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5744 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-09-20 at 13:47:29
1. Play as shy guy in one year (no you can not play as any other character
2. Become shy guy (https://postimg.cc/8JBqsqtY)
1. Up
2.Down
2. Become shy guy (https://postimg.cc/8JBqsqtY)
1. Up
2.Down
I choose both, but I already play as shy guy...
On 2025-09-17 at 21:53:18
1. Play as shy guy in one year (no you can not play as any other character
2. Become shy guy (https://postimg.cc/8JBqsqtY)
1. Up
2.Down
2. Become shy guy (https://postimg.cc/8JBqsqtY)
1. Up
2.Down
I would be one with you lol
On 2025-09-17 at 11:29:03
1. RD perfectly but have to play as your least favorite character
2. make everyone on the site have to play as a shy guy for 5 years and RD perfectly for 3 years
(ok I may be biased but its a tricky question tho cause would you like RD but either have to play as your least favorite character or make everyone (including you) play as a shy guy for 5 years but you only get the RD for 3, tbh I'm making the second option (to be expected, look I even have a plush https://postimg.cc/kV4HSXgt))
2. make everyone on the site have to play as a shy guy for 5 years and RD perfectly for 3 years
(ok I may be biased but its a tricky question tho cause would you like RD but either have to play as your least favorite character or make everyone (including you) play as a shy guy for 5 years but you only get the RD for 3, tbh I'm making the second option (to be expected, look I even have a plush https://postimg.cc/kV4HSXgt))
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1On 2025-09-06 at 21:52:42
Guys, please calm down. It seems like my "which one would you choose" is starting to create a drama and I'm against this.
Instead of judging blindly someone else's opinion, try to first take a step back and ask yourself why did they make that choice.
By thinking like this, you are first of all avoiding any form of drama, and second of all you are debating in a very mature and peaceful way, which is what we're aiming for! ^^
I'm going to explain the differences between the
Poison Mushroom and the 
POW Block: and why do people think one is good, the other is bad, and vice versa. I will then give my personal opinion on each items.
• Poison Mushroom:
The poison mushroom was an item first introduced as a CPU Only item in Super Mario Kart. It basically acts the same as the way it did before: It spins out the player and shrinks them for a short time.
• Positive aspects: The poison mushroom being back in Mario Kart PC gives it a very nostalgic effect for some players. This item, being obtainable in the early-middle spots can act like a strong defensive item. It can be trailed and thus block any incoming shells.
Because of the shrinking effect it gives on hit, players have to be very carefully not to hit one because it can definetly ruin their race because of the big time loss.
• Negative aspects: This item can be seen as very repetitive item that isn't necessarily needed in Mario Kart PC: it is basically just a banana but a bit better or a bob-omb but worse. Players may just see this item simply as another trailable item that doesn't have much difference from other items.
Personal Opinion: I don't mind about the poison mushroom, I do think it deserves its place in the distribution although sometimes it can be quite annoying if you're aiming to have a mushroom... but end up having a poison mushroom. It happened to me multiple times that I wanted to dodge a blue shell with a mushroom but the moment I press the item key to shroom dodge I just end up trailing a poison because I had a poison mushroom instead of a normal mushroom (shame on me for that...).
• POW Block:
The POW block made its first appearance as an in Mario Kart Wii. Upon using it, a POW block will appear on every player's screen that are ahead of player who used the item, and will crash 3 times. On the third and final crash, any player who isn't in a dodge state or in the air with a cannon or a jump will get spun out and lose their items. This item never came back in any official Mario Kart games after Mario Kart Wii.
• Positive aspects: The POW block being able to hit multiple players at once and make them lose their items makes it an EXTREMELY powerful item. A POW block has to be used very wisely for it to have a maximum efficiency. Just like the poison mushroom, the POW block being back in Mario Kart PC (with a very rare chance of being pulled in the standard distribution) makes it a very nostalgic item and it's good to see forgotten items being alive again.
• Negative aspects: Despite its extreme strenght, a very probable reason the POW block never returned in any other Mario Kart game is because of how random it is and how similar it is to the lightning.
It's just a lightning but worse for multiple reasons: it only hits players who are in front of the user, it has a less big effect on players and it is predictable. Today, many players see this item as the "mini shock".
Personal Opinion: I'm personally a fan of the chaos created by item during races and items like the POW block which can litteraly hit so many players at once and making them dropa all their items is exactly what I love to see.
Some people may call me crazy but me loving chaos is also the reason why I like the other hated items such as: Thundercloud, Blue Shell, Lightning and Kamek. I call those items the "Chaos" items.
Of course guys, it's normal if some of you don't agree with my statements and it's completely okay to agree or not agree with something! Everyone is allowed to have their own opinion and it's always great to see different opinions from everyone, even if they're out of the ordinary (just like me liking the thundercloud as an item for example xD). Hoping to see more votes from other people!
Instead of judging blindly someone else's opinion, try to first take a step back and ask yourself why did they make that choice.
By thinking like this, you are first of all avoiding any form of drama, and second of all you are debating in a very mature and peaceful way, which is what we're aiming for! ^^
I'm going to explain the differences between the
Poison Mushroom and the POW Block: and why do people think one is good, the other is bad, and vice versa. I will then give my personal opinion on each items.•
Poison Mushroom:The poison mushroom was an item first introduced as a CPU Only item in Super Mario Kart. It basically acts the same as the way it did before: It spins out the player and shrinks them for a short time.
• Positive aspects: The poison mushroom being back in Mario Kart PC gives it a very nostalgic effect for some players. This item, being obtainable in the early-middle spots can act like a strong defensive item. It can be trailed and thus block any incoming shells.
Because of the shrinking effect it gives on hit, players have to be very carefully not to hit one because it can definetly ruin their race because of the big time loss.
• Negative aspects: This item can be seen as very repetitive item that isn't necessarily needed in Mario Kart PC: it is basically just a banana but a bit better or a bob-omb but worse. Players may just see this item simply as another trailable item that doesn't have much difference from other items.
Personal Opinion: I don't mind about the poison mushroom, I do think it deserves its place in the distribution although sometimes it can be quite annoying if you're aiming to have a mushroom... but end up having a poison mushroom. It happened to me multiple times that I wanted to dodge a blue shell with a mushroom but the moment I press the item key to shroom dodge I just end up trailing a poison because I had a poison mushroom instead of a normal mushroom (shame on me for that...).
•
POW Block:The POW block made its first appearance as an in Mario Kart Wii. Upon using it, a POW block will appear on every player's screen that are ahead of player who used the item, and will crash 3 times. On the third and final crash, any player who isn't in a dodge state or in the air with a cannon or a jump will get spun out and lose their items. This item never came back in any official Mario Kart games after Mario Kart Wii.
• Positive aspects: The POW block being able to hit multiple players at once and make them lose their items makes it an EXTREMELY powerful item. A POW block has to be used very wisely for it to have a maximum efficiency. Just like the poison mushroom, the POW block being back in Mario Kart PC (with a very rare chance of being pulled in the standard distribution) makes it a very nostalgic item and it's good to see forgotten items being alive again.
• Negative aspects: Despite its extreme strenght, a very probable reason the POW block never returned in any other Mario Kart game is because of how random it is and how similar it is to the lightning.
It's just a lightning but worse for multiple reasons: it only hits players who are in front of the user, it has a less big effect on players and it is predictable. Today, many players see this item as the "mini shock".
Personal Opinion: I'm personally a fan of the chaos created by item during races and items like the POW block which can litteraly hit so many players at once and making them dropa all their items is exactly what I love to see.
Some people may call me crazy but me loving chaos is also the reason why I like the other hated items such as: Thundercloud, Blue Shell, Lightning and Kamek. I call those items the "Chaos" items.
