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On 2023-03-08 at 19:42:52
You know what time it is.
Time for the Karen Saga. Episode 4.
This time, at break, the Karen hatched a sadistic plot.
Picture the scene. It's snowing. You're chatting with your girlfriend. Then all of a sudden, you guessed it, the Karen.
Now at the time I was with my girlfriend when all of a sudden said Karen lunged FOR RAIDER'S STOMACH. AND SHE'S PREGNANT.
I immediately knew what the outcome would be if I didn't retaliate. So I got the Karen in a headlock, pressed my knee against her back and dropped her (I'm a Judo brown belt so this is easy for me). Then for added pain, I slapped the Karen across the face. She SHED BLOOD. Then I kicked her in the stomach for good measure. MORE BLOOD.
She didn't mess with me or Raider for the ENTIRE DAY after that.
Time for the Karen Saga. Episode 4.
This time, at break, the Karen hatched a sadistic plot.
Picture the scene. It's snowing. You're chatting with your girlfriend. Then all of a sudden, you guessed it, the Karen.
Now at the time I was with my girlfriend when all of a sudden said Karen lunged FOR RAIDER'S STOMACH. AND SHE'S PREGNANT.
I immediately knew what the outcome would be if I didn't retaliate. So I got the Karen in a headlock, pressed my knee against her back and dropped her (I'm a Judo brown belt so this is easy for me). Then for added pain, I slapped the Karen across the face. She SHED BLOOD. Then I kicked her in the stomach for good measure. MORE BLOOD.
She didn't mess with me or Raider for the ENTIRE DAY after that.
And this is all at your school? How is this "Karen"
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On 2023-03-07 at 19:18:13
Welcome to the Karen Saga, Episode 3... Honestly though, I don't like doing this... But I have to...
Anyway, still more Karen drama...
Today me and John fell out. Yep, you read that right. We're not friends anymore. The reason? He kept on berating Raider for NO REASON OTHER THAN TO PISS ME OFF.
Even worse, today in Science class, that Karen attempted to kill me by 'accidentally' spilling chlorine and 'borrowing' my mask. Luckily for me, my immune system can fight most things off as I am immune to poisoning, so I only suffered a minor seizure. What's even worse is the way the teacher handled this, only cleaning up the mess. After class Raider and my ex made sure I was OK, no asphyxiation, breathing problems etc.
Honestly this is the closest shave to death I've ever experienced. I was speechless. I was scared. Raider was bawling. My ex was bawling. Even John, who I'd fell out with, was holding back tears. I'm so lucky. But this sure as hell won't stop for a long time...
Anyway, still more Karen drama...
Today me and John fell out. Yep, you read that right. We're not friends anymore. The reason? He kept on berating Raider for NO REASON OTHER THAN TO PISS ME OFF.
Even worse, today in Science class, that Karen attempted to kill me by 'accidentally' spilling chlorine and 'borrowing' my mask. Luckily for me, my immune system can fight most things off as I am immune to poisoning, so I only suffered a minor seizure. What's even worse is the way the teacher handled this, only cleaning up the mess. After class Raider and my ex made sure I was OK, no asphyxiation, breathing problems etc.
Honestly this is the closest shave to death I've ever experienced. I was speechless. I was scared. Raider was bawling. My ex was bawling. Even John, who I'd fell out with, was holding back tears. I'm so lucky. But this sure as hell won't stop for a long time...
Karen? No. Psychopath? Perhaps.
Borderland [Feedbacks]
On 2024-03-09 at 02:25:41
Man these games ...
Great episode, great finish for season 1, you are a legend sir. That little bit with Elena was a good way to end.
Awesome story, looking forward to season 2 π!
Great episode, great finish for season 1, you are a legend sir. That little bit with Elena was a good way to end.
Awesome story, looking forward to season 2 π!
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On 2024-03-03 at 00:05:37
Amazing. Amazing. This fanfic is emotional, humorous, exciting ... Even though it's written in the sort of movie-script form of most mkpc fanfics it still manages to be very good and descriptive. Can't say I like the amount of swearing but I'm the only one who will complain about that, and I understand your reasons for it.
