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9852 pts ★ ExpertOn 2023-06-07 at 06:17:36
Black car seats on a hot summer day. Enough said
I Was Talking About This To Myself The Other Day When Trying To Find A Better Color!
I Thought "Maybe White, But That'd Look Kinda Boring" I Thought "Maybe Green" So Then I Decided That This Would Be A Good Color For Car Seats.
Why don't y'all just get cars with lighter colored seats? Also Coopa, just no. Who makes neon green car seats? Neon green is a great color but as a car seat, it'd be an absolute eyesore.
It’s my dad’s favourite car + it doesn’t happen a lot. Not gonna get a new car just for it to be colder on some particular days.
Well why don't y'all get seat covers? That way you can keep the gray/black seats in the winter but the white covers will stop the seat from overheating in the summer.
We barely use the car in summer. Only using it for transportation and the ferry was far.
The nice thing about cars in the summer time is the AC, as long as you have Air Conditioning traveling in summer isn't too bad,
AC in my family's car is broken
I feel extremely bad for you during Summers for you then, aa it gets really hot. Personally I like Winter and Fall more because it's more colder but aside everything.
Where I currently live at the moment, nobody here even has a car so there's no AC for that, but we do live in a house where the hallways, living room, and kitchen can get pretty cold because of the AC, but for all the bedrooms, they don't get AC meaning it gets pretty hot in here during Summer. I literally just started sleeping with only a bed sheet and no blankets because the blanket I have will make me so hot I would start sweating, and I've woke up in my own pool of sweat a lot before, and that's not fun. I genuinely feel bad for anyone else that has to go through something like that unless it's their thing, which I wouldn't understand why people would like that, but people are people, they do what they do and like what they like best.
hmmmm. ya. I like it really cold no matter where I am, and sometimes the car gets very hot. Fortunately around where I live it doesn't get unbearably hot very often. I endure. At least my house AC works fine (for now, it did break down one summer and didn't get fixed till like October) and I have a fan in my room. It's good.
2On 2023-06-05 at 19:13:09
Black car seats on a hot summer day. Enough said
I Was Talking About This To Myself The Other Day When Trying To Find A Better Color!
I Thought "Maybe White, But That'd Look Kinda Boring" I Thought "Maybe Green" So Then I Decided That This Would Be A Good Color For Car Seats.
Why don't y'all just get cars with lighter colored seats? Also Coopa, just no. Who makes neon green car seats? Neon green is a great color but as a car seat, it'd be an absolute eyesore.
It’s my dad’s favourite car + it doesn’t happen a lot. Not gonna get a new car just for it to be colder on some particular days.
Well why don't y'all get seat covers? That way you can keep the gray/black seats in the winter but the white covers will stop the seat from overheating in the summer.
We barely use the car in summer. Only using it for transportation and the ferry was far.
The nice thing about cars in the summer time is the AC, as long as you have Air Conditioning traveling in summer isn't too bad,
AC in my family's car is broken
On 2023-05-23 at 19:51:05
People keep asking for my name in the toilet, I came there to pee or poo. Might not be an issue for others, but just feel real uncomfortable.
I FUCKING hate it. That's why I almost never use the school bathrooms, it's terrible, they're always knocking and asking for my name. That reminds me where I went to the bathroom with my friend (it happens EXTREMELY rarely but THAT friend always wants me to follow him in there) 10th graders told me "how are you" "hello my ball" "hello my d*ck", "can we f*ck together" "I pee in my mommy's mouth" "hMm DaDdy" "cAn We GeT doWn tOniGht mY c**k is ThroBbiNG" I am legit traumatized by this. That's also why I have an huge issue with bathrooms, won't use them, and will never step in again except is it's an exception or just to follow my friend because man WTF
Wow. Just wow. People have no respect, do they
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3On 2023-03-23 at 17:09:12
