[Fanfic] The Poofie World
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-03-08 at 16:13:00
Episode 3
Donna comes downstairs to find Wayne, Peno, and Nommanic building a room.
Donna: Uh... What are you doing?
Wayne: We're making a room!
Donna: Why?
Wayne looked at Peno and shrugged.
Well there was nothing better to do so we decided to build character!
Peno: And Nommanic wanted help!
Donna: There are plenty of other ways to build character. And why is it in the kitchen?
Peno: Where else would we put it?
Donna: Oh, I don't know. OUTSIDE, maybe?
Wayne: Wouldn't that just be a shed?
Nommanic: Yeah, I think that would just be a shed.
Donna: Not to mention, the only tools you're using are nails and a hammer.
Peno: They were the only tools we could find in Melody's shed.
Donna: Wait. You're using MELODY'S tools?
Peno, Wayne, and Nommanic: Yeah. Why?
Donna: Can someone pass the nails?
Poofie Master comes down to find Wayne, Peno, Nommanic, and Donna building a room.
PM: Woah, Woah, WOAH! What do you think you're doing?
Nommanic: We're building a room obviously.
PM: You can't just BUILD a room in the middle of the kitchen!
Wayne: Yes we can. If you have a complaint, then too bad, you can't sue us. We live here, too.
Peno: I don't think that's how suing works...
Nommanic: Give us 1 good reason to not build a room in here.
PM: Well for one thing, there's the tax fee witch you, the people building the room, will have to pay for.
Nommanic: I don't see that being a problem.
PM: It's about 100 dollars per month.
Nommanic: Ok, guys. It's a rap!
Donna: Aww. I really wanted to waste Melody's tools.
SM7: Then where will we sleep?
Maker: Like Poofie Master said, we'll have to share-
Opulent: Wait! Why can't we just get to the Poofie Portal ourselves? Can't we just travel back through it and continue our normal lives?
PM: Honestly, I'm surprised we haven't thought of that already.
Melody (From far away): WHERE ARE MY HAMMERS??!!
PM: Well then, it's settled! We'll go back to the Poofie Portal tomorrow and get you guys home. (Turns to Poofie Palls) that means you'll still have to share a room, though.
Wayne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Donna comes downstairs to find Wayne, Peno, and Nommanic building a room.
Donna: Uh... What are you doing?
Wayne: We're making a room!
Donna: Why?
Wayne looked at Peno and shrugged.
Well there was nothing better to do so we decided to build character!
Peno: And Nommanic wanted help!
Donna: There are plenty of other ways to build character. And why is it in the kitchen?
Peno: Where else would we put it?
Donna: Oh, I don't know. OUTSIDE, maybe?
Wayne: Wouldn't that just be a shed?
Nommanic: Yeah, I think that would just be a shed.
Donna: Not to mention, the only tools you're using are nails and a hammer.
Peno: They were the only tools we could find in Melody's shed.
Donna: Wait. You're using MELODY'S tools?
Peno, Wayne, and Nommanic: Yeah. Why?
Donna: Can someone pass the nails?
Poofie Master comes down to find Wayne, Peno, Nommanic, and Donna building a room.
PM: Woah, Woah, WOAH! What do you think you're doing?
Nommanic: We're building a room obviously.
PM: You can't just BUILD a room in the middle of the kitchen!
Wayne: Yes we can. If you have a complaint, then too bad, you can't sue us. We live here, too.
Peno: I don't think that's how suing works...
Nommanic: Give us 1 good reason to not build a room in here.
PM: Well for one thing, there's the tax fee witch you, the people building the room, will have to pay for.
Nommanic: I don't see that being a problem.
PM: It's about 100 dollars per month.
Nommanic: Ok, guys. It's a rap!
Donna: Aww. I really wanted to waste Melody's tools.
SM7: Then where will we sleep?
Maker: Like Poofie Master said, we'll have to share-
Opulent: Wait! Why can't we just get to the Poofie Portal ourselves? Can't we just travel back through it and continue our normal lives?
PM: Honestly, I'm surprised we haven't thought of that already.
Melody (From far away): WHERE ARE MY HAMMERS??!!
PM: Well then, it's settled! We'll go back to the Poofie Portal tomorrow and get you guys home. (Turns to Poofie Palls) that means you'll still have to share a room, though.
Wayne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
1On 2026-03-08 at 16:29:05
I didn't expect an episode at all, but I'm kinda glad this fanfic isn't as dead as I thought.
On 2026-03-08 at 17:11:10
Episode 3
Donna comes downstairs to find Wayne, Peno, and Nommanic building a room.
Donna: Uh... What are you doing?
Wayne: We're making a room!
Donna: Why?
Wayne looked at Peno and shrugged.
Well there was nothing better to do so we decided to build character!
Peno: And Nommanic wanted help!
Donna: There are plenty of other ways to build character. And why is it in the kitchen?
Peno: Where else would we put it?
Donna: Oh, I don't know. OUTSIDE, maybe?
