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[fanfic] MKPC Heroes
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11738 pts ★ Champion
6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2023-01-21 at 17:42:05
Episode #5 Green Shell!
We last left our heroes doing battle with a huge dog-like monster at the arena ‘Bowser’s Catwalk.’ Now they must defeat it.
Fiery; I’m going after Popplio.
Nudge; Me too.
Melee; OK bring him back quick. We need to get out of here before this dog thing kills us all.
Dietsoda; It won’t be able to.
Dietsoda began firing arrows into the creature, but most of them stuck in its tough skin, doing little damage.
Noob; We can do this… Look, it’s being distracted by Dietsoda’s arrows. Maybe we can sneak up to it and kill it.
Melee; Dietsoda and I can try to drive it underneath some of those thwomps.
While Melee and Dietsoda shoot at the dog mutant, some of the others sneak around behind it.
MisterCringeh; Noob this was your idea, you kill it. Go on.
Noob; (gulp) alright…
Noob managed to get right behind the creature and stabbed it in one of its back legs. It whirled around and lunged at him, but he backed away and fell down.
Dark; Noob! Get away from there!
Just as the dog was about to end Noob, one of the thwomps came down on its back.
Xrunner48; O that is disgusting!
Fiery; We’re back! Can we leave this place now?
MisterCringeh; Happily.
IlluhZhion and StarSplizz are chasing the flying machine through the air.
StarSplizz; It’s heading for another track!
IlluhZhion; Wow, I didn’t know that! Oh wait, I did. Follow it, genius!
StarSplizz; What is this place anyway?
IlluhZhion; Whatever it is, I don’t like it. We’re flying through darkness. Watch out for lightning strikes.
StarSplizz; There’s the flying thing!
IlluhZhion; Let’s just call it a plane. Close enough.
They flew after the airplane (I’m just gonna call it that cuz “flying machine” is just awkward) IlluZhion summoned flying spirits, and they possessed the machinery, forcing the plane to land.
IlluhZhion; StarSplizz, go back for help. I’m going to rescue Knoah (sigh) Why am I rescuing him?
The others have set off to try and find IlluhZhion and StarSplizz.
Sorbet; Where have they gone? There’s no way we can track them now!
Xrunner; Actually the tracker is following that flying thing. Follow me.
Dietsoda; Gimme that tracker. FOLLOW ME MAYFLIES!!!
Popplio; He’s. Going. So. Fast. Slow down Dietsoda!
Fiery; He’s going to leave us behind!
Toad; He must stop.
Toad tackled Dietsoda and everyone gathered around.
Toad; Dietsoda, you can’t go without us. We need the tracker to know where to go.
Xrunner; If we split up, we’re vulnerable. You won’t be able to stop the flying machine alone.
StarSplizz; Come on guys IlluhZhion needs your help!
Dietsoda; I’m going. Now. *runs off*
Nudge; Forget him. Let’s follow StarSplizz.
Everyone followed StarSplizz to the track where IlluhZhion was. They went through the portal and appeared on the starting line of a cement raceway floating in what seemed to be the middle of a storm.
Popplio; At least there’s water. Anyone see a slide anywhere?
Dark; Look it’s IlluhZhion
Toad; And he’s in trouble…
IlluhZhion was lying on the ground surrounded by a crowd. The people were beating him and starting to drag him to the plane.
Melee; There’s a bus coming, if we ride it we can reach IlluhZhion faster.
Dark; Got it.
Dark jumped into the bus as it passed and made the blue toad driver stop it. Then everyone got in.
Nudge; I’m driving. *jams the accelerator down*
Noob; I didn’t know buses could drift around corners. *goes back to screaming*
The bus plowed into the crowd, scattering people everywhere.
Nudge; Look at them fly!
Melee; Are they… Knoah?
Popplio; They’re the clones!
Blue Toad Bus Driver; What is going on here😭😭😭?!?!?!
Dark; Wait… Knoah is… What? Who?
Xrunner48; No time for that. We need to help IlluhZhion!
Melee; Die, puny Knoahs!
MisterCringeh; I’ll get IlluhZhion. *vanishes*
Melee, Nudge, and Dark fought the clones, while Sorbet started sneaking toward the plane. The Blue Toad started slinging a variety of bob-ombs, green shells, and profanities at the clones as well.
Fiery; That’s the last of the clones, is IlluhZhion here?
MisterCringeh; He’s here, but unconscious.
Xrunner48; Sorbet is sabotaging the plane. Soon we’ll find Knoah.
Knoah; It’s too late for that!