My problem has always been the same and will always be. Today, I was scrolling and wk found a video where a girl told people, terrified, that a family in Iran murdered their own son for being gay, and for honor killing. So I was happy because there was a lot of people saying it's terrible in the comments, but I was also terrified by the amount of people who said "w Iran" "Iran sigma" "My respect for Iran 📈" "Iran Gigachad" "I'mma move to Iran" "Kill gay people they deserve it" and actually, you could find them in the newest first section. This section is generally full of toxicity, no matter the video. Anyways, I'm going to say something, no matter if you support LGBTQ+ and stuff, if you are okay with murdering human beings under the mere reason that they decided, or not, to be so, well then you are brain damaged. And I'm not gonna sugarcoat it for you. You are a terrible person. Murdering is never okay. There are some understandable motives but murder remains an horrible act to commit towards anyone. It's terrible to see that we are in 2k23 and that some people can't accept the differences between us. It's sad that even if they can't anyways, they can't respect it. It's crazy. Like I do not give a fuck if you support me being bi. I do not give a fuck. However, I'm asking to be treated like an human being since that's what I am. Treating others normally even if you're against their decisions is the bare minimum. That shouldn't even require an effort. Oh, and, I've discussed with some Muslim that attacked IlluZhion too, about that. He told me that blah blah being gay was bad and whatever, and he told me that France, my home country, made Muslims go through one hell of a life. So I apologized on behalf of the government, I said I wasn't even alive when it happened or at least I didn't even heard about it, that I wasn't supporting such acts and that I didn't have a saying in this. And that's true. Everyone should be respected. Everyone is equal yet different. Some people excel more than other in some qualities, that's a fact, yet everyone deserves respect. The only part where you do not deserve it is when you purely disrespect many people and morally or physically abuse many. And I won't mention any names. You know very well WHO. Anyways, what I meant is that sometimes I hear some Christian people, or some Muslim people complaining about what they've gone through. However, what I hate is that some of them are literally doing that to other people. Notably the LGBTQ community. We've gone through a lot as well. We fought. Just to be accepted as human beings. And that's sad. Because those people are literally always complaining and crying, and in the meanwhile they do the same shit to other people... that's messed up. I'm not asking for support in that decision. I just want to be treated as an human being. But apparently some people can't even accept that and I find that absolutely ridiculous and sad for humanity. On Discord some other person threatened me to rip my legs and arms apart and then kill me... why ? I love how some people are proudly showing off as homophobic, like what ? And I do not mean being against it, I mean manifesting hate towards those people. You're basically hurting the feelings of someone just because they are different, and you are proud ! Haha go go bestie ! Fuck you. 😘 the funniest thing is that people always use religion as an excuse to hate on us... why shouldn't we use LGBTQ to hate on them ? Because that's the same kind of terrible racism that we shouldn't even be facing in 2k23 now.
Also you CANNOT tell me all Christian are homophobic and that I can't ask to be treated like an human from them. @40KsKool68 is literally the example and he is simply a person on a racing game. How come grown men can't realize this? Anyways... let's move on
Also you CANNOT tell me all Christian are homophobic and that I can't ask to be treated like an human from them. @40KsKool68 is literally the example and he is simply a person on a racing game. How come grown men can't realize this? Anyways... let's move on
Oh man this is a difficult topic. Agreed, it really is horrible that people will go so far against lgtbq+. As a Catholic I absolutely will not support lgtbq, but if someone is mean to a person they don't agree with (such as a gay), it makes it way harder on everyone. It makes it harder for both people to see things from each other's perspective. So yah, it is extremely disappointing that people react so evilly to gays. Gay is wrong (as I see it), but there is never an excuse for such aggression or even cold-blooded murder.
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1On 2023-03-20 at 23:59:39
Ikr? Y'all r so depressed. I been gettin'one sickness after another and I'm still smilin'. Ignore the trolls. Block the trolls. They're just bored. They will stop. When you got sickness or some mental prob, just be happy ur at least alive! Nothin' like a little life to keep the joy around. 
Let's be weird. Go look at a tree and think how cool it is. So intricate. And it's alive! How neat that you're able to see that! Oh yah I'm such a geek!
Let's be weird. Go look at a tree and think how cool it is. So intricate. And it's alive! How neat that you're able to see that! Oh yah I'm such a geek!