Really great, suspense is good, concept is neat. And the characters are so well made! Really looking forward to the next episode! πππ
Really great, suspense is good, concept is neat. And the characters are so well made! Really looking forward to the next episode! πππ
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advice
On 2024-04-27 at 01:09:29
Save mushrooms and take shortcuts. Stay of the middle of the track cuz that's where the CPUs go. If you stick to the side you can avoid some of their green shells, bananas and whatnot. why bother saying this it's like mkpc racing basics lol
Dodging obstacles;
Daisy. Handling. And if you bump into something anyway she's got great acceleration so hopefully better recovery.
You can also jump oil spills. Starting a drift could also help you jump out of the way of bigger obstacles, but it has to be perfectly timed.
Advice on characters;
Obviously I'm gonna talk about Daisy here, since you seem to really hate her stats for some reason. Despite having a fairly low speed characteristic, Daisy's handling makes her one of the best in the game. The good handling is essential for navigating twisted or thin tracks like rainbow road or Luigi circuit at maximum speed. She also gets drift boosts faster than other characters, meaning that when you use Daisy to drift, snake, or rd she more than compensates for the low initial speed stat. Her acceleration also helps get back in the race faster if you get hit.
Mario stats are ok, I learned the game with those and then adapted to others as I learned their respective strengths.
Birdo is kinda heavy, right? A little harder to control, but could bump other characters off the track. I don't recommend trying, though, the collision zones on karts are just bad, so it's a waste of time.
Bowser, DK, King Boo ... they suck. All weight and awful handling do not go well together. If you want their look use a custom character and change the stats.
General awesomeness
then bowser jr?
diddy?
rosalina?
funky?
toadette?
koopa?
shy guy?
what about those guys?
also bowser and DK have really good speed.
If you get hit by a shell consistantly what is better, speed or acceleration? Also Daisy's better drift more than makes up for the lower speed.
the quote was about other characters,not just DK and bowser.
He's answering what he can, as I did.
On 2024-04-24 at 22:58:30
Circuits advice;
Save mushrooms and take shortcuts. Stay of the middle of the track cuz that's where the CPUs go. If you stick to the side you can avoid some of their green shells, bananas and whatnot. why bother saying this it's like mkpc racing basics lol
Dodging obstacles;
Daisy. Handling. And if you bump into something anyway she's got great acceleration so hopefully better recovery.
You can also jump oil spills. Starting a drift could also help you jump out of the way of bigger obstacles, but it has to be perfectly timed.
Advice on characters;
Obviously I'm gonna talk about Daisy here, since you seem to really hate her stats for some reason. Despite having a fairly low speed characteristic, Daisy's handling makes her one of the best in the game. The good handling is essential for navigating twisted or thin tracks like rainbow road or Luigi circuit at maximum speed. She also gets drift boosts faster than other characters, meaning that when you use Daisy to drift, snake, or rd she more than compensates for the low initial speed stat. Her acceleration also helps get back in the race faster if you get hit.
Mario stats are ok, I learned the game with those and then adapted to others as I learned their respective strengths.
Birdo is kinda heavy, right? A little harder to control, but could bump other characters off the track. I don't recommend trying, though, the collision zones on karts are just bad, so it's a waste of time.
Bowser, DK, King Boo ... they suck. All weight and awful handling do not go well together. If you want their look use a custom character and change the stats.
General awesomeness
Save mushrooms and take shortcuts. Stay of the middle of the track cuz that's where the CPUs go. If you stick to the side you can avoid some of their green shells, bananas and whatnot. why bother saying this it's like mkpc racing basics lol
Dodging obstacles;
Daisy. Handling. And if you bump into something anyway she's got great acceleration so hopefully better recovery.
You can also jump oil spills. Starting a drift could also help you jump out of the way of bigger obstacles, but it has to be perfectly timed.
