[NEW EPISODE] How to win a Race.
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On 2024-09-16 at 16:09:05
still active?
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7813 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-09-16 at 23:09:35
still active?
Maybe, but the reason why I'm not making much is because of school, or I have to do other stuff when I'm free on the weekends, Next episode will come out 80% babymario64 guaranteed, so...stay tuned!
1On 2024-10-01 at 02:12:58
Just so you guys know, this is still active, I am working on the next episode
On 2024-10-01 at 02:21:37
Name: Hatsune Miku
Color: Cyan
Personality: A pro-racing legend. Likes to spam blue shells.
Color: Cyan
Personality: A pro-racing legend. Likes to spam blue shells.
1On 2024-10-16 at 19:25:05
name : Zach
Color: #81688d
Very lucky, and likes object shows
Color: #81688d
Very lucky, and likes object shows
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On 2024-10-16 at 19:47:23
Name: Limey
Color: DarkGreen
Personality: A pro superstar. God at dodging blueshell with mushroom.
Color: DarkGreen
Personality: A pro superstar. God at dodging blueshell with mushroom.
1On 2024-10-17 at 00:25:00
Episode 2: "LET'S START THESE ENGINES!" (I added some references in this episode, comment how much you found and which ones!)
After months of training, the pre-racers are setting up for their first Grand Prix in their garage. (After the argument)
August: You guys better not be goofing off fighting again. putting on her racing equipment
Mr. David: Yeah yeah, and you better not make us lose. smirking
Joshy: Could you leave her alone? It's gonna be our 1st Grand Prix, what'dya expect from us? To be advanced blue shell dodgers, advanced engines. NO, plus some rules take away our advantage to win anyway. Like no borrowing items from your teamate-
Mr. David: THERE'S TEAMS??!?!?
Joshy: Yes....anyways, no "intentionally bumping", no teaming with the other team, like who the f*ck would do that? And so on.
Announcement: MKPC Global racers-
Mr. David: Did I just hear 'global'?
Announcement:...You have 5 minutes to get ready for the Worldwide MKPC Grand Prix, It will be on live tv all around the world. So do your best and good luck!
Iam: steps in his custom kart
Coolmonkey: Yo bro, I like your custom kart as he steps into his custom kart as well.
Iam: Oh! Thanks man! I like yours too
5 minutes pass...
Announcment: Sorry for the interruption but at this time can we have all MKPC Global Racers' coaches and staff head up to the Track.
they all drive to the track while everything is getting started
Lakitu (in the background): Yeah yeah, I think I know what to do already.
MKfan: Did we get a team name?
Joshy: Holy f*cking sh*t, we don't.
everything is prepared and the crowd is going crazy.
Commentator: Welcome one, Welcome all to the all-famous "MKPC Worldwide Racing", We are so glad you could join us on this event kids at school will be talking about it for years to come! We have 2 teams! First, we got..."None"
crowd laughs
Commentator: And we got the "PRO KARTERS" (this was my past username, by the way, it was a reference). Without further ado, let me present this track. This track is "Figure 8 Circuit". So without further ado...LET'S START THESE ENGINES!
Lakitu: lakitu floating towards the Starting Line. 3....2....1....GO!!!
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Commentator: Oh we see team "None" has a lead and we have two racers side by side!
Mr. David: I'm gonna get this win!
Joshy: Do you even know how to drift?
Mr. David: F*ck.
Joshy: starts a sharp drift around the curve and gets an item
item sound effect
Joshy: A banana...its okay! At least I got protection!
Commentator: We are now looking at 5th-12th place and its not looking very pretty! We have someone with the Shock!!! Many men, many many many many men, have a star, they might just get 1st, and win this track for good (a reference to 50 Cent's "Many Men" song.
2nd Commentator: Very funny.
crowd laughs
Commenator: Anyways... Oh no. Is that a blue shell I see?
Opposing team racer #8: Hahaha, that stupid Yoshi in 1st will regret his life. throws Blue Shell
Coolmonkey: notices the blue shell and yells to Joshy to alert him JOSHY!!!! BLUE SHELL!!!! USE MY MUSHROOM!!!
