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On 2025-02-08 at 00:59:31
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On 2025-07-01 at 00:54:02
Fic: Mario & Friends' Crazy Adventures
On 2025-06-13 at 11:57:48
Chapter 1
Luigi has gone missing!
Mario: (Wakes up) ... Bro? where are you luigi?
Mario: I must go find him
(Mario Walks for a bit until he reaches a clear pipe)
Mario: Was this always here? Eh? (Goes in clear pipe)
Mario: Oooh this place looks like a hotel!
Goomba Boss: Welcome to the goomba hotel, enjoy your stay
Goomba Boss: (Calls Bowser) We have Mario in our sights
Bowser: GOOD GOOD Now capture him!
Goomba Minion: Boss! Mario has entered the basement
Security: I will activate the bombs
Goomba Boss: DON'T ACTIVATE THE BOMBS, Bowser wants him alive not dead
Security: Too Late...
Goomba Boss: What?
Mario: (Goes through a clear pipe) Why do I hear explosions?
(Clear Pipe Explodes)
Security: Oh no.. he's dead
Goomba Boss: WHATTTTTTTT
Security: Wait.. My bad
Goomba Minion: Get em boss!
Goomba Boss: With Pleasure...
Mario: Well that was crazy... (Opens door)
Goomba Boss: YOU, I TRUSTED YOU!
Mario: Did you really trust me?
Goomba Boss: Well no but YOU DEAD HUMAN FLESH MARIO!
Goomba Boss: (Activates spikes on the floor)
Mario: (Grabs onto a ledge)
Goomba Boss: Come here Mario I promise I won't kill you!
Mario: Never! (Kicks Goomba Boss)
Goomba Boss: OW! OW! I will get you next time Mario!
Mario: Maybe...
(Enters Pipe)
Goomba Boss: NOOOOOOOO!
Mario: Luigi?
Mario: Welp, there is no sign of Luigi...
Fredsster: Welcome to Skipsqueak village! The king needs someones help. Can you help him?
Mario: Sure!
Chapter 2
Thirsty The Skipsqueaks are
King Skipsqueak: Welcome, a bandit has stolen all of our water, please can you help us?
Mario: Of course!
Skipper: Follow Us!
Fredsster: Come on Mario!
(A FEW MOMENTS LATER)
Skipper: There he is!
Grandpar: Ugh oh my I might die of thirst!
Mario: The Grandpa is the bandit
Fredsster: No! The Skipsqueak over there is!
Mario: Oh!
Skipper: Alright guys we need a plan
Fredsster: Wait... Where's Mario?
Mario: Already defeated him
Skipsqueak Bandit: *Cough* Please I just wanted to join your tribe...
Grandpar: OH LOOK! There's lots of water!
Skipper: Why?
Skipsqueak Bandit: I was kicked from this clan before you 2 were even born. I have been plotting revenge ever since!
King Skipsqueak: NEVER! EVER!
Mario: Isn't that a bit unfair?
King Skipsqueak: UGH FINE! YOU CAN JOIN THIS TRIBE OR WHATEVER!
Skipsqueak Bandit: Yay!
Mario: Why do I hear tanks?
Security: ATTACK!!!!
Chapter 3
Battle On the bridge
King Skipsqueak: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mario: I will destroy the goomba machine
Security: Not on my watch
Mario: I already destroyed it. Your big tank doesn't scare me!
Security: Oh you should be scared...
Goomba Boss: GET EM SECURITY!
Mario: (Dodges Spike balls) Try this!
(Picks Up a super star and throws a spike ball at security's big tank)
Security: NOOOOOOOO
(Runs Away)
Goomba Minion: SPIKE BALL!
Goomba Boss: OH Hell Nah! (DIES)
Goomba Minion: (DIES)
Security: Uh oh (Falls into a pit off lava)
Mario: Well that was easy...
DJ: Wassup matey! Come follow me!
Mario: Why should I? Your a homp chomp after all...
DJ: I'm not part of bowsers army!