Advice on characters;
Obviously I'm gonna talk about Daisy here, since you seem to really hate her stats for some reason. Despite having a fairly low speed characteristic, Daisy's handling makes her one of the best in the game. The good handling is essential for navigating twisted or thin tracks like rainbow road or Luigi circuit at maximum speed. She also gets drift boosts faster than other characters, meaning that when you use Daisy to drift, snake, or rd she more than compensates for the low initial speed stat. Her acceleration also helps get back in the race faster if you get hit.
Mario stats are ok, I learned the game with those and then adapted to others as I learned their respective strengths.
Birdo is kinda heavy, right? A little harder to control, but could bump other characters off the track. I don't recommend trying, though, the collision zones on karts are just bad, so it's a waste of time.
Bowser, DK, King Boo ... they suck. All weight and awful handling do not go well together. If you want their look use a custom character and change the stats.
General awesomeness
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Warhammer coversations
On 2024-04-25 at 03:16:08
A sample of my army. Currently going through all the miniatures and leveling up their look. (Resized the images. Hopefully not too pixelated now)
Some tactical marines
Intercessor squad
Vulkan He'stan
Adrax Agatone
Librarian
Repulsor tank (gotta get some modeling putty or something for this one)
Some tactical marines
Intercessor squad
Vulkan He'stan
Adrax Agatone
Librarian
Repulsor tank (gotta get some modeling putty or something for this one)
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On 2024-04-20 at 21:19:25
Human history. Bold letters indicate where you were wrong π€π§
M1 - M15; Age of Terra
Mankind started pioneering space travel and settled it's home system.
M15 - M25; "Dark" Age of Technology
Humanity discovers the warp and learns to use it for ftl travel. An expensive age of colonization follows. Human psykers (people who can use the powers of the warp like magic) appear in M22. An AI rebellion occurs, and the far-flung colonies lose contact and descend into anarchy.
M25 - M30; Age of Strife
The warp overflows into real space and warp storms cover the galaxy for millenia. Towards the end of the era, the being known as the Emperor rose to power on Terra and recolonized the galaxy.
M31;
Horus Heresy, the Great Scouring, etc. Nothing that critical until M41.
M41; Dark Imperium
999, M41. The 13th black crusade and the opening of the Great Rift.
Well you were only off by a few thousand years. Maybe they won't notice. π€«
M1 - M15; Age of Terra
Mankind started pioneering space travel and settled it's home system.
M15 - M25; "Dark" Age of Technology
Humanity discovers the warp and learns to use it for ftl travel. An expensive age of colonization follows. Human psykers (people who can use the powers of the warp like magic) appear in M22. An AI rebellion occurs, and the far-flung colonies lose contact and descend into anarchy.
M25 - M30; Age of Strife
The warp overflows into real space and warp storms cover the galaxy for millenia. Towards the end of the era, the being known as the Emperor rose to power on Terra and recolonized the galaxy.
M31;
Horus Heresy, the Great Scouring, etc. Nothing that critical until M41.
M41; Dark Imperium
999, M41. The 13th black crusade and the opening of the Great Rift.
Well you were only off by a few thousand years. Maybe they won't notice. π€«
Eh, I was going for the basics. Only a few inaccuracies are fine. Also prefer the non-human history but still.
Yep I'm just being a nerd lol
On 2024-04-20 at 21:15:08
Ugh. Dude. Great rift? Before Emperor? Nah. Galactic History 101. Listen now before the inquisition reads your heretical misinformation and hunts you down.
Human history. Bold letters indicate where you were wrong π€π§
M1 - M15; Age of Terra
Mankind started pioneering space travel and settled it's home system.
M15 - M25; "Dark" Age of Technology
Humanity discovers the warp and learns to use it for ftl travel. An expensive age of colonization follows. Human psykers (people who can use the powers of the warp like magic) appear in M22. An AI rebellion occurs, and the far-flung colonies lose contact and descend into anarchy.
M25 - M30; Age of Strife
The warp overflows into real space and warp storms cover the galaxy for millenia. Towards the end of the era, the being known as the Emperor rose to power on Terra and recolonized the galaxy.
M31;
Horus Heresy, the Great Scouring, etc. Nothing that critical until M41.