Dark; Oh no
Knoah; Now that you know who I am, let me personally give you this message. K and Toad99 are dead, and soon you will be too! I forced K to create a weapon that will destroy MKPC city, soon my clones will have placed it.
Popplio; O come on.
Blue Toad Bus Driver; Green Shell!
Knoah; Ow! You will pay for that. OOF! *sees arrow sticking out of his back*
Dietsoda; Get him!
They all ran to grab Knoah, but he locked himself into the plane. However, it wouldn’t start, and he couldn’t make it take off.
Knoah; Not good
Fiery; WE”VE GOT HIM! WE”VE GOT HIM! YESSSSSS!!!
Knoah; Fortunately there’s the backup system. *flips a switch*
The plane began to fly away.
Fiery; Aw BLEEP
Dietsoda; You lost him! After all that! Stupid mayflies!
Nudge; Hey, Sorbet was supposed to stop it from working!
Sorbet; Sorry, I didn’t know there was a backup.
Dietsoda; SORRY isn’t enough!
As Knoah flew away, the heroes argued on the track. They were frustrated that no matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t stop Knoah. And he’d been pretending to be a friend all this time.
Will the heroes be able to mend the hard feelings and work on stopping Knoah? What is the weapon and how can they find out about it? Is anyone else mixed up in the villain’s plot? Find out in episode #6!
Sorry Dark😢
. Maybe you can join him later on. @TJ_K4RT I need your personality for this fanfic if you still want to join.
We last left our heroes doing battle with a huge dog-like monster at the arena ‘Bowser’s Catwalk.’ Now they must defeat it.
Fiery; I’m going after Popplio.
Nudge; Me too.
Melee; OK bring him back quick. We need to get out of here before this dog thing kills us all.
Dietsoda; It won’t be able to.
Dietsoda began firing arrows into the creature, but most of them stuck in its tough skin, doing little damage.
Noob; We can do this… Look, it’s being distracted by Dietsoda’s arrows. Maybe we can sneak up to it and kill it.
Melee; Dietsoda and I can try to drive it underneath some of those thwomps.
While Melee and Dietsoda shoot at the dog mutant, some of the others sneak around behind it.
MisterCringeh; Noob this was your idea, you kill it. Go on.
Noob; (gulp) alright…
Noob managed to get right behind the creature and stabbed it in one of its back legs. It whirled around and lunged at him, but he backed away and fell down.
Dark; Noob! Get away from there!
Just as the dog was about to end Noob, one of the thwomps came down on its back.
Xrunner48; O that is disgusting!
Fiery; We’re back! Can we leave this place now?
MisterCringeh; Happily.
IlluhZhion and StarSplizz are chasing the flying machine through the air.
StarSplizz; It’s heading for another track!
IlluhZhion; Wow, I didn’t know that! Oh wait, I did. Follow it, genius!
StarSplizz; What is this place anyway?
IlluhZhion; Whatever it is, I don’t like it. We’re flying through darkness. Watch out for lightning strikes.
StarSplizz; There’s the flying thing!
IlluhZhion; Let’s just call it a plane. Close enough.
They flew after the airplane (I’m just gonna call it that cuz “flying machine” is just awkward) IlluZhion summoned flying spirits, and they possessed the machinery, forcing the plane to land.
IlluhZhion; StarSplizz, go back for help. I’m going to rescue Knoah (sigh) Why am I rescuing him?
The others have set off to try and find IlluhZhion and StarSplizz.
Sorbet; Where have they gone? There’s no way we can track them now!
Xrunner; Actually the tracker is following that flying thing. Follow me.
Dietsoda; Gimme that tracker. FOLLOW ME MAYFLIES!!!
Popplio; He’s. Going. So. Fast. Slow down Dietsoda!
Fiery; He’s going to leave us behind!
Toad; He must stop.
Toad tackled Dietsoda and everyone gathered around.
Toad; Dietsoda, you can’t go without us. We need the tracker to know where to go.
Xrunner; If we split up, we’re vulnerable. You won’t be able to stop the flying machine alone.
StarSplizz; Come on guys IlluhZhion needs your help!
Dietsoda; I’m going. Now. *runs off*
Nudge; Forget him. Let’s follow StarSplizz.
Everyone followed StarSplizz to the track where IlluhZhion was. They went through the portal and appeared on the starting line of a cement raceway floating in what seemed to be the middle of a storm.
Popplio; At least there’s water. Anyone see a slide anywhere?
Dark; Look it’s IlluhZhion
Toad; And he’s in trouble…
IlluhZhion was lying on the ground surrounded by a crowd. The people were beating him and starting to drag him to the plane.
