[FANFIC] Zombie Survival
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5368 pts ★ NoviceOn 2023-06-11 at 23:30:18
HoLY SHit1!1!!1!1!1!1! reVivE1!1!1!!1 MoDs bAn hIM11!1!1!!1
You’ll never catch me alive! You’ll only find my dead body on the sofa with a knife plunged into my chest because I’m British!
On 2023-06-11 at 23:37:51
HoLY SHit1!1!!1!1!1!1! reVivE1!1!1!!1 MoDs bAn hIM11!1!1!!1
You’ll never catch me alive! You’ll only find my dead body on the sofa with a knife plunged into my chest because I’m British!
Or there is the totem of immortality
On 2023-12-06 at 15:02:02
reupload due to the original getting deleted
Episode 4 Part 2: Identity Fraud
Up in the air, there is a airship. A airship containing shady fellows, or should I say GREEN shady fellows. Let’s see what’s going on inside the airship.
Zombie guard: walking towards someone’s cell My king, I have bad news. The prisoner has escaped.
King Zombie: WHAT?! I THOUGHT IT WAS SECURE ENOUGH!
Guard: Well, it clearly wasn’t going to be secure when they had a FIRE on their head and this airship is literally made of WOOD, King dickfuck.
King Zombie: Oh you’re going to pay for calling me that…
UnNESsary violence
IlluZhion: Alright script writer enough with the puns
Dark: Yeah! They’re so shit!
I will send you to the backrooms Dark
Dark: You know what, this is wasting my time…OH SHIT I DIED!
And let’s see what they’re talking about. Down below them…
Fiery: Oh fuck yeah I should’ve went skydiving before. Wait there’s no parachute. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
The poor toad miserably lands on a tree and falls off right after
Fiery: If there’s any way I’m going to find the others, I have to call one of them. calls
Nudge: Hmmm… a call from Fiery and it doesn’t ring from where this Fiery is, fishy. Oh well…accepts call
Fiery: Alright it’s a long story. For short I got captured by zombies, escaped, and now I’m stranded and don’t know where you guys are.
Osc-omb: If you’re not here, that means we have a fucking impostor!
Fiery: Wait, hold on, WHAT?!
Nudge: It just so happens to turn out that there’s another Fiery here.
Fiery: Are you guys still in the safeplace?
Osc-omb: Yes fucking sir
Fiery: I’ll be there in a minute. hangs up They don’t seem to be up here. I should check for a basement. accidentally trips on the stairs OUCHY!
Ouchy: Yeah?
Fiery: I meant as in ow, not your name.
Ouchy: Aw man.
Fiery: Well look who we have here. Yeah bitch reveal yourself or else, I’ve learned how to strangle people.
Icery: Fine… It was just a prank man.
Fiery: Oh it was you… thought it was one of those zombies sending in an imposter that would eventually kill you guys.
Ralsei: Wait I’m confused, what is going on bitches?
Fiery: Basically, frenureignurgnegnjnngnergkjnmewfahedgdjakaksjakaka. Got that?
Ralsei: I shouldn’t have even asked that bitch.
Also up in the air…
no theres no starsplizz here
PS: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY QUESTION STARSPLIZZ! (why do I think this is funny)
Back with the zombies…
King Zombie: So you all know what we’re we’re here for? We’re here because our prisoner has escaped and we’re angry. What should we do?
In the void…
xrunner: Oh hey guys i’m just having vacation here, what? I got zombified? Pffft, you must be seeing things. What? I have a thousand zombified puppets underground? Yeah alright fuck them lot I don’t give a shit about them.
Finally with IlluZhion…
Shifu: How long we gonna keep this up?
Hiku: Just until that bitch IlluZhion takes all the credit for himself yet again…
???: I can’t allow that.
Hiku: Wh-who just said that…?
???: Me.
The mysterious figure slices through the plot armor, killing Shifu and Hiku in the process
???: At long last, I’ve found my love…
IlluZhion: Ewww, I smell rotten flesh…
Lemon: Wait, they were ZOMBIES?!
IlluZhion: Fuck my hyperopia…
Lemon: Well, I did see something weird…
???: Hey, you two… Follow me.
IlluZhion: Who are you, anyway?
???: I can’t tell you just yet~
Lemon: How do we know we can trust you?
???: Because I know IlluZhion from… somewhere.
Lemon: Ok…
???: Now to get to the power grid and out again, right?
IlluZhion: Right. By the way, why are you helping us…?
???: Because of… who I am…
The mysterious figure takes off her cloak
IlluZhion: Wh-what?
Lemon: Oh no, not ANOTHER lover…
How the zombies captured Fiery…
King Zombie: So you, you sneak inside their bunker and kidnap Fiery!
Zombie: opens the window So all I have to do is just grab him? Huh, easy enough.
The zombie navigates the room. It snatchs Fiery but it meets someone else.