Mario: Ok fine...
NEXT 3 CHAPTERS COMING SOON
Luigi has gone missing!
Mario: (Wakes up) ... Bro? where are you luigi?
Mario: I must go find him
(Mario Walks for a bit until he reaches a clear pipe)
Mario: Was this always here? Eh? (Goes in clear pipe)
Mario: Oooh this place looks like a hotel!
Goomba Boss: Welcome to the goomba hotel, enjoy your stay
Goomba Boss: (Calls Bowser) We have Mario in our sights
Bowser: GOOD GOOD Now capture him!
Goomba Minion: Boss! Mario has entered the basement
Security: I will activate the bombs
Goomba Boss: DON'T ACTIVATE THE BOMBS, Bowser wants him alive not dead
Security: Too Late...
Goomba Boss: What?
Mario: (Goes through a clear pipe) Why do I hear explosions?
(Clear Pipe Explodes)
Security: Oh no.. he's dead
Goomba Boss: WHATTTTTTTT
Security: Wait.. My bad
Goomba Minion: Get em boss!
Goomba Boss: With Pleasure...
Mario: Well that was crazy... (Opens door)
Goomba Boss: YOU, I TRUSTED YOU!
Mario: Did you really trust me?
Goomba Boss: Well no but YOU DEAD HUMAN FLESH MARIO!
Goomba Boss: (Activates spikes on the floor)
Mario: (Grabs onto a ledge)
Goomba Boss: Come here Mario I promise I won't kill you!
Mario: Never! (Kicks Goomba Boss)
Goomba Boss: OW! OW! I will get you next time Mario!
Mario: Maybe...
(Enters Pipe)
Goomba Boss: NOOOOOOOO!
Mario: Luigi?
Mario: Welp, there is no sign of Luigi...
Fredsster: Welcome to Skipsqueak village! The king needs someones help. Can you help him?
Mario: Sure!
Chapter 2
Thirsty The Skipsqueaks are
King Skipsqueak: Welcome, a bandit has stolen all of our water, please can you help us?
Mario: Of course!
Skipper: Follow Us!
Fredsster: Come on Mario!
(A FEW MOMENTS LATER)
Skipper: There he is!
Grandpar: Ugh oh my I might die of thirst!
Mario: The Grandpa is the bandit
Fredsster: No! The Skipsqueak over there is!
Mario: Oh!
Skipper: Alright guys we need a plan
Fredsster: Wait... Where's Mario?
Mario: Already defeated him
Skipsqueak Bandit: *Cough* Please I just wanted to join your tribe...
Grandpar: OH LOOK! There's lots of water!
Skipper: Why?
Skipsqueak Bandit: I was kicked from this clan before you 2 were even born. I have been plotting revenge ever since!
King Skipsqueak: NEVER! EVER!
Mario: Isn't that a bit unfair?
King Skipsqueak: UGH FINE! YOU CAN JOIN THIS TRIBE OR WHATEVER!
Skipsqueak Bandit: Yay!
Mario: Why do I hear tanks?
Security: ATTACK!!!!
Chapter 3
Battle On the bridge
King Skipsqueak: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mario: I will destroy the goomba machine
Security: Not on my watch
Mario: I already destroyed it. Your big tank doesn't scare me!
Security: Oh you should be scared...
Goomba Boss: GET EM SECURITY!
Mario: (Dodges Spike balls) Try this!
(Picks Up a super star and throws a spike ball at security's big tank)
Security: NOOOOOOOO
(Runs Away)
Goomba Minion: SPIKE BALL!
Goomba Boss: OH Hell Nah! (DIES)
Goomba Minion: (DIES)
Security: Uh oh (Falls into a pit off lava)
Mario: Well that was easy...
DJ: Wassup matey! Come follow me!
Mario: Why should I? Your a homp chomp after all...
DJ: I'm not part of bowsers army!
Mario: Ok fine...
