How to become God

Why you are probably here

Chances are you either absolutely suck balls at Mario Kart PC and want to set insane Time Trial times, just dominate race mode or to be the #1 player in the battle mode scene. Yes, all 3 of you.

Or you want to become a literal supernatural being that can do whatever the fuck they want. Get clickbaited idiot xD

How to do not bad

Step 1: Get off the forums
This is the biggest rookie mistake for those who want to improve at Mario Kart PC, since people forget the most important part of this game.. The game! Play it, have some fun

Step 2: The strategy that will turn you from being absolute garbage to mediocre at worst
This is the point where I stop talking to you like a forum kid with all 3 of their braincells frantically fighting for 4th place.

Reverse Drift. Every single track, reverse drift is the meta for this game and it becomes pretty much impossible to put up a good fight without it.

Reverse drifting is simple: just drift in the direction you want to go and hold up, then press down to widen your line. Press up and down repeatedly and you build up mini-turbos very fast.

Step 3: Time Trial
Time Trial is absolutely goated in this game, it'll help A LOT with learning how the tracks work. I recommend you set runs in 150cc in the main MKPC tracks, then once you are comfortable, move to 200cc.

200cc is honestly so slept on since at higher speeds you are forced to have quicker reaction times, which will help out in the long run when you switch back to 150cc.

150cc sometimes feels like slow motion right after doing a grinding session trying to get good times on 200cc, although this is just my personal experience, yours may differ slightly.

Note: Daisy or any character with Daisy's stats are the best for tracks where you have to drift in different directions. Whereas Bowser or any character with Bowser's stats are the best for tracks where you drift in only a single direction the whole race

Step 4: But Pixel what the fuck?? Bowser stats are fucking awful innit
The question that you never asked but I'm going to answer it anyway.

At the start of the race you want to hold up, the direction you are drifting in and drift right when the race starts, you should be able to reverse drift like Daisy, as Bowser.

Step 5: Practice Makes Consistency
Practice never makes perfect. Practice the wrong things, and you fuck it all up. Do it right. Oh yeah also try VS Mode that's a pretty useful one.

Step 6: Use your practices to achieve World Domination
Don't fuck up step 5

Conclusion

24/7 Forum Kids are stinky ok bye

I think I accidentally pulled off the bowser rd glitch in that one king boo advent calendar challenge and had no idea how to recreate it, it's neat

Why I am (actually) here:

I saw this forum topic and checked it out because the name sounds interesting and clickbaity.

Same lol

bro cooked so hard

To be a real god :








Go touch grass

and we ate