Wayne: Wouldn't that just be a shed?
Nommanic: Yeah, I think that would just be a shed.
Donna: Not to mention, the only tools you're using are nails and a hammer.
Peno: They were the only tools we could find in Melody's shed.
Donna: Wait. You're using MELODY'S tools?
Peno, Wayne, and Nommanic: Yeah. Why?
Donna: Can someone pass the nails?
Poofie Master comes down to find Wayne, Peno, Nommanic, and Donna building a room.
PM: Woah, Woah, WOAH! What do you think you're doing?
Nommanic: We're building a room obviously.
PM: You can't just BUILD a room in the middle of the kitchen!
Wayne: Yes we can. If you have a complaint, then too bad, you can't sue us. We live here, too.
Peno: I don't think that's how suing works...
Nommanic: Give us 1 good reason to not build a room in here.
PM: Well for one thing, there's the tax fee witch you, the people building the room, will have to pay for.
Nommanic: I don't see that being a problem.
PM: It's about 100 dollars per month.
Nommanic: Ok, guys. It's a rap!
Donna: Aww. I really wanted to waste Melody's tools.
SM7: Then where will we sleep?
Maker: Like Poofie Master said, we'll have to share-
Opulent: Wait! Why can't we just get to the Poofie Portal ourselves? Can't we just travel back through it and continue our normal lives?
PM: Honestly, I'm surprised we haven't thought of that already.
Melody (From far away): WHERE ARE MY HAMMERS??!!
PM: Well then, it's settled! We'll go back to the Poofie Portal tomorrow and get you guys home. (Turns to Poofie Palls) that means you'll still have to share a room, though.
Wayne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Donna comes downstairs to find Wayne, Peno, and Nommanic building a room.
Donna: Uh... What are you doing?
Wayne: We're making a room!
Donna: Why?
Wayne looked at Peno and shrugged.
Well there was nothing better to do so we decided to build character!
Peno: And Nommanic wanted help!
Donna: There are plenty of other ways to build character. And why is it in the kitchen?
Peno: Where else would we put it?
Donna: Oh, I don't know. OUTSIDE, maybe?
Wayne: Wouldn't that just be a shed?
Nommanic: Yeah, I think that would just be a shed.
Donna: Not to mention, the only tools you're using are nails and a hammer.
Peno: They were the only tools we could find in Melody's shed.
Donna: Wait. You're using MELODY'S tools?
Peno, Wayne, and Nommanic: Yeah. Why?
Donna: Can someone pass the nails?
Poofie Master comes down to find Wayne, Peno, Nommanic, and Donna building a room.
PM: Woah, Woah, WOAH! What do you think you're doing?
Nommanic: We're building a room obviously.
PM: You can't just BUILD a room in the middle of the kitchen!
Wayne: Yes we can. If you have a complaint, then too bad, you can't sue us. We live here, too.
Peno: I don't think that's how suing works...
Nommanic: Give us 1 good reason to not build a room in here.
PM: Well for one thing, there's the tax fee witch you, the people building the room, will have to pay for.
Nommanic: I don't see that being a problem.
PM: It's about 100 dollars per month.
Nommanic: Ok, guys. It's a rap!
Donna: Aww. I really wanted to waste Melody's tools.
SM7: Then where will we sleep?
Maker: Like Poofie Master said, we'll have to share-
Opulent: Wait! Why can't we just get to the Poofie Portal ourselves? Can't we just travel back through it and continue our normal lives?
PM: Honestly, I'm surprised we haven't thought of that already.
Melody (From far away): WHERE ARE MY HAMMERS??!!
PM: Well then, it's settled! We'll go back to the Poofie Portal tomorrow and get you guys home. (Turns to Poofie Palls) that means you'll still have to share a room, though.
Wayne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You didn't use any custom colours? Nommanic's is #0080ff and Opulent's is #00c0ff. I may have forgotten to add them to my submission.
Oh, and you mentioned they have to share a room? (Sleepover Mayhem intensifies) I'm kinda anxious to see how this would turn out...
On 2026-03-12 at 00:42:30
Can you draw me?
Reference: Black hair, with a black helmet but on with a black suit, refuses to take the helmet off to show face.
Reference: Black hair, with a black helmet but on with a black suit, refuses to take the helmet off to show face.
On 2026-03-12 at 14:32:58
I WANT MORE EPISODES
On 2026-03-12 at 23:48:07
Episode 4
Choosing where to sleep
PM: Ok guys. Now that it's getting dark, (And we finally got that pile of wood out of the kitchen)...
Wayne: It was a Work of ART!
PM: It's now time to decide where you guys (Points to everyone that's not the Poofie Palls) are sleeping! Let's see... There are 8 of you, which means 8 people will have to share a room! I'll be sitting out...
Wayne: WHAT?! Why do YOU get to?
Fine. As an example, they can chose me.
Everyone picked their groups. Esther Picked Liza (And Molly since they share a room) And EAS chose Molly (And Liza since they share a room).