M41; Dark Imperium
999, M41. The 13th black crusade and the opening of the Great Rift.
Well you were only off by a few thousand years. Maybe they won't notice. π€«
M1 - M15; Age of Terra
Mankind started pioneering space travel and settled it's home system.
M15 - M25; "Dark" Age of Technology
Humanity discovers the warp and learns to use it for ftl travel. An expensive age of colonization follows. Human psykers (people who can use the powers of the warp like magic) appear in M22. An AI rebellion occurs, and the far-flung colonies lose contact and descend into anarchy.
M25 - M30; Age of Strife
The warp overflows into real space and warp storms cover the galaxy for millenia. Towards the end of the era, the being known as the Emperor rose to power on Terra and recolonized the galaxy.
M31;
Horus Heresy, the Great Scouring, etc. Nothing that critical until M41.
M41; Dark Imperium
999, M41. The 13th black crusade and the opening of the Great Rift.
Well you were only off by a few thousand years. Maybe they won't notice. π€«
On 2024-04-13 at 02:11:56
AHAH!!! Fellow Warhammer nerds (and disinterested chaps reading this out of pure boredom), I have a bold prediction!
Ok first off I highly doubt that anything about this has been mentioned before, but I don't sift through a dozen websites every day so if you've heard this before... Well, good for you! ππ
Alright, a quick Warhammer history lesson. In the early days of the Imperium (galactic human empire) the Emperor of Mankind created 20 powerful beings known as the primarchs. Each was a true superhuman, possessed of astonishing intellect and immense strength and wisdom. Each of the primarchs was given a legion of augmented soldiers (called Adeptus Astartes, or simply Space Marines) to lead.
Unfortunately half the primarchs turned against the Emperor with their legions, and a huge war was fought, which in a way continues even thousands of years later, in the 41st millennium. To prevent the power of a whole legion being misused again, the loyalist legions were broken down into small autonomous armies called Chapters. All of the loyalist primarchs were either slain or vanished centuries ago, but now it seems they are returning.
Over the last few years, Games Workshop, the company that owns and operates the Warhammer games, has returned several primarchs to the Warhammer scene. Two of these, Roboute Guilliman and Lion ElJohnson, are loyalists. More will obviously show up. Come on, this is GW! Stringing out a bunch of heroes returns is gonna earn them a lot of money, so it's gonna happen.
Warhammer 40k 10th edition is here, and with it comes a new space marine codex (army rulebook). In the past there were codex supplements for certain unique space marine armies and the special units they fielded, but now most of these have been consolidated into the main space marine codex. However, special units for the Dark Angels space marines were not included in the new codex, and they recently got a codex supplement containing these special units.
So, two other Space Marines Chapters don't have any units in the main codex. The Blood Angels and the Space Wolves. Both chapters will most likely get codex supplements in the future, and the Blood Angels' primarch is dead, soooo...
Well that took forever to get to the point lol. Hope you enjoyed this little essay, and uuuh feel free to tear apart my theory if you have a different one or are just better informed.
Cheers
Ok first off I highly doubt that anything about this has been mentioned before, but I don't sift through a dozen websites every day so if you've heard this before... Well, good for you! ππ
Alright, a quick Warhammer history lesson. In the early days of the Imperium (galactic human empire) the Emperor of Mankind created 20 powerful beings known as the primarchs. Each was a true superhuman, possessed of astonishing intellect and immense strength and wisdom. Each of the primarchs was given a legion of augmented soldiers (called Adeptus Astartes, or simply Space Marines) to lead.
Unfortunately half the primarchs turned against the Emperor with their legions, and a huge war was fought, which in a way continues even thousands of years later, in the 41st millennium. To prevent the power of a whole legion being misused again, the loyalist legions were broken down into small autonomous armies called Chapters. All of the loyalist primarchs were either slain or vanished centuries ago, but now it seems they are returning.
Over the last few years, Games Workshop, the company that owns and operates the Warhammer games, has returned several primarchs to the Warhammer scene. Two of these, Roboute Guilliman and Lion ElJohnson, are loyalists. More will obviously show up. Come on, this is GW! Stringing out a bunch of heroes returns is gonna earn them a lot of money, so it's gonna happen.