Of course guys, it's normal if some of you don't agree with my statements and it's completely okay to agree or not agree with something! Everyone is allowed to have their own opinion and it's always great to see different opinions from everyone, even if they're out of the ordinary (just like me liking the thundercloud as an item for example xD). Hoping to see more votes from other people!
ok guys he's right, there both up there, now that I think about it, WE NEED THE CHAOS. THATS WHY I PLAY THIS GAME. and the poison, sure it can be frustrating to get it, mistake it for a shroom and miss a cut or blue dodge. it happens to me a lot (especially on MC1 as I'm more focused on taking big cuts, then realizing what item I actually have)but the poison also has many other positive things like being able to whip it out when someones right behind you. honestly I agree with you Nodac.
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1On 2025-09-06 at 20:52:48
If you could remove 3 items from the standard MKPC item distribution, which ones would you choose?
Here is the item list:
Here is the item list:
• 
Fake Item Box (3 votes)
•
Banana
• Banana x3
•
Green Shell
• Green Shell x3
•
Red Shell
• Red Shell x3
•
Spiny Shell (1 vote)
• Poison Mushroom (3 votes)
•
Mushroom
• Mushroom x3
•
Bob-omb
•
Blooper (3 votes)
• POW Block (1 vote)
•
Mega Mushroom (1 vote)
•
Star
•
Golden Mushroom
•
Bullet Bill
•
Lightning/Shock
Fake Item Box (3 votes)•
Banana•
Banana x3•
Green Shell•
Green Shell x3•
Red Shell•
Red Shell x3•
Spiny Shell (1 vote)•
Poison Mushroom (3 votes)•
Mushroom•
Mushroom x3•
Bob-omb•
Blooper (3 votes)•
POW Block (1 vote)•
Mega Mushroom (1 vote)•
Star•
Golden Mushroom•
Bullet Bill•
Lightning/ShockFIB, Blooper, Poison Mushroom
Now 3 people Has said this combination.
Fib, Blooper and Poison Mushroom.
Blooper, FIB, Poison Mushroom
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE POISON????? ITS A GOOD CONCEPT AND THE POW IS RIGHT THERE, ONE OF THE WORST IN WII SO WHY SHOULD IT BE ANY BETTER HERE?
The POW Block was not bad in wii at all but it is a bit worse in MKPC as it is a bit more confusing to dodge (and a bit harder).
The Poison is bad because it replaces the thunder cloud in a way and it is a disadvantage to new and bagging players.
Also the other items are good
imo the poison punishes lower spots, but not too much cuz its EZ to dodge, yep at the same time could be helpful to get someone off your back, the pow on the other hand... what do you do on MC1, MC3, BC1, etc. and plus its too hard to dodge imo cuz there aren't very many jumps on tracks, and some tracks outright dont have jumps ... so what do you do there? we should kill the pow and keep the poison
POW dodging is actually very similar to in Wii, hop at the right time to dodge it
yea but i'm more of a casual player so i'm not doing this often
On 2025-09-06 at 20:22:23
If you could remove 3 items from the standard MKPC item distribution, which ones would you choose?
Here is the item list:
Here is the item list:
• Fake Item Box (3 votes)
• Banana
• Banana x3
• Green Shell
• Green Shell x3
• Red Shell
• Red Shell x3
• Spiny Shell (1 vote)
• Poison Mushroom (3 votes)
• Mushroom
• Mushroom x3
• Bob-omb
• Blooper (3 votes)
• POW Block (1 vote)
• Mega Mushroom (1 vote)
• Star
• Golden Mushroom
• Bullet Bill
• Lightning/Shock
Fake Item Box (3 votes)•
Banana•
Banana x3•
Green Shell•
Green Shell x3•
Red Shell•
Red Shell x3•
Spiny Shell (1 vote)•
Poison Mushroom (3 votes)•
Mushroom•
Mushroom x3•
Bob-omb•
Blooper (3 votes)•
POW Block (1 vote)•
Mega Mushroom (1 vote)•
Star•
Golden Mushroom•
Bullet Bill•
Lightning/ShockFIB, Blooper, Poison Mushroom
Now 3 people Has said this combination.
Fib, Blooper and Poison Mushroom.
Blooper, FIB, Poison Mushroom
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE POISON????? ITS A GOOD CONCEPT AND THE POW IS RIGHT THERE, ONE OF THE WORST IN WII SO WHY SHOULD IT BE ANY BETTER HERE?
The POW Block was not bad in wii at all but it is a bit worse in MKPC as it is a bit more confusing to dodge (and a bit harder).
The Poison is bad because it replaces the thunder cloud in a way and it is a disadvantage to new and bagging players.
Also the other items are good
imo the poison punishes lower spots, but not too much cuz its EZ to dodge, yep at the same time could be helpful to get someone off your back, the pow on the other hand... what do you do on MC1, MC3, BC1, etc. and plus its too hard to dodge imo cuz there aren't very many jumps on tracks, and some tracks outright dont have jumps ... so what do you do there? we should kill the pow and keep the poison
111On 2025-09-06 at 19:59:09
If you could remove 3 items from the standard MKPC item distribution, which ones would you choose?
Here is the item list:
Here is the item list:
• Fake Item Box (3 votes)
• Banana
• Banana x3
• Green Shell
• Green Shell x3
• Red Shell
• Red Shell x3
• Spiny Shell (1 vote)
• Poison Mushroom (3 votes)
• Mushroom
• Mushroom x3
• Bob-omb
• Blooper (3 votes)
• POW Block (1 vote)
• Mega Mushroom (1 vote)
• Star
• Golden Mushroom
• Bullet Bill
• Lightning/Shock
Fake Item Box (3 votes)•
Banana•
Banana x3•
Green Shell•
Green Shell x3•
Red Shell•
Red Shell x3•
Spiny Shell (1 vote)•
Poison Mushroom (3 votes)•
Mushroom•
Mushroom x3•
Bob-omb•
Blooper (3 votes)•
POW Block (1 vote)•
Mega Mushroom (1 vote)•
Star•
Golden Mushroom•
Bullet Bill•
Lightning/ShockFIB, Blooper, Poison Mushroom
Now 3 people Has said this combination.
Fib, Blooper and Poison Mushroom.
Blooper, FIB, Poison Mushroom
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE POISON????? ITS A GOOD CONCEPT AND THE POW IS RIGHT THERE, ONE OF THE WORST IN WII SO WHY SHOULD IT BE ANY BETTER HERE?
1On 2025-09-06 at 14:35:52
only drink coke products- up
only drink pepsi products- down
only drink pepsi products- down
Water
yea same I'll stick with water
2On 2025-09-06 at 14:32:17
why do you want the poison gone its a good item imo, cool gimmick and even an Easter egg to the fact it was a CPU only item in SMK, the pow is just annoying
1On 2025-09-06 at 14:08:32
If you could remove 3 items from the standard MKPC item distribution, which ones would you choose?
Here is the item list:
Here is the item list:
fake item, blooper, pow
1On 2025-08-29 at 15:26:32
1. Replace Daisy's stats in MKPC or
2. Remove The track maker from MKPC.
Thumbs up for 1.
Thumbs down for 2.
2. Remove The track maker from MKPC.
Thumbs up for 1.
Thumbs down for 2.
uhm... if we replace daisy's stats, than there will be a new best character (although it might ruin many CCs (custom characters))
On 2025-08-24 at 12:46:02
1- be the person with most skill in this website
2- be a mod.
Pick wisely!
2- be a mod.
Pick wisely!