Mushroom Man chose Wayne, and Luma-BUP chose Wayne as well. When Poofie Master said he couldn't do that, he chose Eric.
Super Mega 7 chose Poofie Master. Maker chose Hi-Chew. Nommanic chose Peno, and Oppulent chose Donna.
PM: Well now that we all chose who we're sleeping with, goodnight! C'mon, SM7.
Wayne: Wait! I wanna change who I'm with!
PM: I said good night.
With that, everyone went to where they were sleeping.
Mushroom Man: Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup!
Wayne: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME??!!
Choosing where to sleep
PM: Ok guys. Now that it's getting dark, (And we finally got that pile of wood out of the kitchen)...
Wayne: It was a Work of ART!
PM: It's now time to decide where you guys (Points to everyone that's not the Poofie Palls) are sleeping! Let's see... There are 8 of you, which means 8 people will have to share a room! I'll be sitting out...
Wayne: WHAT?! Why do YOU get to?
Fine. As an example, they can chose me.
Everyone picked their groups. Esther Picked Liza (And Molly since they share a room) And EAS chose Molly (And Liza since they share a room).
Mushroom Man chose Wayne, and Luma-BUP chose Wayne as well. When Poofie Master said he couldn't do that, he chose Eric.
Super Mega 7 chose Poofie Master. Maker chose Hi-Chew. Nommanic chose Peno, and Oppulent chose Donna.
PM: Well now that we all chose who we're sleeping with, goodnight! C'mon, SM7.
Wayne: Wait! I wanna change who I'm with!
PM: I said good night.
With that, everyone went to where they were sleeping.
Mushroom Man: Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup!
Wayne: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME??!!
3On 2026-03-17 at 15:41:42
Here's the trailer for the fanfic!
Them: Hugging themselves for dear life
Me:
On 2026-03-31 at 18:30:48
Episode 5
PM & SM7 START
Poofie Master and SM7 walk into a room with a desk with a half finished comic on it, a bed, a pencil kit, a PC with Hollow Knight: Silksong still paused, and many comics and drawings on the walls.
SM7: Wow! I love your room, but where am I gonna sleep?
PM: I think there are sleeping bags in the storage room. It's just downstairs under the stairs.
SM7 exits the room and goes down the stairs. As he goes down, the stairs creak under his feet. For some reason, it seems that everyone has already gone to bed, judging how silent it was. As he finds the storage room (Because it was labeled "Storage"_), he opens the door to find TWENTY large chests at the least!
SM7: What the- Is this storage room entirely based on Minecraft? Which one has the sleeping bags?!
SM7 searches through out the chests individually until he finds the sleeping bags. His eyelids wanted to go down with the force of a jet plane going 100 miles an hour. When he walks back up the stairs, he sees Poofie Master finishing the comic on his desk.
SM7: How are you still awake? What time is it?
PM: It's only 10:30. And I'm finishing up a comic so that I can take all of these and bring them to the publishing department!
SM7: All of them? Why didn't you just bring them one at a time?
PM: Every time I bring them a comic, they always back all them up to another date! That's why I still have all these! Tomorrow's the next date that their gonna publish them, and I'm sure that their gonna do it this time!
SM7: Don't you realize they're probably just playing you? They're never actually gonna publish them!
The room goes silent.
PM climbs into his bed and says "Good night."
Liza & Esther & Molly & EAS START
Liza: I'm SO excited to share a room with you guys! This is gonna be SO much fun! I can't believe we're actually doing this! I-
Molly: LIZA! CALM DOWN!
EAS: Suddenly, I don't think I want to share a room anymore...
Esther: Let's just spend the night. We won't get too worked up if we're going back to the Poofie Portal tomorrow. Remember how long that took.
Liza: Right. But this is just so overwhelming! This is my first time sharing a room with more than one person!
Molly rolls her eyes.
Esther opens the door to see one half of the room with weights and video game controllers perfectly organized, and the wallpaper is blue. And on the other half is CLUTTERED! Paper and toys and books and pencils and crayons and etc. EVERYWHERE! And the wallpaper is pink.
Esther: Uhh... Who's side is who's? because I remember picking Molly...
EAS: What?! I picked Molly! I remember you saying "I pick Liza"!
Molly: Yeah, EAS chose me. The blue side's mine.
Esther: Oh no...
As they set up their stuff (At least tried to for some people...), it was time to go to sleep. Liza insisted that they stay up, but no one listened.
Luma-BUP & Eric START
Eric and Luma-BUP walk into a room full of pranking supplies.
Eric: So, this is my room...
Luma-BUP: So, you're a prankster, huh?
Eric: I won an award... 3 times.
Luma-BUP: Well, master pranker, we certainly can't let any of this night go to waste, can we?
Both get a devilish grin.
Wayne & Mushroom Man START
Wayne: What the- WHY am I covered with Coconuts?! He says as he wakes up.
Mushroom man: Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup!
Wayne: Could things get any worse than this...
