What weird quotes do you randomly think of
6457 pts ★ Racer
5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-07-15 at 20:59:54
Yellow Toad: "What's this icky, paint-like goop?!"
Red Toad: "It's... moving!"
Toadsworth: "Now, now, boys! Don't touch that stuff!"
Yellow Toad: "Can I eat it?"
Toadsworth: "Uh, no, that would involve touching it."
Yellow Toad: "What if I already did?"
Toadsworth: "Well, then you'll probably explode."
Yellow Toad: "Oh, okay. Wait, what?"
[Toad blows up]
Red Toad: "It's... moving!"
Toadsworth: "Now, now, boys! Don't touch that stuff!"
Yellow Toad: "Can I eat it?"
Toadsworth: "Uh, no, that would involve touching it."
Yellow Toad: "What if I already did?"
Toadsworth: "Well, then you'll probably explode."
Yellow Toad: "Oh, okay. Wait, what?"
[Toad blows up]
5On 2026-07-16 at 03:11:24
"We must surgically remove this patient from the hallway
to get to the Nutty Nut Bar."
to get to the Nutty Nut Bar."
On 2026-07-16 at 12:56:42
"You know, I've been, looking at your butt for 'bout"
"*giggles*"
"I was wondering if, you know, I could have it"
"Ew what do you mean? No"
"I mean like, you know, just, just give me your butt"
"NO"
"Give me dat butt"
"NOOO"
"Gimme dat butt"
"NOOOOOOO"
"GIMME DAT BUTT"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"GIMME DAT BUTT"
"*🐐 sound*"
"GIVE ME THAT BUTT"
Quote from this video:
"*giggles*"
"I was wondering if, you know, I could have it"
"Ew what do you mean? No"
"I mean like, you know, just, just give me your butt"
"NO"
"Give me dat butt"
"NOOO"
"Gimme dat butt"
"NOOOOOOO"
"GIMME DAT BUTT"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"GIMME DAT BUTT"
"*🐐 sound*"
"GIVE ME THAT BUTT"
Quote from this video:
On 2026-07-16 at 21:05:58
AND I HAVE SERIOUS SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS!!!
1On 2026-07-17 at 00:44:40
"You're all getting replaced!"
*gasps*
"I'll tell you what's not FAIR?! Spending a dime on a Buzz Lightweight toy"
"Where's the rebel base??"
"Watch out!! He's got an ion blaster!!"
"Watch out!! He's got a dinosaur?"
"Watch out!! He's got a chicken!!"
"C o u l d s o m e b o d y p l e a s e e x p l a i n w h a t 's g o i n g o n ?"
"Woody once told me life is only worth living on an uncharted planet!"
"..."
"Well this sucks"
"Cookin' some delicious hot bonding strip??"
"Prospector, this is Abraham Lincoln!"
*
*
"Evil doctor porkchop!"
"He's been trained by Zurg himself!"
"Ooh, hohohokay, so you wanna do it the hard way huh?"
"Potato Head is a biiig joke!"
"The only thing important now is" *attacks Woody-*
"The only thing important now is bondin-"
"The only thing important now is that we stick together."
"No."
"Okay Woody, ready to go to cowboy camp?"
"No."
"Hmm...
I don't wanna play with you anymore-"
"YaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARd sale!"
"Well, if it isn't BUZZ, BUZZ, and BUZZ"
"I'll tell you what's not FAIR?! Spending a lifetime on a FAIR store shelf and watching every other FAIR be sold! Now my FARE is finally paid off, and I don't want some lousy cowboy doll to mess that up for me!"
"I am officially creeped out."
"FAIR!"
*gasps*
"I'll tell you what's not FAIR?! Spending a dime on a Buzz Lightweight toy"
"Where's the rebel base??"
"Watch out!! He's got an ion blaster!!"
"Watch out!! He's got a dinosaur?"
"Watch out!! He's got a chicken!!"
"C o u l d s o m e b o d y p l e a s e e x p l a i n w h a t 's g o i n g o n ?"
"Woody once told me life is only worth living on an uncharted planet!"
"..."
"Well this sucks"
"Cookin' some delicious hot bonding strip??"
"Prospector, this is Abraham Lincoln!"
*
*"Evil doctor porkchop!"
"He's been trained by Zurg himself!"
"Ooh, hohohokay, so you wanna do it the hard way huh?"
"Potato Head is a biiig joke!"
"The only thing important now is" *attacks Woody-*
"The only thing important now is bondin-"
"The only thing important now is that we stick together."
"No."
"Okay Woody, ready to go to cowboy camp?"
"No."
"Hmm...
I don't wanna play with you anymore-"
"YaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARd sale!"
"Well, if it isn't BUZZ, BUZZ, and BUZZ"
"I'll tell you what's not FAIR?! Spending a lifetime on a FAIR store shelf and watching every other FAIR be sold! Now my FARE is finally paid off, and I don't want some lousy cowboy doll to mess that up for me!"
"I am officially creeped out."
"FAIR!"
On 2026-07-17 at 22:00:55
AND I HAVE SERIOUS SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS!!!
On 2026-07-17 at 22:07:02
>clash royale rocks
this quote keeps appearing on my head for whatever reason
this quote keeps appearing on my head for whatever reason
On 2026-07-18 at 02:20:08
"The game began. I immediately headed to the safest place i knew: Afghanistan"
"As i looked to the map, i saw it filled with my peers. my friends. people id known for years. Did I really have it in me to sabotage two of them for a measly refrigerator?