Zombie: who the fuck are you?
???: I can help you.
Zombie: With what shitass get to the point stop acting like you’re in a movie
???: Alright so you wanna kidnap Fiery? Well, I can turn into him and pose as him.
Zombie: Oh that is exactly what I need. I was wondering how they would react to no Fiery to have been seen.
Then the zombie maneuvers his way back to the King.
King Zombie: Excellent! Now throw him in the cell!
The zombie then yeets the hell out of Fiery
Fiery: Where am I? Where’s everyone else?
King Zombie: That doesn’t matter. What does matter is we need you for our world domination plan.
Fiery: Where IS everyone else? Where are they?
King Zombie: They’re safe and sound at the base, but they aren’t going to be for long.
Fiery: Fuck you and the rest of your species. Eat shit. ARRRRRRRRGH!
Guard Zombie: How long is he going to be out from that shock?
King Zombie: A couple of hours.
Down in Delfino…
Pianta: Just catched another criminal.
Chief of Police: Nice work, Pianta.
Pianta: When am I getting a raise?
Chief: Never.
Pianta: If you continue to underpay me, I’ll be forced to leave this place and go to another place.
Chief: Go on, you wouldn’t think of doing that.
Pianta: I booked a airplane.
Chief: You-You’re bluffing!
Pianta: Nuh uh uh, Chief. I’m leaving this place once and for all.
At the airport
Pianta: Finally, a day away from hard work and being underpaid.
Attention passengers, we have some turbulence. Please stay seated.
Zombies come from the captain’s bay
Pianta: Holy shit! I didn’t think I’d have to use my gun right now but I don’t got any other choice.
He misses his shots due to the plane having no pilot (there’s no auto-pilot)
CRASH!
???: What’s under this rubble? Wait, he’s familiar…OH SHIT IT’S PIANTA! PIANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Pianta: Huh? What. Who said my name?
Fiery: Oh thank goodness, it’s me, Fiery. Thank god you were okay, the zombies were trying to KILL you!
Pianta: Is it just you here? Where’s the others?
Fiery: Oh they’re ready in that helicopter, let’s join ‘em now.
Out in the sky (actually this time)
StarSplizz: Stay-Stay back! I can’t do anything, but for the love of god PLEASE stay back!
Zombies: Oh good, so you can’t retaliate when we hit you with a cannonball.
StarSplizz: Hold on wha-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
StarSplizz conveniently falls near the helicopter
Lely: Oh god, he’s badly bruised. Wait, he’s BLEEDING! Someone needs to get him checked! Immediately!
Fiery: I’ve had work before in a hospital. I know what to do when he’s bleeding. All I need are the right supplies…
Jenwren: Meow (Who’s going to be the pilot)
Pianta: I’ll handle this.
Episode 4 Part 2: Identity Fraud
Up in the air, there is a airship. A airship containing shady fellows, or should I say GREEN shady fellows. Let’s see what’s going on inside the airship.
Zombie guard: walking towards someone’s cell My king, I have bad news. The prisoner has escaped.
King Zombie: WHAT?! I THOUGHT IT WAS SECURE ENOUGH!
Guard: Well, it clearly wasn’t going to be secure when they had a FIRE on their head and this airship is literally made of WOOD, King dickfuck.
King Zombie: Oh you’re going to pay for calling me that…
UnNESsary violence
IlluZhion: Alright script writer enough with the puns
Dark: Yeah! They’re so shit!
I will send you to the backrooms Dark
Dark: You know what, this is wasting my time…OH SHIT I DIED!
And let’s see what they’re talking about. Down below them…
Fiery: Oh fuck yeah I should’ve went skydiving before. Wait there’s no parachute. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
The poor toad miserably lands on a tree and falls off right after
Fiery: If there’s any way I’m going to find the others, I have to call one of them. calls
Nudge: Hmmm… a call from Fiery and it doesn’t ring from where this Fiery is, fishy. Oh well…accepts call
Fiery: Alright it’s a long story. For short I got captured by zombies, escaped, and now I’m stranded and don’t know where you guys are.
Osc-omb: If you’re not here, that means we have a fucking impostor!
Fiery: Wait, hold on, WHAT?!
Nudge: It just so happens to turn out that there’s another Fiery here.
Fiery: Are you guys still in the safeplace?
Osc-omb: Yes fucking sir
Fiery: I’ll be there in a minute. hangs up They don’t seem to be up here. I should check for a basement. accidentally trips on the stairs OUCHY!
Ouchy: Yeah?
Fiery: I meant as in ow, not your name.
Ouchy: Aw man.
Fiery: Well look who we have here. Yeah bitch reveal yourself or else, I’ve learned how to strangle people.
Icery: Fine… It was just a prank man.
Fiery: Oh it was you… thought it was one of those zombies sending in an imposter that would eventually kill you guys.
Ralsei: Wait I’m confused, what is going on bitches?
