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8214 pts ★ ExpertOn 2024-10-01 at 03:59:28
Chat: You're both using the same spoon?
DougDoug: Yeah, there's no time to swap spoons
Failboat: We're close like that
DougDoug: I've seen his weiner
Failboat: nods
Chat: you what
if you guys want to hear the whole story, dont hesitate to tell me
DougDoug: Yeah, there's no time to swap spoons
Failboat: We're close like that
DougDoug: I've seen his weiner
Failboat: nods
Chat: you what
if you guys want to hear the whole story, dont hesitate to tell me
On 2024-07-30 at 22:32:24
what you’re about to hear is the most cursed, unholy, and downright wrong quote in all existence, breaking every rule of every site, no, PLACE!
If you can’t handle this quote, look away right now
ready? ok
“The Idea is Simple”
If you can’t handle this quote, look away right now
ready? ok
“The Idea is Simple”
On 2024-07-22 at 22:16:57
[color=lime;background: linear-gradient(to right, red, #d11f1f, maroon)]my intrusive thoughts[/color]
1On 2024-07-22 at 22:12:18
[color=lime;background: linear-gradient(to right, red, #d11f1f, maroon)]”You have a disease!”[/color]
On 2024-06-14 at 05:59:49
i have found the entire paragraph that Eggman says when slandering Shadow the Hedgehog
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PFFF That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PFFF That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"
4On 2024-06-01 at 20:02:24
"are you ok?"
yawns "im fine, why"
"because when you're tired, you imagine your dog can talk"
"by the way, you know what would be a good smoothie flavor? D O G B U T T"
yawns "im fine, why"
"because when you're tired, you imagine your dog can talk"
"by the way, you know what would be a good smoothie flavor? D O G B U T T"
What About B U T T D O G
uh no. the dog really said "Dog Butt"
1On 2024-06-01 at 19:42:32
"are you ok?"
yawns "im fine, why"
"because when you're tired, you imagine your dog can talk"
"by the way, you know what would be a good smoothie flavor? D O G B U T T"
yawns "im fine, why"
"because when you're tired, you imagine your dog can talk"
"by the way, you know what would be a good smoothie flavor? D O G B U T T"
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11On 2024-06-01 at 04:57:15
"sex is overrated, pooping is much better" this is from a brazilian series I watched on Netflix
I'm concerned about what you watch
On 2024-05-31 at 23:35:20
"WHO NEEDS LORE WHEN YOU HAVE VORE!??!?!?"
is it bad that i know where this comes from
its not. don't be shamed that you watch failboat vids
On 2024-05-07 at 21:45:51
"WHO NEEDS LORE WHEN YOU HAVE VORE!??!?!?"
7Space for Anything... again
On 2026-04-05 at 03:32:04
Dammit i once again forgot that this site exists
i wish i wasnt so disorganized and all over the place, forgetting stuff from time and time. i was supposed to make 1 or 2 PKO tracks during Christmas break from school, but i didnt and now i only have 4 days until then
ima work on them soon i promise... maybe
also i have severe ADHD so uh yeah (not using that as an excuse. its just idk how else to describe how all over the place i am
i wish i wasnt so disorganized and all over the place, forgetting stuff from time and time. i was supposed to make 1 or 2 PKO tracks during Christmas break from school, but i didnt and now i only have 4 days until then
ima work on them soon i promise... maybe
also i have severe ADHD so uh yeah (not using that as an excuse. its just idk how else to describe how all over the place i am
remember when i said this? Well, uh
My computer’s battery swelled up, and now I can’t use it or else it’ll blow up or catch on fire
Now I literally can’t work on my tracks or anything… oh well
Btw I typed this on my phone lol
GUESS WHO'S BACK!
...
me
im back
yeah, so uh... now i have a new computer, I CAN FINALLY MAKE TRACKS AGAIN!
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5On 2026-02-18 at 06:58:51
Dammit i once again forgot that this site exists
i wish i wasnt so disorganized and all over the place, forgetting stuff from time and time. i was supposed to make 1 or 2 PKO tracks during Christmas break from school, but i didnt and now i only have 4 days until then
ima work on them soon i promise... maybe
also i have severe ADHD so uh yeah (not using that as an excuse. its just idk how else to describe how all over the place i am
i wish i wasnt so disorganized and all over the place, forgetting stuff from time and time. i was supposed to make 1 or 2 PKO tracks during Christmas break from school, but i didnt and now i only have 4 days until then
ima work on them soon i promise... maybe
also i have severe ADHD so uh yeah (not using that as an excuse. its just idk how else to describe how all over the place i am
remember when i said this? Well, uh
My computer’s battery swelled up, and now I can’t use it or else it’ll blow up or catch on fire
Now I literally can’t work on my tracks or anything… oh well
Btw I typed this on my phone lol
31On 2026-01-05 at 09:50:04
Dammit i once again forgot that this site exists
i wish i wasnt so disorganized and all over the place, forgetting stuff from time and time. i was supposed to make 1 or 2 PKO tracks during Christmas break from school, but i didnt and now i only have 4 days until then
ima work on them soon i promise... maybe
also i have severe ADHD so uh yeah (not using that as an excuse. its just idk how else to describe how all over the place i am
i wish i wasnt so disorganized and all over the place, forgetting stuff from time and time. i was supposed to make 1 or 2 PKO tracks during Christmas break from school, but i didnt and now i only have 4 days until then
ima work on them soon i promise... maybe
also i have severe ADHD so uh yeah (not using that as an excuse. its just idk how else to describe how all over the place i am
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1On 2025-12-15 at 04:44:00
On 2025-12-14 at 09:49:24
I made a Smash Bros. remix of "The Shifty Sticker" from Paper Mario: The Origami King
What do you guys think?
What do you guys think?
On 2025-12-14 at 02:53:35
Awesome, i once again forgot about this game and remained very inactive for a while... again
welp, hope i dont forget again, but school begs to differ, now that MKPC is blocked on my school computer
welp, hope i dont forget again, but school begs to differ, now that MKPC is blocked on my school computer
On 2025-11-14 at 17:53:17
[coWhys the one guy colOred like a Super Mushroom
He's the Chef Toad.
If he's a chef, then why is he on a boat?
Chefs don't work 24/7, plus Peach is on a boat too I doubt she cares that they're off work (more evident in other promo artwork)
i swear that the chef toad is the one from the Super Nintendo World theme park
1On 2025-08-09 at 18:55:50
Christmas is just around the corner
138 days is "just around the corner"?
It's totally just around the corner...if you have no concept of time.
Yeah. Just wait 137 days, and THEN it'll be around the corner
On 2025-08-06 at 08:18:36
hi guys. i dont really know what else to say...
OKAY, LOOK
i dont want this to come off as message farming, so ima just put this
https://mii.nxw.pw/
it's a mii maker for your PC. it also allows for some extra customizability (including some stuff from the miitopia remake for the switch)
OKAY, LOOK
i dont want this to come off as message farming, so ima just put this
https://mii.nxw.pw/
it's a mii maker for your PC. it also allows for some extra customizability (including some stuff from the miitopia remake for the switch)
On 2025-07-27 at 05:04:09