Melee; There’s a bus coming, if we ride it we can reach IlluhZhion faster.
Dark; Got it.
Dark jumped into the bus as it passed and made the blue toad driver stop it. Then everyone got in.
Nudge; I’m driving. *jams the accelerator down*
Noob; I didn’t know buses could drift around corners. *goes back to screaming*
The bus plowed into the crowd, scattering people everywhere.
Nudge; Look at them fly!
Melee; Are they… Knoah?
Popplio; They’re the clones!
Blue Toad Bus Driver; What is going on here😭😭😭?!?!?!
Dark; Wait… Knoah is… What? Who?
Xrunner48; No time for that. We need to help IlluhZhion!
Melee; Die, puny Knoahs!
MisterCringeh; I’ll get IlluhZhion. *vanishes*
Melee, Nudge, and Dark fought the clones, while Sorbet started sneaking toward the plane. The Blue Toad started slinging a variety of bob-ombs, green shells, and profanities at the clones as well.
Fiery; That’s the last of the clones, is IlluhZhion here?
MisterCringeh; He’s here, but unconscious.
Xrunner48; Sorbet is sabotaging the plane. Soon we’ll find Knoah.
Knoah; It’s too late for that!
Dark; Oh no
Knoah; Now that you know who I am, let me personally give you this message. K and Toad99 are dead, and soon you will be too! I forced K to create a weapon that will destroy MKPC city, soon my clones will have placed it.
Popplio; O come on.
Blue Toad Bus Driver; Green Shell!
Knoah; Ow! You will pay for that. OOF! *sees arrow sticking out of his back*
Dietsoda; Get him!
They all ran to grab Knoah, but he locked himself into the plane. However, it wouldn’t start, and he couldn’t make it take off.
Knoah; Not good
Fiery; WE”VE GOT HIM! WE”VE GOT HIM! YESSSSSS!!!
Knoah; Fortunately there’s the backup system. *flips a switch*
The plane began to fly away.
Fiery; Aw BLEEP
Dietsoda; You lost him! After all that! Stupid mayflies!
Nudge; Hey, Sorbet was supposed to stop it from working!
Sorbet; Sorry, I didn’t know there was a backup.
Dietsoda; SORRY isn’t enough!
As Knoah flew away, the heroes argued on the track. They were frustrated that no matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t stop Knoah. And he’d been pretending to be a friend all this time.
Will the heroes be able to mend the hard feelings and work on stopping Knoah? What is the weapon and how can they find out about it? Is anyone else mixed up in the villain’s plot? Find out in episode #6!
Sorry Dark😢
. Maybe you can join him later on. @TJ_K4RT I need your personality for this fanfic if you still want to join.LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
I'M FINALLY UNCONSCIOUS WOOOOOOOOO
On 2022-12-23 at 09:17:07
Name: IlluZhion
Color: #4a2482
Species: Vampire (Male with absurdly long pink and black hair, tall and a bit underweight, skin unnaturally pale, ribs are external rather than internal - allegedly related to Flandre and Remilia)
Personality: Intelligent, nihilistic, envious, a bit of a flirt, gothic, sarcastic, fearless
Skills/Abilities: Immortality, necromancy, summons ghosts, able to fly, can handle fire without getting burnt, immune to anything lethal, has gills, can speak most languages
Color: #4a2482
Species: Vampire (Male with absurdly long pink and black hair, tall and a bit underweight, skin unnaturally pale, ribs are external rather than internal - allegedly related to Flandre and Remilia)
Personality: Intelligent, nihilistic, envious, a bit of a flirt, gothic, sarcastic, fearless
Skills/Abilities: Immortality, necromancy, summons ghosts, able to fly, can handle fire without getting burnt, immune to anything lethal, has gills, can speak most languages
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1Your Online Therapists
On 2023-02-22 at 20:55:53
Can someone help me, I fall in love too much, I'm burning in this fucking light and I ended up inside my refrigerator 
Whatever you do, do not end up wanting to date the refrigerator all hell is going to break loose if you do that
You know I can't keep promises on that matter...
But no... You're right... I can't break his/her heart by cheating on him/her with a refrigerator...
On 2023-02-22 at 19:48:35
Can someone help me, I fall in love too much, I'm burning in this fucking light and I ended up inside my refrigerator
6A Place To Discuss A Comic Called Coffene Guy And Nekowo : The Quest For Meme Destruction
On 2023-03-10 at 09:04:42
Tbh Humor for the Grave doesn't necessarily fit, I'm not a fan of it tbh. It feels more like a horror film than a comic name.