NEXT 3 CHAPTERS COMING SOON
Fanfic: GJK Grand Prix
On 2025-08-30 at 12:06:40
It might be too late but...
I'll submit 2 characters, if not then pick Yoshi LOVER
Name: Yoshi LOVER
Color:This
Personality: Anger issues, sad, happy
Team: Mario
Vehicle: Kart
Stats: Speed (7/10) Acceleration (7/10) Weight (2/10) Handling (10/10)
Techniques: Snaking, Reverse Drifting
Second Character:
Name: Dull
Color: This
Personality: Sad, Depressed
Team: Mario
Vehicle: Bike
Stats: Speed (3/10) Acceleration (10/10) Weight (1/10) Handling (10/10)
Techniques: Wall Riding, Charge Jumping
I'll submit 2 characters, if not then pick Yoshi LOVER
Name: Yoshi LOVER
Color:This
Personality: Anger issues, sad, happy
Team: Mario
Vehicle: Kart
Stats: Speed (7/10) Acceleration (7/10) Weight (2/10) Handling (10/10)
Techniques: Snaking, Reverse Drifting
Second Character:
Name: Dull
Color: This
Personality: Sad, Depressed
Team: Mario
Vehicle: Bike
Stats: Speed (3/10) Acceleration (10/10) Weight (1/10) Handling (10/10)
Techniques: Wall Riding, Charge Jumping
1MKPC Update Suggestions
On 2025-05-17 at 07:42:58
Multicup Customization
and the hablity to change the menus! and add the following thingys here:
Battle tracks in multicups
No- just make battle multicups
Custom music (menu, on podium, off podium)
Already possible
infinite cups (the amount that will be in Mario kart 8 deluxe)
wdym
infinite character slots
custom characters exist
Character costumes (Doesn’t count as a character slot, but can be 3 costumes or more)
No
Time trial staff ghosts
ok
Custom modes
what do you mean by this
collaboration links
Already exist
3D tracks
THIS GAME IS 2D
collaborated character links
What?
track builders
What was this suggestion??!
kart builder
No
gliders
NO!!!!!!!!
tour tracks
STOP F***ING SUGGESTING FOR MORE TRACKS
and other things
ok well specify
(no offense) stop saying like fiery, and let me suggest!
me when other people criticise my shitty suggestions (i'll definitely get them banned)!1!11!1!11!!!!11!
im just kidding
Blud's just tryna get himself out of trouble
2 truths and a lie (ON DAAA FORUM)
On 2025-07-14 at 12:17:28
1. I know how to dodge a blue shell in MKPC using a mushroom
2. I owned at least one world record in MKPC Time Trials
3. I've once been banned from MKPC
2. I owned at least one world record in MKPC Time Trials
3. I've once been banned from MKPC
I'm guessing number 2? If not then number 1
1On 2025-07-04 at 04:58:49
I'll do one see if you can guess it
!
1: One time, I said Ludwig was better than Yoshi
2: My highest DM count is 3000
3: I like maccas
!1: One time, I said Ludwig was better than Yoshi
2: My highest DM count is 3000
3: I like maccas
Super Australia Kart
On 2025-09-21 at 02:29:09
It's what it says: Super Australia kart
It's basically MKPC but with MKDS Tracks but they are upside down. Same with the characters.
If you want to help DM me
People helping with the project:
@MarioKartGuy
@RealGamerGuy-YT
So @GamerJax55's badges idea will also be in this game an example:
so let's say you get the gold cup on the mushroom cup,If you want the badge you would have to screenshot your results and say I have it and you could get the badge
For the list of badges however... I haven't made the sprites yet, I'll make them once maybe the game is finished idk
It's basically MKPC but with MKDS Tracks but they are upside down. Same with the characters.
If you want to help DM me
People helping with the project:
@MarioKartGuy
@RealGamerGuy-YT
So @GamerJax55's badges idea will also be in this game an example:
so let's say you get the gold cup on the mushroom cup,If you want the badge you would have to screenshot your results and say I have it and you could get the badge
For the list of badges however... I haven't made the sprites yet, I'll make them once maybe the game is finished idk
I could help with characters or badges ( I had the OG badge system
My bad, I changed the original message
On 2025-09-21 at 00:44:15
Australian Yoshi Falls has been made!
