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Add more "unintentional" shortcuts to the game

Examples
- Skip the u-turn in gba bc3 by using the last jump as in mario kart wii
- Same thing with broken pier, except you skip the turn in the middle by using the jump in the bottom

custom track editor already exists
{"Play Game" > "Track Builder"}

What kind of cheese does not belong to you

My trial track (please make sure to read the description)
VEEEEERY narrow

If you get a mario_dead react on one of your forum messages, then your screen will get blocked by a giant mario_dead emoji for 30 mins (only applies to MKPC)

If you ping a user in the forums, you gain the amount of online racing mode VR and online battle mode VR that player has

Example: If someone pinged a user with 10,000 VR, then they would gain 10,000 VR

If you are AFK (or making no inputs) in an online race, then you immediately gain 100,000 VR, but if you are in first place, your VR gets reset


I would have never been using the forums at all if that feature was in the game.

Terrible idea

Your username can only be one letter long, people can share usernames, and profile pictures are ALWAYS default

Now it's impossible to tell people apart from each other lol

People who ping other people are forced to swap their name with the person they pinged

Example:

Mario's new name is now Luigi

When your messages get gamba reacts, your PFP changes to a gamba

Ban hammer shell item

Acts like a red shell, but instead of hitting other players, it gets them permenantly banned from MKPC

Saying any consonant in MKPC will get you banned, so now we can only speak VOWELS

These words are banned entirely cuz THEY GOT NO VOWELS

Edit: @--T--, Y is definitely a vowel when a word has no A, E, I, O, or U, but I decided to make my suggestion intentionally dumber by always counting it as a consonant cuz it was a consonant in the first place

Very wtf suggestion: people who get a mario_dead react on a forum message will have all of the forum topics they have at lease one message on deleted.

@-TerminatedAccount- WHAT WHAT

Hundreds of forum topics have been removed from MKPC lol (joke)

If you say a message on the forum your name changes to the message you just sent.

Example: if @WorldRecord said "I claimed a world record" then his name would change to "I claimed a world record"

IamJack is not saying that your suggestions are bad. He is saying that this forum topic is only for suggestions that are intentionally bad. That means that you are only allowed to put bad MKPC update suggestions that are meant to be bad here in this forum topic.

Speaking of forum kids...

New stupid feature: People who say "forum kid" automatically get banned

Imagine if you click any random key, there is a 1 in 10 chance the tab automatically closes lol

My new suggestion

On every forum message, the text is always invisible, no matter what, not even changing the color works.

My trash idea

The computer destroyer item

If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.

When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the B***T!?!?"

Long story, possibly why he is banned

His first account was @DragonXFox, which got banned for immature behavior

Next, his second accounts were @ImJustLemmy ans @TomNook, which he made in the first few days of January and February. They got banned for ban evasion

Finally, @BluePikmin came around, and he was literally the same person as all of the other banned accounts, so he was also forced to be banned too