Oh no, Tim Burton's trying to take over Animal Crossing fan media...
I don't like Roblox anymore
On 2022-11-18 at 20:47:36
Roblox exposed themselves omg
It does make sense that you'd say that. After all, Hitler was a nihilistic anti-Semite. And how the Nomico is that discriminatory? Honestly Roblox, get an IQ higher than 90
What instrument do you play
On 2023-03-05 at 17:24:54
To be honest I'm a bit of a music fanatic, I play the feadóg stáin (Irish flute), koto (Japanese harp/kalimba), fiddle, ocarina, keyboard, flamenco guitar and castanets
1What are some intstruments you've always wanted
On 2023-03-05 at 19:41:27
I've always wanted a harp, albeit they're SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE...
(Track Creator) Music file uploading.
On 2023-03-05 at 16:36:13
Just upload your music to youtube unlisted
I meant mp3s and stuff like that.
Just use a website to convert MP3 to MP4
*sigh* I give up...
Well it IS the only logical answer to your question, especially since MP3 uploads probably won't ever exist for Complete Mode track making.
On 2023-03-05 at 09:17:18
Just upload your music to youtube unlisted
I meant mp3s and stuff like that.
Just use a website to convert MP3 to MP4
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1Roleplay/fanfic combo! [Don't have a good title...]
On 2023-01-26 at 18:27:58
Name: IlluZhion
Color: Purple
Species: Vampire/Oni (an oni is a Japanese ogre in case you didn't know)
Personality: Nihilistic, gothic, can give good advice as he is intelligent, acts like he hates anyone who isn't his friend but is a nice guy deep down, seriously in love with Lemon, can be a little flirty
Side: Rejecting
Abilities: Necromancy (doing so deteriorates power by around a third), flight (can fly as high as he likes to avoid danger), hypnosis/possession (only works on those he likes or hates), rebirth (only happens after death but always remains the same age)
Additional Information: Can speak Irish, English and Japanese, carries an electric guitar to attack
Color: Purple
Species: Vampire/Oni (an oni is a Japanese ogre in case you didn't know)
Personality: Nihilistic, gothic, can give good advice as he is intelligent, acts like he hates anyone who isn't his friend but is a nice guy deep down, seriously in love with Lemon, can be a little flirty
Side: Rejecting
Abilities: Necromancy (doing so deteriorates power by around a third), flight (can fly as high as he likes to avoid danger), hypnosis/possession (only works on those he likes or hates), rebirth (only happens after death but always remains the same age)
Additional Information: Can speak Irish, English and Japanese, carries an electric guitar to attack
[TBC] Track Building Tournament
On 2022-11-26 at 10:32:22
Here's my track (it's meant to be hard):
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=84309
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=84309
On 2022-11-24 at 20:05:14
I don't even know what to do. Should I make a kind of boss fight level or just a normal, bullet-hell style level?
1On 2022-11-24 at 18:56:41
Count me in! 
4Ask me anything - Undertaker
On 2023-02-04 at 23:11:43
Hello, I’m sorry I made this type of topic, but the last one I made just sucked. So I decided to make a new one! All you have to do
is ez! Ask me anything!
is ez! Ask me anything!
1. what's your favorite color?
2. how did you discover MKPC?
3. favorite food?
4. why did you decide to misbehave in the first place?
Blue
One of my friends recommended MKPC to me (1 year!(I joined in 2021))
Sushi
Tbh idk
OMG SUSHI'S MY FAVE FOOD ASWELL
4What's your favorite TV Show/Quelle Est Votre Emission Preferée ?
On 2023-02-21 at 16:22:29
Either The Simpsons or (if anime counts) Sonic X and Queen's Blade (I personally wouldn't recommend QB though, it contains HEAVY innuendos, and I MEAN heavy)
1[FANFIC] Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising
On 2023-02-17 at 08:34:39
S3EP8 (Yes this really is the final episode - sorry in advance 
)
IlluZhion: Raider, I still don't understand... How did you survive that explosion?
Raider: Anything is possible for you, my sweetheart.
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Should we get back to the others now?
Raider: Oh you, playing so hard to get~!
I know you, IlluZhion~
You can't stop without even trying to think about me~
IlluZhion: I- Raider, stop it...
Raider: Haha, I'm just kidding~
Yeah, let's go.
With The Resistance...
Lely: Wonder what's taking IlluZhion so long... He's usually back within 30 minutes... It's been THREE HOURS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE...
