Stupid Item Ideas.

so everyone bags and prays to god they get 3

kirby burger : p


it will copy the character and stats of the player in front of you, if you use it in first then you're Mario, and it will do so for 30 seconds, a long with having a pink translucent overlay on the character when in effect, so basically kirby

Intercontinetal Ballistic Missile
-just stuns everyone permanently
-basically just a softlock lmao

the bamboozled shroom
you can only place this shroom behind you or throw it, so it’s a drop item.
its a red shroom disguised as a regular shroom but Instead of white spots it has white swirls and it’s the same size as a normal shroom
if a user hits the bamboozled shroom makes the screen blurry and the screen spins slowly and the user is controls are reversed

Petal Feather(from Deltarune)
Turns mario kart into super mario run with karts

Portal Gun:

Can place a portal in front of your kart and the next one on the next checkpoint at a CPU's Route point. If you go through the Portal, you'll pop out of the other. This can either get you far ahead of the competition or far behind. (You can fall through the Portal Both ways)

Edit: Drawing Demonstration

1. The KEY.
When pulled, the limbo keys start shuffling, and you must pick the correct one, otherwise you get kicked from the race.
2. Verity.
When pulled, Verity will constantly annoy you. Until the jumpscare.
3. The GPU sold by a scammer.
When pulled, your game locks to 1 FPS for the rest of the race.
ALSO DONT FORGET TO RATE MY 3 ITEMS!!!

FLINT AND STEEL!

A Battle Mode exclusive item. Once the player uses it, a huge portal is created and anyone that goes through it gets sent to the Nether AKA the Shadow Realm AKA N64 Toad's Turnpike.

Because who doesn't love Battle Mode on Toad's Turnpike?

An item that makes the whole course turn invisible

You use it, then scary larry appears and #*$!ing kills you.

The spiny shell (also could be known as the blue shell). A shell that hits the person in first place and causes a massive explosion that can also hit any near by players. This would be a terrible item.

Lol it's a joke

The crazy 28. Like the crazy 8 but in Mario Kart World. There are 28 items in the game so you get one of each.

Also an item called the swap mushroom. There is a 50 percent chance you swap places with the person in 1st place and the other 50 percent is swapping with last place. You can only obtain this item while you are in 12th or 13th place.

And finally the spinny banana. Roughly 3 times the size of the Giant Banana from tour and double dash. If you run into it you spin out for 30 seconds.

The Crazy 393, which is a combonation of all 393 messages on this topic before mine (the messages that don't contain stupid item ideas will be replaced with normal crazy 8s)

Ban Shell. A disguised green shell but the person that gets hit by it get's permabanned and they have 30 days to explain the mods and admins they don't have a skill issue by being hit by a fucking green shell.

That's full of

VERITYS EVERYWHERE WTF

Ok.

Cheese sandwich: throw it at somebody and they stop their kart for 30 seconds while eating it
Garlic: only works if your playing as Wario it makes you stinky and makes every kart around you crash
And a record player: it plays annoying 8 second loop song that annoys you

I have a item in my own racing game similar to this