What are your misheard song lyric experiences?

I remember mishearing the song "Lean On" from Major Lazer and DJ Snake!

Here is part of the song...

"But the night was warm
We were bold and young
All around the wind blows
We would only hold on to let go

Blow a kiss, fire a gun
We need someone to lean on
Blow a kiss, fire a gun
All we need is somebody to lean on"

But i kept hearing and still remember it as... (I can't get this version out of my head)

"But the night was warm
We were ?????
All around the wind blows
We would only hold on to let go

Bubkiss, fireball
We need someone to lean on
Bubkiss, fireball
All we need is somebody to lean on"

LOL
Bubkiss?

That is honestly what I was hearing!

Comment what song you are currently mishearing or used to mishear when you were younger.

I think...

Already, when I was a child ..., I did not listen to songs, I listened to drama music from AFOE (Alternate future of Europe) and then I listened to DubStep

Super smash bros brawl misheard lyrics:

i'll eat a mop
it is good
so it was a mii
and i flee a sa-la-mii

i'm in a log
[no idea what to put]
superman
and he yeets a spoon fair

[still no idea]
i'm only five million

there's 4 people
he's for the gay
they are the people singing omelet in hell

LOL, the only Smash game I own is Brawl!