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Messages 875 - Mario Mario
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Characters:
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Daisy
Toad
Toadette
Yoshi
Birdo
Bowser
Bowser jr
Donkey king
Diddy kong
Funky kong
King boo
Dry bowser
Rosalina
Koopa
Dry bones
Wario
Waluigi
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Episode 1: Preperation
Lakitu: WELCOME TO THE MARIO KART ELIMINATION SERIES. I HAVE CHOSEN 42 SPECIAL PLACES FOR OUR 20 CONTESTANTS TO PARTICIPATE ON. ARE YOU READY.
Mario: yes
Luigi: as long as there are no ghosts, yes
King boo: I’m ready if Luigi isn’t ready
Luigi: aaahhhh
Peach: I’m ready to finally make myself useful and not rely on mario
Mario: timer started. I will stop the timer when you need my help.
Daisy: hi I’m daisy. I’m ready to win
Bowser: me and my son are ready to get into the final 2
Bowser jr: you heard what papa said.
Rosalina: I know all the locations and the order of them so I can practice
Luigi: all I know is that we are starting on...
Lakitu: LUIGI, DONT SPOIL THE STARTING TRACK.
Koopa: how does Luigi know? Is it his track
Dry bones: probably
Toad: I’m looking forward to when the first race happens
Toadette: same
Yoshi: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Birdo: wake up yoshi! Hopefully, this won’t be another rigged tournament
Donkey kong, diddy kong And funky kong: every tournament I’m in you are also there claiming it’s rigged when you lose.
Waluigi and wario: HELLO EVERYONE. ARE WE LATE???
Lakitu: sadly not.
Toadette: what are we doing now?
Lakitu: before we start racing, we need jobs since I am too poor to hire anyone for a job. If there is any job you would like to do, please tell me.
Daisy: can I be a gardener
Mario: can I be the chef
Lakitu: Daisy, you can, but Mario, We already have a chef. He’s just to shy to say hello
Shy guy: hi
Lakitu: does anyone have a drivers licence
Wario: why do we need drivers licences. Can’t we drive to the places ourselves?
Lakitu: if you want to waste you vehicles power, then yes. Yes you can.
Waluigi: I have a drivers licence (shows fake licence)
Lakitu: alright your the bus driver
Waluigi: WAAAHHHH. It was a fake. I can’t actually drive
Lakitu: deal with it
Wario: waluigi is going to kill us all
Lakitu: wario, you the punching bag, that’s your job
Mario: wario, before you complain, deal with it. Me and Luigi would like to be guards.
Peach: can I be the butcher?
Lakitu: sure. Here’s a list of more jobs we need: 2 cleaners, engineer, decorator and 10 actors.
Rosalina: I’ll be a cleaner but why do we need 10 Actors
Lakitu: to make our show look good. Also, wario, your are no longer the punching bag.
Wario: YES
Lakitu: you are now the other cleaner
Wario: WAAAHHHH
toad: I’ll be the engineer
Toadette: I’ll be the decorator
Lakitu: ok everyone else will be actors
Dry bones: can me and Koopa be musician so it sounds good
Lakitu: good idea... No
Koopa: why not?
Lakitu: because I want to annoy you
Wario: HAHAHAHAHA
lakitu: wario, shut up and go clean the place while I’m talking. Also, you can be musicians
Dry bones and Koopa: thank you.
Lakitu, would you look at that, my camera is about to die, see you next episode for our first race.
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Episode 2: luigi’s race track
Lakitu: WELCOME TK THE SECOND EPISODE OF MARIO KART ELIMINATION. TODAY WE ARE GOING TO BE DOING OUR FIRST RACE IN A MOMENT. ARE YOU READY!
Everyone: yes
Lakitu: one more thing before the race, here are your vehicles.
Mario: cool, a generic kart
Luigi: cool, a generic bike
Peach: this kart is cool
Daisy: the perfect bike for me
Yoshi: looks comfortable
Birdo: what is the ugly bike
Toad: this is just a smaller version of mario’s
Wario: this is a bigger version of mario’s. Shows how much better I am than him
Waluigi: I have a bigger version of luigi’s
Toadette: I seem to have the smaller version of luigi’s
Koopa: ooooh, a cute cheep cheep car
Dry bones: this car looks like it was designed for babies:
Bowser jr: look papa, I get to ride in a blooper
Bowser: funky kong is stealing my car!!! Guess I will steal the wario bike
Wario: wait there was a wario bike??? Give it hear
Bowser: no
Donkey kong: they is and interesting bike
Funky kong: this bike looks like it will be very good
Diddy kong: I’m riding a dolphin
Rosalina: look at my shooting star
King boo: no, I care more about this kart designed by my friend petey piranha
Shy guy: duck
Lakitu: THE RACE BEGINS!!!
Luigi: already?
Birdo: already rigged
Donkey kong: shut up please
Mario: lets do this, peach
Peach: right
Bowser: looks like I’ve been given a green shell... guess I’ll throw it at Mario
Mario: ow
Bowser jr: nice one papa
Daisy: a mushroom. Might help me go across this sand
Luigi: why am I in last place on my own circuit??? *overtakes birdo*
Birdo: I just got overtook by the creator of this circuit. This is rigged
Yoshi: this is nice and comfortable *accidentally drive into birdo, launching her into a wall*
Birdo: this is harassment. This is rigged
Diddy kong: I hope she gets out first
Funky kong: how you doing, diddy. I’m on my final lap.
Diddy kong: WHAT!!! HOW!!!!
Daisy: looks like me and funky are the best 2 here *birdos bike blows up in the distance*
Birdo: THIS IS RIGGED!!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO SUE YOU *gets ran over by funky kong*
Daisy: looks like funky got distracted by birdo. Good time to use another mushroom and *gets hit by green shell from funky*aahhh
