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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-08-17 at 13:57:45
Anyways, I'm starting my murder spree by sending 750,000 soldiers to the Twilight Realm.
An additional 100,000 will guard the coasts of Wales and if the enemy does land there, my armies will fall back to Snowdonia and the Welsh Mountains, leading to attrition for the enemy.
Another 150,000 will guard my southern ports and 20,000 marines will be on stand-by for a naval invasion of Le Havre and Calais - effectively destroying all trade coming to London
The navy will conduct convoy destruction operations and will guard the coasts as well as bombing the enemy from afar.
The airforce will provide close air support and my bombers will destroy enemy infrastructure and industry, crippling the economy
I also have long-range missiles
I am prepared, dawg
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH, TF- yall i think i am not prepared for this, I AM NOT PREPARED. anyways switzerland mode enabled cuz thats too much for me to go to war-An additional 100,000 will guard the coasts of Wales and if the enemy does land there, my armies will fall back to Snowdonia and the Welsh Mountains, leading to attrition for the enemy.
Another 150,000 will guard my southern ports and 20,000 marines will be on stand-by for a naval invasion of Le Havre and Calais - effectively destroying all trade coming to London
The navy will conduct convoy destruction operations and will guard the coasts as well as bombing the enemy from afar.
The airforce will provide close air support and my bombers will destroy enemy infrastructure and industry, crippling the economy
I also have long-range missiles
I am prepared, dawg
Lads, I am a strategist so I'm gonna pull a Napoleon on yall
jesus- is this gonna happen in northern europe only?
On 2024-08-17 at 13:53:04
Anyways, I'm starting my murder spree by sending 750,000 soldiers to the Twilight Realm.
An additional 100,000 will guard the coasts of Wales and if the enemy does land there, my armies will fall back to Snowdonia and the Welsh Mountains, leading to attrition for the enemy.
Another 150,000 will guard my southern ports and 20,000 marines will be on stand-by for a naval invasion of Le Havre and Calais - effectively destroying all trade coming to London
The navy will conduct convoy destruction operations and will guard the coasts as well as bombing the enemy from afar.
The airforce will provide close air support and my bombers will destroy enemy infrastructure and industry, crippling the economy
I also have long-range missiles
I am prepared, dawg
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH, TF- yall i think i am not prepared for this, I AM NOT PREPARED. anyways switzerland mode enabled cuz thats too much for me to go to war-An additional 100,000 will guard the coasts of Wales and if the enemy does land there, my armies will fall back to Snowdonia and the Welsh Mountains, leading to attrition for the enemy.
Another 150,000 will guard my southern ports and 20,000 marines will be on stand-by for a naval invasion of Le Havre and Calais - effectively destroying all trade coming to London
The navy will conduct convoy destruction operations and will guard the coasts as well as bombing the enemy from afar.
The airforce will provide close air support and my bombers will destroy enemy infrastructure and industry, crippling the economy
I also have long-range missiles
I am prepared, dawg
On 2024-08-17 at 13:33:34
uhh everyone's nickname changes have screwed me up lol
all of us changed our names to bird sounds lmfao-
1On 2024-08-16 at 23:48:35
Y'all left Gambia and Senegal open and now I'm sailing towards you
With 1 million soldiers
With 1 million soldiers
what-?
honestly I'm not targeting you I'm targeting @JoshyEsploshi
You want to die? You already lost, now that suicide!
yep, time to conscript 5 million ppl, and time to use my lithium bombs
*sighs* all this shit over countryhumans...😐😑😐
nah, we could have stopped now if you didnt attempt to sail 1 million soldiers to joshy, becareful cause i might send a bomb your way
. (le bombs havent been launched to your place yet
) Let talk this out please...
Alright, Under One Condition: Be The Switzerland Of Africa. And any other territories outside of Continental Africa is now unclaimed.