BE. A. MOD. no questions asked 🙃
On 2025-08-17 at 21:11:26
1. Ban that Woo guy. (up)
2. Rip MK8DX from existence. (down)
2. Rip MK8DX from existence. (down)
why would you ban Woo? although i'd would choose to ban him over MK8DX
false quoting, it's just annoying as he-
yea he does do that (tbh I think its funny though)
On 2025-08-17 at 21:09:19
1. Ban that Woo guy. (up)
2. Rip MK8DX from existence. (down)
2. Rip MK8DX from existence. (down)
why would you ban Woo? although i'd would choose to ban him over MK8DX
1On 2025-08-17 at 12:49:06
1. Get rid of reverse drifting
2. Get rid of all challenges or
3.Get a free Copy of Garfield Classic Treasury
2. Get rid of all challenges or
3.Get a free Copy of Garfield Classic Treasury
I don't even know what 3 is... so I pick 3 lol
2On 2025-08-13 at 19:10:26
1: have infinite VR and BR even if you suck
2: be the most popular person on the site
Up=1
Down=2
2: be the most popular person on the site
Up=1
Down=2
I feel like having an unbeatable amount of VR/BR would make you popular
2
34This is Mario Kart [fanfic]
On 2025-09-20 at 23:11:15
S1 E4
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9610335
Luigi's Mansion
*knock knock*
???: Can I make a change of partner petition?
???: Sure, who is your replacement?
???: Cinnamon Folloreht. He's waiting outside.
???: Ah okay that's fine. Here's his form...
Cinnamon Folloreht
Nonchalant, and sometimes sarcastic.
Kart: MKPC Daisy Kart
Special Item: Shadow Lock. While this is on, it hinders opponents' motor skills and overall driving skill.
Special Abilities: Manipulate people and objects.
DD Partner: Nommanic
Age: 26
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Alarm: Beep beep beep
(Music Start)
Alarm: Beep beep bee-
(Everyone wakes up.)
(Music Start)
Hunter: Bro, what the hell is this music?!
Nommanic: I think it's Bach's
Toccata and Fugue.
Hunter: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION LIL BOY-
Alarm: That's is correct. This ringtone is an arranged version of J. S. Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor-
Hunter: No one ask you-
Alarm: It appears you are quite uneducated in grammar.
Hunter: How dare you!
(He shoots an arrow at the alarm, but misses because the alarm suddenly rolls to the right.)
Mimi: Hey yall
You have two- I mean four- I mean six ... (good I didn't hear that-)
Hunter: Sev-
(He gets slapped by GamerGuy and GamerGirl simultaneously.)
Mimi: ...new teammates.
Cinnamon Folloreht-
Nommanic: Wait, what are YOU doing here?
Sebastian
Katie
potter pottah
little potter
MaleMan
(Music Change)
Mimi: Because of the-
Tom: You mean MailMan.
MaleMan: No, it's MaleMan.
Tom: LOOK YOU IDIOT THAT IS LITERALLY THE-
Nommanic: No. His application form right there CLEARLY STATES that he KNOWS that "MailMan" is the correct spelling, but would like to be called the incorrect spelling!
Tom: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT YOU-
(He gets punched by Cinnamon.)
Buck: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT?! *throws a grenade*
(The grenade somehow accelerates back to Buck and explodes.)
Tom: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO BUCK?!? *swings axe*
(The axe breaks in half, the sharp point taking a boomerang path and hits the back of Tom, who screams.)
Cinnamon: At this point, it should be obvious that-
Hunter: Hey Cinnamon!! Wanna be friends! We can team against Nomma-
(Hunter's arrows lift into the air and pierce him, who promptly screams.)
Cinnamon: First of all, Nommanic's my brother. Second of all, you're clearly being specieist. Third of all-
Nommanic: What?
Sebastian: When do we get to the racing?
Mimi: Oh that's right I almost forgot! I'll have to do the preperations, lemme just, er... uhh...
Explorers: Hm?
Boyfrield: Hm?
Cinnamon and Nommanic: Oh, no, here we go AGAIN.
MaleMan: How long do we have to do consecutive dodgerblue characters?
Mimi: I just ended it.
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(Music Change)
Lakitu: Welcome! Everyone! To the final race of the Bowl of Mushroom Soup!
(The crowd cheers.)
Mimi: The final track...
Everyone: LUIGI'S MANSION!!!
Crowd: Woo!! Woohoo!!! Yaaay!!! Hurray!!! Yay for JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!
Nommanic: Huh? Why Jay?
Mimi: Have you forgotten already...?
3
2
1
GO!!!
(Everyone gets a rocket start and starts drifting.)
Mimi: Oh I almost forgot! MailMan-
MaleMan: -MaleMan
Tom: -MailMen-
Buck: -TheMailMan-
Tom: -TamaleMan-
Buck: -Tamale-
(Buck gets trickshot by Russia.)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the Mansion... and... ... ... ...they trick!! Wait, what's Toad... Oh NOOOOOOO!!!
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Sorry, people! Someone did a SPIN TURN on the STAIRCASE! We are trying to get the system back on, but... ... ... ... ... there!
(The karters resume racing.)
Mimi: *ahem* we will be using a goomba as MaleMan's DD Partner until he finds a suitable replacement.
(The racers do a sharp drift right.)
Lakitu: *ahem* And the racers are reaching the Mansion's exit! The road out is thin, though, so eventually...
Mimi: ...everyone bumps out into the unlimited-offroad.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
Lakitu: The racers are unable to move, so... I guess I'll have to go help them.
(Lakitu pulls the racers out of the unlimited-offroad)
Mimi: Wait! You put them ahead of the checkpoint! How can they go back if the gate is closed?! ... ... Nevermind. *pulls out a laptop and starts typing* Okay. I deleted that checkpoint, so everything SHOULD be going a-okay.
Lakitu: *ahem* Now, the racers are also approaching the second set of unlimited-offroad!
(The racers get stuck in the mud.)
Mimi: Wait just a minute... *continues typing* there! Now the-
(-racers are sped at an incredible rate to the finish sign.)
littlepotter: daddydaddywhatishappening
potterpottah:ihavenoidea
LAP 2/3
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Huh? This music is way different from the previous one.
Sebastian: I could tell.
Nommanic: Uhh I think the Mansion changed according to the music. I wonder where Mario-
Mario: Hello! Oh! Sebastian, you are driving my kart! That is MY kart, not yours. *attacks Sebastian*
India: Uhh...
*riiing riiing riiiing riiing riiing riiiing riiiing riiing riiing riiing riiing riiiing*
Russia: <What is that?>
???: It's the sound of Tom comin' for ya.
Buck: Ready to die?
Mimi: Uhh this is not good.
Explorers: -not good at all.
(The racers are fighting at the first item box set.)
Nommanic: See? The Mansion is... rather modern.
Mario: Oh yeah! Dat is MY design! Do you like eet?
Nommanic: Frankly, no. It doesn't even fit the music--
(He gets down-specialled by Mario.)
Nommanic: But, the previous one fits the Mansion pretty well. It's the sound of you crying for help.
Mario: Huh?
Nommanic: I mean, weren't you kidnapped... ... ... ... --wait I mean CAPTURED in Luigi's Mansion?
(Somehow, this whole thing becomes a game of SSB.)
Mimi: GUYS!! THIS IS MARIO KART, NOT SUPER SMASH BROS!! GUYS!!
(Sebastian pulls a Fire Flower.)
Cinnamon: .............................................
Sebastian: Uhh cat got your tongue?
Katie: I think he's mesmerized by my beauty.
Sebastian: .............................................
Katie: Hey! The cat's not allowed to get YOUR tongue!
Nommanic: .............................................
Explorers: .............................................
Russia: .............................................
Boyfriend: .............................................
Pico: .............................................
Mimi: ..............................................
India: .............................................
Lakitu: Guys, this is Mario Kart, not Smash Bros or a game of English or Spanish-
Nommanic: --French. Wargor made this game, remember?
.............................................
Kirby: .............................................
(Mimi types on her computer, and everyone gets pushed in the Mansion, WITHOUT THEIR KARTS!!!)
Mimi: Sorry, yall..............................................
(Music Change)
Nommanic and Cinnamon: Ugh! The music quality is HORRIBLE!!
Explorers: Whaddya mean?
Boyfriend: Nah, bro. REAL whiz kids can work in ANY condition!
MaleMan: We're trying to hint you to tidy your desk more.
Boyfriend: Huh?