*Nudge files his claws*
Nudge: Probably simping on someone again...
Max: Do you honestly believe that when he said he was gonna catch up with an old friend?
Osc: Well knowing IlluZhion, he probably means 11037th partner...
Ralsei: Which one of you bitches is gonna break the news...?
With Lemon, xrunner and Dietsoda...
Kris: LEMON!!!
*Lemon gets zapped by electricity for the 11th time*
Dark: LEAVE LEMON ALONE, YOU FUCKING SADISTS!!!
Dietsoda: You mayflies have no care for yourselves? Why care so much about your pathetic little friend?
*Kris' bloodied head turns to Dietsoda*
Kris: Mark my words, you cunt... IlluZhion is coming for us any moment... And he's gonna have an army...
*Lemon's eyes open and she sheds a silent tear*
xrunner: Yeah right... We'll OBLITERATE him if he comes anywhere near us, you guys included.
Dark: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! HE'S COMING FOR US, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!
Dietsoda: And you mark MY words, you foolish mayflies... You. Are. DEAD.
Lemon (under her breath): IlluZhion... my love...
Back with The Resistance...
IlluZhion: Glad to see you guys didn't abandon us.
Fiery: Us?
Raider: Hi~
Nudge: Surprise, surprise, IlluZhion's simping on yet ANOTHER person...
Osc and Ralsei: Just why?
Max: HE'S NOT A SIMP!
Ralsei: Yeah right bitch, he literally fell for you before...
Fiery: Can you guys not? Raider, come with us. We're gonna go rescue our friends.
They eventually found Dietsoda's private room. When they entered...
IlluZhion: LEMON! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!
Dietsoda: Don't try anything, mayfly. Or ALL. YOUR. FRIENDS. WILL. PERISH.
IlluZhion: YOU DARE AND I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR TRAITOROUS BRETHREN.
Kris: IlluZhion...
Lemon: Ahahaha~
You think I'm gonna die?
Dietsoda: I know it, mayfly.
*Lemon's eyes blaze and she grows wings*
Lemon: Wanna bet?
Max: WHAAAAAAAAAT?! LEMON'S A VAMPIRE?!
Nudge: IlluZhion... You did NOT.
IlluZhion: Oh, you bet I did.
Lely: Oh forget that Nudge, let's fight this evil and save the Super MKPC Galaxy!
Raider: Seems like it's time for The Uprising.
Fiery: The Uprising, huh? I like the sound of that! LET'S DO THIS! LELY, CUE THE MUSIC!
Lely: You bet I will.
*Lely blasts Not Today on his MP3 player*
Dietsoda: Oh it's on, mayflies.
*Dietsoda's hands start burning and the flares become huge scimitars*
Max: You dare... AND I WILL END YOU.
Lely POV: Wow, Max is getting defensive... Haha cute...
*Max blushes*
Max: Lely I heard- AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!
*Max gets stabbed in the ribs*
IlluZhion POV: HOLY CRAP... IS MAX... DEAD...?! I will avenge him regardless...
At Club IlluZhion a few years ago...
IlluZhion POV: Hey, there's someone new here...
Max: Hey... Are you the owner of this bar...?
Nudge: Yeah he is... Who are you anyway? You don't look like anyone from around here. Mind you, basically everyone comes here in the MKPCverse...
Max: Well ummm... I'm kind of new here... My name's Max...
Lemon: Well uhhh... Hi Max!
Max: Oh don't worry... I'm generally quiet...
IlluZhion: Heh, I was like that a while back.
That night at the beach...
IlluZhion POV: Hey... Isn't that...
IlluZhion: Max?
Max: ...IlluZhion...? What're you doing here?
IlluZhion: I was just flying about and I saw you sitting here... What are you doing on these cliffs anyway? If you fall down here, you could easily perish...
Max: I was just thinking...
*IlluZhion walks up to Max and sits beside him*
IlluZhion: What's on your mind?
Max: I've been thinking... About you... This galaxy isn't that safe anymore... I barely survived... My friends all died around me...
IlluZhion: I... I'm so sorry to hear that...
*Max gets up and goes to leave*
Max: I was thinking something else about you, but I think it's better if it's kept a secret~
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Ok...
Back in reality...
IlluZhion POV: Wow... we came so far together... I'M NOT LETTING IT GO...
Lely: IlluZhion! A little- AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
*Lely falls to the floor*
Nudge and Osc: LELY!
*They go after Dietsoda, only to immediately get shot by a laser*
At Toad Town around a decade ago...
