What weird quotes do you randomly think of
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7126 pts ★ RacerOn 2026-06-03 at 10:56:16
"Bring me my longsword ho!" *reaches for machine gun labelled 'Longsword'*
-The 1996 remake of Romeo & Juliet
-The 1996 remake of Romeo & Juliet
2On 2026-06-03 at 12:52:48
"To think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned."
"They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to Iocane powder."
Princess Bride
"TINA YOU FAT LARD COME GET SOME DINNER!" - Napoleon Dynamite
"They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to Iocane powder."
Princess Bride
"TINA YOU FAT LARD COME GET SOME DINNER!" - Napoleon Dynamite
On 2026-06-03 at 13:10:05
“So long gay Bowser”
“Wario De mambo”
“Wario De mambo”
On 2026-06-03 at 13:24:44
IF U GET DA B+ YOU GET WHIPPED! U THA DISSAPOINTMENT TO DA FAMILY. YOU BETTER GET THOSE GRADES BACK UP BEFORE I SEND U TO KIM JONG UN!
On 2026-06-11 at 18:17:36
"LISTEN YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY! AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!?!"
"Hello, I was wondering if you could play that song again."
"Yeah, which one man"
"What would you rather have, Spongebob, or all the money I have in my pocket?"
"Depends. How much money we talkin' about?"
"MR. KRABS!"
"62 cents."
"I'll take the money!"
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
"3 wishes? I wish we'd known that earlier!"
*time travels one second*
"2 wishes"
"He's Squidward, he's Squidward, he's Squidward, I'M SQUIDWARD! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about??"
"The floor creeks
the roof leaks
there's a terrible draft"
"There's a man-eating clam in the backyard!"
"You don't pay me. We don't even exist.
We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
"Oh, one more strike like that and you're outta here!"
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya"
"How tough am I?!" *rips off tatoo*
"Wow"
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end"
"And where's your band?"
"Oh they couldn't come, they uh... died."
"Then who's that?"
"AHHHH! That would be my band!"
"Hello, I was wondering if you could play that song again."
"Yeah, which one man"
"What would you rather have, Spongebob, or all the money I have in my pocket?"
"Depends. How much money we talkin' about?"
"MR. KRABS!"
"62 cents."
"I'll take the money!"
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
"3 wishes? I wish we'd known that earlier!"
*time travels one second*
"2 wishes"
"He's Squidward, he's Squidward, he's Squidward, I'M SQUIDWARD! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about??"
"The floor creeks
the roof leaks
there's a terrible draft"
"There's a man-eating clam in the backyard!"
"You don't pay me. We don't even exist.
We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
"Oh, one more strike like that and you're outta here!"
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya"
"How tough am I?!" *rips off tatoo*
"Wow"
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end"
"And where's your band?"
"Oh they couldn't come, they uh... died."
"Then who's that?"
"AHHHH! That would be my band!"
On 2026-06-14 at 20:28:18
"You wouldn't wanna talk to employee resources, now would you Squidward?"
"The less you know Eugene!
The better."
"The less you know Eugene!
The better."
On 2026-06-17 at 14:02:45
"Your fingers are made of candles, I chew on DOOR HANDLES! Also known as DOORKNOBS, but I'm sure you'll sneeze later."
Probably one of the best quotes from the song "You Day! - Escape the Backrooms OST" by insOmic.
Here's a link to the song, in case you want to listen:
https://open.spotify.com/track/4IJ7zixJHE2VsjF72OibgV?si=3w9YNjjDQB6UAJsyF8Dv_A
Probably one of the best quotes from the song "You Day! - Escape the Backrooms OST" by insOmic.
Here's a link to the song, in case you want to listen:
https://open.spotify.com/track/4IJ7zixJHE2VsjF72OibgV?si=3w9YNjjDQB6UAJsyF8Dv_A
On 2026-06-21 at 14:18:26
I know I'm double-posting but like… quotes…
"Printing press with the fancy fonts! That's right, we're fancy!"
"I have a question about motivation: why haven't we given up yet?"
"Things are going FINE - " "They kind of aren't." "Eat your cabbage." "okay."
"I predict for you a new life - with no teeth!"
"STAND BACK! It'S a MuSiCaL!"
"They're singing … about the plague."
"WAIT! Let me show you something." (reaches into pants) "I kEeP iT hIdDeN fRoM mY bRoThEr"
"It's SEXY, but it's HARD!" … oh my god that's even worse out of context jesus
(The entire Ham Omelette scene - it's just 500 modern-day musical references in 15 minutes)
"The Nazis! HUZZAH! The Nazis, such WONDERFUL men!"
"LOOK! HoMoSeXuAlS!"
"Welcome to America, where nothing rhymes with America, but who's complaining?"
All of this is from the musical "Something Rotten," which I've seen four times in the last week, since at our local theater my mom runs the merch stand, and for this show my dad was playing bass and my sister was doing spotlights, so me & my brother have just memorized the show at this point.
"Printing press with the fancy fonts! That's right, we're fancy!"
"I have a question about motivation: why haven't we given up yet?"
"Things are going FINE - " "They kind of aren't." "Eat your cabbage." "okay."