Iam who is beside him: Ah! Uh uh uh, remember? We can't let our teammates use our items.
Coolmonkey: Right! Oh f....................iddle sticks!
Iam: stares at him You're the definition of "I am family-friendly" bro.
back in 1st to Joshy Joshy: looks behind him Oh sh*t. Blue shell!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
crowd looks away and flinches.
Some random boy in the crowd: That sucks.
Joshy: dizzy Awwww...argh....sees clear again Oh shoot!
All the other racers pass him
LAP 2
Mr. David: holding a bullet bill Oh! Joshy you want this? Come and take it! Oh yeah you can't, because we can't share our items...remember? Ahahahahahaha! takes off
Joshy: That stupid f*cking b*tch.
Joshy is in last.
Joshy: I need to do this...for my family...For everyone I love! FOR THE TEAM!!!
He gets an item box and gets 2 items, the shock and bullet bill
Joshy: smirks Bet.
LAP 3!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!
Commentator: We have "PRO KARTERS" racers in the lead.
KA-CHOW
Commentator: SHOCK! OH! OH! WHAT A COMEBACK!
crowd goes crazy
Commentator: WE HAVE A TEAM "None" RACER MAKING A CRAZY COMEBACK!
Joshy uses his bullet bill and makes it to 1st
Commentator: WOW! WOW! WOW! ARE YOU SEEING THIS CAMENDA?!
2nd Commentator: YES! YES I AM INDEED, HE IS THE DEFENITION OF "Save Yourself" OH MY GOODNESS
everything is in slow mo. Picture are being taken all over the stadium, everyone is screaming in joy, lakitu is waving his flag....everything goes back to regular speed
Joshy passes the finish line and gets 1st for his team
crowd: screams in happiness and joy
Both Commentators: YESSSSSSSSS WOW WOW WOW WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING RACE!
Next episode coming soon...
After months of training, the pre-racers are setting up for their first Grand Prix in their garage. (After the argument)
August: You guys better not be goofing off fighting again. putting on her racing equipment
Mr. David: Yeah yeah, and you better not make us lose. smirking
Joshy: Could you leave her alone? It's gonna be our 1st Grand Prix, what'dya expect from us? To be advanced blue shell dodgers, advanced engines. NO, plus some rules take away our advantage to win anyway. Like no borrowing items from your teamate-
Mr. David: THERE'S TEAMS??!?!?
Joshy: Yes....anyways, no "intentionally bumping", no teaming with the other team, like who the f*ck would do that? And so on.
Announcement: MKPC Global racers-
Mr. David: Did I just hear 'global'?
Announcement:...You have 5 minutes to get ready for the Worldwide MKPC Grand Prix, It will be on live tv all around the world. So do your best and good luck!
Iam: steps in his custom kart
Coolmonkey: Yo bro, I like your custom kart as he steps into his custom kart as well.
Iam: Oh! Thanks man! I like yours too
5 minutes pass...
Announcment: Sorry for the interruption but at this time can we have all MKPC Global Racers' coaches and staff head up to the Track.
they all drive to the track while everything is getting started
Lakitu (in the background): Yeah yeah, I think I know what to do already.
MKfan: Did we get a team name?
Joshy: Holy f*cking sh*t, we don't.
everything is prepared and the crowd is going crazy.
Commentator: Welcome one, Welcome all to the all-famous "MKPC Worldwide Racing", We are so glad you could join us on this event kids at school will be talking about it for years to come! We have 2 teams! First, we got..."None"
crowd laughs
Commentator: And we got the "PRO KARTERS" (this was my past username, by the way, it was a reference). Without further ado, let me present this track. This track is "Figure 8 Circuit". So without further ado...LET'S START THESE ENGINES!
Lakitu: lakitu floating towards the Starting Line. 3....2....1....GO!!!
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Commentator: Oh we see team "None" has a lead and we have two racers side by side!
Mr. David: I'm gonna get this win!
Joshy: Do you even know how to drift?
Mr. David: F*ck.
Joshy: starts a sharp drift around the curve and gets an item
item sound effect
Joshy: A banana...its okay! At least I got protection!
