What weird quotes do you randomly think of
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6941 pts ★ RacerOn 2026-09-04 at 15:35:24
My Mom!
-Muscle Man
-Muscle Man
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1On 2026-09-16 at 15:18:49
Where are the knives.
-chara, undertale geno route
-chara, undertale geno route
On 2026-09-16 at 23:21:09
"Let's-a go!"
"Okie dokie!"
shoutouts to "SHOWTIME!" and "Goo-goo!" "Let's-a go!"
"Okie dokie!"
shoutouts to "SHOWTIME!" and "Goo-goo!" "Let's-a go!"
On 2026-09-22 at 23:01:10
WHY ARE THERE BALLS IN MY MOUTH??
-Benson (Regular Show Lost Tapes)
-Benson (Regular Show Lost Tapes)
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1On 2026-10-11 at 15:53:04
"i would trust him to say mayonnaise, though."
"Mio de noche.."
"WHOOA-"
"Mio de noche.."
"WHOOA-"
On 2026-10-18 at 22:59:05
according to the laws of physics, the bumblebee's wings are way to small and weak to make it able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't care about physics so it flies anyways
On 2026-10-18 at 23:00:51
we are farmers bum bum bum bum bum bum
On 2026-10-18 at 23:12:43
im john morgan from morgan and morgan
On 2026-10-18 at 23:46:56
"Peter, what are you doing?"
"crack"
"What the fuck?!"
"crack"
"What the fuck?!"
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1On 2026-10-22 at 14:32:54
a bunch of stuff i may or may not have said:
"fucking migraine"
"tails is better than sonic"
"what the hell do you want"
"mate, what the fuck"
"i just bypassed the thing that banned my school computer from my wi-fi at home.
i am soooo smart"
"where is my ralsei plush"
-@FATAL_ERROR
"fucking migraine"
"tails is better than sonic"
"what the hell do you want"
"mate, what the fuck"
"i just bypassed the thing that banned my school computer from my wi-fi at home.
i am soooo smart"
"where is my ralsei plush"
-@FATAL_ERROR
On 2026-10-24 at 03:21:38
Borat: "wa wa wee wa it's a very nice" (I haven't watched the Borat movie tho)
On 2026-10-26 at 11:00:49
"Well it's a good job she didn't do it 'cause the Roaring would've happened."
"The what?"
"The Roaring!"
"ThE ROaRinG!1!1!11"
"It ain't funny, man. Lightners and Darkners will die."
"Oh no, watch out, it's tHe rOaRiNg!1!1!11!1!!!1"
"But- people will die!"
"God, you're a buzzkill."
"The Roaring Knight is trying to start the Roaring, basically."
"THe RoARiNg!!1!!!1!1!11!1"
"Where have you been?"
"Trying to get with Noelle."
"Did it work?"
"We rode a ferris wheel-"
"So no, then."
"What's your project about?"
"Helloooo!! :3"
"Oh, cool."
"What do you call a dinosaur that smells of beef and cheese?"
"Your mom."
"DAMN IT-"
"What? Where's Susie?"
"Why? Who cares? She smells of beef, anyway."
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING, YA SMELLY LITTLE TRAMP!"
"Susie!"
"I knew I could smell beef somewhere... what do I say... BEEFAGE!"
"What?"
"BEEFAGE!"
"It's just- I suck at stim- oh, fuck."
"The what?"
"The Roaring!"
"ThE ROaRinG!1!1!11"
"It ain't funny, man. Lightners and Darkners will die."
"Oh no, watch out, it's tHe rOaRiNg!1!1!11!1!!!1"
"But- people will die!"
"God, you're a buzzkill."
"The Roaring Knight is trying to start the Roaring, basically."
"THe RoARiNg!!1!!!1!1!11!1"
"Where have you been?"
"Trying to get with Noelle."
"Did it work?"
"We rode a ferris wheel-"
"So no, then."
"What's your project about?"
"Helloooo!! :3"
"Oh, cool."
"What do you call a dinosaur that smells of beef and cheese?"
"Your mom."
"DAMN IT-"
"What? Where's Susie?"
"Why? Who cares? She smells of beef, anyway."
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING, YA SMELLY LITTLE TRAMP!"
"Susie!"