Funky: nice try daisy *crosses the finish line*
Daisy: second place will do
Donkey kong: how about third place *crosses the line at the same time as daisy*
Lakitu: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! THEY CROSSED THE LINE AT THE SAME TIME? LET ME REVIEW THE TAPES TO SEE WHO WON *shows frame of daisy’s bike touching the line while dk’s is right before* SORRY DK, YOU BARELY FAILED TO GET SECOND PLACE
*everyone crosses the line at similar times, but still clear what place they came im*
Lakitu: TIME FOR THE POINTS
Scoreboard: funky kong 1st 25 points
Daisy 2nd 22 points
Donkey kong 3rd 20 points
Dry bones 4th 18 points
Toadette 5th 16 points
Mario 6th 14 points
Wario 7th 13 points
Luigi 8th 12 points
Shy guy 9th 11 points
King boo 10th 10 points
Bowser 11th 9 points
Peach 12th 8 points
Rosalina 13th 7 points
Koopa 14th 6 points
Waluigi 15th 5 points
Yoshi 16th 4 points
Toad 17th 3 points
Diddy kong 18th 2 points
Bowser jr 19th 1 point
Birdo 20th 0 points
Bowser jr: sorry papa for failingraah
Bowser: at least your not last, and that is what matters. I don’t care that you are in second to last, it’s only a problem when your in last
Bowser jr: ok paparaah
birdo: rigged
Donkey kong: funky, try harder to *camera batteries die*
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Episode 3: Moo moo Collectathon
Lakitu: WELCOME BACK TO THE NEXT EPISODE OF MARIO KART ELIMINATION. TODAY WE HAVE COME TO THIS FARM WITH THE INTENT OF ROUNDING UP LOTS OF COWS. ARE YOU READY
everyone but birdo: yes
Birdo: no because this tournament is rigged
Donkey kong: I propose that we run her over with enough power to...
Lakitu: START
Bowser: don’t worry son, I’ll help defend your cows
Bowser jr: thanks papa
Daisy: this should be easy
Lakitu: BY THE WAY, WHEN TOU CLOSE THE GATE INTO YOUR PEN YOU ATE LOCKED IN. HOWEVER, YOU CANT LOCK OVER PEOPLES FENCE WOTH THE KEY
Dry bones: looks like bowser jr dropped his key. Time to lock his gate
Bowser: what do you think you’re doing
Dry bones: locking your sons gate
Bowser: get away from his pen
Dry bones: no
Bowser: then I’ll do it for you *kicks dry bones into the barn
Lakitu: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, DRY BONES HAS LEFT THE AREA!!!
Daisy: hello cows. Here’s some wheat for you all. Follow me.
Peach: why do the cows love her? Guess I need to sabotage them
Daisy: you, I would like you to quickly beat up peach unless she leaves *peach immediately runs away
Funky kong: Why does this cow hate me???
Daisy: it’s because your not treating it with respect *the cow funky was trying to get starts following daisy*
Funky kong: WHAT!!!
Daisy: I know how to treat animals with respect. After all, i am a farmer at home
Wario: we need a way to steal all of her cows
Waluigi: SHE HAS 40 OUT OF THE 50!!!!
Donkey kong: I need them
Daisy: try me, there almost all in the pen
Diddy kong: we’ll get them when your not looking *daisy proceeds to lock her pen with 40 cows*
All the kongs: WHAT. UNBELIEVABLE. SHE LOCKED WITH 40 WHEN SHE LOCKED WITH ALL 50
Daisy: it’s the smart play of you think about it.
Everyone: HOW
daisy: Do you think I want to risk 40 cows being stolen
Everyone: yes
Bowser: *whispers* Here you go son, the other 10 cows
Bowser jr: thanks dad
Kongs: give me your cows
Bowser jr: no.
Bowser: go away or else I will burn you
Kongs: O-o-ok-k
Shy guy: please... may... have... one?
Bowser: go aw...
Bowser jr: yes
Bowser: WHAT! Why are you giving one away
Bowser jr: shy guy my best friend and and I want us to be in the final 3
Koopa: can I have one
Bowser jr: No, you aren’t my best friend
Bowser: wait! We need to find dry bones for you key. You go to the barn and I’ll defend here
Bowser jr: ok *bowser jr proceeds to drive to the barn*
Daisy: hello. Here is you key as I assume you are here for them
Bowser jr: why do you have my key
Daisy: since I’ve already won this round, I have decided to look for your key since I know you lost them
Bowser jr: thank you *bowser jr drives back*
Bowser: good, you found your key
Bowser jr: actually, daisy found them
Bowser: daisy?
Bowser jr: yeh. Daisy was at the barn looking for my key and gave them to me when I got there *proceeds to lock his gate, but one cow gets out*
Bowser: I’ll be taking that cow since you can’t
Bowser jr: your welcome
Bowser: what do you mean your welcome?
Bowser jr: I let it out so you could have one
Bowser: I may be your father, but that doesn’t mean you need to be nice to me
Bowser jr: well I am anyway so
Lakitu: WOYKD YOU LOOK AT THAT, ALL THE COWS HAVE BEENN COLLECTED SO GET READY FOR THE RESULTS
Scoreboard: daisy 40
Bowser jr 8
Shy guy 1
Bowser 1
Lakitu: WOYLD TOU LOOK AT THAT, DAISY GOT 40 MORE POINTS BUT SINEC THE SCOREBOARD CANT DO MATH, I WILL INSTEAD. DAISY HIS 4022 POINTS
Daisy: actually I only have *camera battery died*
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Good chapter, @TheNudgyBunny! ;)
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Episode 4: hide and shroom
Lakitu: WELCOME BACK TO MARIO KART ELIMINATION!!! TOADY WE WE ARRIVED AT MUSHROOM GORGE AND WERE GOING TO BE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH MUSHROOMS. EVERYONE WILL HAVE THREE MUSHROOM AND WILL HAVE TO HIDE THEM ALL THEN FIND THEIR OPPONENTS MUSHROOMS. NOW, ARE UOU READY!!!!
Everyone: yes
Lakitu: YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES TO HIDE YOUR MUSHROOMS. GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