Mimi: Sorry to break the chain, but-
Luigi: Welcome to Luigi's Mansion! Pleese go to de next wroom.
Toadette and Stella: Can't we escape this?
Toad: Hmm... Yes, we can! ... ... ... ... ... wait but I don't have kart...
Nommanic: Yes, you do!
Toad: Huh? Oh I never noticed that there was a kart lying around there.
Luigi: Huh? Where deed dhat come from.
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Ah yes panic put into a song.
Mimi: I've finished rebooting the game, but it still might be GLIIIIIIIITCHY!!!!
Lap 3/NaN
(Everyone "falls" in the forward direction in lap completion, somewhat randomly.)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The racers continue to accelerate, this time through every other race in the Bowl of Mushroom Soup.)
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Mimi: Alrightie guys you have zero injuries in total, but this infraction was reported to the Police, and MKPC University MIGHT have to shut down due to safety violations. For now though, you've got to get ready for the second cup, the Cup that Red is allergic to.
Boyfriend: Don't we ever get a break?
Mimi: Oh that's right you didn't initially sign up.
Basically, Monday to Thursday will be Grand Prix racing. Friday is the winner celebration, and the weekend is free day, where you can do VS, TT, or anything you want.
...to be continued...
Season 1
Episode 4
Luigi's Mansion
THE END
Ad: Who won the Grand Prix? Stay tuned to find out...
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Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9610335
Luigi's Mansion
*knock knock*
???: Can I make a change of partner petition?
???: Sure, who is your replacement?
???: Cinnamon Folloreht. He's waiting outside.
???: Ah okay that's fine. Here's his form...
Cinnamon Folloreht
Nonchalant, and sometimes sarcastic.
Kart: MKPC Daisy Kart
Special Item: Shadow Lock. While this is on, it hinders opponents' motor skills and overall driving skill.
Special Abilities: Manipulate people and objects.
DD Partner: Nommanic
Age: 26
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Alarm: Beep beep beep
(Music Start)
Alarm: Beep beep bee-
(Everyone wakes up.)
(Music Start)
Hunter: Bro, what the hell is this music?!
Nommanic: I think it's Bach's
Toccata and Fugue.
Hunter: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION LIL BOY-
Alarm: That's is correct. This ringtone is an arranged version of J. S. Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor-
Hunter: No one ask you-
Alarm: It appears you are quite uneducated in grammar.
Hunter: How dare you!
(He shoots an arrow at the alarm, but misses because the alarm suddenly rolls to the right.)
Mimi: Hey yall
You have two- I mean four- I mean six ... (good I didn't hear that-)Hunter: Sev-
(He gets slapped by GamerGuy and GamerGirl simultaneously.)
Mimi: ...new teammates.
Cinnamon Folloreht-
Nommanic: Wait, what are YOU doing here?
Sebastian
Katie
potter pottah
little potter
MaleMan
(Music Change)
Mimi: Because of the-
Tom: You mean MailMan.
MaleMan: No, it's MaleMan.
Tom: LOOK YOU IDIOT THAT IS LITERALLY THE-
Nommanic: No. His application form right there CLEARLY STATES that he KNOWS that "MailMan" is the correct spelling, but would like to be called the incorrect spelling!
Tom: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT YOU-
(He gets punched by Cinnamon.)
Buck: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT?! *throws a grenade*
(The grenade somehow accelerates back to Buck and explodes.)
Tom: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO BUCK?!? *swings axe*
(The axe breaks in half, the sharp point taking a boomerang path and hits the back of Tom, who screams.)
Cinnamon: At this point, it should be obvious that-
Hunter: Hey Cinnamon!! Wanna be friends! We can team against Nomma-
(Hunter's arrows lift into the air and pierce him, who promptly screams.)
Cinnamon: First of all, Nommanic's my brother. Second of all, you're clearly being specieist. Third of all-
Nommanic: What?
Sebastian: When do we get to the racing?
Mimi: Oh that's right I almost forgot! I'll have to do the preperations, lemme just, er... uhh...
Explorers: Hm?
Boyfrield: Hm?
Cinnamon and Nommanic: Oh, no, here we go AGAIN.
MaleMan: How long do we have to do consecutive dodgerblue characters?
Mimi: I just ended it.
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(Music Change)
Lakitu: Welcome! Everyone! To the final race of the Bowl of Mushroom Soup!
(The crowd cheers.)
Mimi: The final track...
Everyone: LUIGI'S MANSION!!!
Crowd: Woo!! Woohoo!!! Yaaay!!! Hurray!!! Yay for JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!
Nommanic: Huh? Why Jay?
Mimi: Have you forgotten already...?
3
2
1
GO!!!
(Everyone gets a rocket start and starts drifting.)
Mimi: Oh I almost forgot! MailMan-
MaleMan: -MaleMan
Tom: -MailMen-
Buck: -TheMailMan-
Tom: -TamaleMan-
Buck: -Tamale-
(Buck gets trickshot by Russia.)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the Mansion... and... ... ... ...they trick!! Wait, what's Toad... Oh NOOOOOOO!!!
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Sorry, people! Someone did a SPIN TURN on the STAIRCASE! We are trying to get the system back on, but... ... ... ... ... there!
(The karters resume racing.)
Mimi: *ahem* we will be using a goomba as MaleMan's DD Partner until he finds a suitable replacement.
(The racers do a sharp drift right.)
Lakitu: *ahem* And the racers are reaching the Mansion's exit! The road out is thin, though, so eventually...
Mimi: ...everyone bumps out into the unlimited-offroad.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
Lakitu: The racers are unable to move, so... I guess I'll have to go help them.
(Lakitu pulls the racers out of the unlimited-offroad)
Mimi: Wait! You put them ahead of the checkpoint! How can they go back if the gate is closed?! ... ... Nevermind. *pulls out a laptop and starts typing* Okay. I deleted that checkpoint, so everything SHOULD be going a-okay.
Lakitu: *ahem* Now, the racers are also approaching the second set of unlimited-offroad!
(The racers get stuck in the mud.)
Mimi: Wait just a minute... *continues typing* there! Now the-
(-racers are sped at an incredible rate to the finish sign.)
littlepotter: daddydaddywhatishappening
potterpottah:ihavenoidea
LAP 2/3
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Huh? This music is way different from the previous one.
Sebastian: I could tell.
Nommanic: Uhh I think the Mansion changed according to the music. I wonder where Mario-
Mario: Hello! Oh! Sebastian, you are driving my kart! That is MY kart, not yours. *attacks Sebastian*
India: Uhh...
*riiing riiing riiiing riiing riiing riiiing riiiing riiing riiing riiing riiing riiiing*
Russia: <What is that?>
???: It's the sound of Tom comin' for ya.
Buck: Ready to die?
Mimi: Uhh this is not good.
Explorers: -not good at all.
(The racers are fighting at the first item box set.)
Nommanic: See? The Mansion is... rather modern.
Mario: Oh yeah! Dat is MY design! Do you like eet?
Nommanic: Frankly, no. It doesn't even fit the music--
(He gets down-specialled by Mario.)
Nommanic: But, the previous one fits the Mansion pretty well. It's the sound of you crying for help.
Mario: Huh?
Nommanic: I mean, weren't you kidnapped... ... ... ... --wait I mean CAPTURED in Luigi's Mansion?
(Somehow, this whole thing becomes a game of SSB.)
Mimi: GUYS!! THIS IS MARIO KART, NOT SUPER SMASH BROS!! GUYS!!
(Sebastian pulls a Fire Flower.)
Cinnamon: .............................................
Sebastian: Uhh cat got your tongue?
Katie: I think he's mesmerized by my beauty.
Sebastian: .............................................
Katie: Hey! The cat's not allowed to get YOUR tongue!
Nommanic: .............................................
Explorers: .............................................
Russia: .............................................
Boyfriend: .............................................
Pico: .............................................
Mimi: ..............................................
India: .............................................
