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Me when I get blooper on the item slot in vs offline or getting hit by carapace bleu in 1st to get to last

when you find an mkpc player in the same country as you:

[Let's play a game!]
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POV: when you're starting to learn rd but you keep messing up at the beginning of the race and you're starting to get mad but you're holding it in

picking any rainbow road track

picking any other track

picking mc1 for the 347809265389654097984790 time

POV: You cross the line in 2nd and results say you got 5th

Every MKPC player ever when DS Rainbow Road gets chosen online

Bad track creators acting like they just made the mona lisa even though its a random poorly made piece of garbage

POV when get 1st place on time trial leaderboard on a popular track but you realize it was a track that was made 5 years ago and forgotten

the noobs picking snes mc1 for the 493278437487th time and still losing

Me when an RDer finally joins the online room I'm in, which was full of noobs:

Do you even reach 1st place at one point in a room with reverse drifters?

How mkpc fans would look at you when you say your favourite custom character in MKPC is Sonic and not MrTickleBalls3912 who was created by an unregistered user in 2016 who never showed up ever since, used by 3 people total and was last used in 2018 in a showcase considered to be lost media

When you think you've found a good complete mode track but the map was either made in two milliseconds or it's a ridiculously low quality google image with not a single wall and the tracks comment section is filled with comments from the track creators alt accounts being overly positive about the track

ey papi ¿quien es el mas inteligente? no se preguntale a tu abuelo

So because Online sucks, the WHOLE GAME sucks? The tracks? The game modes? Free roam? Terrible reasoning I see here.

I mean I don't have an NS2…
But you can make private rooms for a reason ig you'd just need to get that code to people

wdym? MKWorld is fine how it is, they even fixed some characters' crappy animations!

Yes that's what I would do, I would make the character animations look even better than they do for NS2.

Ok forgive me for the huge unnecessary and useless rant but I really need to say how bad this new item distribution is. The item distribution is SO POORLY DESIGNED like one should NEVER be able to pull shrooms (or even triple shrooms) in 1st within the first 30 seconds, especially with how easy it is in this game to dodge a blue compared to other games in the series. Pulling boo in 1st is even worse as it essentially gives 1st a free blue or shock dodge without any skill whatsoever. Super horn is already in the game; you don't need to add another free blue dodge item obtainable in 1st, especially if said item also allows you to cut offroad and get a long time of invincibility. The new update allowing the player in 1st to basically get a free blue and/or shock dodge completely throws off the balance of the game; 1st place is always going to have a breakaway every race and the players behind 1st have the option to either try to catch up and get killed on rails or stay in the back and get last. Before the update MKWorld at least had some sort of item strategy involved in it which made it more skill based, but now the entire game essentially depends on who starts in a top spot and doesn't get trailed out at the beginning on a rail strat. If you want to make shock or blue shell less common in the item distribution go ahead and do that but there's no reason to throw off the balance of the item distribution just because you don't like people being strategic with their itemplay. Bagging, by the way, is a completely valid strategy that people have been doing even since MKWii that I literally don't see anything wrong with unless you want to make the entire point of the game to get bombarded by shells and backed Bob-Ombs as if it were Baby Park but it's a straight li- oh wait. Back to the topic, literally half if not more of the skill in Mario Kart comes from item strategy, and there's no point in taking it away. To add to this, MKWorld is already THE least strategic game in the series, and the new item distribution makes the skill gap essentially so low that it doesn't even feel like I'm playing Mario Kart at this point. Seriously what was Nintendo thinking when they did this

There a difference between doing RD and teleporting very far, I knew he does RD