Commentator: We are now looking at 5th-12th place and its not looking very pretty! We have someone with the Shock!!! Many men, many many many many men, have a star, they might just get 1st, and win this track for good (a reference to 50 Cent's "Many Men" song.
2nd Commentator: Very funny.
crowd laughs
Commenator: Anyways... Oh no. Is that a blue shell I see?
Opposing team racer #8: Hahaha, that stupid Yoshi in 1st will regret his life. throws Blue Shell
Coolmonkey: notices the blue shell and yells to Joshy to alert him JOSHY!!!! BLUE SHELL!!!! USE MY MUSHROOM!!!
Iam who is beside him: Ah! Uh uh uh, remember? We can't let our teammates use our items.
Coolmonkey: Right! Oh f....................iddle sticks!
Iam: stares at him You're the definition of "I am family-friendly" bro.
back in 1st to Joshy Joshy: looks behind him Oh sh*t. Blue shell!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
crowd looks away and flinches.
Some random boy in the crowd: That sucks.
Joshy: dizzy Awwww...argh....sees clear again Oh shoot!
All the other racers pass him
LAP 2
Mr. David: holding a bullet bill Oh! Joshy you want this? Come and take it! Oh yeah you can't, because we can't share our items...remember? Ahahahahahaha! takes off
Joshy: That stupid f*cking b*tch.
Joshy is in last.
Joshy: I need to do this...for my family...For everyone I love! FOR THE TEAM!!!
He gets an item box and gets 2 items, the shock and bullet bill
Joshy: smirks Bet.
LAP 3!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!
Commentator: We have "PRO KARTERS" racers in the lead.
KA-CHOW
Commentator: SHOCK! OH! OH! WHAT A COMEBACK!
crowd goes crazy
Commentator: WE HAVE A TEAM "None" RACER MAKING A CRAZY COMEBACK!
Joshy uses his bullet bill and makes it to 1st
Commentator: WOW! WOW! WOW! ARE YOU SEEING THIS CAMENDA?!
2nd Commentator: YES! YES I AM INDEED, HE IS THE DEFENITION OF "Save Yourself" OH MY GOODNESS
everything is in slow mo. Picture are being taken all over the stadium, everyone is screaming in joy, lakitu is waving his flag....everything goes back to regular speed
Joshy passes the finish line and gets 1st for his team
crowd: screams in happiness and joy
Both Commentators: YESSSSSSSSS WOW WOW WOW WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING RACE!
Next episode coming soon...
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1On 2024-10-17 at 16:12:42
Episode 2: "LET'S START THESE ENGINES!" (I added some references in this episode, comment how much you found and which ones!)
After months of training, the pre-racers are setting up for their first Grand Prix in their garage. (After the argument)
August: You guys better not be goofing off fighting again. putting on her racing equipment
Mr. David: Yeah yeah, and you better not make us lose. smirking
Joshy: Could you leave her alone? It's gonna be our 1st Grand Prix, what'dya expect from us? To be advanced blue shell dodgers, advanced engines. NO, plus some rules take away our advantage to win anyway. Like no borrowing items from your teamate-
Mr. David: THERE'S TEAMS??!?!?
Joshy: Yes....anyways, no "intentionally bumping", no teaming with the other team, like who the f*ck would do that? And so on.
Announcement: MKPC Global racers-
Mr. David: Did I just hear 'global'?
Announcement:...You have 5 minutes to get ready for the Worldwide MKPC Grand Prix, It will be on live tv all around the world. So do your best and good luck!
Iam: steps in his custom kart
Coolmonkey: Yo bro, I like your custom kart as he steps into his custom kart as well.
Iam: Oh! Thanks man! I like yours too
5 minutes pass...
Announcment: Sorry for the interruption but at this time can we have all MKPC Global Racers' coaches and staff head up to the Track.
they all drive to the track while everything is getting started
Lakitu (in the background): Yeah yeah, I think I know what to do already.
MKfan: Did we get a team name?
Joshy: Holy f*cking sh*t, we don't.
everything is prepared and the crowd is going crazy.