10 minutes later

Lakitu: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!!! ITS TIME TO LOOK FOR OTHER MUSHROOMS
Daisy: when I climb out of here I will
Shy guy: found daisy shroom now trapped
Daisy: want me to help you back up
Shy guy: sure
Daisy: just grab on to my shoulders

Kongs: no way anyone is checking up here
Bowser: who’s that up here
Kongs: is, seeing if any mushrooms are up here
Bowser jr: there right behind you, kongs
Kongs: aahhhh
Bowser jr: looks like lots of points
Birdo: not so fast, they’re mine
Bowser: go away birdo
Birdo: no
Bowser: guess I’ll just have to do it myself then *kicks birdo into the atmosphere*
Bowser jr: look papa. I’ve got all 9 up here
Diddy king: why did you do my mushrooms first
Bowser jr: because your the weakest kong so might as well minimise your points for my safety
Funky kong: and why me second
Bowser jr: because I’d rather daisy get a special item because she is kind. Bye idiots
Lakitu: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!!! BOWSER JR JUST GOT 9 MUSHROOMS. THE KONGS CAN NO LONGER LOOK FOR MUSHROOM SINCE THEY ARE ELIMINATED

*1 hour passes without any mushrooms being found*

Lakitu: THAT WAS THE MOST BORING HOUR EVER... WAIT, DID EVERYONE JUST DIND A MUSHROOM THIS SECOND???
Daisy: except me *immedietly finds one of bowsers mushrooms* nevermind
Luigi: I found bowsers last mushroom near the second one

Bowser: where should we look next so
Lakitu: BOWSER, YOUR QONT BE LOOKING ANYWHERE SOMCE ALL 3 OF YOUR MUSHROOMS HAVE JUST BEEN FOUND
Bowser: WHAT!!!
Birdo: oooohhhh, would you look at that, one of bowser jrs mushrooms
Bowser jr: aaaahhhh
Daisy: lets try checking the roof of this cave
*spots a shy guy mushroom on the roof of the cave* ah-ha, should be to hard to get to *bounces off mushroom and grabs shy guys mushroom* nice, what about under the mushrooms *finds shy guys last mushroom* sorry shy guy, but goodbye for now *shy guy walks into the cave*
Shy guy: ok birdo shroom close
Mario: ok *collects it and finds another birdo shroom next to it