Fiery: Basically, frenureignurgnegnjnngnergkjnmewfahedgdjakaksjakaka. Got that?
Ralsei: I shouldn’t have even asked that bitch.
Also up in the air…
no theres no starsplizz here
PS: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY QUESTION STARSPLIZZ! (why do I think this is funny)
Back with the zombies…
King Zombie: So you all know what we’re we’re here for? We’re here because our prisoner has escaped and we’re angry. What should we do?
In the void…
xrunner: Oh hey guys i’m just having vacation here, what? I got zombified? Pffft, you must be seeing things. What? I have a thousand zombified puppets underground? Yeah alright fuck them lot I don’t give a shit about them.
Finally with IlluZhion…
Shifu: How long we gonna keep this up?
Hiku: Just until that bitch IlluZhion takes all the credit for himself yet again…
???: I can’t allow that.
Hiku: Wh-who just said that…?
???: Me.
The mysterious figure slices through the plot armor, killing Shifu and Hiku in the process
???: At long last, I’ve found my love…
IlluZhion: Ewww, I smell rotten flesh…
Lemon: Wait, they were ZOMBIES?!
IlluZhion: Fuck my hyperopia…
Lemon: Well, I did see something weird…
???: Hey, you two… Follow me.
IlluZhion: Who are you, anyway?
???: I can’t tell you just yet~
Lemon: How do we know we can trust you?
???: Because I know IlluZhion from… somewhere.
Lemon: Ok…
???: Now to get to the power grid and out again, right?
IlluZhion: Right. By the way, why are you helping us…?
???: Because of… who I am…
The mysterious figure takes off her cloak
IlluZhion: Wh-what?
Lemon: Oh no, not ANOTHER lover…
How the zombies captured Fiery…
King Zombie: So you, you sneak inside their bunker and kidnap Fiery!
Zombie: opens the window So all I have to do is just grab him? Huh, easy enough.
The zombie navigates the room. It snatchs Fiery but it meets someone else.
Zombie: who the fuck are you?
???: I can help you.
Zombie: With what shitass get to the point stop acting like you’re in a movie
???: Alright so you wanna kidnap Fiery? Well, I can turn into him and pose as him.
Zombie: Oh that is exactly what I need. I was wondering how they would react to no Fiery to have been seen.
Then the zombie maneuvers his way back to the King.
King Zombie: Excellent! Now throw him in the cell!
The zombie then yeets the hell out of Fiery
Fiery: Where am I? Where’s everyone else?
King Zombie: That doesn’t matter. What does matter is we need you for our world domination plan.
Fiery: Where IS everyone else? Where are they?
King Zombie: They’re safe and sound at the base, but they aren’t going to be for long.
Fiery: Fuck you and the rest of your species. Eat shit. ARRRRRRRRGH!
Guard Zombie: How long is he going to be out from that shock?
King Zombie: A couple of hours.
Down in Delfino…
Pianta: Just catched another criminal.
Chief of Police: Nice work, Pianta.
Pianta: When am I getting a raise?
Chief: Never.
Pianta: If you continue to underpay me, I’ll be forced to leave this place and go to another place.
Chief: Go on, you wouldn’t think of doing that.
Pianta: I booked a airplane.
Chief: You-You’re bluffing!
Pianta: Nuh uh uh, Chief. I’m leaving this place once and for all.
At the airport
Pianta: Finally, a day away from hard work and being underpaid.
Attention passengers, we have some turbulence. Please stay seated.
Zombies come from the captain’s bay
Pianta: Holy shit! I didn’t think I’d have to use my gun right now but I don’t got any other choice.
He misses his shots due to the plane having no pilot (there’s no auto-pilot)
CRASH!
???: What’s under this rubble? Wait, he’s familiar…OH SHIT IT’S PIANTA! PIANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Pianta: Huh? What. Who said my name?
Fiery: Oh thank goodness, it’s me, Fiery. Thank god you were okay, the zombies were trying to KILL you!
Pianta: Is it just you here? Where’s the others?
Fiery: Oh they’re ready in that helicopter, let’s join ‘em now.
Out in the sky (actually this time)
StarSplizz: Stay-Stay back! I can’t do anything, but for the love of god PLEASE stay back!
Zombies: Oh good, so you can’t retaliate when we hit you with a cannonball.
StarSplizz: Hold on wha-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
StarSplizz conveniently falls near the helicopter
Lely: Oh god, he’s badly bruised. Wait, he’s BLEEDING! Someone needs to get him checked! Immediately!
Fiery: I’ve had work before in a hospital. I know what to do when he’s bleeding. All I need are the right supplies…
Jenwren: Meow (Who’s going to be the pilot)
Pianta: I’ll handle this.
On 2023-12-06 at 15:35:37
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Color: Green
Personality: kind
Species: human
Powrs: throws balls of fire and lava