Oppulent & Donna START
After Donna Finaly smashed the radio that was playing "It's Raining Tacos" on repeat for the last ten minutes, (Eric & Luma-BUP's doing), they started their night.
Oppulent: Your room is... The attic?
Donna: Spacious, creepy, no one ever bothers me here, She says as she gives the radio one more wack as it attempts to play "Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese" In a very sorrowful voice
Donna: And if you look in the boxes, you can find whatever you want in here. One time I found one of Wayne's bombs.
Boof cuddles up to Donna, both of them white and slightly transparent.
Oppulent: Ok... Well I think we better get rest.
Donna: You can do that. I'm dead, so I don't need sleep. Plus I like the night. Oh. And if you hear a scream that sounds like it's coming from an Aztec death whistle, don't go looking for me.
Donna floats through the ceiling out of the room, and Boof follows. Oppulent is left alone in the dark, creepy attic. And something tells her that it's not gonna be a peaceful night.
It's raining tacosssss- SMASH!
Maker & Hi-Chew START
Hi-Chew introduces her room to Maker. It has a stand for painting, several paint brushes, many color pallets, a pile of blank canvases, and the wallpaper is custom painted, looking like many drawings.
Maker: Artsy.
Hi-Chew: Well, I love art! It's one of my favorite hobbies! Ok. It IS my favorite!
Maker: Well, no offense, but I don't think I could sleep in a room that looks like an eye sore.
Hi-Chew: Well I can easily fix that! Just get under that black blanket over there!
Maker approaches the blanket and puts it over his head. It's soft, heavy, and really comfortable.
Maker: Hey! This isn't too bad!
Hi-Chew: I knew someone would like it! Good night, new friend!
And over all, it was a pretty peaceful night.
Nommanic & Peno START
Nommanic: So... What am I looking at here?
Peno: Well, it's my room, of course.
Nommanic: Does it even have a floor?
Peno: I think so...
Nommanic: Because all I can see is snacks. Oh, and a mini-fridge.
Peno: Yeah... I don't know how we're gonna fit you in here...
They stand at the entrance to the room, staring at the floor covered in snacks.
Peno: We're not very good at this, are we?
And THAT concludes all of our nights with the groups! Tune in for Episode six, when the karts REALLY come into play!
PM & SM7 START
Poofie Master and SM7 walk into a room with a desk with a half finished comic on it, a bed, a pencil kit, a PC with Hollow Knight: Silksong still paused, and many comics and drawings on the walls.
SM7: Wow! I love your room, but where am I gonna sleep?
PM: I think there are sleeping bags in the storage room. It's just downstairs under the stairs.
SM7 exits the room and goes down the stairs. As he goes down, the stairs creak under his feet. For some reason, it seems that everyone has already gone to bed, judging how silent it was. As he finds the storage room (Because it was labeled "Storage"_), he opens the door to find TWENTY large chests at the least!
SM7: What the- Is this storage room entirely based on Minecraft? Which one has the sleeping bags?!
SM7 searches through out the chests individually until he finds the sleeping bags. His eyelids wanted to go down with the force of a jet plane going 100 miles an hour. When he walks back up the stairs, he sees Poofie Master finishing the comic on his desk.
SM7: How are you still awake? What time is it?
PM: It's only 10:30. And I'm finishing up a comic so that I can take all of these and bring them to the publishing department!
SM7: All of them? Why didn't you just bring them one at a time?
PM: Every time I bring them a comic, they always back all them up to another date! That's why I still have all these! Tomorrow's the next date that their gonna publish them, and I'm sure that their gonna do it this time!
SM7: Don't you realize they're probably just playing you? They're never actually gonna publish them!
The room goes silent.
PM climbs into his bed and says "Good night."
Liza & Esther & Molly & EAS START
Liza: I'm SO excited to share a room with you guys! This is gonna be SO much fun! I can't believe we're actually doing this! I-
Molly: LIZA! CALM DOWN!
EAS: Suddenly, I don't think I want to share a room anymore...
Esther: Let's just spend the night. We won't get too worked up if we're going back to the Poofie Portal tomorrow. Remember how long that took.
Liza: Right. But this is just so overwhelming! This is my first time sharing a room with more than one person!
Molly rolls her eyes.
Esther opens the door to see one half of the room with weights and video game controllers perfectly organized, and the wallpaper is blue. And on the other half is CLUTTERED! Paper and toys and books and pencils and crayons and etc. EVERYWHERE! And the wallpaper is pink.
Esther: Uhh... Who's side is who's? because I remember picking Molly...
EAS: What?! I picked Molly! I remember you saying "I pick Liza"!
Molly: Yeah, EAS chose me. The blue side's mine.
Esther: Oh no...
As they set up their stuff (At least tried to for some people...), it was time to go to sleep. Liza insisted that they stay up, but no one listened.
Luma-BUP & Eric START
Eric and Luma-BUP walk into a room full of pranking supplies.
Eric: So, this is my room...
Luma-BUP: So, you're a prankster, huh?
