Mario Kart PC Forum - Advanced search

Ok.

Why?

in this topic, in order to get my permission to play on my upcoming-with-1-already-out dlc cups, you must reply to this with exactly 50 coin emojis or else I will not allow you to play them at all

1-3 : Countdown Competition
After eating the lunch...
Lely : I should try a poke bowl someday... That looks so good and it has everything I love in it !
Nudge : What I'm more interested about is the knife you need to cut everything you need in the said poke bowl
Max : What I'm more interested about is carbonara pasta
MysteryMan : Snorlaxes can eat that ?
Max : They can... They can also eat humans but that's a side functionality we don't usually use, since it's pretty... weird you know 😅
MysteryMan : I'm not worried, I'm a Koopwaluigi. However, I'm sure you dreamt of eating Lely once.
Max : More than once... 😓
Lely : EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Max : I'm sorry 😭😭😭
Popplio : I'm bored. We shall go into the Christmas decorations
StarSplizz : I agree
Jey : I agree. Let's go.
Yascamer : sapin magique
Jey : Oui
FieryToad : ????
Chilli : Anyways, let's go--- LELY STOP THAT BTS SONG RIGHT NOW !
Lely : You uninformed dumbass ! It's not even BTS ! IT'S TWICE !
Chilli : THEY ARE ALL THE SAME ! THEIR VOCALS ARE SHIT ! THEY LOOK LIKE
SHIT !
Lely : Lol go look at your pathetic hard rockers, what do you think they look like ? What do you think they sound like ?
Chilli : Well at least it's real music !
Jey : 👍
Max : EVERYONE STFU, Y'ALL CAN LIKE DIFFERENT STYLES AND THAT'S NOT A DRAMA !
Chilli : WELL K-POP AIN'T A MUSIC STYLE!
Max : YES IT IS !
Lely : Well Chilli I'm done. If you can't respect my tastes then cry about it. I won't change my playlist because an immature person isn't even capable of respecting my tastes
FieryToad : EVERYONE STOP, WE NEED TO GO INTO THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS INSTEAD OF ARGUING
Bj : Ok are we starting from the top or from the bottom?
Ralsei : Tops and bottoms 🤤
Nudge : Ew
Max : Let's start from the bottom
Lely : ^
Popplio : Let's go *enters the miniature gift*
Once everyone got in...
FieryToad : Is this the first challenge ? Probably, there's the first opponents
??? : The first challenge is waiting for you
mememo : Just explain it already
??? : First, lemme introduce myself. I am named Tsumugi Shirogane
Lely : WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON
Nudge : SINCE WHEN ARE DANGANRONPA MASTERMINDS COMING TO OUR COMPETITIONS
VC : If this is a killing game I ain't a part of it...
Tsumugi : Sigh... no. We decided to be way more plain for the next Danganronpa. This is Danganronpa, but in a way more soft tone. There will be no dead bodies at the end. You'll be facing V3 characters
Yascamer : charabia
FDJ : What ? I don't understand any of your idiotic blather.
Tsumugi : Damn, Celestia Ludenburg be possessing. Anyways, *sigh*. Yes. You'll be facing some Danganronpa V3 in your challenges, have fun !
Tsumugi then disappeared like smoke. Suddenly, a green hair boy arrived in front of the squad...
??? : Hello there ! Oh, looks like I finally found one of my sisters ! :-D :-D
Mystery : Some explanation would be welcomed wholeheartedly
??? : Hahahaha... Hey, guys ! He doesn't know who I am !
??? : Of course you bitch ! You had 1 second of screentime!
??? : Well I didn't get much as well, and everybody forgot me ;_;
??? : Do they wanna die?
??? : Nyeh Maki Roll can you be nicer
??? : I hope they are exciting persons... nishishishishi ~
??? : Probably some other degenerate males...
??? : Oh ! That's good to know. That boosts up the amount of people I can serve.
??? : Lemme see them, I wanna see what they got !
??? : Gonna is happy to meet new friends ! Gonta wants to introduce !
??? : Atua says they are going to be good friends !
??? : Rantaro, you said you found your sister... but did you find mine ?
??? : My inner voice... says two of them know us
??? : I-I n-need t-to use the r-restroom, I-Ill be b-back
??? : Aw Shuichi stop being shy shy shy !
??? : My sidekick is a coward ! Damn, maybe I made the wrong choice...
Ralsei : OK BITCHES WHAT IS THIS CIRCUS
Nudge : From left to right, you have :
- Rantaro Amami, Ultimate Survivor
- Miu Iruma, Ultimate Inventor
- Kaede Akamatsu, Ultimate Pianist
- Maki Harukawa, Ultimate Child Caregiver and Ultimate Assassin
- Himiko Yumeno, Ultimate Magician
- Kokichi Oma, Ultimate Supreme Leader
- Kirumi Tojo, Ultimate Runner Maid
- Kaito Momota, Ultimate Astronaut
- Gonta Gokuhara, Ultimate Entomologist
- Angie Yonaga, Ultimate Artist
- Koreniyo Shingunji, Ultimate Enthropologist
- K1-B0, Ultimate Robot
- Shuichi Saihara, Ultimate Detective
Mystery : Okay... thanks a lot.
Miu: Btw you don't need to introduce yourselves, we already know who you are. See ya bitches tomorrow for your talent. For now, let the challenge begin !
To be continued...

no

HAHAHAHAHHAHDHHAAZGHAHEHADGGGGAHDHGAA PATHETIC 🤣😂😙🤑😋🤨🤥🤨😖😦😮😓😈😖😭👿🤬💩💩😸😹
(I'm kidding btw, sont warn me please)

I'm literally not bullying you 😂😂😂✊✊✊✊😝😝😝😝🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤡🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

CONGRATULATIONS ! You unlocked a new sexuality ! Keep on going to unlock more !

If you want romance so badly then fine, you can crush on my female clone

A message to Illuzhion: Can we get going on this?