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Or even better,

Recoverless Spiny Shell:
if this shell hits you, your cooked, it spawns 1000 more bot players who are 1000x faster than you and the lap count(for bots only) Is cut down to 2,

and your lap count(players only) is now 100 laps, and it teleports you far out of bounds and you must make it back to the course and by then all the CPUs would have won by now and you wouldn't even have time to drive all 100 added laps

meaning you automatically lose and your VR gets automatically knocked down to a -9999999999999

and the mega superstar rank you worked so hard for is taken away from you and you get the ultra noob rank,

not only that but also when it hits you it notifies your whole town that you suck at mario kart (via email) and all the unlockables are re-locked and an app is installed into your device called “Mario Kart Job” and the premise of this game is that all tracks have been replaced by fast food restaurants that youlll be forced to do tasks in it and Mario kart is permanently locked until you complete Mario Kart Job

Happy Birthday!

May this Marker wish you luck.