Commentator: Welcome one, Welcome all to the all-famous "MKPC Worldwide Racing", We are so glad you could join us on this event kids at school will be talking about it for years to come! We have 2 teams! First, we got..."None"
crowd laughs
Commentator: And we got the "PRO KARTERS" (this was my past username, by the way, it was a reference). Without further ado, let me present this track. This track is "Figure 8 Circuit". So without further ado...LET'S START THESE ENGINES!
Lakitu: lakitu floating towards the Starting Line. 3....2....1....GO!!!
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Commentator: Oh we see team "None" has a lead and we have two racers side by side!
Mr. David: I'm gonna get this win!
Joshy: Do you even know how to drift?
Mr. David: F*ck.
Joshy: starts a sharp drift around the curve and gets an item
item sound effect
Joshy: A banana...its okay! At least I got protection!
Commentator: We are now looking at 5th-12th place and its not looking very pretty! We have someone with the Shock!!! Many men, many many many many men, have a star, they might just get 1st, and win this track for good (a reference to 50 Cent's "Many Men" song.
2nd Commentator: Very funny.
crowd laughs
Commenator: Anyways... Oh no. Is that a blue shell I see?
Opposing team racer #8: Hahaha, that stupid Yoshi in 1st will regret his life. throws Blue Shell
Coolmonkey: notices the blue shell and yells to Joshy to alert him JOSHY!!!! BLUE SHELL!!!! USE MY MUSHROOM!!!
Iam who is beside him: Ah! Uh uh uh, remember? We can't let our teammates use our items.
Coolmonkey: Right! Oh f....................iddle sticks!
Iam: stares at him You're the definition of "I am family-friendly" bro.
back in 1st to Joshy Joshy: looks behind him Oh sh*t. Blue shell!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
crowd looks away and flinches.
Some random boy in the crowd: That sucks.
Joshy: dizzy Awwww...argh....sees clear again Oh shoot!
All the other racers pass him
LAP 2
Mr. David: holding a bullet bill Oh! Joshy you want this? Come and take it! Oh yeah you can't, because we can't share our items...remember? Ahahahahahaha! takes off
Joshy: That stupid f*cking b*tch.
Joshy is in last.
Joshy: I need to do this...for my family...For everyone I love! FOR THE TEAM!!!
He gets an item box and gets 2 items, the shock and bullet bill
Joshy: smirks Bet.
LAP 3!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!
Commentator: We have "PRO KARTERS" racers in the lead.
KA-CHOW
Commentator: SHOCK! OH! OH! WHAT A COMEBACK!
crowd goes crazy
Commentator: WE HAVE A TEAM "None" RACER MAKING A CRAZY COMEBACK!
Joshy uses his bullet bill and makes it to 1st
Commentator: WOW! WOW! WOW! ARE YOU SEEING THIS CAMENDA?!
2nd Commentator: YES! YES I AM INDEED, HE IS THE DEFENITION OF "Save Yourself" OH MY GOODNESS
everything is in slow mo. Picture are being taken all over the stadium, everyone is screaming in joy, lakitu is waving his flag....everything goes back to regular speed
Joshy passes the finish line and gets 1st for his team
crowd: screams in happiness and joy
Both Commentators: YESSSSSSSSS WOW WOW WOW WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING RACE!
Next episode coming soon...
After months of training, the pre-racers are setting up for their first Grand Prix in their garage. (After the argument)
August: You guys better not be goofing off fighting again. putting on her racing equipment
Mr. David: Yeah yeah, and you better not make us lose. smirking
Joshy: Could you leave her alone? It's gonna be our 1st Grand Prix, what'dya expect from us? To be advanced blue shell dodgers, advanced engines. NO, plus some rules take away our advantage to win anyway. Like no borrowing items from your teamate-
Mr. David: THERE'S TEAMS??!?!?
Joshy: Yes....anyways, no "intentionally bumping", no teaming with the other team, like who the f*ck would do that? And so on.
Announcement: MKPC Global racers-
Mr. David: Did I just hear 'global'?
Announcement:...You have 5 minutes to get ready for the Worldwide MKPC Grand Prix, It will be on live tv all around the world. So do your best and good luck!
Iam: steps in his custom kart
Coolmonkey: Yo bro, I like your custom kart as he steps into his custom kart as well.
Iam: Oh! Thanks man! I like yours too
5 minutes pass...