*at this point, everyone mushrooms start being rapidly found, ending with a race between dry bones and Koopa to reach eachovers mushroom*

Dry bones: almost their
Koopa: need to beat bones
Dry bones: I need to win this
Koopa: got it
Lakitu: WOULD YPU LOOK AT THAT, KOOPA WON. UNFORTUANATLY, THE INTERNET UP HERE IS BAD SO THERE WILL BE NO SCOREBOARD. SO I WILL EATIMATE THAT BIRDO IS LOSING AND DAISY IS WINNING
Birdo: this is *sound glitches out* rigged. *sound glitch*
DK: shut the *sound glitches out again* up birdo
Birdo: what the *camera dies*

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Episode 5: factory tour
Lakitu: WELCOME BACK TO MARIO KART ELIMINATION. Today we are going to be having a tour around a factory except whoever breaks a rule first gets eliminated.
Everyone: WHAT!!!
Lakitu: SHUT UP. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO, BLUE TOAD.
Blue toad: hello, my brother is working on something kind of like what your doing. He is currently working on a series named: Mushroom drama. Unfortunately, last thing he texted me was that he was stranded on some sort of island. Anyway, the reason your here, to learn how this factory works. In this room, you can see those crushers on the side. They are crushing boxes into the souls of the boxes which when ran into, give that person what was in the box. In this box, for example, is a bob-omb. When it gets crushed, you see the box become only its soul. If I touch the soul, then the Bob-omb will be in my pocket. *pulls Bob-omb out of pocket* Inside of that pipe, is a drop when items fall into the box. Onto the next room.
Lakitu: if you want to talk, now is your chance.
Bowser jr: papa, I think this is interesting
Bowser: personally, I find this boring
Daisy: I wonder if after this I will get a reward for being in first place
Funky kong: hopefully not
Blue toad: here are the item sorters. They sort them into 4 categories: small, these ones can be grouped together in threes like bananas, green shells, red shells and mushrooms. There next ones are strong. These are for powerful items like bullet bills, stars, mega mushrooms, golden mushrooms and shock. Then there are 2 random groups. They are dropped into water in order to test if the box can withstand getting wet. The final room is a cog other there. In this room, this cog spins and moves everything. If you have any questions, please ask

*2 hours later*

Birdo: Can someone hurry up and get eliminated. This is such a boring waste of time and I just want this to end
Lakitu: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!!! BORDO JUST BROKE THE RULE OF NOT MAKING ANY MEAN COMMENTS!!! GOODBYE BIRDO!!
Birdo: This isn’t fair. I hate you. I hate all of you. I will leave this rigged tournament and never come back. In fact, I’m retiring from participating in these rigged pieces of garbage. Goodbye jerks *throws an egg at everyone, knocking out diddy kong*
Lakitu: WAIT!! We don’t have a medic
Mario: I can be a medic
King boo: if Mario is the medic, can I be the other guard
Lakitu: sure
Luigi: aaaahhh
King boo: now you will have to deal with me more
Peach: when will we be going and getting back?
Lakitu: we will start going in a moment when everyone is ready and get back in 3 hours
Peach: 3 hours?!  How is my bladder gonna last that long?!
Lakitu: well you better not pee in the bus and there will be no bathroom breaks
Peach: well I guess I’ll just have to hold it in *tiny amount comes out* Can we just hurry up and start? *moves to the path ready to go*
Lakitu: in a moment when yoshi is ready
Peach: hurry up *a bit more comes out*
Lakitu: can you stop peeing on the path. Just wait.
Peach: shut up, you should hurry up *even more pee comes out*
DK: *laughs at her*
Peach: it’s not funny *at this point, it is all flowing out rapidly.*
Bowser jr: we have to walk through that now.
Lakitu: yoshi is ready. Let’s go.
*everyone walks through peaches pee and makes it to the bus*

*back at their home*
Bowser jr: having the pee struck to my feet is making me unwell
Bowser: it was very annoying of her to do that
Bowser jr: yeah your right *almost throws up*
Bowser: I think you should go to the bathroom
Bowser jr: agreed *throws up*
*battery dies*
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...
Is that a fanfic or ?...
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Lely wrote:
...
Is that a fanfic or ?...

