How Mario Kart 64 triggers you
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6102 pts ★ RacerOn 2022-01-05 at 15:08:57
Warning ! The following video text is over-exagerrated. slightly exagerrated. Most of my opinions aren't are shared in my actual thoughts. SO if you want to buy this, give up, ok ?
Ok let's be serious. Mario Kart 64 is a freaking dumb game. First, why BOING pop up when I jump, why POOMP, WHIRRRR ??? What are that noises ? I don't understand their goal but fine. Then, if you are listening me, Kalimari Desert, then you sucks. You sucks ass. With your freakin' music a,d your freakin' layout, nobody cares about you. Then, what's that FREAKING Frappe in Frappe Snowland ? That's ugly. And nobody know what that is suppost mean ! Then, they replace Koopa by Wario. Who seriously thinks, someday, to pick him ? He eat his cap when he lose, he is ugly and big. Nobody want pick him. And it's right. TOAD, STOP SCREAMING !!!!!! Why you must retry a course until you FINALLY get 4th or better ? TOAD, STOP SCREAMING ! Peach's losing scream breaks your ears. TOAD, STOP SCREAMING ! WHy Thwomps in Bowser Castle are so ugly ? Bowser can't buy better Thwomps ? Seriously he don't want to pay. Then, Mario, why you said "ok ?" like a freaking dumbass ? TOAD, STOP SCREAMING ! Why FLower Mode in Mirror Mode sucks ? Why the music of Choco Mountain is so freaking annoying ? This game is so ugly. It becomes old very badly. Why there are 8 characters ? DKR have more lol. Why MKSC Tracks are better ? TOAD,... Ok scream fucking boi. Why Peach scream Toadstool ? Then why Sherbet Land have grey ice ? I can't play SM64 instead when I go to Peachs Castle in Royal Raceway ? Seriously, I will avoid more things but this game sucks.
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Ok let's be serious. Mario Kart 64 is a freaking dumb game. First, why BOING pop up when I jump, why POOMP, WHIRRRR ??? What are that noises ? I don't understand their goal but fine. Then, if you are listening me, Kalimari Desert, then you sucks. You sucks ass. With your freakin' music a,d your freakin' layout, nobody cares about you. Then, what's that FREAKING Frappe in Frappe Snowland ? That's ugly. And nobody know what that is suppost mean ! Then, they replace Koopa by Wario. Who seriously thinks, someday, to pick him ? He eat his cap when he lose, he is ugly and big. Nobody want pick him. And it's right. TOAD, STOP SCREAMING !!!!!! Why you must retry a course until you FINALLY get 4th or better ? TOAD, STOP SCREAMING ! Peach's losing scream breaks your ears. TOAD, STOP SCREAMING ! WHy Thwomps in Bowser Castle are so ugly ? Bowser can't buy better Thwomps ? Seriously he don't want to pay. Then, Mario, why you said "ok ?" like a freaking dumbass ? TOAD, STOP SCREAMING ! Why FLower Mode in Mirror Mode sucks ? Why the music of Choco Mountain is so freaking annoying ? This game is so ugly. It becomes old very badly. Why there are 8 characters ? DKR have more lol. Why MKSC Tracks are better ? TOAD,... Ok scream fucking boi. Why Peach scream Toadstool ? Then why Sherbet Land have grey ice ? I can't play SM64 instead when I go to Peachs Castle in Royal Raceway ? Seriously, I will avoid more things but this game sucks.
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