54On 2023-03-10 at 02:01:09
Okay, so my problem recently : I just want to lock myself in my bedroom and not see anyone. I feel like I'm a burden. Yet I don't know how to improve. There's things I should stop cause they annoy my friends, but somehow I can't really. And that's what I'm regretting. I feel like I should stop but I can't find a freaking way. Pathetic huh. I've also been questioning every of my choices, constantly feeling like someone is going to judge me for my ethnicity, sexuality, body... I feel really insecure about myself. First there's a lot of homophobic people out of here, it's crazy, I do not mind people not supporting it but at least please be respectful. Some people don't even treat us as human beings. It's horrible. I'm also a little bit overweight (nothing of matter) yet I'm always hungry and don't feel like doing much exercise. I did a lot today, but it should be more regular. I want to have a glowup. But I can't. Im I'm very ugly. I feel insecure about being overweight, I feel like somebody is going to judge that so much, while I don't even look overweight if I don't put tight clothes on... I feel like you can also judge me for my tastes. Nobody respects it ! At all ! I'm trying so bad to recognize k-pop flaws to prove people I'm open minded but they put me in the same bag as those toxic people who would send threats to people not liking it. That's why I never. Mention. It. In real life. As much as I can. I'm avoiding the topic. Because I'm embarrassed. I'm also a very sensitive person and I have trouble dealing with more brutal judgements. Yeah, people always judge me as the crybaby. I had enough of this ! I was way worse 2 years ago. I would say "we will all die" sometimes in random contexts ! Why ? Because I was stressed by some shit ! I also did stupid things to seek attention !!! I was an horrible person ! Yet nobody saw how I stopped screaming for nothing. Laughing for nothing. Complaining for nothing. I just grew up ! With efforts ! To be respectable! Yet nobody sees it ! Society is blind! Yes. I used to be speaking in my Latin classes, I don't know about what, anyways, when I stopped doing so, nobody even saw this. And they bring up the argument "that's normal". Won't you give congratulations to a criminal who succeeded at becoming a normal person with normal hobbies ??? Then why don't you see I'm a better person now ? Because you don't give a fuck. And I honestly had enough. Nobody respects my tastes ! The other day, I told my mom I found what someone said stupid while she agreed to that and she told me it was agressive. AGRESSIVE ! WHAT DOES SHE EXPECT ? Sure, I actually agreed with her at the end, I just thought you can't lecture someone on how not making songs if it just makes the mood of people sadder. That's it ! Does she want to deal with the mockery I've been through ??? "BTS are plastic horses ! BTS is trash ! K-pop sucks ! You care more about looks than music! They are the worst people ever ! Stop fangirling ! Ewww !" This is what I've been suffering if I ever mentioned them. Ever ! And they can't even take criticism on their own tastes lmfao. If I tell them I hate rap, and that's true, I do, they'll tell me that no I can't and that boo hoo k-pop is worse. I hate this personnality so much. Basically, they can mock your tastes and whatever if it hurts you. But their tastes are superior and you can't even argue lmfao. I can't with this. Being judged for everything is terrible! Worse, in arguments ! Lately there's been many arguments between my friends. I'm always trying to understand both sides. Yet they are never happy and tell me that I shouldn't think this because they are totally right and not 70% right... AND THEY KEEP GIVING ME THE SIDE EYE !
If someone does that for "fun", and if that person is my friend, no problem, I do too. We always laugh 2 seconds afterwards to make sure it's a joke and not serious. But people giving you a side eye are assholes ! They're hiding themselves behind a simple sign that can mean "fuck off and die" yet they don't even have the balls to come at you and say it directly. This is horrible. Even when they don't know you. Because that can mean "cringe" but that can also mean way worse things, yet you don't know haha. I can't with this anymore. I probably need a break. A good old pure fun moment. I just want someone to understand me someone that won't judge me. I'm sorry for existing, people... I know I'm in the wrong.
If someone does that for "fun", and if that person is my friend, no problem, I do too. We always laugh 2 seconds afterwards to make sure it's a joke and not serious. But people giving you a side eye are assholes ! They're hiding themselves behind a simple sign that can mean "fuck off and die" yet they don't even have the balls to come at you and say it directly. This is horrible. Even when they don't know you. Because that can mean "cringe" but that can also mean way worse things, yet you don't know haha. I can't with this anymore. I probably need a break. A good old pure fun moment. I just want someone to understand me someone that won't judge me. I'm sorry for existing, people... I know I'm in the wrong.
Well I don't know much about your personal life but here you're awesome!
We all feel some insecurity sometimes. If you don't let it get you down, it'll pass. Good luck with it all.Well when people judge, they're being extremely rude. It's not for us to judge someone for ethnicity, "sexuality," body, etc. If you're confident and carry yourself confidently you won't have a problem.
And as for something like exercise, that's easy stuff. Ever notice how it seems like hell on earth until you're actually doing it? Look at it that way and you'll start to do it more often. I can say that from personal experience.
We don't judge you for your tastes! You're a person and your entitled to enjoy things. If it weren't that way, the world would be even more messed up. For example it's totally fine that you like k-pop. It's just a freaking type of music, for crying out loud! You've easily proved that you're not some sort of rabid k-pop crusader.
Hey fun fact I never saw you say "we will all die." Though if you did and you've since improved, then you're right, you deserve congratulations.