Eric: I won an award... 3 times.
Luma-BUP: Well, master pranker, we certainly can't let any of this night go to waste, can we?
Both get a devilish grin.
Wayne & Mushroom Man START
Wayne: What the- WHY am I covered with Coconuts?! He says as he wakes up.
Mushroom man: Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup!
Wayne: Could things get any worse than this...
Oppulent & Donna START
After Donna Finaly smashed the radio that was playing "It's Raining Tacos" on repeat for the last ten minutes, (Eric & Luma-BUP's doing), they started their night.
Oppulent: Your room is... The attic?
Donna: Spacious, creepy, no one ever bothers me here, She says as she gives the radio one more wack as it attempts to play "Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese" In a very sorrowful voice
Donna: And if you look in the boxes, you can find whatever you want in here. One time I found one of Wayne's bombs.
Boof cuddles up to Donna, both of them white and slightly transparent.
Oppulent: Ok... Well I think we better get rest.
Donna: You can do that. I'm dead, so I don't need sleep. Plus I like the night. Oh. And if you hear a scream that sounds like it's coming from an Aztec death whistle, don't go looking for me.
Donna floats through the ceiling out of the room, and Boof follows. Oppulent is left alone in the dark, creepy attic. And something tells her that it's not gonna be a peaceful night.
It's raining tacosssss- SMASH!
Maker & Hi-Chew START
Hi-Chew introduces her room to Maker. It has a stand for painting, several paint brushes, many color pallets, a pile of blank canvases, and the wallpaper is custom painted, looking like many drawings.
Maker: Artsy.
Hi-Chew: Well, I love art! It's one of my favorite hobbies! Ok. It IS my favorite!
Maker: Well, no offense, but I don't think I could sleep in a room that looks like an eye sore.
Hi-Chew: Well I can easily fix that! Just get under that black blanket over there!
Maker approaches the blanket and puts it over his head. It's soft, heavy, and really comfortable.
Maker: Hey! This isn't too bad!
Hi-Chew: I knew someone would like it! Good night, new friend!
And over all, it was a pretty peaceful night.
Nommanic & Peno START
Nommanic: So... What am I looking at here?
Peno: Well, it's my room, of course.
Nommanic: Does it even have a floor?
Peno: I think so...
Nommanic: Because all I can see is snacks. Oh, and a mini-fridge.
Peno: Yeah... I don't know how we're gonna fit you in here...
They stand at the entrance to the room, staring at the floor covered in snacks.
Peno: We're not very good at this, are we?
And THAT concludes all of our nights with the groups! Tune in for Episode six, when the karts REALLY come into play!
11On 2026-04-04 at 17:38:27
Episode 6
PM: OK, guys! If we're going to get to the Poofie Portal, we'll have to get up now, or else we'll be late!
Wayne (Sleepily) Does it matter what time we get there?
PM: Well, if we want to get there at noon, and then get back at 6:00, we have to leave now.
Melody: I'm pretty sure most of us are still asleep.
Eric: Nonsense! I'm sure they're all...
Eric pulls out an air horn and blasts it as loud as he could. They could hear many groans upstairs
Eric (Smug): Wide awake.
Donna (To Eric): I... Hate... You.
Nommanic: If we leave now, I think we'd probably collapse of tiredness halfway there.
Liza: I could keep everyone awake with a Super Duper Happy Song-
Donna and Wayne: NO!
PM: Alright guys! Let's go!
And off they went. Past Poofie City, Past Reeses Castle, all the way to the Poofie Portal. (Map here: )
Poofie Master was just finishing up talking to the Mega Poofies about which dimension he wanted them to go to, when suddenly they heard a large WHOOSH, and also heard some kind of hovering device.
Melody: Oh no.
Wayne: We don't have time for this!
???: The Poofie Palls! And... Others? Who are you?
PM: They were just passing through. What do you want, Cruelie Master?
Opulent: Wait. There are villains here to?
Donna (Rolling eyes): Sort of...
Eric: Well, what doohickey have you invented now?
Cruelie Master: Well, because you've brought a couple extra... friends...
He shoots a glare to everyone that's not the Poofie Palls
I'll have to make extra preparations. But for now, I'll just... BOOP!
A ball shoots from a gadget that traps everyone in it.
Maker: What the... What is this?
Cruelie Master: Wha- HEY! Gray is MY color!
Maker: What the- I've been using gray for fanfics WAY longer than you!
PM: What are they talking about?
Melody: I have no idea.
Cruelie Master: Anyways, you all will be put into a special race. MY race. I've been trying to get the Poofie Portal to go to the MKPCverse for ages! But it seems that you helped me do it first. Oh! And look! I guess I don't need extra preparations! There's a pile of karts right there!
He points to Maker, Esther, EAS, SM7, Nommanic, Opulent, Mushroom Man, and Luma-BUP's karts.
Cruelie Master: Ok, everyone into the portal!
He tosses the ball dome into the Portal. Then he grabbed the pile of karts and tossed that into the Portal. Then went in himself.