Yes
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Episode six: trip to the beach
Lakitu: WELCOME BACK TO MARIO KART ELIMINATION!!! SO FAR, WE’VE ONLY LOST BIRDO, AND DAISY HAS BEEN GIVEN A SPECIAL ITEM!!!
Daisy: no I haven’t
Lakitu: OH YEH!!! FORGOT TO GIVE IT TO YOU!!! DAISY FOLLOW ME SO I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU IN SECRET *they hide behind the house so that Lakitu can give Daisy the item*
Peach: Welcome to my beach
Lakitu: NOW THAT DAISY HAS HER SPECIAL ITEM, WE CAN NOW START!!! BUT FIRST, I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT TODAYS CHALLENGE IS GOIMG TO BE A TREASURE HUNT FOR THE SPECIAL ITEM TICKET.
Everyone: LETS GO!!!
Lakitu: START!!!
*Daisy, Luigi, Rosalina, Funky Kong and Yoshi all climb up the houses, however Funky Kong falls into a house, which happens to be locked with no exits other than breaking the house*
*meanwhile, Mario, Toad, Toadette, Shy guy and donkey kong decide to look in the water*
*koopa, bowser, bowser jr, wario, waluigi all decide to check in the sand*
*dry bones and king boo searched inside the quataquacks*
*finally, diddy kong and peach look on the giant rock*
*no-one finds anything for 2 hours until...
The ticket is found far out in the ocean*
Diddy kong: wait, I think I see a ticket far in the ocean
Everyone: time to go to the ocean
*after another 2 hours of swimming...*
Peach: finally, the ticket. It seams to be all the way up there though...
Rosalina: that shouldn’t be too hard *summons a launch star and launches up there* easy *picks up the ticket*
Lakitu: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!!! ROSALINA GETS A SPECIAL ITEM WHEN WE GET BACK!!! NOW!! TIME TO SWIM BACK!!!
*2 hours later*
Lakitu: HOUR HOME IS JUST OVER THERE, SO GET IN THERE!!!
Peach: Good, I don’t think my bladder could have lasted any longer (tiny bit comes out)
Wario: every time there is a long challenge, she seams to always pee herself.
Birdo: hello everyone. Did you really think I would leave
Everyone: yes
Birdo: well, I stayed so I can get revenge on ALL of you. I already know a good way to start *runs to the bathroom*
Peach: please get out since I need to go!
Birdo: I’m not leaving at all just to annoy you
Peach: well, have fun leaving the bathroom then *pees all other the floor outside of the bathroom*
Birdo: Oh come on *battery dies*
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are these settings based on the nitro tracks and retro track from the game?
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Mindopolis wrote:
are these settings based on the nitro tracks and retro track from the game?