IlluZhion: Welp... more shopping to do...
*IlluZhion hums Super Mario Bros.*
Nudge: Excuse me... Are you IlluZhion...?
IlluZhion: Uhhh yeah, why?
Osc: We're kinda new here and we want to go to your bar, but we don't know where it is...
*IlluZhion leads them to the bar, where they quickly become good friends*
Back in reality...
IlluZhion: Gaaah...
Lemon: HEY LUNATICS! THINK YOU CAN HURT MY FRIENDS?! GETTA LOAD OF THIS!
*IlluZhion's eyes widen as he remains corrupted, kneeling weakly on the floor*
Kris: Lemon...
IlluZhion POV: She's not going to die... NO WAY... Violence is no longer an answer... It's a question... And the answer... is YES...
Raider POV: Holy crap... IlluZhion's corrupted by darkness... I'm going to attack them before he gets possessed by it...
*Lemon and Raider attack Dietsoda and xrunner, but they get countered*
IlluZhion: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*IlluZhion becomes possessed by darkness, at which point he rips apart into a swarm of clones*
IlluZhion: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Dietsoda and xrunner: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Luckily, Lely, Krazey, Kris, Max, Dark, Lemon and Raider survived their injuries...
But their adventures don't end here...
THE END...
)IlluZhion: Raider, I still don't understand... How did you survive that explosion?
Raider: Anything is possible for you, my sweetheart.
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Should we get back to the others now?
Raider: Oh you, playing so hard to get~!
I know you, IlluZhion~
You can't stop without even trying to think about me~
IlluZhion: I- Raider, stop it...
Raider: Haha, I'm just kidding~
Yeah, let's go.
With The Resistance...
Lely: Wonder what's taking IlluZhion so long... He's usually back within 30 minutes... It's been THREE HOURS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE...
*Nudge files his claws*
Nudge: Probably simping on someone again...
Max: Do you honestly believe that when he said he was gonna catch up with an old friend?
Osc: Well knowing IlluZhion, he probably means 11037th partner...
Ralsei: Which one of you bitches is gonna break the news...?
With Lemon, xrunner and Dietsoda...
Kris: LEMON!!!
*Lemon gets zapped by electricity for the 11th time*
Dark: LEAVE LEMON ALONE, YOU FUCKING SADISTS!!!
Dietsoda: You mayflies have no care for yourselves? Why care so much about your pathetic little friend?
*Kris' bloodied head turns to Dietsoda*
Kris: Mark my words, you cunt... IlluZhion is coming for us any moment... And he's gonna have an army...
*Lemon's eyes open and she sheds a silent tear*
xrunner: Yeah right... We'll OBLITERATE him if he comes anywhere near us, you guys included.
Dark: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! HE'S COMING FOR US, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!
Dietsoda: And you mark MY words, you foolish mayflies... You. Are. DEAD.
Lemon (under her breath): IlluZhion... my love...
Back with The Resistance...
IlluZhion: Glad to see you guys didn't abandon us.
Fiery: Us?
Raider: Hi~
Nudge: Surprise, surprise, IlluZhion's simping on yet ANOTHER person...
Osc and Ralsei: Just why?
Max: HE'S NOT A SIMP!
Ralsei: Yeah right bitch, he literally fell for you before...
Fiery: Can you guys not? Raider, come with us. We're gonna go rescue our friends.
They eventually found Dietsoda's private room. When they entered...
IlluZhion: LEMON! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!
Dietsoda: Don't try anything, mayfly. Or ALL. YOUR. FRIENDS. WILL. PERISH.
IlluZhion: YOU DARE AND I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR TRAITOROUS BRETHREN.
Kris: IlluZhion...
Lemon: Ahahaha~
You think I'm gonna die?
Dietsoda: I know it, mayfly.
*Lemon's eyes blaze and she grows wings*
Lemon: Wanna bet?
Max: WHAAAAAAAAAT?! LEMON'S A VAMPIRE?!
Nudge: IlluZhion... You did NOT.
IlluZhion: Oh, you bet I did.
Lely: Oh forget that Nudge, let's fight this evil and save the Super MKPC Galaxy!
Raider: Seems like it's time for The Uprising.
Fiery: The Uprising, huh? I like the sound of that! LET'S DO THIS! LELY, CUE THE MUSIC!
Lely: You bet I will.
*Lely blasts Not Today on his MP3 player*
Dietsoda: Oh it's on, mayflies.
*Dietsoda's hands start burning and the flares become huge scimitars*
Max: You dare... AND I WILL END YOU.