When they exited, they almost fell of the side of SNES rainbow road.
Cruelie Master came to a platform above the entire track.
Cruelie Master: As you can see, from this control panel, I can control the track, items, and everything else in online mode in the MKPCverse! So get your karts ready.
Lakitu came down from the sky looking like he was just traumatized for life. He was trembling in his cloud, his eyes as big as saucers.
3 2 1 GO!
PM: OK, guys! If we're going to get to the Poofie Portal, we'll have to get up now, or else we'll be late!
Wayne (Sleepily) Does it matter what time we get there?
PM: Well, if we want to get there at noon, and then get back at 6:00, we have to leave now.
Melody: I'm pretty sure most of us are still asleep.
Eric: Nonsense! I'm sure they're all...
Eric pulls out an air horn and blasts it as loud as he could. They could hear many groans upstairs
Eric (Smug): Wide awake.
Donna (To Eric): I... Hate... You.
Nommanic: If we leave now, I think we'd probably collapse of tiredness halfway there.
Liza: I could keep everyone awake with a Super Duper Happy Song-
Donna and Wayne: NO!
PM: Alright guys! Let's go!
And off they went. Past Poofie City, Past Reeses Castle, all the way to the Poofie Portal. (Map here: )
Poofie Master was just finishing up talking to the Mega Poofies about which dimension he wanted them to go to, when suddenly they heard a large WHOOSH, and also heard some kind of hovering device.
Melody: Oh no.
Wayne: We don't have time for this!
???: The Poofie Palls! And... Others? Who are you?
PM: They were just passing through. What do you want, Cruelie Master?
Opulent: Wait. There are villains here to?
Donna (Rolling eyes): Sort of...
Eric: Well, what doohickey have you invented now?
Cruelie Master: Well, because you've brought a couple extra... friends...
He shoots a glare to everyone that's not the Poofie Palls
I'll have to make extra preparations. But for now, I'll just... BOOP!
A ball shoots from a gadget that traps everyone in it.
Maker: What the... What is this?
Cruelie Master: Wha- HEY! Gray is MY color!
Maker: What the- I've been using gray for fanfics WAY longer than you!
PM: What are they talking about?
Melody: I have no idea.
Cruelie Master: Anyways, you all will be put into a special race. MY race. I've been trying to get the Poofie Portal to go to the MKPCverse for ages! But it seems that you helped me do it first. Oh! And look! I guess I don't need extra preparations! There's a pile of karts right there!
He points to Maker, Esther, EAS, SM7, Nommanic, Opulent, Mushroom Man, and Luma-BUP's karts.
Cruelie Master: Ok, everyone into the portal!
He tosses the ball dome into the Portal. Then he grabbed the pile of karts and tossed that into the Portal. Then went in himself.
When they exited, they almost fell of the side of SNES rainbow road.
Cruelie Master came to a platform above the entire track.
Cruelie Master: As you can see, from this control panel, I can control the track, items, and everything else in online mode in the MKPCverse! So get your karts ready.
Lakitu came down from the sky looking like he was just traumatized for life. He was trembling in his cloud, his eyes as big as saucers.
3 2 1 GO!
3On 2026-04-04 at 18:56:30
Episode 6
PM: OK, guys! If we're going to get to the Poofie Portal, we'll have to get up now, or else we'll be late!
Wayne (Sleepily) Does it matter what time we get there?
PM: Well, if we want to get there at noon, and then get back at 6:00, we have to leave now.
Melody: I'm pretty sure most of us are still asleep.
Eric: Nonsense! I'm sure they're all...
Eric pulls out an air horn and blasts it as loud as he could. They could hear many groans upstairs
Eric (Smug): Wide awake.
Donna (To Eric): I... Hate... You.
Nommanic: If we leave now, I think we'd probably collapse of tiredness halfway there.
Liza: I could keep everyone awake with a Super Duper Happy Song-
Donna and Wayne: NO!
PM: Alright guys! Let's go!
And off they went. Past Poofie City, Past Reeses Castle, all the way to the Poofie Portal. (Map here: )
Poofie Master was just finishing up talking to the Mega Poofies about which dimension he wanted them to go to, when suddenly they heard a large WHOOSH, and also heard some kind of hovering device.
Melody: Oh no.
Wayne: We don't have time for this!
???: The Poofie Palls! And... Others? Who are you?
PM: They were just passing through. What do you want, Cruelie Master?
Opulent: Wait. There are villains here to?
Donna (Rolling eyes): Sort of...
Eric: Well, what doohickey have you invented now?
Cruelie Master: Well, because you've brought a couple extra... friends...
He shoots a glare to everyone that's not the Poofie Palls
I'll have to make extra preparations. But for now, I'll just... BOOP!
A ball shoots from a gadget that traps everyone in it.
Maker: What the... What is this?
Cruelie Master: Wha- HEY! Gray is MY color!
Maker: What the- I've been using gray for fanfics WAY longer than you!
PM: What are they talking about?