1On 2024-08-16 at 19:29:47
Y'all left Gambia and Senegal open and now I'm sailing towards you
With 1 million soldiers
With 1 million soldiers
what-?
honestly I'm not targeting you I'm targeting @JoshyEsploshi
You want to die? You already lost, now that suicide!
yep, time to conscript 5 million ppl, and time to use my lithium bombs
*sighs* all this shit over countryhumans...😐😑😐
nah, we could have stopped now if you didnt attempt to sail 1 million soldiers to joshy, becareful cause i might send a bomb your way
. (le bombs havent been launched to your place yet) On 2024-08-16 at 18:40:38
Y'all left Gambia and Senegal open and now I'm sailing towards you
With 1 million soldiers
With 1 million soldiers
what-?
honestly I'm not targeting you I'm targeting @JoshyEsploshi
You want to die? You already lost, now that suicide!
yep, time to conscript 5 million ppl, and time to use my lithium bombs
On 2024-08-16 at 17:45:23
twilight, can i possibly have permission to set my troops in your land?
sure thing, go ahead
alright, 3 thousand troops are going to the Cosmic-Twilight Border
On 2024-08-16 at 17:44:30
Y'all left Gambia and Senegal open and now I'm sailing towards you
With 1 million soldiers
With 1 million soldiers
what-?
honestly I'm not targeting you I'm targeting @JoshyEsploshi
On 2024-08-16 at 16:37:04
Y'all left Gambia and Senegal open and now I'm sailing towards you
With 1 million soldiers
With 1 million soldiers
what-?
On 2024-08-16 at 16:07:50
twilight, can i possibly have permission to set my troops in your land?
On 2024-08-16 at 16:06:13
y'all i'm setting naval troops around cosmic, & i'm setting ground troops in scotland incase cosmic dares to attempt to unify england (boo im there now)
2On 2024-08-16 at 16:04:22
Exalted King Cosmic III has proposed a peaceful unification of England into a union of sovereign states -- the Commonwealth of England. This union will provide economic and military aid for all of its members, and every member will have access to the same collective resources, ensuring economic growth and prosperity
This is the last olive branch before
The English Unification War
This is the last olive branch before
The English Unification War
you are NOT unifying me with mkzach, im moving to a different place
Hmm, I Can Offer You Sicily For Free
On 2024-08-16 at 16:03:47
Wait What, Lemme look at the Relations thingy
On 2024-08-16 at 15:47:48
okay thats it for today I have to go places now
alright, imma go coding now
On 2024-08-16 at 15:22:52
hold up
he likes countryhuma-
Leicester embargos Lastia
he likes countryhuma-
Leicester embargos Lastia
Ok bro we get it y'all mad because I'm in A bad fandom but I'm not really like them
I just want your cotinental domains:
Peace Proposal:
- All continental land of Lastia will become the "Principality of Caraca", a puppet state of Joshy Fed.
It will use this flag.... Fine
nvm you can take trinidad and tobago, the small islands are mine-
Nah, i want him to live to see his suffering
well lets split trinidad and tobago, i'll take the small island for my puppet you'll take the big one for yours
1On 2024-08-16 at 15:17:41
hold up
he likes countryhuma-
Leicester embargos Lastia
he likes countryhuma-
Leicester embargos Lastia
Ok bro we get it y'all mad because I'm in A bad fandom but I'm not really like them
I just want your cotinental domains:
Peace Proposal:
- All continental land of Lastia will become the "Principality of Caraca", a puppet state of Joshy Fed.
It will use this flag.... Fine
nvm you can take trinidad and tobago, the small islands are mine-
On 2024-08-16 at 15:15:20
What do you want to call the territories you took from Lastia i.e the Caribbean islands?
uhhh, make it a puppet state of mine called 'The Velvet Republic' And Has This Flag
Totally Not A Modified Version Of Le Macau Flag
3On 2024-08-16 at 15:05:23
On 2024-08-16 at 15:04:11
hold up
he likes countryhuma-
Leicester embargos Lastia
he likes countryhuma-
Leicester embargos Lastia
Ok bro we get it y'all mad because I'm in A bad fandom but I'm not really like them
I just want your cotinental domains:
Peace Proposal:
- All continental land of Lastia will become the "Principality of Caraca", a puppet state of Joshy Fed.
It will use this flag.... Fine
On 2024-08-16 at 15:01:42
you guys really want to fight me, huh
forcing people to be in your 'English Union' isn't really a great option Cosmic, it'd be fine if people said 'yes i will join' but if you don't get the desired answer and use violence then its wrong, horribly wrong
true, but im a megalomaniac so
all logic goes outta the window
TwT