"I knew I could smell beef somewhere... what do I say... BEEFAGE!"
"What?"
"BEEFAGE!"
"It's just- I suck at stim- oh, fuck."
Yesterday at 00:18:21
"Come fly with us! Come die with us!" - Noah from Total Drama: World Tour
Yesterday at 00:57:21
beam attack!
ooo im glad i missed
ill get em next time
beam attack!!
haha!
maybe this will hit him!
BEAM ATTA-
(dies)
ooo im glad i missed
ill get em next time
beam attack!!
haha!
maybe this will hit him!
BEAM ATTA-
(dies)
Yesterday at 05:28:51
"JAY YOU GOTTA MOOOOOVE!"
Yesterday at 11:13:44
"Careful how you take them out, Raly. You don't wanna catch their Jaronavirus."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP-"
"The Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to Daddy December"
"Great now I have to shame ALL of IRELAND"
"My mother ate the Berlin Wall"
"Jayce Talis period cramps moodboard"
"Step aside, coffee. This is a job for alcohol."
"I had my entire night paid for yesterday and ended up in an apartment making out with a guy, there is no okay"
"His name is Gene Yuss? Brother get over yourself, you're playing golf"
"I got you a cake with all your favorite accessories! Like hair!"
"Just a little while ago he moved a ship THIS big, and I said, "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: "King Bowser Koopa you got a small ship it's the size of this walnut expect way smaller-" wait wrong franchise"
"Susie why do we exist"
"Hype moments and aura"
"Type shit"
"So he's a narcissistic loser? Awesome"
"DO NOT buy the new iPhone. It won't survive when you inevitably bend it on purpose and drop it from 1000ft. Literally unusable."
"Rockstar Bonnie looks gay"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP-"
"The Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to Daddy December"
"Great now I have to shame ALL of IRELAND"
"My mother ate the Berlin Wall"
"Jayce Talis period cramps moodboard"
"Step aside, coffee. This is a job for alcohol."
"I had my entire night paid for yesterday and ended up in an apartment making out with a guy, there is no okay"
"His name is Gene Yuss? Brother get over yourself, you're playing golf"
"I got you a cake with all your favorite accessories! Like hair!"
"Just a little while ago he moved a ship THIS big, and I said, "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: "King Bowser Koopa you got a small ship it's the size of this walnut expect way smaller-" wait wrong franchise"
"Susie why do we exist"
"Hype moments and aura"
"Type shit"
"So he's a narcissistic loser? Awesome"
"DO NOT buy the new iPhone. It won't survive when you inevitably bend it on purpose and drop it from 1000ft. Literally unusable."
"Rockstar Bonnie looks gay"
Yesterday at 15:21:58
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
"We live in a world where we have to hide (to) [love], but violence is practiced in broad daylight."
"We live in a world where we have to hide (to) [love], but violence is practiced in broad daylight."
Yesterday at 23:29:17
Yesterday at 23:33:32
JARONA!
Today at 01:41:10
"No prob, Bob"
"...It's Lapis"
"...Right"
"Hello corn!
...
Maybe she can't hear me in there. I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!"
"Wait, you didn't think the corn was gonna walk right out of the ground when you told it to, did you? That's not how vegetables work!"
"It's not!? Well WHAT'S THE POINT OF CORN!?"
Okay this quote is actually serious not weird:
"Everything I ever did, I did it for her. Now she's gone; but I'm still here.
...
Sometimes, I wonder if she can see me through your eyes. What would she think of me now?"
"...
...Well, I think you're pretty great"
"I am dying! I am dying! I am dead! I am dead Rose Quartz!"
"Ehehe..."
"We're the humans! Steven!"
"Earl!"
"Amy!"
"Bob."
"And Sophie!"
"What do you know about the Earth?"
"APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU, YOU CLOD!"
Another serious one:
"What? You mean about the bad thing? About how this bad place is where bad gems came to grow more bad gems? Is that what you're talking about?
"They grew other gems here!?"
"AMETHYST! He's not ready!"
"Oh, but don't worry Steven! Everything's just fine now!
"Amethyst!"
"It all worked out! We won!"
"STOP."
"And we shut this place down so the Earth would be safe from parasites like ME!"
