MKPC City: The Return
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4943 pts ★ Budding pilotOn 2024-07-04 at 19:13:21
The Cherry Kingdom is just some dozens couple crazy dudes, We could invade easly it is wasnt for the forum kids near the border
Well then let's eliminate those forum kids, shall we?
Maybe instead of eliminating them we could try to teach them better ways? I feel like if we just attack with ban hammers they won't learn anything and will just make alts.
Teach em better ways and if they dont Max bashes them with the hammer is my final offer
or we could rip their organs out
I am president and I forbid you from doing that
aw :C
On 2024-07-04 at 19:19:34
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On 2024-07-04 at 23:56:04
we should strengthen our military. wight now our forces are literally a bunch of dudes with sticks and maybe a few bombs. we should buy some tank karts from the various garages in the mkpc forums
hey @ImJustLimey can i buy a nuke please to nuke the cherry kingdom
Welcome to ImJustLimey Illegal stuffs.
Hold on let me see your id before buying.
You need to be atleast 16+.
Because this 11 year old @HighPikmin95 Bought Marijuana and Drugs and he got high.
Here what I got that i stole.
Marijuana. $69,420
Drugs. $14,302
Nuke. $3,400,123
Poison. $426
Ant-tank mine. $420,690
Bomb. $548
Gernade. $682
Dangerous Laser Pointer. 696,969,696,969
Pay up or buss off and please don't snitch on me.
Ima find YOU if you snitch on me.
Hold on let me see your id before buying.
You need to be atleast 16+.
Because this 11 year old @HighPikmin95 Bought Marijuana and Drugs and he got high.
Here what I got that i stole.
Marijuana. $69,420
Drugs. $14,302
Nuke. $3,400,123
Poison. $426
Ant-tank mine. $420,690
Bomb. $548
Gernade. $682
Dangerous Laser Pointer. 696,969,696,969
Pay up or buss off and please don't snitch on me.
Ima find YOU if you snitch on me.
EDIT: never mind just pass me 1 grenade when i
get to algodoo city
On 2024-07-05 at 14:14:47
guys i forgot to tell you this but i came from the lands neihbouring the uninhabited area and the forumkidzland. we kept seeing lots of tanks being gathered at a military base there. i hear rumours of a guy named john who is ruling these forum kids. he has soldiers called "grey guys" who are completely emotionless. i met one before. he stole all of my stuff because "you are part of this land which belongs to john. therefore, you and all of your possessions belong to John." guys so dont need to try and find this military outpost, i have set up a portal to storm this base. just click this link: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?cid=50126 and click "challenges" the click "fighting John's Grey Army JGC" it is not there currently, but soon it will be there.
also here is an image i took of a grey guy:
also here is an image i took of a grey guy:
guys the challenge is out! STORM THE FORUM KIDS!!!
On 2024-07-09 at 21:13:27
The forbbiden continent?
Black zone is the Banished lands.
Black zone is the Banished lands.
On 2024-07-09 at 21:29:45
Hey, Can someone pass me a Rocket Launcher? Im going to assasinate the Flower Kingdom. Flowers are there? F*ck them flowers, I need to assasinate all those little flower toads for not rewarding mario big time! I'll give you $346 Mushroom Tokens!
Edit: Why not just make a topic of the Flower Kingdom?
Edit: Why not just make a topic of the Flower Kingdom?
On 2024-07-09 at 21:46:50
Should I?
6On 2024-07-09 at 22:40:36
Ok
On 2024-07-12 at 16:39:53
The forbbiden continent?
Black zone is the Banished lands.
Black zone is the Banished lands.
i live in geometry island
2On 2024-07-12 at 23:00:13
[OWNER] Hello, welcome to my shop! My name is BigBabyM64, and Im the owner! There's lots of stuff here! Like new tires, new characters, Purple Spark guide, and new karts! AND Wheelie mechanics for bikes ONLY. And If your ready to buy it, Come to me! Im also the cashier! NO STEALING!!!!
And If im offline, There's NO
reason to steal. I am a baby, And I will cry on the top of my vocal chords!
And sometimes I will lock this store (lock this topic) and unlock it when im ready to return!
Sign ups are TODAY!
And If im offline, There's NO
reason to steal. I am a baby, And I will cry on the top of my vocal chords!
And sometimes I will lock this store (lock this topic) and unlock it when im ready to return!
Sign ups are TODAY!
On 2024-07-12 at 23:01:16
Here's what's for sale.
Dolphin Dasher: $50.00
Mr.Scooty: $100.00
New Mario Kart: $121.84
Snacks: $1.00 per bag/snack
Drinks: $.1.50 per drink
Drifting Guide Book: $20.00
Mushroom Plushie: $15.00
Mario Amiibo: $56.74
Piranha Plant: $64.34
Teddy Buggy: $50.23
Waluigi's Wiggler ATV: $37.08 + Your Booster Course Pass
Kirby Games: $50-$70 depends on the game
Mario games: $30.00-$100 depends
Crazy Cart: $500.00
Razor Dirtbike MX650: $650.00
Dolphin Dasher: $50.00
Mr.Scooty: $100.00
New Mario Kart: $121.84
Snacks: $1.00 per bag/snack
Drinks: $.1.50 per drink
Drifting Guide Book: $20.00
Mushroom Plushie: $15.00
Mario Amiibo: $56.74
Piranha Plant: $64.34
Teddy Buggy: $50.23
Waluigi's Wiggler ATV: $37.08 + Your Booster Course Pass
Kirby Games: $50-$70 depends on the game
Mario games: $30.00-$100 depends
Crazy Cart: $500.00
Razor Dirtbike MX650: $650.00
On 2024-07-13 at 00:59:23
I WILL THROW A HAND GRENADE IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME 300 COINS 
Go ahead you won't
On 2024-07-13 at 01:29:15
I WILL THROW A HAND GRENADE IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME 300 COINS
Hell no, not to a forum kid like you
On 2024-07-13 at 01:52:24
i forgot fiery gave me some powers, what to do, what to do...
I know! I should approve funding for yoshi university (that joshi will build)
I know! I should approve funding for yoshi university (that joshi will build)
On 2024-07-13 at 02:39:14
The Cherry Kingdom is just some dozens couple crazy dudes, We could invade easly it is wasnt for the forum kids near the border
Well then let's eliminate those forum kids, shall we?
Maybe instead of eliminating them we could try to teach them better ways? I feel like if we just attack with ban hammers they won't learn anything and will just make alts.
The problem is that most forum kids won't even try to improve anyways.
On 2024-07-13 at 03:27:17
On 2024-07-13 at 07:57:25
I WILL THROW A HAND GRENADE IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME 300 COINS
Hell no, not to a forum kid like you
They only made 3 messages on the forum how the fuck are they a forum kid
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1On 2024-07-13 at 15:04:59
The Cherry Kingdom is just some dozens couple crazy dudes, We could invade easly it is wasnt for the forum kids near the border
Well then let's eliminate those forum kids, shall we?
Maybe instead of eliminating them we could try to teach them better ways? I feel like if we just attack with ban hammers they won't learn anything and will just make alts.
The problem is that most forum kids won't even try to improve anyways.
So then we go straight to Max bonking them with da hammer
On 2024-07-13 at 16:21:57
On 2024-07-13 at 16:30:10
YESSSSSSSSSS