What weird quotes do you randomly think of
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9439 pts ★ ExpertOn 2026-02-09 at 13:47:58
"I am hEaLtHcArE, youR P-personal BaYmAx companion-" -Baymax
On 2026-02-19 at 14:28:25
"Hey now, wait a minute! This is a professional party, with adults! Don't take this as an excuse to puke all over the tables, or start a food fight, or kiss the Mayor!"
"That's what you did last year."
"Totally different situation."
"The Block Street Journal wrote an article about it!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"Since there isn't a harsh enough word in any Algonquin language, fuck you"
"If I ever say "NO" to yuri, then call the cops. My identity has been stolen for sure"
"In 5 miles, turn gay."
""I love you, you're so pretty 👉👈" is so straight, sapphic couples would be like "STEP ON ME, CHOKE ME, FEED ME TO A FUCKING DINOSAUR""
"That was glooby, and never groovy! I could get this from an egg!"
"How any of you guys get laid is beyond me."
"[Groans] If I wanted to see this much blatant dicksucking I'd watch the Kardashians Reunion."
"Congratulations you're a furry"
"Um, do the others know about this?"
"Why do you think you guys aren't allowed to enter the cavern at night?"
"Ew! I'm gonna go wash my eyes out with lava."
"Holy fuck did Regina George just get isekai'd"
"That's what you did last year."
"Totally different situation."
"The Block Street Journal wrote an article about it!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"Since there isn't a harsh enough word in any Algonquin language, fuck you"
"If I ever say "NO" to yuri, then call the cops. My identity has been stolen for sure"
"In 5 miles, turn gay."
""I love you, you're so pretty 👉👈" is so straight, sapphic couples would be like "STEP ON ME, CHOKE ME, FEED ME TO A FUCKING DINOSAUR""
"That was glooby, and never groovy! I could get this from an egg!"
"How any of you guys get laid is beyond me."
"[Groans] If I wanted to see this much blatant dicksucking I'd watch the Kardashians Reunion."
"Congratulations you're a furry"
"Um, do the others know about this?"
"Why do you think you guys aren't allowed to enter the cavern at night?"
"Ew! I'm gonna go wash my eyes out with lava."
"Holy fuck did Regina George just get isekai'd"
On 2026-03-16 at 00:31:43
"El thankito?"
"Unfortunately, according to this map, New Zealand still exists."
"Grass is green, winter is cold, and my ex-wife is taking the beach house."
"Well there's an I in stupid to! Wait no-"
"Why Am I Single Quiz"
"I know it's Margaret's birthday, but, I wish these presents were for me..."
"The only rules of UNO are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are."
"The process of making funyuns is just punching Sonic over and over."
"How did Father Christmas get all the presents in like lots of times?"
"I think he just shoplifts."
"🎶 COME FLY WITH USSSS, COME DIE WITH USSS 🎶"
"You're my nunchuck to my Wiimote. You are useless without me."
"I feel like I need a restraining order from myself."
"Name a Sonic the Hedgehog character without the letter 'a'."
"I put hot sauce on everything, from twinkies to milk."
"So Red Bull gives you wings? Well I went to my second floor-"
"It has been an honor. I'm sorry to see you go, Miguel, I hope you die very soon."
"...What??"
"Now I know that sounds bad."
"Am I asleep? That doesn't make any sense. That'd mean he's sleeping too, and he and I are definitely not sleeping together."
"They lived happily ever after...and then diedeth the same day."
"Sly Cooper In: We're Gonna Drive There!"
"Look, ramps!"
"We can use these as ramps!"
"You sound like how dust tastes"
"𝓛𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷"
"Blame Hivemind"
"gonna dox a bug: grass"
"My brother in Zeus, this was literally prophesized to you."
"Children's Falling Block Puzzle Game!"
"Walm"
"Let's put the whole bowl in the microwave."
"Uhm... why is it glowing?"
"That's a metal bowl."
"To your house? In 3D LAND!?"
"AIR FRY THAT HEDGEHOG"
"u support gay rights? how are you straight?"
"ok i support animal rights too, do i look like a fucking armadillo to you?"
"Unfortunately, according to this map, New Zealand still exists."
"Grass is green, winter is cold, and my ex-wife is taking the beach house."
"Well there's an I in stupid to! Wait no-"
"Why Am I Single Quiz"
"I know it's Margaret's birthday, but, I wish these presents were for me..."
"The only rules of UNO are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are."
"The process of making funyuns is just punching Sonic over and over."
"How did Father Christmas get all the presents in like lots of times?"
"I think he just shoplifts."
"🎶 COME FLY WITH USSSS, COME DIE WITH USSS 🎶"
"You're my nunchuck to my Wiimote. You are useless without me."
"I feel like I need a restraining order from myself."
"Name a Sonic the Hedgehog character without the letter 'a'."
"I put hot sauce on everything, from twinkies to milk."