YES."
"I drop kicked that child in self defense"
"Violence isnt the answer. Its the question. And the answer is yes"
-technoblade
"As i looked to the map, i saw it filled with my peers. my friends. people id known for years. Did I really have it in me to sabotage two of them for a measly refrigerator?
YES."
"I drop kicked that child in self defense"
"Violence isnt the answer. Its the question. And the answer is yes"
-technoblade
1On 2026-07-18 at 02:22:46
“Thanks Nintendo”
-Shortcat
-Shortcat
1On 2026-07-19 at 02:20:32
"Sandy always says 'something something science,'
and who are we to argue with science?"
and who are we to argue with science?"
On 2026-07-19 at 02:50:32
"I can't see the end of the horizon... HATSUNE MIKU!?!?"
On 2026-07-19 at 03:54:35
Grug: I call it pipebomb. Rhymes with Grug!
Guy: Actually it doesn't...
Grug: (Smashes piepbomb into ground) BOOM!
Guy: Actually it doesn't...
Grug: (Smashes piepbomb into ground) BOOM!
On 2026-07-19 at 04:46:05
Banzai: The little majordomo bird hippity-hopped all the way to the birdie boiler.
Zazu: Oh no! Not the birdie boiler? Aaaaaahhhh!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0WwNWNE2wvRh0Vb9pScMJuJ5Srw2rzdV
Zazu: Oh no! Not the birdie boiler? Aaaaaahhhh!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0WwNWNE2wvRh0Vb9pScMJuJ5Srw2rzdV
On 2026-07-19 at 05:01:42
A pirate would go crazy for this thing.
2On 2026-07-19 at 12:39:59
"All hail YouTube!"
(from a TADC edit I saw)
(from a TADC edit I saw)
On 2026-07-23 at 20:22:35
CABBAGE!!!
On 2026-07-23 at 22:13:17
"Heads up Jake, it's Sonic Boom!"
- September 1993
...Who is Jake???
- September 1993
...Who is Jake???
On 2026-07-23 at 23:10:50
"Trick or treating but instead I'm hiding estrogen in my girlfriend's KitKat. Therefore it's a trick and treat"
"That skeleton is Pissing on you're mom
I'm the original Shartwalker"
"At this point everything may as well be Gaster related. The pirates are Gaster, Hatshepsut was Gaster, Green Deltarune is Gaster, your dog's Gaster, the table leg is Gaster, your friends are Gaster, THE UNIVERSE IS GASTER"
"RATATOUILLE HAS BEEN GIVEN CYBERNETIC ENHANCEMENTS!"
"Caillou then immediately gets cancelled on Twitter for doing Brownbearface."
"cant crack mew mew 0/10"
"You wankers barely notice anything around here. It's probably been here the whole time, only you haven't noticed because you're too busy eating junk and watching rubbish"
"Yeah so my gender is waffle and my pronouns are waffle/batter"
"You know what Minecraft YouTubers are like. Stay away from the roleplaying ones that aren't Aphmau."
"Moss is not homophobic you eat it in Deltarune"
"Yeah you do have heterosexual eyes"
"My gender is"
"ADHD synergy 🥰"
"Ummm... uhhh... um?"
"What's your personality?"
"Autism"
"What's your sexuality?"
"Butter
"That skeleton is Pissing on you're mom
I'm the original Shartwalker"
"At this point everything may as well be Gaster related. The pirates are Gaster, Hatshepsut was Gaster, Green Deltarune is Gaster, your dog's Gaster, the table leg is Gaster, your friends are Gaster, THE UNIVERSE IS GASTER"
"RATATOUILLE HAS BEEN GIVEN CYBERNETIC ENHANCEMENTS!"
"Caillou then immediately gets cancelled on Twitter for doing Brownbearface."
"cant crack mew mew 0/10"
"You wankers barely notice anything around here. It's probably been here the whole time, only you haven't noticed because you're too busy eating junk and watching rubbish"
"Yeah so my gender is waffle and my pronouns are waffle/batter"
"You know what Minecraft YouTubers are like. Stay away from the roleplaying ones that aren't Aphmau."
"Moss is not homophobic you eat it in Deltarune"
"Yeah you do have heterosexual eyes"
"My gender is"
"ADHD synergy 🥰"
"Ummm... uhhh... um?"
"What's your personality?"
"Autism"
"What's your sexuality?"
"Butter
On 2026-07-23 at 23:20:45
"To answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes."
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Jiminy mother-lovin’ toaster-strudel!
- 2024
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Jiminy mother-lovin’ toaster-strudel!
- 2024
On 2026-07-23 at 23:32:30
"YOU SHOULD JUMP INTO MAGMA MOUNTAIN... NOW!"
-Vernias
I think I've said that before but in that case:
"WHY DO YOU GET EVERYTHING HANDED TO YOU ON A SILVER PLATTER LIKE YOUR PARENTS MAKE MORE THAN 30K A F*CKING YEAR"
-Sophist
-Vernias
I think I've said that before but in that case:
"WHY DO YOU GET EVERYTHING HANDED TO YOU ON A SILVER PLATTER LIKE YOUR PARENTS MAKE MORE THAN 30K A F*CKING YEAR"
-Sophist
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