Mario Kart PC Fanfic - Total Mario Island
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2022-07-13 at 19:26:25
Episode 4 is beginning soon but first the human immunity rule is no longer in play so if I have to for story purposes, I will eliminate a human character.
On 2022-07-14 at 01:58:39
Episode 4
Blue Toad: So. Here’s the thing. They think that we wouldn’t be cruel enough to throw a challenge the day after the Awakeathon, and they’d be wrong. We are cruel enough for that. So… *BEEEPP!!*
Bowser throws a rock out his window, at Blue Toad.
Bowser: Let me sleep, or be hit with even more rocks.
Toad: I’m bored, so as long as it’s fun, I don’t really care too much.
Koopa: I CARE. I’ve only been able to sleep for nine hours before you idiots woke me up.
Blue Toad: Ask me if I care. Don’t actually, because I don’t.
Mario: So. What’s the next challenge?
Blue Toad: Well, the next challenge was gonna be the Dodgeball challenge, but since someone ate the dodgeballs, we’ll have to do a different challenge. Strikers!
Everyone looks angrily at Wario and Petey, but they get pats on the backs instead.
Blue Toad: But first, I’ve come to make an announcement.
Cat Toad: Shadow the hedgehog is a b*tch *ss mother-
Blue Toad: No. It’s something different. Bowser, welcome yourself to the Pirahnas!
*gasps*
Bowser: What? With these losers? No way!
Blue Toad: Yes way. Now go stand there and…. Boom! 7v7 Strikers match!!
Blue Toad: Let’s get the balls rollin’ on challenge three. The rules are those of a Mario Strikers match. However, to keep with my script, it’ll be a 5v5 plus one Boom Boom as a goalie. To save time, teams switch after every goal, so first team to four goals wins! Now, start Striking!
Round One
Mario, Luigi, Nabbit, Bowser Jr, and Yoshi
VS
Bowser, Daisy, Wario, Waluigi, and Koopa
Start!
Bowser: I’ve got goalie.
Mario: Hey Bowser! Block this ball!
*kicks a super goal at Bowser’s penis*
Bowser: Aaaaghhh! Owwhhh….
Luigi: Um… so I’m gonna just… *kicks ball softly in goal* yeah…
Blue Toad: See? This is why we have Boom Booms. Chalk up a point for the comeback master Rascals!
Round Two
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and Bowser Jr
VS
Daisy, Koopa, Petey, Waluigi, and Shy Guy
Shy Guy: I got the ball! I’m gonna do an Ultra Goal!
Daisy: No! Don’t! You can’t.
Shy Guy: Oh. Ok… *kicks ball in Boom Boom’s face, then bounces in the goal*
Blue Toad: My low standards are fine with that. One all!
Blue Toad: So. Here’s the thing. They think that we wouldn’t be cruel enough to throw a challenge the day after the Awakeathon, and they’d be wrong. We are cruel enough for that. So… *BEEEPP!!*
Bowser throws a rock out his window, at Blue Toad.
Bowser: Let me sleep, or be hit with even more rocks.
Toad: I’m bored, so as long as it’s fun, I don’t really care too much.
Koopa: I CARE. I’ve only been able to sleep for nine hours before you idiots woke me up.
Blue Toad: Ask me if I care. Don’t actually, because I don’t.
Mario: So. What’s the next challenge?
Blue Toad: Well, the next challenge was gonna be the Dodgeball challenge, but since someone ate the dodgeballs, we’ll have to do a different challenge. Strikers!
Everyone looks angrily at Wario and Petey, but they get pats on the backs instead.
Blue Toad: But first, I’ve come to make an announcement.
Cat Toad: Shadow the hedgehog is a b*tch *ss mother-
Blue Toad: No. It’s something different. Bowser, welcome yourself to the Pirahnas!
*gasps*
Bowser: What? With these losers? No way!
Blue Toad: Yes way. Now go stand there and…. Boom! 7v7 Strikers match!!
Blue Toad: Let’s get the balls rollin’ on challenge three. The rules are those of a Mario Strikers match. However, to keep with my script, it’ll be a 5v5 plus one Boom Boom as a goalie. To save time, teams switch after every goal, so first team to four goals wins! Now, start Striking!
Round One
Mario, Luigi, Nabbit, Bowser Jr, and Yoshi
VS
Bowser, Daisy, Wario, Waluigi, and Koopa
Start!
Bowser: I’ve got goalie.
Mario: Hey Bowser! Block this ball!
*kicks a super goal at Bowser’s penis*
Bowser: Aaaaghhh! Owwhhh….
Luigi: Um… so I’m gonna just… *kicks ball softly in goal* yeah…
Blue Toad: See? This is why we have Boom Booms. Chalk up a point for the comeback master Rascals!
Round Two
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and Bowser Jr
VS
Daisy, Koopa, Petey, Waluigi, and Shy Guy
Shy Guy: I got the ball! I’m gonna do an Ultra Goal!
Daisy: No! Don’t! You can’t.
Shy Guy: Oh. Ok… *kicks ball in Boom Boom’s face, then bounces in the goal*
Blue Toad: My low standards are fine with that. One all!
On 2022-07-14 at 20:23:40
Ep 4 will be done by today
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On 2022-07-15 at 18:48:43
Ep 4 in poggersress