On 2025-09-20 at 06:23:09
Australian Figure 8 Circuit has been made btw
On 2025-09-20 at 00:37:14
what SNES and GBA tracks should be remade?
For now we are only doing DS Tracks, We could do snes and GBA tracks but 2 reasons: 1: GamerGuy said that we should do DS tracks only in DMs 2: SNES and GBA Tracks are kinda boring in a way and wouldn't really change much. N64 or Wii tracks could be made for DLC.
On 2025-09-20 at 00:31:26
It's what it says: Super Australia kart
It's basically MKPC but with MKDS Tracks but they are upside down. Same with the characters.
If you want to help DM me
People helping with the project:
@MarioKartGuy
@RealGamer-YT
It's basically MKPC but with MKDS Tracks but they are upside down. Same with the characters.
If you want to help DM me
People helping with the project:
@MarioKartGuy
@RealGamer-YT
You mean @RealGamerGuy-YT?
Uhhh yep I was in a rush to type it, sorry for the typo
On 2025-09-19 at 13:29:52
It's what it says: Super Australia kart
It's basically MKPC but with MKDS Tracks but they are upside down. Same with the characters.
If you want to help DM me
People helping with the project:
@MarioKartGuy
@RealGamerGuy-YT
@Yoshi2
@GamerJax55
So @SuperSwimmer's badges idea will also be in this game an example:
so let's say you get the gold cup on the mushroom cup,If you want the badge you would have to screenshot your results and say I have it and you could get the badge
For the list of badges however... I haven't made the sprites yet, I'll make them once maybe the game is finished idk
It's basically MKPC but with MKDS Tracks but they are upside down. Same with the characters.
If you want to help DM me
People helping with the project:
@MarioKartGuy
@RealGamerGuy-YT
@Yoshi2
@GamerJax55
So @SuperSwimmer's badges idea will also be in this game an example:
so let's say you get the gold cup on the mushroom cup,If you want the badge you would have to screenshot your results and say I have it and you could get the badge
For the list of badges however... I haven't made the sprites yet, I'll make them once maybe the game is finished idk
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1describe Mario wonder in 3 words
On 2024-02-17 at 03:02:24
On 2024-02-16 at 22:04:08
Mario but quick
Yoshi's Island Investigation Team (Fanfic)
On 2025-06-20 at 08:41:52
It might be a bit too late but I'ma do it anyway
Name: Yoshi LOVER
Personality: Angry, Sad, A tiny bit happy and sometimes a bit crazy
Items: The Yoshi Rider (Basically a Yoshi Egg as a car) Pink Lightsaber (cause why not?)
Ability: Can turn into Super Yoshi LOVER
Colour: This colour otherwise known as #ed8cd8
Name: Yoshi LOVER
Personality: Angry, Sad, A tiny bit happy and sometimes a bit crazy
Items: The Yoshi Rider (Basically a Yoshi Egg as a car) Pink Lightsaber (cause why not?)
Ability: Can turn into Super Yoshi LOVER
Colour: This colour otherwise known as #ed8cd8
1GamerGuy's Quizlet
On 2025-09-21 at 00:37:04
Could I join?
1On 2025-09-20 at 12:56:49
What the hell is this?
Are you trying to make yours stick out or something more than SFA.
😫😫😫😫
Are you trying to make yours stick out or something more than SFA.
😫😫😫😫
What the hell
Let him be alright. What did he do, He just taking inspiration from your original topic, what the heck is wrong with that?
Why you acting like a rage baiter as well
1sorry guys
On 2025-07-01 at 04:05:01
XP
What the heck was that for? If he has to leave for a bit don't be toxic to him! You nearly made lakitu leave, don't do it to another one of my friends!

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