Challenges completed by OrrealKart18
YAAAWN oh, that was wonderfull. Good time was had by all; I pooped. Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE? Aurora Borealis.
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 5:00
Easy *Firetruck blaring* ~End
Steamed Hams! : Collect all coins
Easy Y'know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Steamed Hams! : Go to Skinner's eyes without touching item boxes, with 75 participants
Easy Uh- AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN. Yes! May I see it? No.
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1s with Funky-kong
Easy I see. *Eating Noises*
Steamed Hams! : Go to the Steamed Hams, but this time you have to do it with Petey Piranha, without losing any balloons, with 100 participants
Easy Yes, and you call them Steamed Hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled. Ye- Y'know- One thing I should- 'scuse me for one second. Of course.
Steamed Hams! : Finish 1st 2 times in a row
Easy Uuuuuh Upstate New York.
Steamed Hams! : Hit 1 opponent with Toadette
Easy Uh-huh. What region?
Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers's Eye with Link
Easy No, no! I said Steamed Hams! That's what I call Hamburgers.
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1:30 with Wario
Easy Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1:00 without losing any balloons, without using any item
Easy Yes! It's a regional dialect.
Steamed Hams! : Hit 1 opponent without drifting, without losing any balloons
Easy SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say- You steam a good ham. HELP! HEEEEEELP!
Steamed Hams! : Go to Skinner's Hand (also sorry for the absurd amount of challenges)
Easy Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard the phrase "Steamed Hams".
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1s with 50 participants
Easy I thought we were having Steamed Clams.
Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers without drifting
Easy (GASP!) Do-e-gods! My roast is ruined!
Steamed Hams! : Finish the game
Easy When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations they'll be traveling town tonight! SEYMOUR!
Steamed Hams! : Finish the game in the 1st position
Easy Uhp! (Do DO do Doooo!) Skinner with his crazy explanations! Superintendent's gonna need his medication!
Steamed Hams! : Eliminate 1 opponent by yourself
Easy You call Hamburgers Steamed Hams?
Steamed Hams! : Hit 4 opponents
Easy Ohohoho nooo, patented Skinner Burgers! Old family recipe! ...for Steamed Hams? Yes!
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 3:00
Easy Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!
Steamed Hams! : Hit 3 opponents
Easy