Both. I’m doing the cups I’m order (mostly) in nitro to retro to battle
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Episode 7: waterfall survival
Lakitu: WELCOME BACK TO MARIO KART ELIMINATION!!! I’VE MADE SURE TO BAN BIRDO FROM BEING NEAR US SO WE WONT GAVE TO DEAL WITH HER!!! I’VE GIVEN PEACH A BIKE AND A BIKERS OUTFIT SO THAT IF SHE PEES HERSELF IT EONT GO ON THE FLOOR!! FINALLY, TODAYS CHALLENGE IS TO STAY ON THE WATERFALL
Yoshi: this is my waterfall
Daisy: cool
Peach: I promise I will not wet myself today
Lakitu: THIS CHALLENGE COUKD BE VERY LONG OR SHORT!!! START!!!
Bowser: I guess this is just going to be tedious
Bowser jr: This isn’t fun
Wario: what is the point of this
Lakitu: winner gets a special item ticket
Waluigi: is there a punishment
Lakitu: no
*wario, waluigi, bowser jr and bowser give up, and koopa falls off*
*nothing interesting happens for 2 hours*
Dry bones: this isn’t a fun activity. Please end this
Funky kong: if you want to stop, fall off.
Daisy: I don’t want the special item but I also don’t want the kongs getting any either so I want to sabotage them *drives into funky kong, who pushes donkey kong and diddy kong down with him, quickly followed by dry bones and daisy falling off.
Rosalina: why did she just eliminate herself like that???
Lakitu: since you can only have one special item and having a special item gives immunity in the special vote
Rosalina: so I’ve just wasted 2 hours of my life?
Lakitu: correct
Rosalina: well I don’t want to waste anymore so bye *falls off*
*nothing more happens for a whole 10 hours except Mario and king boo falling off due to colliding with eachother*
Lakitu: LETS SEE WHO IS LEFT!!! CURRENTLY, PEACH, YOSHI, LUIGI, SHY GUY, TOAD AND *toadette procedes to fall off* NO ONE ELSE!!!
*3 more hours pass*
Lakitu: TOAD AND SHY GUY ARE ABOUT TO FALL OFF!!! AND IT SEEMS LIKE THEY ARE ABOUT TO COLLIDE INTO PEACH AND LUIGI MEANING YOSHI MIGHT WINNING *yoshis car immedietly stops and causes him to fall off, and then everyone collides but peach falls of last*
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!!! PEACH BARELY WON DUE TO BEING SLIGHTLY FARTHER AHEAD OF EVERYONE ELSE!!! SHE GETS THE SPECIAL ITEM AND A CLOUD TO GET BACK UP INSTEAD IF FALLING INTO THE LAKE!!! AND IT SEEMS LIKE THERE IS AN EXTREMELY WET PATCH WHICH IS LEAKING!!!*battery dies
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Episode 8: Don’t get spooked
Lakitu: WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF MARIO KART ELIMINATION!!! TODAY, WE HAVE COME TO THIS HAUNTED LAKE FILLED WOTH BOOS WHO ARE BEING ATTACKED BY F-f-fairies. g-go aw-w-way f-f-fair-r-ries. *faisies fly off*
Wario: Ha! I can’t believe your scared of fairies
Lakitu: S-shut up
Waluigi: what reason excuses being scared of the stupidest creatures
Lakitu: just... anyway, today you have to not get dragged into the lake by the boos
Luigi: b-but b-boos d-don’t h-have h-hands
King boo: but we have tongues.
Lakitu: by the way, king boo, your arn’t allowed to participate in this challenge
King boo: why not
Lakitu: since you are the king of the species you have to survive from
King boo: fine
Lakitu: also, daisy, peach and Rosalina all have to sit out due to already owning a special item
Daisy, Peach and Rosalina: Ok
King boo: where do we go?
Daisy: on the boat
Peach: ok *they go and sit on the boat*
Lakitu: good luck. Start
Rosalina: so, does anyone have an idea of why Lakitu is scared of fairies
Daisy: must be because of something that has happened to him
King boo: we never get to here about his pain, only ours. Why don’t we find out
Peach: I agree *lakitu enters*
Lakitu: I’m not telling you
Rosalina: so there is a reason
Lakitu: yes but I’m not telling you *lakitu leaves*
King boo: I want to know
Daisy: if he doesn’t want to say, let him keep it a secret.
Peach: but that is no fun
Rosalina: daisy has a valid point. As much as I want to know, if he doesn’t want to say, then let him not say
*on the boardwalk*
Luigi: I just need to stay calm. Stay calm... AAAHHHH, a g-ghost
Mario: it looks like Luigi might get dragged in *wood cracks bellow how*
Bowser: looks light the wood is already starting to break *wood cracks under bowser jr, but bowser saves him, falling in himself*
Bowser jr: papa! I guess I have to win this for you
Wario: LOL!!! your dad is drowning
Waluigi: HAHA!!!
Bowser jr: shut up *stomps his feet, causing the crack under wario and waluigi to break*

Funky kong: I wonder what happens if we stomp out feet together? *they do and it causing a massive crack, eliminating everyone but Luigi and bowser jr.*

Luigi: a lot of people just fell in the distance
Bowser jr: it looks like it’s just me and you
Luigi: I guess so *gets licked by ghost* aaahhhhh
Bowser jr: this should be quite easy if you are getting scared so easily *stomps feet*
Luigi: you are making the ground crack
Bowser jr: exactly *leaves before the ground breaks, leaving Luigi to fall, which he does*
Bowser: nice job son
Bowser jr: time for my special item
Lakitu: I’ll give it in the next challenge
Rosalina: hello and, what is it?
Lakitu: a Q and A. You will each ask me a private question, if two people ask me the same question, I will answer it to the first person, I will go in order of kindness and *battery dies*
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im scared of this
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im scared of this

Why
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Episode 9: the Q and A
Lakitu: WELCOME BACK TO MARIO KART ELIMINATION!!! TODAY WE ARE DOING A Q AND A ANS YOU ALSO GET TO TRAIN WHILE WAITING!!! WE’VE ALREADY BEEN WAITING 5 HOURS BECAUSE DRY BONES COUDNT THINK OF A QUESTION BIT WE ARE STARING. DAISY FIRST
Daisy: don’t worry, I can be trusted with information of what I ask. What is the reason you are scared of fairies
Lakitu: *whispers answer to daisy*
Daisy: I understand why you didn’t want to tell anyone. That is really dark. I won’t tell anyone, I promise
Lakitu: Mario next
Mario: why did you start this
Lakitu: to make people suffer. Next is koopa
Koopa: what is the theme of next round?
Lakitu: battles. Shy guy next
Shy guy: why did accept me
Lakitu: because you are good at cooking. Bowser jr next
Bowser jr: how does the special item your about to give me work?
Lakitu: *whispers how it works*
Bowser jr: thank you

