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Stupid Item Ideas.

Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
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The Ultra Horn:
So loud it not only causes everyone to spin out (including you), but also makes everyone deaf, meaning the game no longer has any music or sound effects.

Worst track in mario kart history

Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
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InfiMK wrote:
CHOCO ISLAND 1.
1.It's a big ugly circle without a single fun shortcut
2.Makes you want to gouge your eyes out on the SNES
3.Has no personality in Tour
4.Although its background looks good in Super Circuit, they just took that from Sunset Wilds, can't even give it credit there.
All in all, it's ugly, it's boring, and it doesn't need a remake. Not even giving it the Cheese Land treatment could save it.

1. Both SMK and Super Circuit allow for a couple cool shortcuts if you're good enough. I can link the WRs if you don't believe me.
2. I don't really have a problem with the visuals myself. Maybe it's because I play on a handheld so the screen's different, or I've played the game for a few hundred hours but I don't think it's that big a deal.
3. Can't comment on this one, haven't played tour and I don't want to
4. All the SNES tracks got their backgrounds from MKSC so why is this a problem with CI1 specifically? Doesn't make sense in my head.

With all that out of the way, I'd like to make the case that the worst track is VL1. I want to play a racing game, not an obstacle course, and even including my favourite MK tech ever doesn't save it in either game it appears in (not counting Tour bc again, haven't played).

Yeah, snow blocks are annoying, and It's a total flash bang of white.
Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
vs6311 pts ★ Racer
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
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CHOCO ISLAND 1.
1.It's a big ugly circle without a single fun shortcut
2.Makes you want to gouge your eyes out on the SNES
3.Has no personality in Tour
4.Although its background looks good in Super Circuit, they just took that from Sunset Wilds, can't even give it credit there.
All in all, it's ugly, it's boring, and it doesn't need a remake. Not even giving it the Cheese Land treatment could save it.

Terrible knock-offs!

Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
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https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3WHttrAOkT6dOo-WCbsZdADzxkM_v1qVR-w&s
Does this count?

Favorite Yoshi Color

Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
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Dark Blue Yoshi. Specifically this one:
https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/9/94/SMRPG_NS_Boshi.png

Video games as clickbait titles

Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
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ITALIAN TRAVELS TO CHINA AND STEALS A PLANE TO  UNALIVE A PURPLE GOBLIN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (FLYING MOAI HEADS INCLUDED)

<SPOILERS> all we know about MK World so far

Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Go_ceCwXcAAG4xq.jpg
These Moai heads right here have made Mario history.
These two stone-faced does are Batadon and Tokotoko, first appearing in the Muda Kingdom in Super Mario Land. This marks the first time an original enemy from Super Mario Land has reappeared in another game.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/0c2b4130608c32081edca1bcdaacdd42/5c37eed0945b4c06-fd/s400x600/22b484c024eab1ce5cd0fc91e80b1b03ac1b8644.png
Batadon even has his own advertisement! I would know, I work for that company.
https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/5/55/MKW_Skeeter.png
Also, Skeeter has had a consistent design for two games now.

What are your thoughts on Charge Jumping?

Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
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I haven't seen anyone talking about this on the forum, but I think it's a pretty good addition. Jumping was one of the first things they added to Super Mario Kart back on the SNES, and I'm glad to see Nintendo show this simple hop some love.

I WATCHED THE MK WORLD DIRECT

Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
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battle5000 pts ★ Novice
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But we also have Dino Dino Jungle and Airship Fortress. Those tracks also cool!
Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
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ShortBugYT wrote:
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! TOAD'S FACTORY!!!!


If you or a loved one have fallen victim to a Fake Item Box, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
Call: 1-877-FAKE-BOX  

(Thanks to Switch Stop for the joke)

What retro tracks would you like to see in MK9

Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
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I feel like GCN Dino Dino Jungle and 3DS Mario Circuit would be a good fit for MK9

It’s called Spinny shell, Not blue shell

Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
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They even decided to call it a Blue Shell in the Mario Movie because Spiny shell isn't a good name.

So Apparently Mario Kart 9 Exists...

Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
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Notice how the diner is the same shape as that one building on Yoshi Circuit?

Why the SNES Bowser Castles Not Having Walls is a Problem

Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
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You're right, it's not that hard if you know what you are doing... I guess it was just a skill issue.
Messages 15 - Koopa Koopa
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I know there's World Records and whatnot due to the lack of walls, but what about us casual players? We can't change our speed on Grand Prix mode, and it's easy to fall into the lava on that one jump in SNES Bowser Castle 2. Or maybe that's just me.

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