Challenges completed by DavidMK
I'm the best!
B U P : Survive more than 20s with Toad
Easy Darn! Next Time...
B U P : Reach Bup's Left Eye with Toad
Easy "And I can feel my pants! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!"
B U P : Go to the top of Toad's head with Toad
Easy Here we go!
B U P : Reach Bup's Right Eye with Toad
Easy Yes! It's a regional dialect.
Steamed Hams! : Hit 1 opponent without drifting, without losing any balloons
Easy Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard the phrase "Steamed Hams".
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1s with 50 participants
Easy No, no! I said Steamed Hams! That's what I call Hamburgers.
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1:30 with Wario
Easy When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations they'll be traveling town tonight! SEYMOUR!
Steamed Hams! : Finish the game in the 1st position
Easy (GASP!) Do-e-gods! My roast is ruined!
Steamed Hams! : Finish the game
Easy SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say- You steam a good ham. HELP! HEEEEEELP!
Steamed Hams! : Go to Skinner's Hand (also sorry for the absurd amount of challenges)
Easy You call Hamburgers Steamed Hams?
Steamed Hams! : Hit 4 opponents
Easy Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!
Steamed Hams! : Hit 3 opponents
Easy Oh ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour!
Steamed Hams! : Hit 2 opponents
Easy But what if...I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
Steamed Hams! : Hit 1 opponent
Easy I thought we were having Steamed Clams.
Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers without drifting
Easy *Firetruck blaring* ~End
Steamed Hams! : Collect all coins
Easy Phew! *Runs off towards Krusty Burger*
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 2:00
Easy Nyes.
Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers's Mouth.
Easy Oh! That isn't smoke. It's Steam! Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having! Mmmmmm! Steamed Clams!
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1:00
Easy Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 30s
Easy