*once all questions are asked*
Lakitu: all the questions have been asked you can leave your tent now
Peach: what do we do now?
Lakitu: now that the Q and A is over, you are now going to be dressing into your costumes
Peach: ok
*after half an hour of changing, mostly delayed by daisy, they get out of the tent*
Wario: why did daisy take so long
Waluigi: clearly to get into that.
Luigi: (Daisy looks really hot in that outfit)
Wario: why is daisy’s outfit slightly revealing???
Lakitu: you got a problem with it? She is barely showing anything so it is fine for this child show
Wario: HOW IS THIS A CHILDRENS SHOW???
Lakitu: children like to watch people suffer
Wario: I don’t know any that do
Lakitu: the only children I know, do
Wario: but still, it’s ugly
Lakitu: at least she put effort into it, unlike you who put no effort and just wore your biker suit
Wario: SHUT UP!!!
Lakitu: time for who gets eliminated.
Diddy kong: Wait!!! Someone gets eliminated!!!
Lakitu: yes, using this poll Vote for character to eliminate. You have until Saturday to vote
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Episode 10: balloon duel
Lakitu: WELCOME BACK TO MARIO KART ELIMINATION!!! TODAY, WE ARE GETTING THE RESPONCES OF THE VOTES AND.. there was only one vote!!! And I voted!!!
Dry bones: that doesn’t sound really fair to me
Lakitu: I don’t care about your opinion since your leaving
Dry bones: why?
Lakitu: because I voted you
Dry bones: WHY!?!?!?
Lakitu: why not
Dry bones: goodbye. I’m leaving for a stupid reason and... wait. Can I at least stay and be a musician
Lakitu: sure
Dry bones: thank you
Lakitu: it is time to get back into your normal outfits
*after everyone changes*
Bowser jr: what is flowing out of peaches tent?
Wario: I think it is obvious
Lakitu: time for our next location
Peach: immedietly?
Lakitu: yes

*after a 5 hour drive*

Lakitu: we are finally here
Peach: took long enough *pees herself*
Lakitu: welcome to battle course 4
Rosalina: where is 1, 2 and 3?
Lakitu: we are going to 3 next but I don’t know where 1 and 2 are
Wario: I thought you were meant to know this kind of stuff
Lakitu: anyway, take these balloons. 3 each
Bowser jr: I wonder what we will be doing
Lakitu: your goal is to pop as many balloons as possible. The only punishment for going out is not being able to okay anymore
Bowser jr: ONLY!!! THAT IS A BIG PUNISHMENT
Lakitu: in this round, stupid
Bowser: DONT MAKE FUN OF MY SON!!!
Lakitu: shut up. The way you pop balloons is by throwing items at other players. START!!!
Yoshi: I think I good strategy would be to make a tongue shield *wraps his tongue all the way around him*
Waluigi: how is that fair! We can’t beat that
Daisy: deal with it *hits him with a green shell*
Waluigi: oh come on. I can do that too *misses and hits wario
Dry bones: I’m missing out on a lot just by Lakitu voting me for no reason
Lakitu: well when we get back, you won’t get to spectate again until the final race
Dry bones: final race?
Lakitu: when it’s down to a 1v1, it will be one final race
Yoshi: *licks bomb at slams waluigi with it*
Waluigi: stop targeting me *gets hit by wario*

*after an hour of yoshi constantly hitting everyone, it’s between yoshi, Luigi and bowser jr, and only yoshi gained points*

