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wow what an incredible showing of love by the community with the upvotes , i have been gone for a while but i am pleased to see the many legends that are still going at it in here.i want to give a shoutout to the legend FWAYS who has been a incredible man for the community , i had the opportunity to speak to the man himself recently while i was out of the country and let me tell you that man right here he is one hell of a guy a true legend , a marksman , a champioon , feared soldier

Max showed me the list of alts about the upvote thing and the spam, honestly it's rather absurd to think that somebody would create this many alts

Name: Mike Oxlong
Color: Blue
Personality: A DANGEROUS SON OF A GUN that is not afraid to put people in their place but had a good heart but a short temper and abuse substances
Any abilities or weapons: does not feel pain because he is a drunk , the ability to drown opponent in a concentrated juice of of high pressure liquid poop
Gender: non binary
Height: 6"11
Weight class: Extremely Obese , a massive individual

So Many People Say MKWii is the Best MK Game, Well, I Would Say it is One of the Most Annoying. Sure, it Made Fun Memories, It was the first with Motion Controls, and it Had Great Soundtrack, Tracks, and Characters. But Mario Kart Wii has Many Downsides.

1. It Breaks Friendships: Do to the Insane Items, CPUs, Tracks, and Rage MKWii Can Break Friendships.

2. No Cooldown with Items: I've Played Mario Kart Wii for 6+ Years, and Every Time I Play even on the Easiest Setting, 3 Blue Shells Can Attack Me and Cause Damage 3 Times. Even if I get Hit by a Red Shell, a Blue Shell will Still Come and Give Damage.

3. You Can't Steer while in the Air: That Makes Every Course with Jumps Broken, Especially Wii Rainbow Road.

4. The Thunder Cloud: This is the Most Hated Mario Kart Item Besides the Blue Shell, it has NO Purpose. Sure, it Gives You a Small Boost, but it Shrinks You. It is the Only Item that Causes Damage To Yourself Automatically.

5. The Insane Difficulty: The CPUs Get Insane Items, and The Aggressiveness of the Items, Makes it Hard to Not Rage Quit.

6. Unlocking Things: The Things that Require Grand Prix and Time Trials Make Those Things Extremely Hard to Unlock. An EG is Rosalina.

7. Staying in 1ST: It is SO Hard to Stay in First, You will be Lucky to Be in First for a While, but Once You get to First, You have to Worry about Falling, a Blue Shell, Red Shells, Only getting Fake Item Blocks, Hitting Yourself, and Only Getting One Banana and then 3 Red Shells Come. There are SO MANY Dangers in MKWii if You are in First.

8. The Courses: About 25% of the Courses are Very Broken, Like DK Summit, Wario's Gold Mine, Moonview Highway, Rainbow Road, GBA Shy Guy Beach, N64 DK Jungle Parkway, and SNES Mario Circuit 3. The Reason is in DK Summit, if You Miss Aim on the Halfpipes, You will Go Backwards, and the Snow Piles are Doom.
In Wario's Gold Mine, before You get to the Top of the Steep Hill, it's Hard to Tell Where the Turn is, So You Might Miss Aim, the Mine Carts Can Push You Off, Thank Goodness they Were Fixed in MK8.
In Moonview Highway, The Cars Flatten You, Sure the Music Becomes Funny, but It's Annoying when You are Trying to get a Triple Star Rank, and the Bob Omb Cars are Cruel Even Though I Do Love Bob Ombs, they are Cute.
In Rainbow Road, the Halfpipes Can Go Very Wrong And the Respawn Time is as Slow as R.O.B., No Offence R.O.B., The Required Halfpipe could Go VERY Wrong.
In GBA Shy Guy Beach, The Bombs Now Affect You, and the Water Slows You Down, unlike the GBA Version.
In N64 DK Jungle Parkway, the Turn after the Jump is SUPER Sharp, causing You to Go Off-Road, and the Hills Might Cause You to Fall Off.
In SNES Mario Circuit 3, the Sharp Turn Might Cause You to Hit the Pipes or Go Off-Road. If Nintendo Would Just Modify SNES Courses, then they can Be Enjoyable.

9. The Glitches: MKWii Has SO MANY Glitches, They Cause So Many Bugs. It Makes MKWii Very Broken.

Those are All My Reasons. If You don't belive Me about all of these, Play the Game and See for Your Self.