"So Red Bull gives you wings? Well I went to my second floor-"
"It has been an honor. I'm sorry to see you go, Miguel, I hope you die very soon."
"...What??"
"Now I know that sounds bad."
"Am I asleep? That doesn't make any sense. That'd mean he's sleeping too, and he and I are definitely not sleeping together."
"They lived happily ever after...and then diedeth the same day."
"Sly Cooper In: We're Gonna Drive There!"
"Look, ramps!"
"We can use these as ramps!"
"You sound like how dust tastes"
"𝓛𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷"
"Blame Hivemind"
"gonna dox a bug: grass"
"My brother in Zeus, this was literally prophesized to you."
"Children's Falling Block Puzzle Game!"
"Walm"
"Let's put the whole bowl in the microwave."
"Uhm... why is it glowing?"
"That's a metal bowl."
"To your house? In 3D LAND!?"
"AIR FRY THAT HEDGEHOG"
"u support gay rights? how are you straight?"
"ok i support animal rights too, do i look like a fucking armadillo to you?"
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1On 2026-03-17 at 06:42:59
"I was thinking of heading to the bathroom first."
"Oh, me too, I'll follow you there."
"Great..."
"Put on your tinfoil hat and get the Kool-Aid ready, it's about to get culty!"
"Mum, why is my name Tisiphone?"
"Well Tisiphone, I liked a song called Breakfast At Tisiphone's, and-"
"I WAS NAMED AFTER A FUCKING GOTH ROCK SONG?!"
"Jade! We came here for hot guys, not Hotheads!"
"Sorry, I was hungry."
"hi im daisy c:"
"whoah :0"
*splat*
"Jade! That's a woman! You said you came here for hot guys!"
"Camilla, Kandice is a guy's name... isn't it?"
"How can you say you're gay if you've never been with a guy?"
"I haven't drank cat piss but I damn well know it'd taste disgusting"
"Holy fuck did Regina just get isekai'd"
"You sound like a prepubescent lawnmower."
"Um, do the others know about this?"
"Why do you think you guys aren't allowed to enter the cavern at night?"
"Ew! I'm gonna go wash my eyes out with lava."
"POLICE?! THE LESBIANS ARE DEALING FIREARMS AGAIN!!!"
"I didn't know you liked boys, Midget. Especially not big ugly ones like this."
"Congratulations you're a furry"
"Jade what the fuck are you doing"
"Bullying this idiot why"
"Cooool can I join in"
*Three weeks later...*
"KANDICE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH JADE?!"
On 2026-03-19 at 16:43:28
"Name a Sonic the Hedgehog character without the letter 'a'."
uh...tails?
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1On 2026-03-20 at 01:10:51
“TODAY IM BREAKING MINECRAFT WITH YOUR DUMB IDEAS” - Knarfy
1On 2026-04-07 at 01:30:53
"Trying to end me now,
but I'm never slowing down,
not like you could hit me with your
fires or bullets or memes"
but I'm never slowing down,
not like you could hit me with your
fires or bullets or memes"
On 2026-04-07 at 02:23:43
"EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION"
On 2026-04-07 at 02:43:43
"This Is A Test... I Think."
On 2026-04-07 at 04:43:27
Just going through the Amazing Digital Circus roster
"Tell daddy Bubble why bad thing?" (Bubble)
"Be quiet! I can't hear the escalator." (Jax)
"Made with all the love that I'm legally allowed to give." (Bubble)
"And Zooble becomes straight!" (Jax)
"Oh, Pomni's off flirting with one of the customers." (Jax)
"Oh yay I'm not a vegan anymore." (Jax)
"I just really want to fire a tommy gun while laughing maniacally." (Gangle)
"I'm right behind you aren't I?" (Kinger)
"DOOOOOOOODE NOOOOOOOO THEY TOOK EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!" (Orange Fish)
"🎶It's news to meeeee that it's news to yooooooou...🎶" (Caine)
"I'm having a [babbles]" (Bubble)
And that's all I can think of. Please say if you have more funny TADC quotes!
"Tell daddy Bubble why bad thing?" (Bubble)
"Be quiet! I can't hear the escalator." (Jax)
"Made with all the love that I'm legally allowed to give." (Bubble)
"And Zooble becomes straight!" (Jax)
"Oh, Pomni's off flirting with one of the customers." (Jax)
"Oh yay I'm not a vegan anymore." (Jax)
"I just really want to fire a tommy gun while laughing maniacally." (Gangle)
"I'm right behind you aren't I?" (Kinger)
"DOOOOOOOODE NOOOOOOOO THEY TOOK EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!" (Orange Fish)
"🎶It's news to meeeee that it's news to yooooooou...🎶" (Caine)
"I'm having a [babbles]" (Bubble)
And that's all I can think of. Please say if you have more funny TADC quotes!
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'Poo is a very strong word in any language'