Lakitu: Guys, this is Mario Kart, not Smash Bros or a game of English or Spanish-
Nommanic: --French. Wargor made this game, remember?
.............................................
Kirby: .............................................
(Mimi types on her computer, and everyone gets pushed in the Mansion, WITHOUT THEIR KARTS!!!)
Mimi: Sorry, yall..............................................
(Music Change)
Nommanic and Cinnamon: Ugh! The music quality is HORRIBLE!!
Explorers: Whaddya mean?
Boyfriend: Nah, bro. REAL whiz kids can work in ANY condition!
MaleMan: We're trying to hint you to tidy your desk more.
Boyfriend: Huh?
Mimi: Sorry to break the chain, but-
Luigi: Welcome to Luigi's Mansion! Pleese go to de next wroom.
Toadette and Stella: Can't we escape this?
Toad: Hmm... Yes, we can! ... ... ... ... ... wait but I don't have kart...
Nommanic: Yes, you do!
Toad: Huh? Oh I never noticed that there was a kart lying around there.
Luigi: Huh? Where deed dhat come from.
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Ah yes panic put into a song.
Mimi: I've finished rebooting the game, but it still might be GLIIIIIIIITCHY!!!!
Lap 3/NaN
(Everyone "falls" in the forward direction in lap completion, somewhat randomly.)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The racers continue to accelerate, this time through every other race in the Bowl of Mushroom Soup.)
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Mimi: Alrightie guys you have zero injuries in total, but this infraction was reported to the Police, and MKPC University MIGHT have to shut down due to safety violations. For now though, you've got to get ready for the second cup, the Cup that Red is allergic to.
Boyfriend: Don't we ever get a break?
Mimi: Oh that's right you didn't initially sign up.
Basically, Monday to Thursday will be Grand Prix racing. Friday is the winner celebration, and the weekend is free day, where you can do VS, TT, or anything you want.
...to be continued...
Season 1
Episode 4
Luigi's Mansion
THE END
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why did the only thing GamerGuy and GamerGirl do was punch hunter (I think It was hunter)? like they are both very experienced with fighting, they could've gone something in the SSB part
(it was still really good though)
On 2025-09-03 at 00:39:52
Season 1 Episode 1
Orange Bowl of Mushroom Soup (sponsoredbybikesforbulborbs)
Music: (go to the prelude to find out how to use this link) https://objection.lol/objection/9027318
(The locker room...)
Lakitu: Alright, racers. You ready?
Everyone: Yeah!
Lakitu: Okay. Get your karts and be on the track... ...within 15 minutes! Oh, and one more thing:
The MarioKartGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The karting race will begin in 15 minutes. Line up at the start. The karting speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] Remember to kart in a pro manner, and kart as good as possible.
Explorers: ...uhh what?
Nommanic, Opulent, Kevin, and Stella: What?! You've never done the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test? It's a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues!
Lakitu: *ahem* Anyways, this lady will be helping me with the refereeing.
Lady who brought a desk: Hello. Oh, and you will have to wait an hour longer. Something just happened and it's bad.
Woodboy: ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS-
Garfield: *pats him* Just take it easy, I've felt that way, where I always had to wait for something and-
Woodboy: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR STUPID LECTURE, LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!
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Lady who brought a desk: Hello. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Mimi. My favorite food is meat.
Nommanic: What kind? Chicken? Pork? Beef? Sausage? Pepperoni? Lamb? Mutton? Artificial? Veal? Venison? Goat? Turkey? Thanksgiving Turkey? Duck? Geese? Pheasant? Falcon? Vulture? Frog? Toad? Quail? Salmon? Fried or Sushi? Tuna? Cod? Fish and Chips? Seal? Seal Liver? ...(Don't eat it 'cuz you'll get a vitamin overdose and die)- Bear? Panda Bear? Raccoon? Dinosaur? Elephant? Mammoth? Crab? Lobster? Synthetic Salmon? Cat tongues? Ham? Chicken breast? Chicken Liver? Pig kidney? Synthetic Pepperoni? Pepperoni with extra black pepper? Ham with flatbread, pineapple, cheese, and tomato sauce?
Mimi: ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Uhh............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Lakitu: *bursting in* Hey guys, just a reminder that you have 10 more minutes-
Odie: Well nice to meet you Mimi! I know you like MY meat!
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Garfield: You're really bad at making dirty jokes.
Explorers: Unbelievable.
(10 minutes later, at the start line.)
Explorer: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Explorers: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
Opulent: Hey, you know, I can hear what you're saying. Oh, and good luck with that. You're nowhere in her league. Remember, 12 years ago, Two friends were arguing about her. It's all in "How to Win a Race," if you want to learn more.
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(Explorers and Explorer both tackle Opulent.)
Toad: Someone get security!!
(Opulent jumps up from the ground and kicks Explorer's left.)
Explorers: How dare you! Time to teach you that the bad guys always lose! *uses invisibility flower*
Opulent: *focusing on Explorers* Uhh hey just so ya know, I know where you are. We might be on opposite sides... ...but we're both playing the same game.
Lakitu: Hey everyone! It's time to start the Mushroom Cup! You will be racing with the team known as...
THE PRO KARTERS
Kevin, Stella, GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Nommanic, and Opulent: WAIT WHAT
Lakitu: Oh and one more thing Hunter and Harper just joined.
Hunter: Hi!
Harper: Hi-
(GamerGuy lounges at them and knocks Harper off her feet.)
Nommanic and Kevin: Uuuuhhh.........
Toadette: Someone get MORE security!
Nommanic: GUYS! The war was settled 24 years ago already- WAAAARGK!!
Hunter: I don't care! He is a Shy Guy and- EEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Th-the bow is BURNING!!
Toad and Toadette: SOMEONE GET SECURITY-
(The ground goes into the air and flattens Hunter and Harper like a Thwomp.)
GamerGuy: T H A T I S W H A T Y O U D E S E R V E .
Hunter: Oww... what just happened?
GamerGuy: ...shenanigans.
Lakitu: Racers! Get into yer positions!
3 2 1 GO!
(Music Start)
(Everyone gets a rocket start.)
Everyone but Kevin and Stella: WAIT WHY ARE THERE BIKES FOR BULBORBS SIGNS EVERYWHERE
Kevin: Uhh we need every coin we can get.
Lakitu: Alright! We have the Sillies:
Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Gold, a random girlfriend, Silver, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, and Pearl!
(The audience laughs.)
Lakitu: We have the OG Nones:
Nommanic and Opulent!
(The audience boos.)
Lakitu: We have the NG Nones:
GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Kevin, and Stella!
(The audience boos.)
Lakitu: We have the Non-Nones:
Explorers, Explorer, Woodboy, Fireboy, India, Russia, Garfield, Odie, Hunter, and Harper!
(The audience laughs.)
Lakitu: And finally, we have the best of the best...
THE PRO KARTERS
(The audience cheers.)
The Nones: Hey! How dare you!
Lakitu: As the racers approach the first turn, Pro Karter #2 pulls a shock!
(The audience cheers when he uses it.)
Nommanic: What?! A shock at first? ... a banana. (Not much use, anyway.)- *gets shot with an arrow* OOOWWW!!!
Harper: See ya, sucker-
(In one swift motion, Opulent jumps out of the kart and swings Harper into the ground while setting the her kart on fire.)
Toad: Someone get security!
Toadette: Oh! A golden mushroom!
Lakitu: And Toadette pulls a stupid golden mushroom- OW! I GOT A SHOCK!
Stella: ...it was worth it.
Kevin: And don't you dare insult a Toad or Toadette again.
(The crowd boos.)
Fireboy: A flame bomb... I'll see what I can do with this.
(He throws the bomb and hits 17 out of the 30 Pro Karters. The crowd boos.)
Pro Karter #12: That almost hit me!
Pro Karter #4: That is what you deserve.
Pro Karter #12: Hey! How dare you! Hiyah!