Luigi: so it’s just me and you again
Bowser jr: and yoshi
Luigi: it will become me and yoshi in a moment
Bowser jr: what do you mean, you don’t have an item
Luigi: well there is a green shell I threw behind you *bowser jr turns around and gets hit by the shell*
Luigi: time to get killed by yoshi now *gets hit by a red shell*
Lakitu: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!!! Yoshi just got 47 points and the other 4 Points were went by daisy, Luigi, wario and waluigi
Waluigi: surprised I did well dispute being targeted
Lakitu: time to go home
*4 hours later*
Lakitu: we’re home now
Peach: just in time for me to pee *she rushes to the bathroom, but the pee gets on the floor on the way and created a trail*
Wario: when will she stop peeing herself
Waluigi: never
*battery dies*
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Episode 12 (11 doesn’t matter other than equalising): renegade roundup
Lakitu: WELCOME BACK TO MARIO KART ELIMINATION: TODAY, WE ARE DOING RENEGADE ROUNDUP: 6 V 6
On Team A, there is: Mario, Rosalina, Bowser jr,
Diddy kong, Koopa, and King boo
On Team B, there is: Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Shy guy, Funky kong, and toad
Team A has to survive 5 minutes while team B has five minutes to capture all of team A. START!!!
*Team B quickly catches team A in 10 seconds*
Team A: WHAT!!!
Lakitu: guess you need to beat 10 seconds next round
Team A: We forfeit. How do we decide who gets eliminated?
Lakitu: with a costume contest. Thankfully, we are close to home for us to start
*they get home*
Lakitu: get changed
*they all get changed in there rooms, and then go to the hall*
Wario: Why is daisy wearing that ugly costume again
Lakitu: what is wrong with it?
Waluigi: it reminds me of fairies
Lakitu: does it *looks* it does. I need to have a chat with daisy. Daisy, come here.
Daisy: ok
Lakitu: WHY ARE YOU WEARING FAIRY CLOTHES!!!
Daisy: I’m not
Lakitu: YES YOU ARE, DONT DENY IT!!!
Daisy: how is this fairy clothes?
Lakitu: YOU KNOW THEY ARE!!! GET OUT OF HERE, YOUR DISQUALIFIED!!!
Daisy: this isn’t fair *looks for special item*
Lakitu: YOU THINK A SPECIAL ITEM CAN BEAT DISQUALIFICATION!!!
Daisy: please explain how these are fairy clothes *starts crying*
Lakitu: QUIT CRYING YOU IDIOT!!! YOU ARE BANNED FROM COMING BACK, GO!!!
Daisy: I’m not going to leave then *runs to her room crying*
Lakitu: Good news team A, you aren’t being disqualified and instead daisy is
Rosalina: She didn’t deserve it. I heard what you said and all you did was shout at her, claiming they were fairy clothes. I understand you don’t like fairies but abusing Someone just because they slightly remind you of a fairy is not ok.
Lakitu: if you have a problem with it and think she should stay in, then forfeit and take her spot in elimination
Rosalina: Sure. I wasn’t having fun anyway so might as well get away from an abusive jerk like you. I’ll have a lot more fun staying to make your life terrible.
Lakitu: GET OUT THEN!!!
Rosalina: like I said, I’m not leaving. I’m doing this as a rebellion against your terrible judging skills *knocks Lakitu out with magic*
Peach: that was a very crazy but kind decicion
Rosalina: I care a lot about justice. I don’t care if she gets eliminated next round. It will still have felt worth it. The kind decision.
Luigi: I’m going to check up on daisy
Rosalina: let her settle down after that for about 5 to 10 minutes.
*10 minutes later*
Rosalina: Luigi, you can check up on her now if you want
Luigi: ok *he starts going up the stairs but Lakitu wakes up and chases him*
Lakitu: Luigi, you better stay away from daisy
Luigi: Lakitu: I’m doing the right thing. You mistreated daisy and I’m seeing if you is ok
Lakitu: STAY AWAY FROM DAISY!!! *lakitu grabs Luigi and pulls him backwards, knocking him out*
Rosalina: oh no, I think Lakitu is filled with power and only cares about himself. I’ll go check on daisy,
Lakitu: no you won’t *gets knocked out again, this time stronger*
Rosalina: I’m noW safe to check up on daisy *goes upstairs and into daisy’s room* hello daisy
Daisy: hello. Out of all my competitions, I’m this is the stupidest way I’ve...
Rosalina: you arnt out anymore, i decided to take your place because you didn’t deserve this.
Daisy: did Lakitu hurt anyone else
Rosalina: Luigi. Luigi wants to see if you was ok but then Lakitu pulled him down the stairs and knocked him out.
Daisy: Lakitu needs to learn how to treet people with respect since I don’t want anyone else to feel like me or Luigi. *hugs Rosalina and then battery dies*
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Episode 13: goomba rain
Lakitu: WELCOME BACK TO MARIO KART ELIMINATION!!! TODAY WE HAVE COME TO MARIO CIRCUIT DURING A GOOMBA!!! YOIR GOAL IS TO GAVE AS LOTTLE POINTS AS POSSIBLE SO YOU GAIN A POINT EVERY TIME YOU GET HIT BY A GOOMBA!!! THIS WILL LAST ONE HOUR!!! START!!!
Bowser: this should be east *hits goomba away*
Lakitu: looks like bowser will do well. Daisy, not so much *throws goomba at daisy, which gets stopped by Rosalina magic* OI!!! No rigging it in favour of daisy
Rosalina: no rigging it against Daisy
Lakitu: I can do what I want
Rosalina: so can I
Daisy: no one can find me in here. Especially not the goombas. This looks like a good place to get some sleep
Lakitu: is daisy trying to be smart, but it won’t work
Rosalina: correction, it will work
Lakitu: shut up
*50 minutes later*
Lakitu: there is one minute left yet no one has been hit once. This is a really boring episode.
*1 minute later*
Lakitu: TIMES UP!!! NO ONE GOT HIT SO THIS IS A BORING EPISODE!!! LETS GO HOME!!!
*they get home*
Lakitu: welcome back. First thing I will be doing is shredding daisies fairy clothes.
Daisy: (why is he so mean to me)
*bettery dies*

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