Stupid Item Ideas.
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-01-19 at 13:29:08
dinnerbone yoshi: flutters with you into the furthest hole.
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1On 2026-01-19 at 15:14:09
We need an item that, when pulled, resets your vr to 5,000
The expired coca-cola?
2On 2026-01-19 at 16:56:39
The crown item is an item that instantly makes you finish in 1st, and you have a 100% chance of getting it in every place
In crown mode
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On 2026-01-20 at 12:32:41
The Ring from Sonic:
Transforms the track into a random Sonic level
Transforms the track into a random Sonic level
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On 2026-01-20 at 14:57:05
The Chaos Gremlin, it sets your Kart on fire so you can't race anymore and have to pay 5000 coins to get the Kart repaired at the nearest pit stop... which you don't have because the Chaos Gremlin stole your wallet
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On 2026-01-20 at 16:21:52
Rotation. Spins the orientation of the track.
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1On 2026-01-20 at 16:46:23
@TheTruePro100 talked about golden lightning in the MKPC update suggestion forum
Golden lightning is a lightning that you can spam like a golden mushroom
Golden lightning is a lightning that you can spam like a golden mushroom
That's way too overpowered and unfair to other players
What about invincibility frames? Would that stop it a bit...?
On 2026-01-20 at 17:09:27
virus mushroom: flips your screen upside down and changes your controls (ex: spacebar now drifts and Ctrl uses items, left arrow steers right and vice versa, down arrow accelerates and up arrow brakes/reverses)
On 2026-01-21 at 14:58:27
Private Banana Peel. It only hits the person who used it
4On 2026-01-21 at 16:01:56
Holiday Antlers - Summons Asgore and his Bergentruck to run you over which instantly makes you lose in last place
On 2026-01-21 at 19:41:19
Barrel of Doom - If hit, the player get stuck with no way to get unstuck. unless you press up down up down but no one will know that
On 2026-01-22 at 14:21:20
The Nintendo Switch: Everyone stops racing and plays a random game on the Switch/Switch 2
On 2026-01-24 at 08:56:37
The Sack: When pulled, u have 1 more slot in the item storage for 30 sec
The Revolver Ammo: When pulled, gives 3 bullets to the revolver
The Revolver: Each time when pulled, the Revolver shoots 1 bullet, and if you spend all the bullets, the Revolver will be removed from the slot
The Hexagon: When pulled, plays the music "Hexagon Force" and you will only move in hexagonal lines until the music ends
Jet 2: Plays a jet2 holiday meme when pulled and tons of troll faces appear distracting you and the jet flies to the previous checkpoint every time
The Revolver Ammo: When pulled, gives 3 bullets to the revolver
The Revolver: Each time when pulled, the Revolver shoots 1 bullet, and if you spend all the bullets, the Revolver will be removed from the slot
The Hexagon: When pulled, plays the music "Hexagon Force" and you will only move in hexagonal lines until the music ends
Jet 2: Plays a jet2 holiday meme when pulled and tons of troll faces appear distracting you and the jet flies to the previous checkpoint every time
On 2026-01-25 at 16:48:06
The Nintendo Switch: Everyone stops racing and plays a random game on the Switch/Switch 2
good idea
On 2026-01-25 at 16:56:22
The rickroll item. It is like the blooper but instead of ink, it rickrolls everyone.
On 2026-01-25 at 18:19:20
The Dash Orb from GD: When pulled, your car behaves like on a dash orb when clicking or pressing uup or space instead of default controls - but the car who pulled it behaves like that until the race ends
Only in ohio maps or dash orb mode
Only in ohio maps or dash orb mode
On 2026-01-25 at 18:20:39
The Duckroll: When pulled, everyone drives a duck on 4 wheels with the worst possible stats until the race ends
Only in ohio maps
Only in ohio maps
On 2026-01-31 at 04:30:06
The reverse feather: Place it on the ground, if anybody runs into it, they will clip into the ground and get stuck 
On 2026-01-31 at 04:52:32
the mach 1,000,000 bullet bill (means the bullet bill is traveling 1,000,000 times the speed of light) will be sooooooooo stupid!!! when you get it, you finish the race in a nanosecond and keep circling around the track and hit everyone and make them constantly spin out so they can't go forward. everyone in the online race lobby will be like "IT'S UNFAIR TIMES A MILLION!!!!! I'M DONE!!!!!" 
On 2026-01-31 at 08:29:54
the mach 1,000,000 bullet bill (means the bullet bill is traveling 1,000,000 times the speed of light) will be sooooooooo stupid!!! when you get it, you finish the race in a nanosecond and keep circling around the track and hit everyone and make them constantly spin out so they can't go forward. everyone in the online race lobby will be like "IT'S UNFAIR TIMES A MILLION!!!!! I'M DONE!!!!!"
what the hell!