(The Pro Karters start fighting.)
Leader: Don't you dare start! Into the office after this race!
Lakitu: Pro Karters 1 to 12 and their Leader are in first, with Opulent and Nommanic in stinkin- second place- AAARGH! THE CLOUD IS BURNING!
(The crowd boos Opulent.)
Lakitu: Wh-while Toad and Toadette are in stupid third- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Stella: You'll regret it.
Lakitu: M-meanwhile th-the racers a-are approaching the third item box.
Nommanic: Nice, a mushroom!
Lakitu: And Nommanic, by blind luck- YAAAAARGH!! -anyways! He p-pulls a mushroom and drives through Pro Karters #5 to #12! The racers and approaching the underpass section, but Opulent and Nommanic seem to be fainting!
*fomp*
(Music Change)
GamerGirl: Huh? What just happen-
*fomp*
*fomp*
Woodboy: Uhh...
*fomp*
*fomp*
*fomp*
Lakitu: Meanwhile, it appears that everyone but the Pro Karters are fainting! That is why they are called Pro Karters!
(The crowd cheers.)
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Explorers: *coming to* *cough cough* Wh-what just happened? ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
Yellow: Hold up. I'll help.
(Yellow psychically helps the others regain consciousness.)
Russia: Что только что произошло?
Explorer: Uhh the rest of us don't speak Russian.
India: मुझे लगता है हम सब बेहोश हो गए थे। (I think we all just fainted.)
Russia: Водка! Где моя водка?
Woodboy: Uhh I don't have any Vodka.
Russia: Вот моя водка! *glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug*
Nommanic: Uhh I don't think you should drink that much alcohol in a race.
*glug glug glug*
Opulent: I don't think he hears what you're saying.
*glug glug*
Toad: Wait! He's only 15! Someone get security!
Garfield: Oh! Lasagna! *munch munch munch munch munch*
GamerGuy: Hey guys...
*munch munch munch munch munch*
GamerGuy: When do we get back to racing?
*munch munch munch munch munch*
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we can get back to racing now...
India: *hitting Russia* Hey! We need to get back to racing NOW!
(Everyone but Garfield and Odie resume karting.)
Odie: *woof woof!* (Hey! Stop eating that lasagna!)
LAP 2/3
(Music Change)
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
GamerGuy: Oh, no. I hate this track.
Mimi: Welcome... to Broken Pier!
Woodboy: Wait now that doesn't make sense you were supposed to be dead back there.
Mimi: WAIT WHAT
Nommanic: Guys, the Pro Karters are already approaching the third lap.
Green: I'll take care of them.
(The road in front of the Pro Karters disappear. )
Pro Karter #10: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
Pro Karter #3: Hush.
GamerGuy: Uhh hey Nommanic think we can switch places?
(Nommanic switches with GamerGirl.)
GamerGuy: That's better. Thanks!
(Everyone gets to the end.)
Explorer: Now what?
Kevin: I dunno.
Green: Hold up...
(Green makes the Pro Karters fall, then Yellow resets the track for everyone else, who go through the lap line again.)
Lap 3/3
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
Mimi: Welcome... to Bowser's Castle I!
Odie: Wait now that doesn't make sense you were supposed to be dead back there- OW! Who dropped that-
*munch munch munch*
Odie: ...rrriiiggghhhttt... it was YOU!
*munch munch*
Mimi: WAIT WHAT
Woodboy: Hey! Let's get back to karting!
Everyone: ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
(Everyone gets back to karting.)
Explorers: The Pro Karters are coming!
Green: Let me help.
(The road in front of the Pro Karters disappear again, so does the road before them. Meanwhile, everyone else is finishing the race.)
Mimi: And finish! The rankings are:
1. GamerGuy
2. Opulent
3. Toad
4. Woodboy
5. Kevin
6. Explorers-
Explorers and Explorer: Aww...
Stella: I think I'm about to throw up...
Did not finish:
Pro Karters: 30
Garfield
GamerGuy + 46
Opulent + 44
Toad + 42
Woodboy + 40
Kevin + 38
Explorers + 37-
Explorers and Explorer: Aww! Mimi...!
Stella:
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(Music Change)
Explorers: So, what did you think of the race?
Nommanic: What are you keeping your eye on- OW! YOU SLAPPED ME!
(Opulent, Hunter, Harper, GamerGuy, and Kevin all immediately stand up and start fighting.)
Explorers: Hey! How dare you! *tries to punch Opulent*
Hunter: One Step Ahead Hunter, never misses, as long as he is one step ahead-
Nommanic: -which he is not.
(Hunter shoots and misses.)
Hunter: No!
(The fight continues...)
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(3 hours later...)
Explorers: *pant* -so, what is going on now?
Opulent *glancing at Poketch* spent three whole hours fighting.
Mimi: Hey, racers! It's dinnertime! So basically the daily routine is you go to the cafeteria and choose what you'll eat. Then, you go to your bunks and eat at the table.
(They go to the cafeteria.)
(They are heading back to their bunks.)
Kevin: Hey, do you know where Stella is?
Nommanic: Haven't seen her. I'll try... what was it again sis?
Opulent: I think it's... 192-051-2121
*riiing riiing riiing*
Kevin: Where were you? We're already going to the bunks! ... WAIT WHAT ... ah ok. *hangs up* She's already there.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
(Music Change)
(In the room...)
Mimi: No worries, by the way. We have enough for everyone. That is, unless you want to share.
(Everyone groans.)
Explorer: Well I would like to share a bed with Mimi!! OMG!!
Stella: *cough* Ugh... *cough cough*
Mimi: ...A-anyways! These are the bunks!
Woodboy: I call top bunk!
Nommanic: Hey! I was gonna take that!
Explorer: I take bottom bunk- Hey! How did you get there first?!
Toad: Hey everyone! I brought Mario Kart Wii!
Everyone else: Yeayah!
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure guys don't know this, but it's dangerous to say "Yeayah."
GamerGuy: *in low voice* hey Nommanic and Stella. I brought Mario Kart World.
Nommanic: *whispering back* It's on.
Fireboy: They have Mario Kart World! CHAAARRGE!!!
Nommanic: Quick! I'll hide it in the lavatory! *runs in* ...this place worked last time. Done!
Mimi: Hey guys a reminder eat or your dinner will be cold.
Woodboy: Oh forget Mario Kart. DINNER'S READY!
(Toad and Toadette eat Mushrooms, Kevin and Stella eat fish, Explorers eats... something he brought. Explorer eats vegetables and buds, and Woodboy and Fireboy eat nothing. They are dead, after all. India eats biryani, and Russia drinks Vodka. GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Nommanic, Hunter, and Harper eat Yoshi's Island fruits. Garfield eats lasagna, and Odie eats french fries. Opulent eats two slices of pizza.)
Explorers: Hey guys! Time for Truth or Dare!
Everyone: YEAYAH!
Nommanic: ...what did I just say...?
Explorers: Okay, GamerGuy! Truth or Dare?
GamerGuy: Dare!
Explorers: Go get a snack for me somewhere.
(GamerGuy groans & goes get green guacamole.)
Explorers: Wha- WHAT IS THIS STUPID GREEN CREAM?!?
Nommanic: Careful there. You might accidentally make Hispanic enemies.
Explorers: ...whatever. Kevin. Truth or Dare?
Kevin: Dare.
Explorers: Go give each girl in the group a hug.
Stella: *cough cough* Ugh... maybe I had too much tuna...
(Kevin goes and hugs Stella, Opulent, GamerGirl, and Mimi, in that order. He is about to hug Harper, when-)
Nommanic: -hey! Harper may be pink, but who's to say he isn't a boy?
Harper: How... how did you know that?
Nommanic: *ignoring the question* Next, Explorers.
Explorers: You, Opulent.
Opulent: Dare!
Explorers: Do a backflip.
Opulent DS Lites work well, don't they? *does a backflip except that she smoothly lands on her back* There.
