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Do you really wanna get HONKed up or what ?

Your tail is smaller than the seconds it takes to Osc to get [the item that destroys the blue shell in MK8]y

Says the dude who probably fucked with as many people as it takes to make Max quiet about his lounge's defeats

Episode 2: The Disquieting Gentleman (Don't blame me for the several innuendos, Osc-omb wanted them )

SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!

With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!

Ppl are upset about it? All I've been hearing is how hard the render goes on it...

ALSO ALSO ALSO

We get a JUKEBOX to listen to the music!!!
AND TOUR MII SUITS!!!
https://twitter.com/OatmealDome/status/1719706566364946575
Nevermind, this is the best wave!
Better look at them

Lately on MKPC, there's been a lot of attempts to recreate the CTGP aspect of Mario Kart on here by multicups.

Sadly, most of them I feel tend to crash & burn, due to the nature of MKPC.

CTGP is an acronym that stands for "Custom Track Grand Prix" and that's it, it simply states that it's a grand prix made of custom tracks, nowhere in the acronym is it specified how many track creators there have to be.

So in my opinion, whether the project has 1 or 99 track creators, it's fine to use CTGP in the name.

In this topic i will be posting things related to my multicup: CTGPC

By the moment, there are 2 cups released and 1 unlockable character

There is another character coming soon (It's challenge its pending validation)

Note: You may still join!
Episode 1: The Start of the Invasion
*Everyone in SM64 Peach's Castle*
Popplio: I'm so bored today, can we play outside?
FieryToad: Sure, let's go.
Lely: The fresh air smells so good.
*Suddenly, 5 alien ships appear in the sky*
Noob: Does anyone see those UFOs?
Max:UFOs don't exist!!!
Osc-omb: I think Noob's right.
*Suddenly, an alien comes down*
Illuzhion: OH MY GOD, IT'S AN ALIEN!!!
Ssg: Run in the castle or else we're gonna get abducted!
*Everyone runs in the house*
Dark: Um...are we screwed???
Osc-omb: Holy sh**, am I in a dream?
Max: Watch your language!
StarSplizz: Now is not the time to give a lecture, let's sit back and relax.
Nudge: I'm gonna go grab my minigun from the storage closet.
Lely: Can I go with you to hide?
Nudge: Sure, I can use a human sacrifice.
Lely: Nevermind...
Illuzhion: I'm gonna go suck their blood.
FieryToad: I'd rather not do that...
Ssg: Let's just focus on surviving, let's stay in side.
Lely: Does anyone have any ideas to escape or kill those green aliens?
*Suddenly Peach comes in*
Peach: Uh, I thought you guys went out, what happened?
Dark: There are a billion aliens out there!!!
Peach: Don't be silly Dark, it's probably just some crazy people who think it's still Halloween.
*Peach goes out and gets abducted*
Popplio: So...should we board the windows and doors?
Max: It works, let's go!
Nudge: Ok I'm ready, I got my minigun!!!
Illuzhion: Woah, woah, we don't want to start World War 3 with aliens!
StarSplizz: Me and Popplio boarded up the walls.
*Suddenly, an alien shoots a wall and explodes*
Nudge: Time to go to war!!! *Shoots aggressively*
*Alien dies*
Osc-omb: Well, that works. I'm gonna go grab more weaponry.
[color=white]Ssg: I'm gonna go too...
Noob: I know, let's just go to the castle's sewers.
What will happen next? Will anyone get abducted? Find out on Episode 2!

I use paint.net basically paint but .net :genius:

En tout cas aie confiance en toi, c'est bien d'essayer, il y en a plein qui n'essaieront même pas, alors c'est sûr ça fait un peu morale au rabais, mais garde la tête haute

Well I know I'm not gonna win lmao, but might as well try

EDIT: Question. Are there any limitations on what website/platform to use to draw the track?