Melody: I have no idea.
Cruelie Master: Anyways, you all will be put into a special race. MY race. I've been trying to get the Poofie Portal to go to the MKPCverse for ages! But it seems that you helped me do it first. Oh! And look! I guess I don't need extra preparations! There's a pile of karts right there!
He points to Maker, Esther, EAS, SM7, Nommanic, Opulent, Mushroom Man, and Luma-BUP's karts.
Cruelie Master: Ok, everyone into the portal!
He tosses the ball dome into the Portal. Then he grabbed the pile of karts and tossed that into the Portal. Then went in himself.
When they exited, they almost fell of the side of SNES rainbow road.
Cruelie Master came to a platform above the entire track.
Cruelie Master: As you can see, from this control panel, I can control the track, items, and everything else in online mode in the MKPCverse! So get your karts ready.
Lakitu came down from the sky looking like he was just traumatized for life. He was trembling in his cloud, his eyes as big as saucers.
3 2 1 GO!
PM: OK, guys! If we're going to get to the Poofie Portal, we'll have to get up now, or else we'll be late!
Wayne (Sleepily) Does it matter what time we get there?
PM: Well, if we want to get there at noon, and then get back at 6:00, we have to leave now.
Melody: I'm pretty sure most of us are still asleep.
Eric: Nonsense! I'm sure they're all...
Eric pulls out an air horn and blasts it as loud as he could. They could hear many groans upstairs
Eric (Smug): Wide awake.
Donna (To Eric): I... Hate... You.
Nommanic: If we leave now, I think we'd probably collapse of tiredness halfway there.
Liza: I could keep everyone awake with a Super Duper Happy Song-
Donna and Wayne: NO!
PM: Alright guys! Let's go!
And off they went. Past Poofie City, Past Reeses Castle, all the way to the Poofie Portal. (Map here: )
Poofie Master was just finishing up talking to the Mega Poofies about which dimension he wanted them to go to, when suddenly they heard a large WHOOSH, and also heard some kind of hovering device.
Melody: Oh no.
Wayne: We don't have time for this!
???: The Poofie Palls! And... Others? Who are you?
PM: They were just passing through. What do you want, Cruelie Master?
Opulent: Wait. There are villains here to?
Donna (Rolling eyes): Sort of...
Eric: Well, what doohickey have you invented now?
Cruelie Master: Well, because you've brought a couple extra... friends...
He shoots a glare to everyone that's not the Poofie Palls
I'll have to make extra preparations. But for now, I'll just... BOOP!
A ball shoots from a gadget that traps everyone in it.
Maker: What the... What is this?
Cruelie Master: Wha- HEY! Gray is MY color!
Maker: What the- I've been using gray for fanfics WAY longer than you!
PM: What are they talking about?
Melody: I have no idea.
Cruelie Master: Anyways, you all will be put into a special race. MY race. I've been trying to get the Poofie Portal to go to the MKPCverse for ages! But it seems that you helped me do it first. Oh! And look! I guess I don't need extra preparations! There's a pile of karts right there!
He points to Maker, Esther, EAS, SM7, Nommanic, Opulent, Mushroom Man, and Luma-BUP's karts.
Cruelie Master: Ok, everyone into the portal!
He tosses the ball dome into the Portal. Then he grabbed the pile of karts and tossed that into the Portal. Then went in himself.
When they exited, they almost fell of the side of SNES rainbow road.
Cruelie Master came to a platform above the entire track.
Cruelie Master: As you can see, from this control panel, I can control the track, items, and everything else in online mode in the MKPCverse! So get your karts ready.
Lakitu came down from the sky looking like he was just traumatized for life. He was trembling in his cloud, his eyes as big as saucers.
3 2 1 GO!
Nice 4th wall break.
Oh, and Nommanic's colour is this (#0080ff), and Opulent's colour is this. (#00c0ff) If you're not going to use custom colours, at least change Nommanic's color to dodgerblue. I dunno why you'ld change Nommanic's colour to blue.
On 2026-04-04 at 19:40:52
Episode 6
PM: OK, guys! If we're going to get to the Poofie Portal, we'll have to get up now, or else we'll be late!
Wayne (Sleepily) Does it matter what time we get there?
PM: Well, if we want to get there at noon, and then get back at 6:00, we have to leave now.
Melody: I'm pretty sure most of us are still asleep.
Eric: Nonsense! I'm sure they're all...
Eric pulls out an air horn and blasts it as loud as he could. They could hear many groans upstairs
Eric (Smug): Wide awake.
Donna (To Eric): I... Hate... You.
Nommanic: If we leave now, I think we'd probably collapse of tiredness halfway there.
Liza: I could keep everyone awake with a Super Duper Happy Song-
Donna and Wayne: NO!
PM: Alright guys! Let's go!
And off they went. Past Poofie City, Past Reeses Castle, all the way to the Poofie Portal. (Map here: )
Poofie Master was just finishing up talking to the Mega Poofies about which dimension he wanted them to go to, when suddenly they heard a large WHOOSH, and also heard some kind of hovering device.