Explorers: Okay, one more. Explorer!
Explorer: Uhh, Truth!
Explorers: Is it true you like Mimi, based on what you said earlier?
Explorer: Uhh, yes.
Everyone: KISS KISS KISS!
(Explorer and Mimi lean in and kiss.)
Stella: Uh oh...
...to be continued...
Season 1
Episode 1
Orange Bowl of Mushroom Soup (sponsoredbybikesforbulborbs)
THE END
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Music: (go to the prelude to find out how to use this link) https://objection.lol/objection/9027318
(The locker room...)
Lakitu: Alright, racers. You ready?
Everyone: Yeah!
Lakitu: Okay. Get your karts and be on the track... ...within 15 minutes! Oh, and one more thing:
The MarioKartGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The karting race will begin in 15 minutes. Line up at the start. The karting speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] Remember to kart in a pro manner, and kart as good as possible.
Explorers: ...uhh what?
Nommanic, Opulent, Kevin, and Stella: What?! You've never done the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test? It's a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues!
Lakitu: *ahem* Anyways, this lady will be helping me with the refereeing.
Lady who brought a desk: Hello. Oh, and you will have to wait an hour longer. Something just happened and it's bad.
Woodboy: ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS-
Garfield: *pats him* Just take it easy, I've felt that way, where I always had to wait for something and-
Woodboy: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR STUPID LECTURE, LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!
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Lady who brought a desk: Hello. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Mimi. My favorite food is meat.
Nommanic: What kind? Chicken? Pork? Beef? Sausage? Pepperoni? Lamb? Mutton? Artificial? Veal? Venison? Goat? Turkey? Thanksgiving Turkey? Duck? Geese? Pheasant? Falcon? Vulture? Frog? Toad? Quail? Salmon? Fried or Sushi? Tuna? Cod? Fish and Chips? Seal? Seal Liver? ...(Don't eat it 'cuz you'll get a vitamin overdose and die)- Bear? Panda Bear? Raccoon? Dinosaur? Elephant? Mammoth? Crab? Lobster? Synthetic Salmon? Cat tongues? Ham? Chicken breast? Chicken Liver? Pig kidney? Synthetic Pepperoni? Pepperoni with extra black pepper? Ham with flatbread, pineapple, cheese, and tomato sauce?
Mimi: ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Uhh............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Lakitu: *bursting in* Hey guys, just a reminder that you have 10 more minutes-
Odie: Well nice to meet you Mimi! I know you like MY meat!
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Garfield: You're really bad at making dirty jokes.
Explorers: Unbelievable.
(10 minutes later, at the start line.)
Explorer: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Explorers: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
Opulent: Hey, you know, I can hear what you're saying. Oh, and good luck with that. You're nowhere in her league. Remember, 12 years ago, Two friends were arguing about her. It's all in "How to Win a Race," if you want to learn more.
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(Explorers and Explorer both tackle Opulent.)
Toad: Someone get security!!
(Opulent jumps up from the ground and kicks Explorer's left.)
Explorers: How dare you! Time to teach you that the bad guys always lose! *uses invisibility flower*
Opulent: *focusing on Explorers* Uhh hey just so ya know, I know where you are. We might be on opposite sides... ...but we're both playing the same game.
Lakitu: Hey everyone! It's time to start the Mushroom Cup! You will be racing with the team known as...
THE PRO KARTERS
Kevin, Stella, GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Nommanic, and Opulent: WAIT WHAT
Lakitu: Oh and one more thing Hunter and Harper just joined.
Hunter: Hi!
Harper: Hi-
(GamerGuy lounges at them and knocks Harper off her feet.)
Nommanic and Kevin: Uuuuhhh.........
Toadette: Someone get MORE security!
Nommanic: GUYS! The war was settled 24 years ago already- WAAAARGK!!
Hunter: I don't care! He is a Shy Guy and- EEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Th-the bow is BURNING!!
Toad and Toadette: SOMEONE GET SECURITY-
(The ground goes into the air and flattens Hunter and Harper like a Thwomp.)
GamerGuy: T H A T I S W H A T Y O U D E S E R V E .
Hunter: Oww... what just happened?
GamerGuy: ...shenanigans.
Lakitu: Racers! Get into yer positions!
3 2 1 GO!
(Music Start)
(Everyone gets a rocket start.)
Everyone but Kevin and Stella: WAIT WHY ARE THERE BIKES FOR BULBORBS SIGNS EVERYWHERE
Kevin: Uhh we need every coin we can get.
Lakitu: Alright! We have the Sillies:
Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Gold, a random girlfriend, Silver, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, and Pearl!
(The audience laughs.)
Lakitu: We have the OG Nones:
Nommanic and Opulent!
(The audience boos.)
Lakitu: We have the NG Nones:
GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Kevin, and Stella!
(The audience boos.)
Lakitu: We have the Non-Nones:
Explorers, Explorer, Woodboy, Fireboy, India, Russia, Garfield, Odie, Hunter, and Harper!
(The audience laughs.)
Lakitu: And finally, we have the best of the best...
THE PRO KARTERS
(The audience cheers.)
The Nones: Hey! How dare you!
Lakitu: As the racers approach the first turn, Pro Karter #2 pulls a shock!
(The audience cheers when he uses it.)
Nommanic: What?! A shock at first? ... a banana. (Not much use, anyway.)- *gets shot with an arrow* OOOWWW!!!
Harper: See ya, sucker-
(In one swift motion, Opulent jumps out of the kart and swings Harper into the ground while setting the her kart on fire.)
Toad: Someone get security!
Toadette: Oh! A golden mushroom!
Lakitu: And Toadette pulls a stupid golden mushroom- OW! I GOT A SHOCK!
Stella: ...it was worth it.
Kevin: And don't you dare insult a Toad or Toadette again.
(The crowd boos.)
Fireboy: A flame bomb... I'll see what I can do with this.
(He throws the bomb and hits 17 out of the 30 Pro Karters. The crowd boos.)
Pro Karter #12: That almost hit me!
Pro Karter #4: That is what you deserve.
Pro Karter #12: Hey! How dare you! Hiyah!
(The Pro Karters start fighting.)
Leader: Don't you dare start! Into the office after this race!
Lakitu: Pro Karters 1 to 12 and their Leader are in first, with Opulent and Nommanic in stinkin- second place- AAARGH! THE CLOUD IS BURNING!
(The crowd boos Opulent.)
Lakitu: Wh-while Toad and Toadette are in stupid third- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Stella: You'll regret it.
Lakitu: M-meanwhile th-the racers a-are approaching the third item box.
Nommanic: Nice, a mushroom!
Lakitu: And Nommanic, by blind luck- YAAAAARGH!! -anyways! He p-pulls a mushroom and drives through Pro Karters #5 to #12! The racers and approaching the underpass section, but Opulent and Nommanic seem to be fainting!
*fomp*
(Music Change)
GamerGirl: Huh? What just happen-
*fomp*
*fomp*
Woodboy: Uhh...
*fomp*
*fomp*
*fomp*
Lakitu: Meanwhile, it appears that everyone but the Pro Karters are fainting! That is why they are called Pro Karters!
(The crowd cheers.)
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Explorers: *coming to* *cough cough* Wh-what just happened? ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
Yellow: Hold up. I'll help.
(Yellow psychically helps the others regain consciousness.)
Russia: Что только что произошло?
Explorer: Uhh the rest of us don't speak Russian.
India: मुझे लगता है हम सब बेहोश हो गए थे। (I think we all just fainted.)
Russia: Водка! Где моя водка?
Woodboy: Uhh I don't have any Vodka.
Russia: Вот моя водка! *glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug*
Nommanic: Uhh I don't think you should drink that much alcohol in a race.
*glug glug glug*
Opulent: I don't think he hears what you're saying.
*glug glug*
Toad: Wait! He's only 15! Someone get security!
Garfield: Oh! Lasagna! *munch munch munch munch munch*
GamerGuy: Hey guys...