"AMETHYST! THAT'S ENOUGH!"
"...Pearl?"
"Steven! I'm sorry! I never wanted you to see this horrible place!"
"Then why don't you just LEAVE!? ADMIT IT! I'M JUST AN EMBARRASSMENT TO YOU!"
"Amethyst! Wait! Woah!"
"I don't want to fight you."
"I wouldn't want to fight me EITHER!"
"You guys! Stop it!
"STAY OUT OF IT!"
"Amethyst! Stop this! You can't win!"
"I. DON'T. CARE! I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STAND THERE AND REMIND ME OF EVERYTHING I HATE ABOUT MYSELF!!! I NEVER ASKED FOR IT TO BE THIS WAY!! I NEVER ASKED TO BE MADE!!!!"
Okay more quotes (Not serious):
"I think I drew one eye bigger than the other."
"I was going for a feeling"
"Honestly, I can't even draw a circle."
"Ok, Garnet, you just drew yourself."
"Uh, I like me."
"You're just... ACTING LIKE A CHILD!"
"I am a child, what's your excuse?"
"Amethyst! Be careful!"
"Steven, why are you getting so worked up? What, you care about me or something?"
"YES!"
Aw, Steven, I didn't mean to make you- WOAH!"
"Amethyst! Stop! You're going to fall!"
"Steven! I'm going to fall!"
Amethyst, you're going to get hurt!"
"Steven, please. I'm a gem warrior. I'm not going to faALLLLLLLLL!!!!!
...
This is so embarrassing."
"...It's Lapis"
"...Right"
"Hello corn!
...
Maybe she can't hear me in there. I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!"
"Wait, you didn't think the corn was gonna walk right out of the ground when you told it to, did you? That's not how vegetables work!"
"It's not!? Well WHAT'S THE POINT OF CORN!?"
Okay this quote is actually serious not weird:
"Everything I ever did, I did it for her. Now she's gone; but I'm still here.
...
Sometimes, I wonder if she can see me through your eyes. What would she think of me now?"
"...
...Well, I think you're pretty great"
"I am dying! I am dying! I am dead! I am dead Rose Quartz!"
"Ehehe..."
"We're the humans! Steven!"
"Earl!"
"Amy!"
"Bob."
"And Sophie!"
"What do you know about the Earth?"
"APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU, YOU CLOD!"
Another serious one:
"What? You mean about the bad thing? About how this bad place is where bad gems came to grow more bad gems? Is that what you're talking about?
"They grew other gems here!?"
"AMETHYST! He's not ready!"
"Oh, but don't worry Steven! Everything's just fine now!
"Amethyst!"
"It all worked out! We won!"
"STOP."
"And we shut this place down so the Earth would be safe from parasites like ME!"
"AMETHYST! THAT'S ENOUGH!"
"...Pearl?"
"Steven! I'm sorry! I never wanted you to see this horrible place!"
"Then why don't you just LEAVE!? ADMIT IT! I'M JUST AN EMBARRASSMENT TO YOU!"
"Amethyst! Wait! Woah!"
"I don't want to fight you."
"I wouldn't want to fight me EITHER!"
"You guys! Stop it!
"STAY OUT OF IT!"
"Amethyst! Stop this! You can't win!"
"I. DON'T. CARE! I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STAND THERE AND REMIND ME OF EVERYTHING I HATE ABOUT MYSELF!!! I NEVER ASKED FOR IT TO BE THIS WAY!! I NEVER ASKED TO BE MADE!!!!"
Okay more quotes (Not serious):
"I think I drew one eye bigger than the other."
"I was going for a feeling"
"Honestly, I can't even draw a circle."
"Ok, Garnet, you just drew yourself."
"Uh, I like me."
"You're just... ACTING LIKE A CHILD!"
"I am a child, what's your excuse?"
"Amethyst! Be careful!"
"Steven, why are you getting so worked up? What, you care about me or something?"
"YES!"
Aw, Steven, I didn't mean to make you- WOAH!"
"Amethyst! Stop! You're going to fall!"
"Steven! I'm going to fall!"
Amethyst, you're going to get hurt!"
"Steven, please. I'm a gem warrior. I'm not going to faALLLLLLLLL!!!!!
...
This is so embarrassing."