Warhammer 40k 10th edition is here, and with it comes a new space marine codex (army rulebook). In the past there were codex supplements for certain unique space marine armies and the special units they fielded, but now most of these have been consolidated into the main space marine codex. However, special units for the Dark Angels space marines were not included in the new codex, and they recently got a codex supplement containing these special units.
So, two other Space Marines Chapters don't have any units in the main codex. The Blood Angels and the Space Wolves. Both chapters will most likely get codex supplements in the future, and the Blood Angels' primarch is dead, soooo...
I predict that the Space Wolves primarch, Leman Russ, will be next to rejoin his Chapter. I can't think of any better explanation for why the Space Wolves would be left out of the codex, and Leman Russ is one of the most popular primarchs, so I predict that Leman Russ's return to Warhammer will be in motion by the end of 2024.
Well that took forever to get to the point lol. Hope you enjoyed this little essay, and uuuh feel free to tear apart my theory if you have a different one or are just better informed.
Cheers
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On 2024-03-26 at 00:54:34
Maybe I'll share predictions for what order the primarchs will come back one of these days. Because any that aren't dead will definitely show up. Guaranteed
On 2024-03-20 at 23:53:07
I have heard that chaos space marines will get new models so I'm hoping for a jump pack lord and raptors/warp talons so I could get some night lord models.
Also dog:
Awww he's so cute! π₯° What do you think? Tomb kings pooch?
Hoping they start something to bring Vulkan back one of these days π
On 2024-01-21 at 03:05:51
I believe the tau should get a second faction for tau auxiliaries. This would be where the only tau you can bring are pathfinders, fire warriors, a leader unit or two and maybe stealth suits. It would then have all the current kroot units with maybe an extra one or two units. Then follow this with more races with 2-3 infantry some elite and a leader unit or two.
A shameless revive has occurred
Looks like kroot armies are on the horizon! And the dark angels space Marines just got a nice new box set. Love those Terminators. Dark angels are gonna be scary now.
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On 2023-07-15 at 19:03:31
The space marines are weaker in game than in lore...π’
Still, the tyranids do look awesome. Rightly will the enemies of the hive mind fear their strength and cunning!
Looking forward to more reveals later on too.
Still, the tyranids do look awesome. Rightly will the enemies of the hive mind fear their strength and cunning!
Looking forward to more reveals later on too.
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On 2023-05-27 at 19:02:17
The warhammer skulls (annual warhammer gaming event) reveals 2 days ago were very good. I've been enjoying the playtest for the speed freeks game recently.
oops. i forgot to check those out. I'll take a peek.
On 2023-05-08 at 05:24:58
Also his warband killed a bunch of salamanders and salvaged their terminator armour so I suppose @40kskool68 may not like him very much
Found this in @Dietsoda's profile. Oh yes. you are very right Dietsoda. Grrrrrr, I do not like this Talos Valcorian. Wasting perfectly good terminator armor on serving a pack of ravenous Chaos gods with piles of corpses? What a jerk!
Also, a side note; I have never read a warhammer novel.
Warhammer novels are pretty good but I've mostly been reading the well known series' such as eisenhorne, cain and of course, Night lords.
Also they use the armour to kill xenos which you may like as a salamanders fan.
Yah, but why couldn't the Salamanders use that armor to kill xenos? π Also what type of xenos? Just kinda curious.
Oh and one more thing. Above any other Salamanders rival I wanna kill Fabius Bile.
1) That's a dumb name. You might as well go the whole hog and call him Fabius Brownish-greenish-digestive-fluid.
2) GW just won't let him die. There actually was an author writing for them who tried to kill off Bile, but no. They wouldn't let it happen. Heresy!
3) He keeps cloning Ferrus Manus and then killing the clones. Come on.
On 2023-05-07 at 22:35:05
Talos Valcoran, prophet of the eighth legion, soul hunter, "leader" of first claw tenth company, wielder of the blood angels relic blade Aurum and Malcharion the warsage's storm bolter, shall be my pfp.