"I predict for you a new life - with no teeth!"
"STAND BACK! It'S a MuSiCaL!"
"They're singing … about the plague."
"WAIT! Let me show you something." (reaches into pants) "I kEeP iT hIdDeN fRoM mY bRoThEr"
"It's SEXY, but it's HARD!" … oh my god that's even worse out of context jesus
(The entire Ham Omelette scene - it's just 500 modern-day musical references in 15 minutes)
"The Nazis! HUZZAH! The Nazis, such WONDERFUL men!"
"LOOK! HoMoSeXuAlS!"
"Welcome to America, where nothing rhymes with America, but who's complaining?"
All of this is from the musical "Something Rotten," which I've seen four times in the last week, since at our local theater my mom runs the merch stand, and for this show my dad was playing bass and my sister was doing spotlights, so me & my brother have just memorized the show at this point.
1On 2026-06-21 at 15:49:25
"Hi, I'm Derek Bum, say goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with new Kitchen Gun!".
On 2026-06-21 at 17:57:07
And now, a quote from my brain at 3am when I couldn't sleep:
There once was a boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
Now he is known as the boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
There once was a boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
Now he is known as the boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
On 2026-06-21 at 18:04:29
You want fun? Wario show you fun!
2On 2026-06-21 at 19:02:27
Yes, I say Yoh-shi and not Yo-shi
I've been saying that since I was like 3 and I'm never gonna stop
I've been saying that since I was like 3 and I'm never gonna stop
On 2026-06-21 at 19:17:54
"Reality's gay."
"Hi welcome to Diddyblud's Slop Shop how may we larp you?"
"Yeah hi, we're here for so much larp, it's a crime."
"n-no.. we can't... we're both burgers >_<"
"Americans explaining yuri: So imagine two burgers"
"Imagine a little French girl named Cigarette"
"Now imagine a little British girl named- actually my lawyer has advised me not to continue with this one"
"Youtubers be like "GET UP AT 4AM AND RUN!!!" That's alpha!" No it's not. Look at apex predators. They're lazy. Bears hibernate. Lions sleep all day. You know who gets up at 4AM and runs? SQUIRRELS!!"
"I AM GOING TO GET CHIPS FROM THE BARBER SHOP AND YOU CANT STOP ME!"
"Golden Freddy final form. I-I'm not giving context, just Golden Freddy final form."
"5 ibuprofen 2 apple. Try my recipe boy"
"I'm sorry, how did we go from the start of the Industrial Revolution, to a music group?!"
"Hi welcome to Diddyblud's Slop Shop how may we larp you?"
"Yeah hi, we're here for so much larp, it's a crime."
"n-no.. we can't... we're both burgers >_<"
"Americans explaining yuri: So imagine two burgers"
"Imagine a little French girl named Cigarette"
"Now imagine a little British girl named- actually my lawyer has advised me not to continue with this one"
"Youtubers be like "GET UP AT 4AM AND RUN!!!" That's alpha!" No it's not. Look at apex predators. They're lazy. Bears hibernate. Lions sleep all day. You know who gets up at 4AM and runs? SQUIRRELS!!"
"I AM GOING TO GET CHIPS FROM THE BARBER SHOP AND YOU CANT STOP ME!"
"Golden Freddy final form. I-I'm not giving context, just Golden Freddy final form."
"5 ibuprofen 2 apple. Try my recipe boy"
"I'm sorry, how did we go from the start of the Industrial Revolution, to a music group?!"
1On 2026-06-22 at 15:34:11
"It tastes artificial but in a good way"
"Majority of trans adults are happier after transitioning, survey finds."
"Hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor"
"FROG YAOI."
"Schrodinger's bigotry means there's a little something for everyone"
"Chocolate is the perfect medium for crime, once you've used the weapon you can eat it and get rid of the evidence."
"I didn't know violence could taste so good!"
"He looks like he forgot how to use an iPad"
"Actually, Rob Zombie is the living dead embodiment of Satan himself, and he's come back to corrupt the youth of America"
"He's come back to slam in the back of his Dragula"
"BASH YOUR BABY'S HEAD AGAINST THE KEYBOARD AND IT WILL COME UP WITH A UNIQUE PATTERN THAT ONLY YOU CAN PRONOUNCE, WHICH IS YOUR NEW BABY'S NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Majority of trans adults are happier after transitioning, survey finds."
"Hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor"
"FROG YAOI."
"Schrodinger's bigotry means there's a little something for everyone"
"Chocolate is the perfect medium for crime, once you've used the weapon you can eat it and get rid of the evidence."
"I didn't know violence could taste so good!"
"He looks like he forgot how to use an iPad"
"Actually, Rob Zombie is the living dead embodiment of Satan himself, and he's come back to corrupt the youth of America"
"He's come back to slam in the back of his Dragula"
"BASH YOUR BABY'S HEAD AGAINST THE KEYBOARD AND IT WILL COME UP WITH A UNIQUE PATTERN THAT ONLY YOU CAN PRONOUNCE, WHICH IS YOUR NEW BABY'S NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
1On 2026-06-22 at 17:21:36
"Mario , go fishes ! "