You're definitely right about people not willing to understand both sides of an argument tho and it is irritating. And it's not just between friends, its kinda the reason the US is so messed up right now. But that's another story. Good luck with that problem as well.
And finally a special message for you,
Anyways I hope my pathetic attempt at comfort helps. I hope all your problems get solved soon.
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21On 2023-03-08 at 19:42:52
You know what time it is.
Time for the Karen Saga. Episode 4.
This time, at break, the Karen hatched a sadistic plot.
Picture the scene. It's snowing. You're chatting with your girlfriend. Then all of a sudden, you guessed it, the Karen.
Now at the time I was with my girlfriend when all of a sudden said Karen lunged FOR RAIDER'S STOMACH. AND SHE'S PREGNANT.
I immediately knew what the outcome would be if I didn't retaliate. So I got the Karen in a headlock, pressed my knee against her back and dropped her (I'm a Judo brown belt so this is easy for me). Then for added pain, I slapped the Karen across the face. She SHED BLOOD. Then I kicked her in the stomach for good measure. MORE BLOOD.
She didn't mess with me or Raider for the ENTIRE DAY after that.
Time for the Karen Saga. Episode 4.
This time, at break, the Karen hatched a sadistic plot.
Picture the scene. It's snowing. You're chatting with your girlfriend. Then all of a sudden, you guessed it, the Karen.
Now at the time I was with my girlfriend when all of a sudden said Karen lunged FOR RAIDER'S STOMACH. AND SHE'S PREGNANT.
I immediately knew what the outcome would be if I didn't retaliate. So I got the Karen in a headlock, pressed my knee against her back and dropped her (I'm a Judo brown belt so this is easy for me). Then for added pain, I slapped the Karen across the face. She SHED BLOOD. Then I kicked her in the stomach for good measure. MORE BLOOD.
She didn't mess with me or Raider for the ENTIRE DAY after that.
And this is all at your school? How is this "Karen"
3On 2023-03-07 at 19:18:13
Welcome to the Karen Saga, Episode 3... Honestly though, I don't like doing this... But I have to...
Anyway, still more Karen drama...
Today me and John fell out. Yep, you read that right. We're not friends anymore. The reason? He kept on berating Raider for NO REASON OTHER THAN TO PISS ME OFF.
Even worse, today in Science class, that Karen attempted to kill me by 'accidentally' spilling chlorine and 'borrowing' my mask. Luckily for me, my immune system can fight most things off as I am immune to poisoning, so I only suffered a minor seizure. What's even worse is the way the teacher handled this, only cleaning up the mess. After class Raider and my ex made sure I was OK, no asphyxiation, breathing problems etc.
Honestly this is the closest shave to death I've ever experienced. I was speechless. I was scared. Raider was bawling. My ex was bawling. Even John, who I'd fell out with, was holding back tears. I'm so lucky. But this sure as hell won't stop for a long time...
Anyway, still more Karen drama...
Today me and John fell out. Yep, you read that right. We're not friends anymore. The reason? He kept on berating Raider for NO REASON OTHER THAN TO PISS ME OFF.
Even worse, today in Science class, that Karen attempted to kill me by 'accidentally' spilling chlorine and 'borrowing' my mask. Luckily for me, my immune system can fight most things off as I am immune to poisoning, so I only suffered a minor seizure. What's even worse is the way the teacher handled this, only cleaning up the mess. After class Raider and my ex made sure I was OK, no asphyxiation, breathing problems etc.
Honestly this is the closest shave to death I've ever experienced. I was speechless. I was scared. Raider was bawling. My ex was bawling. Even John, who I'd fell out with, was holding back tears. I'm so lucky. But this sure as hell won't stop for a long time...
Karen? No. Psychopath? Perhaps.
advice
On 2024-04-27 at 01:09:29
Circuits advice;
Save mushrooms and take shortcuts. Stay of the middle of the track cuz that's where the CPUs go. If you stick to the side you can avoid some of their green shells, bananas and whatnot. why bother saying this it's like mkpc racing basics lol
Dodging obstacles;
Daisy. Handling. And if you bump into something anyway she's got great acceleration so hopefully better recovery.
You can also jump oil spills. Starting a drift could also help you jump out of the way of bigger obstacles, but it has to be perfectly timed.
