Stupid Item Ideas.
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-05-29 at 05:13:34
the reverse bob omb
it does nothing but explode you instead and it breaks your lart making you have to race on foot
it does nothing but explode you instead and it breaks your lart making you have to race on foot
1On 2026-05-29 at 10:34:18
@TheTruePro100 talked about golden lightning in the MKPC update suggestion forum
Golden lightning is a lightning that you can spam like a golden mushroom
Golden lightning is a lightning that you can spam like a golden mushroom
That's way too overpowered and unfair to other players
Thats the whole point
1On 2026-05-29 at 10:39:19
Triple bullet bill
lol
lol
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1On 2026-05-30 at 10:02:20
nouvelle idée d'items la pizza qui sert comme booste en vitesse
On 2026-05-31 at 14:56:53
Super Blooper: Makes your screen completely black for the whole race so you have to use the minimap to drive.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
What if you're playing as Luigi
Then Waluigi shows you.
what if both are in the race?
1On 2026-05-31 at 15:10:16
Bloxd.io : make a popup of https://bloxd.io in everyone’s screen
Everything : use 1 of every item including every single base game item and every single item anyone said in this topic(and crashes everyone with lag)
Advertisement: play an ad in everyone’s screen
Everything : use 1 of every item including every single base game item and every single item anyone said in this topic(and crashes everyone with lag)
Advertisement: play an ad in everyone’s screen
On 2026-05-31 at 15:19:35
Super Blooper: Makes your screen completely black for the whole race so you have to use the minimap to drive.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
What if you're playing as Luigi
Then Waluigi shows you.
Doesn't Mario help you if you're Luigi in the New Soup games?
On 2026-05-31 at 15:54:27
Item-142608: An item that only works on the player who created the 142608th MKPC account. It acts as 20 blue shells in a row and you have a 1% chance of getting it in last place. If the player who created the 142608th MKPC account is not in the race, then it acts as 20 blue shells towards you. Only obtainable in online race.
Edit: I forgot to say that the each blue shell comes right after the other's hitstun ends
Edit: I forgot to say that the each blue shell comes right after the other's hitstun ends
1On 2026-05-31 at 19:17:58
Item-142608: An item that only works on the player who created the 142608th MKPC account. It acts as 20 blue shells in a row and you have a 1% chance of getting it in last place. If the player who created the 142608th MKPC account is not in the race, then it acts as 20 blue shells towards you. Only obtainable in online race.
Edit: I forgot to say that the each blue shell comes right after the other's hitstun ends
Why does this number seem a BIT too familiar to me... Well whoever that 142608th account is, they're PROBABLY gonna have a bad time experiencing 20 blue shells hit one after the other X_XEdit: I forgot to say that the each blue shell comes right after the other's hitstun ends
Could not be me right..? RIGHT?
2On 2026-05-31 at 19:39:40
Super Blooper: Makes your screen completely black for the whole race so you have to use the minimap to drive.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
What if you're playing as Luigi
Then Waluigi shows you.
Doesn't Mario help you if you're Luigi in the New Soup games?
SOUP SUNSHINE
SOUP WII-HEE!
SOUP 3D WORLD!
1On 2026-05-31 at 19:49:36
Mega Poison Mushroom - Everyone else in the race would just spin out infinite times and if used online, you lose all of your VR.
(I know, it's cruel right?)
(I know, it's cruel right?)
On 2026-05-31 at 23:35:56
Kamek Orb: It summons Kamek who flies down the middle of the track and spawns a bunch of random obstacles everyone has to avoid. It also transforms your character into the obstacle, which will change your stats and stop your drift. It's basically useless, except for when you get hit by the item where you then unlock that random character with the possibility to get repeats. This would also be the only way to unlock the characters, so have fun gambling so you can play as the stupid Bat from SMW (AKA the best character in the game). Oh, and speaking of rosters, if this was implemented into a real Mariokart game, they would have to cut Kamek, but it's worth not having Kamek for the worst unlock requirements of any Mariokart game, right?
On 2026-06-04 at 23:29:18
Every Item Ever (EIE)
Basically it gives you all the effects from all the different existing items, excluding the Blue Shell.
Basically it gives you all the effects from all the different existing items, excluding the Blue Shell.
On 2026-06-05 at 18:11:53
Giant S'more:halves everyone's speed and removes and speed boosting items from the item boxes.
1On 2026-06-05 at 20:14:41
Joker:
Gives everyone except the user OP items (i.e. the Spiny shell or the Bullet Bill) and the user gets shrunk down like the shock or they get turned into mk9 donkey kong or smth.
The Item icon would be this:
Whenever its activated, "We are number one" would play, accompanied with a random Peter Griffin quote from Family Guy
Gives everyone except the user OP items (i.e. the Spiny shell or the Bullet Bill) and the user gets shrunk down like the shock or they get turned into mk9 donkey kong or smth.
The Item icon would be this:
Whenever its activated, "We are number one" would play, accompanied with a random Peter Griffin quote from Family Guy
On 2026-06-05 at 20:17:06
Super Blooper: Makes your screen completely black for the whole race so you have to use the minimap to drive.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
What if you're playing as Luigi
Then Waluigi shows you.
Doesn't Mario help you if you're Luigi in the New Soup games?
SOUP SUNSHINE
SOUP WII-HEE!
SOUP 3D WORLD!
SOUP-ER MARIO SUNSHINE
On 2026-06-05 at 21:54:54
new 1.carapace gold
2.carapace bob-omb
2.carapace bob-omb