Lely POV: Wow, Max is getting defensive... Haha cute...
*Max blushes*
Max: Lely I heard- AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!
*Max gets stabbed in the ribs*
IlluZhion POV: HOLY CRAP... IS MAX... DEAD...?! I will avenge him regardless...
At Club IlluZhion a few years ago...
IlluZhion POV: Hey, there's someone new here...
Max: Hey... Are you the owner of this bar...?
Nudge: Yeah he is... Who are you anyway? You don't look like anyone from around here. Mind you, basically everyone comes here in the MKPCverse...
Max: Well ummm... I'm kind of new here... My name's Max...
Lemon: Well uhhh... Hi Max!
Max: Oh don't worry... I'm generally quiet...
IlluZhion: Heh, I was like that a while back.
That night at the beach...
IlluZhion POV: Hey... Isn't that...
IlluZhion: Max?
Max: ...IlluZhion...? What're you doing here?
IlluZhion: I was just flying about and I saw you sitting here... What are you doing on these cliffs anyway? If you fall down here, you could easily perish...
Max: I was just thinking...
*IlluZhion walks up to Max and sits beside him*
IlluZhion: What's on your mind?
Max: I've been thinking... About you... This galaxy isn't that safe anymore... I barely survived... My friends all died around me...
IlluZhion: I... I'm so sorry to hear that...
*Max gets up and goes to leave*
Max: I was thinking something else about you, but I think it's better if it's kept a secret~
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Ok...
Back in reality...
IlluZhion POV: Wow... we came so far together... I'M NOT LETTING IT GO...
Lely: IlluZhion! A little- AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
*Lely falls to the floor*
Nudge and Osc: LELY!
*They go after Dietsoda, only to immediately get shot by a laser*
At Toad Town around a decade ago...
IlluZhion: Welp... more shopping to do...
*IlluZhion hums Super Mario Bros.*
Nudge: Excuse me... Are you IlluZhion...?
IlluZhion: Uhhh yeah, why?
Osc: We're kinda new here and we want to go to your bar, but we don't know where it is...
*IlluZhion leads them to the bar, where they quickly become good friends*
Back in reality...
IlluZhion: Gaaah...
Lemon: HEY LUNATICS! THINK YOU CAN HURT MY FRIENDS?! GETTA LOAD OF THIS!
*IlluZhion's eyes widen as he remains corrupted, kneeling weakly on the floor*
Kris: Lemon...
IlluZhion POV: She's not going to die... NO WAY... Violence is no longer an answer... It's a question... And the answer... is YES...
Raider POV: Holy crap... IlluZhion's corrupted by darkness... I'm going to attack them before he gets possessed by it...
*Lemon and Raider attack Dietsoda and xrunner, but they get countered*
IlluZhion: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*IlluZhion becomes possessed by darkness, at which point he rips apart into a swarm of clones*
IlluZhion: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Dietsoda and xrunner: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Luckily, Lely, Krazey, Kris, Max, Dark, Lemon and Raider survived their injuries...
But their adventures don't end here...
THE END...
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2On 2023-02-13 at 20:58:15
Next episode is the final episode, after that I'll get started on Super MKPC Galaxy 2: Lost Destiny
EDIT: It will be a significantly longer episode but more people will die, sorry
EDIT: It will be a significantly longer episode but more people will die, sorry
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2On 2023-02-13 at 20:28:48
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Osc: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE?! CAN DIETSODA NOT GO FOR A SECOND WITHOUT PLACING ANY KIND OF TRAPS?!
Max: Well we ain't dying just yet...
*Max plays a melody on his flute*
Nemuku: Whuh?
*Nemuku sniffs about for a while before wandering off to find food*
Lely: PHEW... Thanks Max... You're a lifesaver...
Nudge: You actual coward, scared of a fucking bear. I would've stabbed it through the ribs if it had tried to sink its muttonchops into me.
IlluZhion: ...
Ralsei: Hey IlluZhion, what's up?
IlluZhion: ...Nevermind...
*IlluZhion runs off*
Krazey: Wonder what's up with him... I feel kinda bad for him.
Lely: There's somewhere he has to go. Alone.
With IlluZhion...
???: Hey IlluZhion... Follow me...
IlluZhion: Huh?
*They walk upstairs, leading into an annexed area of the castle*
???: Do you know who I am?
IlluZhion: I... don't think so...
*The figure removes her hood*
IlluZhion: Oh my God... I thought you were dead...
Osc: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE?! CAN DIETSODA NOT GO FOR A SECOND WITHOUT PLACING ANY KIND OF TRAPS?!