Advice on characters;
Obviously I'm gonna talk about Daisy here, since you seem to really hate her stats for some reason. Despite having a fairly low speed characteristic, Daisy's handling makes her one of the best in the game. The good handling is essential for navigating twisted or thin tracks like rainbow road or Luigi circuit at maximum speed. She also gets drift boosts faster than other characters, meaning that when you use Daisy to drift, snake, or rd she more than compensates for the low initial speed stat. Her acceleration also helps get back in the race faster if you get hit.
Mario stats are ok, I learned the game with those and then adapted to others as I learned their respective strengths.
Birdo is kinda heavy, right? A little harder to control, but could bump other characters off the track. I don't recommend trying, though, the collision zones on karts are just bad, so it's a waste of time.
Bowser, DK, King Boo ... they suck. All weight and awful handling do not go well together. If you want their look use a custom character and change the stats.
General awesomeness
Save mushrooms and take shortcuts. Stay of the middle of the track cuz that's where the CPUs go. If you stick to the side you can avoid some of their green shells, bananas and whatnot. why bother saying this it's like mkpc racing basics lol
Dodging obstacles;
Daisy. Handling. And if you bump into something anyway she's got great acceleration so hopefully better recovery.
You can also jump oil spills. Starting a drift could also help you jump out of the way of bigger obstacles, but it has to be perfectly timed.
Advice on characters;
Obviously I'm gonna talk about Daisy here, since you seem to really hate her stats for some reason. Despite having a fairly low speed characteristic, Daisy's handling makes her one of the best in the game. The good handling is essential for navigating twisted or thin tracks like rainbow road or Luigi circuit at maximum speed. She also gets drift boosts faster than other characters, meaning that when you use Daisy to drift, snake, or rd she more than compensates for the low initial speed stat. Her acceleration also helps get back in the race faster if you get hit.
Mario stats are ok, I learned the game with those and then adapted to others as I learned their respective strengths.
Birdo is kinda heavy, right? A little harder to control, but could bump other characters off the track. I don't recommend trying, though, the collision zones on karts are just bad, so it's a waste of time.
Bowser, DK, King Boo ... they suck. All weight and awful handling do not go well together. If you want their look use a custom character and change the stats.
General awesomeness
then bowser jr?
diddy?
rosalina?
funky?
toadette?
koopa?
shy guy?
what about those guys?
also bowser and DK have really good speed.
If you get hit by a shell consistantly what is better, speed or acceleration? Also Daisy's better drift more than makes up for the lower speed.
the quote was about other characters,not just DK and bowser.
He's answering what he can, as I did.
On 2024-04-24 at 22:58:30
Circuits advice;
Save mushrooms and take shortcuts. Stay of the middle of the track cuz that's where the CPUs go. If you stick to the side you can avoid some of their green shells, bananas and whatnot. why bother saying this it's like mkpc racing basics lol
Dodging obstacles;
Daisy. Handling. And if you bump into something anyway she's got great acceleration so hopefully better recovery.
You can also jump oil spills. Starting a drift could also help you jump out of the way of bigger obstacles, but it has to be perfectly timed.
Advice on characters;
Obviously I'm gonna talk about Daisy here, since you seem to really hate her stats for some reason. Despite having a fairly low speed characteristic, Daisy's handling makes her one of the best in the game. The good handling is essential for navigating twisted or thin tracks like rainbow road or Luigi circuit at maximum speed. She also gets drift boosts faster than other characters, meaning that when you use Daisy to drift, snake, or rd she more than compensates for the low initial speed stat. Her acceleration also helps get back in the race faster if you get hit.
Mario stats are ok, I learned the game with those and then adapted to others as I learned their respective strengths.
Birdo is kinda heavy, right? A little harder to control, but could bump other characters off the track. I don't recommend trying, though, the collision zones on karts are just bad, so it's a waste of time.
Bowser, DK, King Boo ... they suck. All weight and awful handling do not go well together. If you want their look use a custom character and change the stats.
General awesomeness
Save mushrooms and take shortcuts. Stay of the middle of the track cuz that's where the CPUs go. If you stick to the side you can avoid some of their green shells, bananas and whatnot. why bother saying this it's like mkpc racing basics lol
Dodging obstacles;
Daisy. Handling. And if you bump into something anyway she's got great acceleration so hopefully better recovery.
You can also jump oil spills. Starting a drift could also help you jump out of the way of bigger obstacles, but it has to be perfectly timed.
Advice on characters;
Obviously I'm gonna talk about Daisy here, since you seem to really hate her stats for some reason. Despite having a fairly low speed characteristic, Daisy's handling makes her one of the best in the game. The good handling is essential for navigating twisted or thin tracks like rainbow road or Luigi circuit at maximum speed. She also gets drift boosts faster than other characters, meaning that when you use Daisy to drift, snake, or rd she more than compensates for the low initial speed stat. Her acceleration also helps get back in the race faster if you get hit.
