A story (by the mkpc community)

he gets a second degree burn and goes to the doctor.

the doctor says the burn is pregnant and soon it gives birth to two twin babies

the twins are named: daisy and bobby

they eat the waffle he cooked on the ps5 and enjoy it.

"your mom" showed up and see that hes gay

he eats your mom and buries her bones 2,000 miles deep

daisy and bobby found a plane so they hop on and headed to the twin towers

but the baby penguin from mario 64 gets on the plane, knocks the twins out and swerves he plane away when it was 67 68 cm away from the towers 😰

america was saved

then the twins find another plain and head to the pentagon but the mommy penguin swerves it away

the plane suddenly ran out of engine

:sir the plane is heading to the pentagon"

Then, the soldier from Area 51-
[MEESAGE ALSO REDACTED BY AMERICAN GOVERMENT]

bobby: dada i peed on my pants

he eat all the samples and now they have none left

I use it again

And then buys EVERYTHING in the store.