*munch munch munch munch munch*
GamerGuy: When do we get back to racing?
*munch munch munch munch munch*
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we can get back to racing now...
India: *hitting Russia* Hey! We need to get back to racing NOW!
(Everyone but Garfield and Odie resume karting.)
Odie: *woof woof!* (Hey! Stop eating that lasagna!)
LAP 2/3
(Music Change)
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
GamerGuy: Oh, no. I hate this track.
Mimi: Welcome... to Broken Pier!
Woodboy: Wait now that doesn't make sense you were supposed to be dead back there.
Mimi: WAIT WHAT
Nommanic: Guys, the Pro Karters are already approaching the third lap.
Green: I'll take care of them.
(The road in front of the Pro Karters disappear. )
Pro Karter #10: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
Pro Karter #3: Hush.
GamerGuy: Uhh hey Nommanic think we can switch places?
(Nommanic switches with GamerGirl.)
GamerGuy: That's better. Thanks!
(Everyone gets to the end.)
Explorer: Now what?
Kevin: I dunno.
Green: Hold up...
(Green makes the Pro Karters fall, then Yellow resets the track for everyone else, who go through the lap line again.)
Lap 3/3
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
Mimi: Welcome... to Bowser's Castle I!
Odie: Wait now that doesn't make sense you were supposed to be dead back there- OW! Who dropped that-
*munch munch munch*
Odie: ...rrriiiggghhhttt... it was YOU!
*munch munch*
Mimi: WAIT WHAT
Woodboy: Hey! Let's get back to karting!
Everyone: ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
(Everyone gets back to karting.)
Explorers: The Pro Karters are coming!
Green: Let me help.
(The road in front of the Pro Karters disappear again, so does the road before them. Meanwhile, everyone else is finishing the race.)
Mimi: And finish! The rankings are:
1. GamerGuy
2. Opulent
3. Toad
4. Woodboy
5. Kevin
6. Explorers-
Explorers and Explorer: Aww...
Stella: I think I'm about to throw up...
Did not finish:
Pro Karters: 30
Garfield
GamerGuy + 46
Opulent + 44
Toad + 42
Woodboy + 40
Kevin + 38
Explorers + 37-
Explorers and Explorer: Aww! Mimi...!
Stella:
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(Music Change)
Explorers: So, what did you think of the race?
Nommanic: What are you keeping your eye on- OW! YOU SLAPPED ME!
(Opulent, Hunter, Harper, GamerGuy, and Kevin all immediately stand up and start fighting.)
Explorers: Hey! How dare you! *tries to punch Opulent*
Hunter: One Step Ahead Hunter, never misses, as long as he is one step ahead-
Nommanic: -which he is not.
(Hunter shoots and misses.)
Hunter: No!
(The fight continues...)
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(3 hours later...)
Explorers: *pant* -so, what is going on now?
Opulent *glancing at Poketch* spent three whole hours fighting.
Mimi: Hey, racers! It's dinnertime! So basically the daily routine is you go to the cafeteria and choose what you'll eat. Then, you go to your bunks and eat at the table.
(They go to the cafeteria.)
(They are heading back to their bunks.)
Kevin: Hey, do you know where Stella is?
Nommanic: Haven't seen her. I'll try... what was it again sis?
Opulent: I think it's... 192-051-2121
*riiing riiing riiing*
Kevin: Where were you? We're already going to the bunks! ... WAIT WHAT ... ah ok. *hangs up* She's already there.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
(Music Change)
(In the room...)
Mimi: No worries, by the way. We have enough for everyone. That is, unless you want to share.
(Everyone groans.)
Explorer: Well I would like to share a bed with Mimi!! OMG!!
Stella: *cough* Ugh... *cough cough*
Mimi: ...A-anyways! These are the bunks!
Woodboy: I call top bunk!
Nommanic: Hey! I was gonna take that!
Explorer: I take bottom bunk- Hey! How did you get there first?!
Toad: Hey everyone! I brought Mario Kart Wii!
Everyone else: Yeayah!
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure guys don't know this, but it's dangerous to say "Yeayah."
GamerGuy: *in low voice* hey Nommanic and Stella. I brought Mario Kart World.
Nommanic: *whispering back* It's on.
Fireboy: They have Mario Kart World! CHAAARRGE!!!
Nommanic: Quick! I'll hide it in the lavatory! *runs in* ...this place worked last time. Done!
Mimi: Hey guys a reminder eat or your dinner will be cold.
Woodboy: Oh forget Mario Kart. DINNER'S READY!
(Toad and Toadette eat Mushrooms, Kevin and Stella eat fish, Explorers eats... something he brought. Explorer eats vegetables and buds, and Woodboy and Fireboy eat nothing. They are dead, after all. India eats biryani, and Russia drinks Vodka. GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Nommanic, Hunter, and Harper eat Yoshi's Island fruits. Garfield eats lasagna, and Odie eats french fries. Opulent eats two slices of pizza.)
Explorers: Hey guys! Time for Truth or Dare!
Everyone: YEAYAH!
Nommanic: ...what did I just say...?
Explorers: Okay, GamerGuy! Truth or Dare?
GamerGuy: Dare!
Explorers: Go get a snack for me somewhere.
(GamerGuy groans & goes get green guacamole.)
Explorers: Wha- WHAT IS THIS STUPID GREEN CREAM?!?
Nommanic: Careful there. You might accidentally make Hispanic enemies.
Explorers: ...whatever. Kevin. Truth or Dare?
Kevin: Dare.
Explorers: Go give each girl in the group a hug.
Stella: *cough cough* Ugh... maybe I had too much tuna...
(Kevin goes and hugs Stella, Opulent, GamerGirl, and Mimi, in that order. He is about to hug Harper, when-)
Nommanic: -hey! Harper may be pink, but who's to say he isn't a boy?
Harper: How... how did you know that?
Nommanic: *ignoring the question* Next, Explorers.
Explorers: You, Opulent.
Opulent: Dare!
Explorers: Do a backflip.
Opulent DS Lites work well, don't they? *does a backflip except that she smoothly lands on her back* There.
Explorers: Okay, one more. Explorer!
Explorer: Uhh, Truth!
Explorers: Is it true you like Mimi, based on what you said earlier?
Explorer: Uhh, yes.
Everyone: KISS KISS KISS!
(Explorer and Mimi lean in and kiss.)
Stella: Uh oh...
...to be continued...
Season 1
Episode 1
Orange Bowl of Mushroom Soup (sponsoredbybikesforbulborbs)
THE END
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this is peak. also you choosing specifically the track I hate and the track I love is great... also I think Explorer has... something with Mimi...
On 2025-08-20 at 13:30:12
ok you mentioned me in the example, why wouldn't I actually be there?
GamerGuy:
text: red
kart color (if he's the main one): orange
DDer: GamerGirl
special item: electric ball XD
other: remember Dark Gamer? well yea he's back ig, hopefully you do remember him...
GamerGirl:
text: magenta
kart color (if she's the main one): magenta
DDer: GamerGuy
special item: fire beam
other: if you remembered, she held a crystal that buffed the abilities of GamerGuy, that being speed, faster time to get items, more often gets the items he wants, lowers the chances for him to turn into Dark Gamer, key word LOWER the chances
GamerGuy:
text: red
kart color (if he's the main one): orange
DDer: GamerGirl
special item: electric ball XD
other: remember Dark Gamer? well yea he's back ig, hopefully you do remember him...
GamerGirl:
text: magenta
kart color (if she's the main one): magenta
DDer: GamerGuy
special item: fire beam
other: if you remembered, she held a crystal that buffed the abilities of GamerGuy, that being speed, faster time to get items, more often gets the items he wants, lowers the chances for him to turn into Dark Gamer, key word LOWER the chances
1Mario kart:Collaborations QM
On 2025-09-20 at 00:18:50
you gotta keep updating this, more tracks have came