Mario stats are ok, I learned the game with those and then adapted to others as I learned their respective strengths.
Birdo is kinda heavy, right? A little harder to control, but could bump other characters off the track. I don't recommend trying, though, the collision zones on karts are just bad, so it's a waste of time.
Bowser, DK, King Boo ... they suck. All weight and awful handling do not go well together. If you want their look use a custom character and change the stats.
General awesomeness
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1Which character would YOU add to Mario Kart?
On 2024-04-21 at 21:57:16
Cranky Kong. I'm a fan of the whole DK family and old Cranky has personality. Probably not gonna happen though as there are already 3 or 4 of the Kong clan racing around.
Also maybe Zelda or Ganon? All of these would probably just be over-representation tbh, but still...
Also maybe Zelda or Ganon? All of these would probably just be over-representation tbh, but still...
[FANFIC] MKronpa: Truthfully Lying Murders (MATURE CONTENT AND VIOLENCE WARNING)
On 2023-12-22 at 23:51:04
Case 0, Episode 2, 20:11pm
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
Great episode! And i like the bit about clinging to the ceiling lol. One thing tho. I'm probably the only one who cares about this but does every other line have to contain swear words? It's a bit repetitive. Other than that this is starting very well
On 2023-11-12 at 23:36:53
- K
- forestgreen
- stealth
- Introvert. Prefers to stay in the background and remain unnoticed. Perfectly willing to kill.
- forestgreen
- stealth
- Introvert. Prefers to stay in the background and remain unnoticed. Perfectly willing to kill.
challenge idea:play MKPC with 15 fps
On 2024-04-18 at 20:54:38
15 fps forever
Ask My Anything (I'm Doing This Because Apparently the Trend Is Back and I Haven't Done This Before)
On 2024-04-14 at 22:33:11
Why am I a f**king idiot?
And why do you ask this question to everyone ?? You are not, now stop saying that on every ask me anything topic.
Also it's resurfacing every time I go on vacation in Southeast France 💀 nah but tbh, I don't think it is that bad, but people making topics just because it is a trend just shows originality is not the peak skill of MKPCians lol
I have to disagree, I am stupid.
No more than da rest of us matey
1I did it.
On 2024-04-12 at 01:07:59
Ermmmm
"So does the cycle of eternal strife continue. The wheels of conflict crush the bodies of men and the souls of gods until all that is left is dust. Even those who fall do not know peace, for as one battle ends, another begins, and then another. To hope for a better world is to embrace futility and despair. In this world, in this cosmos, in this reality and the next, a single stark truth abides. There is only MKPC forum weirdness."
Ask me anything (I will probably respond)
On 2024-04-11 at 01:38:28
It's crazy how this trend actually comes back. In short spans of time, the concept blows up, then is criticized and then disappears, only to resurface later. It is like the flu coming back every winter.
Well maybe as long as it's different people doing it each time it'll be ok.
Anyway @Dietsoda. Book recommendations?
Roughest point during your life
On 2024-04-04 at 04:50:18
So Far It Has Been Like
Ever Since I Realized That Everything Is Pointless and Everyone Is Gonna Die In the End So There's Zero Point In Life
Which Was Like
2020...?
but Then I Forgot Around 2022
and Remembered About It This Year
Ever Since I Realized That Everything Is Pointless and Everyone Is Gonna Die In the End So There's Zero Point In Life
Which Was Like
2020...?
but Then I Forgot Around 2022
and Remembered About It This Year
Atheist, I presume?
No offense I'm (kinda) teasing
Well I guess that depends on whether or not you believe there is life after death... but we're not supposed to talk about religion here so I'll just be quiet
The school I was going to closed and I've been battling through a year of homeschool. Very little structure, I'm desperately trying to stay on track. It's got me worried, especially with college and whatnot coming up😓
What are some foods you want the world to try?
On 2024-04-04 at 03:32:07
Pad Thai (Noodle dish, Thailand)
Tried that. It had little pieces of peanuts or something in it. It was foul. Assuming the original recipes do not contain nuts tho... it has lots of potential. Could be good.
Anyways;
Crocodile meat. No specific recipe. Kind of a New Orleans thing. I've only had it cuz some friends live there.
Good day to anyone except ____
On 2024-03-25 at 00:26:10
Donald Trump
Must we?