it and then drink it, unlike in the middle of the ocean where barely anyone lives

Caesium in the Channel? such a waste. My much more powerful navy of 8 million is landing in Wales!
The ones in the Channel were a distraction! They werent even that strong of boats, just enought to win a couple battles in surprise!

umm, okay...

throw your men at the most defensible region of my kingdom

now that cosmic dumped CAESIUM in water, the north french and south english is now a wasteland. Thanks Cosmic. Like poisoning the english channel WOULD AFFECT AGRICULTURE which is used for FOOD so think twice again before making this horrible of a decision

i didn't even dump any in the water
twas just a distraction

although i guess i could get done for threatening to do a war crime i suppose

imagine spiralling over the consequences of a HYPOTHETICAL situation

Yes but i just wait here, building trenchs-

also how tf did u get caesium even tho u didnt occupy any lands that might contain a lot of it-

England has some, but not a lot

even if i dumped all of my caesu=ium

not much would happen

alright, should've took bernic lake before i got it and then drained all of that precious caesium out of it-

war crime did not happen
was just an exaggeration by Joshy
This shows that Joshian media is untrustworthy

hehehe im smart

1 year has passed, and i secured the Ireland Sea, suplying my army. You can do that easier, but the blockade destroyed your economy, you might collapse if any extra pressure is made.

Like yours is any better, thr opposite actually.

ah yes 2026 how beautiful, time to get some more resources

I'm not gonna lie, this is actually a pretty good story.

FR, like your killing your resources on war, while also thriving on war. while i'm casually draining the resources out of the world-

yall imma take the enitretly of manitoba, now that i have the tanco mine. i extract all le caesium from it. breaking news: 1.1 more megatons of caesium is extracted from tanco mine and is being shipped to carthage

Alright,
I am prepared to sign a peace treaty
PEACE TREATY
The Realm of Twilight will join the Exalted Kingdom of Leicester to form the Commonwealth of England.
England will try and reset its diplomatic relations with the world and drive towards a new tomorrow.
The Realm of Twilight will have access to Leicester's resources and economy.
The Exalted Kingdom will have access to Twilight's resources and economy.
Crown Prince Aphelion will go on a tour to other countries to try and mend ties after this horrible war - doubt he will get very far.

Leicester will concede its territories in the new world to the Principality of Caracas
The Confederation of Joshy will have joint suzerainty over Calais and Le Havre
Leicester will demilitarise its military in its almost entirety
Leicester will develop the Realm of Twilight as reperations for damages caused
The Leicesterian navy will be abolished