Also his warband killed a bunch of salamanders and salvaged their terminator armour so I suppose @40kskool68 may not like him very much
Found this in @Dietsoda's profile. Oh yes. you are very right Dietsoda. Grrrrrr, I do not like this Talos Valcorian. Wasting perfectly good terminator armor on serving a pack of ravenous Chaos gods with piles of corpses? What a jerk!
Also, a side note; I have never read a warhammer novel.
Also his warband killed a bunch of salamanders and salvaged their terminator armour so I suppose @40kskool68 may not like him very much
Found this in @Dietsoda's profile. Oh yes. you are very right Dietsoda. Grrrrrr, I do not like this Talos Valcorian. Wasting perfectly good terminator armor on serving a pack of ravenous Chaos gods with piles of corpses? What a jerk!
Also, a side note; I have never read a warhammer novel.
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On 2023-03-31 at 23:09:06
What's your opinion on each of the combat patrols and the factions in general?
(I'll say mine after someone else does)
Astra Militarum; Nice bunch. Good for kitbashing, apparently. Seems like a moderately good army in-game.
Adeptus Mechanicus; Dunno. Skitarri are just about the only mechanicus minis I like, and I don't know how this force will perform.
Tau empire; What is it with tau and giant battlesuits lately? So unfair
Heretic Astartes; Acceptable. Spiky lot, yes? They'll do ok on the field
oh real quick Black legion boarding patrol; Pretty neat. Abbadon leading it is a good idea.
Space marines; The new patrols all look pretty cool. Good strong ones.
Adepta Sororitas; Fanatics. Strange. Some of this bunch seem pretty weak, but it is acceptable.
Drukari; Speed and melee. Good combo
Leagues of Votann; Not very familiar with these guys, don't know how they'll do.
Chaos daemons; Scary. Looks mostly melee based, but aren't a couple of them pretty heavy ranged hitters?
Grey knights; I hate grey knight dreadnoughts. And mechs. Those things just look so dumb. It appears to be a powerful force though.
Necrons; The miniatures look really neat. No idea how they will perform on the tabletop, especially with 10th edition coming out.
Genestealer cultists; Pretty well balanced actually. Just looking at this picture maybe a little low on melee units.
Orks; Scary. Enemies would be right to be afraid.
Btw ork boarding patrol; What's not to love? It's a well balanced force packing a big punch. Plus, it's based around stealthy orks. So that's funny.
Thousand sons/Tzeentch; I just love thousand sons minis. They're my favorite chaos faction. Well balanced force. Maybe could use some armored vehicles.
Eldar; Noice. Lots of speed, a walker, pretty good all around.
Death guard; Meh. Poxwalkers. Let's just say they're more fun to fight against than command.
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On 2023-03-24 at 16:38:18
Because Lion El'Jonson HAS RETURNED!
One of the greatest heroes of the Imperium of Man is returning to the great war. Lion El'Jonson, primarch of the Dark angels, will arrive soon. He's got an awesome new model and couldn't have chosen a better time, with the Arks of Omen series going strong. He's s even getting his own book in the series!
So excited about this I just had to share. Spread the excitement around, you know!
JOIN US IN RIGHTEOUS PRAISE OF THE PRIMARCH RETURNED!!!
Also here's where you can find out a little more if you're interested. https://www.warhammer-community.com/2023/03/23/lion-eljonson-primarch-of-the-dark-angels-returns-to-warhammer-40000/
10th Ed likely to be in summer aswell. I hope they also release old world this year as its the 40th anniversary of warhammer fantasy battles and warhammer as a whole.
Also I hope in 4 odd years when the next load of books in a narrative event occur the one xenos faction they decide to care about at the time is aeldari craftworlds. Half of their named characters are outdated models.
Old world seems to be about ready to launch. It is a good time. And I agree about the aeldari. Arks of omen has mostly been orks and t'au (i hate t'au). Seems like a long time since eldar got attention.
What are your thoughts on 10th edition? Its exciting. Although it looks like we may lose strategems. Kind of a bummer.