Max: Well we ain't dying just yet...
*Max plays a melody on his flute*
Nemuku: Whuh?
*Nemuku sniffs about for a while before wandering off to find food*
Lely: PHEW... Thanks Max... You're a lifesaver...
Nudge: You actual coward, scared of a fucking bear. I would've stabbed it through the ribs if it had tried to sink its muttonchops into me.
IlluZhion: ...
Ralsei: Hey IlluZhion, what's up?
IlluZhion: ...Nevermind...
*IlluZhion runs off*
Krazey: Wonder what's up with him... I feel kinda bad for him.
Lely: There's somewhere he has to go. Alone.
With IlluZhion...
???: Hey IlluZhion... Follow me...
IlluZhion: Huh?
*They walk upstairs, leading into an annexed area of the castle*
???: Do you know who I am?
IlluZhion: I... don't think so...
*The figure removes her hood*
IlluZhion: Oh my God... I thought you were dead...
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IlluZhion: Whew, that was something else...
Lely: Well, it's a good job you two didn't die of garlic poisoning... Let's get going!
Nudge: Hey wait, where's Lemon?
Meanwhile...
Lemon: Urrrrrgggghh... Wh-where am I...?
Dietsoda: Oh good, IlluZhion's girlfriend is awake.
Lemon: D-DIETSODA?! XRUNNER?!
xrunner: I wouldn't waste another breath...
*VOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Lemon: AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! I CAN'T- I can't...
*Lemon is lulled to sleep, completely oblivious as to what's actually happening*
Back with IlluZhion...
IlluZhion: OH. MY. GOD. I'M ACTUALLY GOING BEYOND MY BREAKING POINT. SHE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED AGAIN, HASN'T SHE?!
Krazey: Gah, sure seems like it...
Popplio: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE?! KIDNAPPING 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS, LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Nudge: Seems like IlluZhion isn't the only one simping for Lemon...
Ralsei: Can you bitches pack it in? We're not getting any closer to Lemon, Kris or Dark this way.
IlluZhion: NO I WILL NOT 'PACK IT IN'. FOR ALL I KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND COULD BE DYING RIGHT NOW...
Max: Can we just stop?! IlluZhion, calm the heck down. Ralsei, Nudge, stop bothering IlluZhion.
Nudge and Ralsei: Ugh, fine...
Lely: Think I've had enough of this bullshit for one day... Let's go...
Fiery: Yeah! By the way, can I ask you guys something?
Osc: What is it?
Fiery: What- LOOKS LIKE A BEAR THAT EATS PEOPLE?!
Lely: Uhhh... what the fuck? Are you describing a cannibal...?
Fiery: NO, YOU IDIOT! LOOK BEHIND YOU!
Max: RUN!!!
IlluZhion: Whew, that was something else...
Lely: Well, it's a good job you two didn't die of garlic poisoning... Let's get going!
Nudge: Hey wait, where's Lemon?
Meanwhile...
Lemon: Urrrrrgggghh... Wh-where am I...?
Dietsoda: Oh good, IlluZhion's girlfriend is awake.
Lemon: D-DIETSODA?! XRUNNER?!
xrunner: I wouldn't waste another breath...
*VOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Lemon: AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! I CAN'T- I can't...
*Lemon is lulled to sleep, completely oblivious as to what's actually happening*
Back with IlluZhion...
IlluZhion: OH. MY. GOD. I'M ACTUALLY GOING BEYOND MY BREAKING POINT. SHE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED AGAIN, HASN'T SHE?!
Krazey: Gah, sure seems like it...
Popplio: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE?! KIDNAPPING 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS, LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Nudge: Seems like IlluZhion isn't the only one simping for Lemon...
Ralsei: Can you bitches pack it in? We're not getting any closer to Lemon, Kris or Dark this way.
IlluZhion: NO I WILL NOT 'PACK IT IN'. FOR ALL I KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND COULD BE DYING RIGHT NOW...
Max: Can we just stop?! IlluZhion, calm the heck down. Ralsei, Nudge, stop bothering IlluZhion.
Nudge and Ralsei: Ugh, fine...
Lely: Think I've had enough of this bullshit for one day... Let's go...
Fiery: Yeah! By the way, can I ask you guys something?
Osc: What is it?
Fiery: What- LOOKS LIKE A BEAR THAT EATS PEOPLE?!
Lely: Uhhh... what the fuck? Are you describing a cannibal...?
Fiery: NO, YOU IDIOT! LOOK BEHIND YOU!
Max: RUN!!!
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