Announcment: Sorry for the interruption but at this time can we have all MKPC Global Racers' coaches and staff head up to the Track.
they all drive to the track while everything is getting started
Lakitu (in the background): Yeah yeah, I think I know what to do already.
MKfan: Did we get a team name?
Joshy: Holy f*cking sh*t, we don't.
everything is prepared and the crowd is going crazy.
Commentator: Welcome one, Welcome all to the all-famous "MKPC Worldwide Racing", We are so glad you could join us on this event kids at school will be talking about it for years to come! We have 2 teams! First, we got..."None"
crowd laughs
Commentator: And we got the "PRO KARTERS" (this was my past username, by the way, it was a reference). Without further ado, let me present this track. This track is "Figure 8 Circuit". So without further ado...LET'S START THESE ENGINES!
Lakitu: lakitu floating towards the Starting Line. 3....2....1....GO!!!
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Commentator: Oh we see team "None" has a lead and we have two racers side by side!
Mr. David: I'm gonna get this win!
Joshy: Do you even know how to drift?
Mr. David: F*ck.
Joshy: starts a sharp drift around the curve and gets an item
item sound effect
Joshy: A banana...its okay! At least I got protection!
Commentator: We are now looking at 5th-12th place and its not looking very pretty! We have someone with the Shock!!! Many men, many many many many men, have a star, they might just get 1st, and win this track for good (a reference to 50 Cent's "Many Men" song.
2nd Commentator: Very funny.
crowd laughs
Commenator: Anyways... Oh no. Is that a blue shell I see?
Opposing team racer #8: Hahaha, that stupid Yoshi in 1st will regret his life. throws Blue Shell
Coolmonkey: notices the blue shell and yells to Joshy to alert him JOSHY!!!! BLUE SHELL!!!! USE MY MUSHROOM!!!
Iam who is beside him: Ah! Uh uh uh, remember? We can't let our teammates use our items.
Coolmonkey: Right! Oh f....................iddle sticks!
Iam: stares at him You're the definition of "I am family-friendly" bro.
back in 1st to Joshy Joshy: looks behind him Oh sh*t. Blue shell!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
crowd looks away and flinches.
Some random boy in the crowd: That sucks.
Joshy: dizzy Awwww...argh....sees clear again Oh shoot!
All the other racers pass him
LAP 2
Mr. David: holding a bullet bill Oh! Joshy you want this? Come and take it! Oh yeah you can't, because we can't share our items...remember? Ahahahahahaha! takes off
Joshy: That stupid f*cking b*tch.
Joshy is in last.
Joshy: I need to do this...for my family...For everyone I love! FOR THE TEAM!!!
He gets an item box and gets 2 items, the shock and bullet bill
Joshy: smirks Bet.
LAP 3!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!
Commentator: We have "PRO KARTERS" racers in the lead.
KA-CHOW
Commentator: SHOCK! OH! OH! WHAT A COMEBACK!
crowd goes crazy
Commentator: WE HAVE A TEAM "None" RACER MAKING A CRAZY COMEBACK!
Joshy uses his bullet bill and makes it to 1st
Commentator: WOW! WOW! WOW! ARE YOU SEEING THIS CAMENDA?!
2nd Commentator: YES! YES I AM INDEED, HE IS THE DEFENITION OF "Save Yourself" OH MY GOODNESS
everything is in slow mo. Picture are being taken all over the stadium, everyone is screaming in joy, lakitu is waving his flag....everything goes back to regular speed
Joshy passes the finish line and gets 1st for his team
crowd: screams in happiness and joy
Both Commentators: YESSSSSSSSS WOW WOW WOW WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING RACE!
Next episode coming soon...
THE ULTIMATE COMEBACKERS
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On 2024-11-20 at 21:42:41
Name:Marcelo
Color:Blue
Likes Playing Games:Mario/FNF
Color:Blue
Likes Playing Games:Mario/FNF
1On 2024-11-20 at 22:39:01
name ossama bin ballin
color blue
elite driver and a explosive competitior with alot of bomb snips and bullet bills
color blue
elite driver and a explosive competitior with alot of bomb snips and bullet bills
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