Melody: Oh no.
Wayne: We don't have time for this!
???: The Poofie Palls! And... Others? Who are you?
PM: They were just passing through. What do you want, Cruelie Master?
Opulent: Wait. There are villains here to?
Donna (Rolling eyes): Sort of...
Eric: Well, what doohickey have you invented now?
Cruelie Master: Well, because you've brought a couple extra... friends...
He shoots a glare to everyone that's not the Poofie Palls
I'll have to make extra preparations. But for now, I'll just... BOOP!
A ball shoots from a gadget that traps everyone in it.
Maker: What the... What is this?
Cruelie Master: Wha- HEY! Gray is MY color!
Maker: What the- I've been using gray for fanfics WAY longer than you!
PM: What are they talking about?
Melody: I have no idea.
Cruelie Master: Anyways, you all will be put into a special race. MY race. I've been trying to get the Poofie Portal to go to the MKPCverse for ages! But it seems that you helped me do it first. Oh! And look! I guess I don't need extra preparations! There's a pile of karts right there!
He points to Maker, Esther, EAS, SM7, Nommanic, Opulent, Mushroom Man, and Luma-BUP's karts.
Cruelie Master: Ok, everyone into the portal!
He tosses the ball dome into the Portal. Then he grabbed the pile of karts and tossed that into the Portal. Then went in himself.
When they exited, they almost fell of the side of SNES rainbow road.
Cruelie Master came to a platform above the entire track.
Cruelie Master: As you can see, from this control panel, I can control the track, items, and everything else in online mode in the MKPCverse! So get your karts ready.
Lakitu came down from the sky looking like he was just traumatized for life. He was trembling in his cloud, his eyes as big as saucers.
3 2 1 GO!
PM: OK, guys! If we're going to get to the Poofie Portal, we'll have to get up now, or else we'll be late!
Wayne (Sleepily) Does it matter what time we get there?
PM: Well, if we want to get there at noon, and then get back at 6:00, we have to leave now.
Melody: I'm pretty sure most of us are still asleep.
Eric: Nonsense! I'm sure they're all...
Eric pulls out an air horn and blasts it as loud as he could. They could hear many groans upstairs
Eric (Smug): Wide awake.
Donna (To Eric): I... Hate... You.
Nommanic: If we leave now, I think we'd probably collapse of tiredness halfway there.
Liza: I could keep everyone awake with a Super Duper Happy Song-
Donna and Wayne: NO!
PM: Alright guys! Let's go!
And off they went. Past Poofie City, Past Reeses Castle, all the way to the Poofie Portal. (Map here: )
Poofie Master was just finishing up talking to the Mega Poofies about which dimension he wanted them to go to, when suddenly they heard a large WHOOSH, and also heard some kind of hovering device.
Melody: Oh no.
Wayne: We don't have time for this!
???: The Poofie Palls! And... Others? Who are you?
PM: They were just passing through. What do you want, Cruelie Master?
Opulent: Wait. There are villains here to?
Donna (Rolling eyes): Sort of...
Eric: Well, what doohickey have you invented now?
Cruelie Master: Well, because you've brought a couple extra... friends...
He shoots a glare to everyone that's not the Poofie Palls
I'll have to make extra preparations. But for now, I'll just... BOOP!
A ball shoots from a gadget that traps everyone in it.
Maker: What the... What is this?
Cruelie Master: Wha- HEY! Gray is MY color!
Maker: What the- I've been using gray for fanfics WAY longer than you!
PM: What are they talking about?
Melody: I have no idea.
Cruelie Master: Anyways, you all will be put into a special race. MY race. I've been trying to get the Poofie Portal to go to the MKPCverse for ages! But it seems that you helped me do it first. Oh! And look! I guess I don't need extra preparations! There's a pile of karts right there!
He points to Maker, Esther, EAS, SM7, Nommanic, Opulent, Mushroom Man, and Luma-BUP's karts.
Cruelie Master: Ok, everyone into the portal!
He tosses the ball dome into the Portal. Then he grabbed the pile of karts and tossed that into the Portal. Then went in himself.
When they exited, they almost fell of the side of SNES rainbow road.
Cruelie Master came to a platform above the entire track.
Cruelie Master: As you can see, from this control panel, I can control the track, items, and everything else in online mode in the MKPCverse! So get your karts ready.
Lakitu came down from the sky looking like he was just traumatized for life. He was trembling in his cloud, his eyes as big as saucers.
3 2 1 GO!
I also use grey usually, but I picked purple for this fanfic to avoid confusion
On 2026-04-07 at 00:34:04
Episode 7
They've never been so happy in their lives. For the first time in their lives, they are actually competing for more than just points. They're competing for the hope of going home. Which you can do by getting 50000 points (They all start with 0) But THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
They've never been so miserable in their entire lives. They've never driven a kart that goes 150cc! They've never had to drift on floating platforms or dangerous areas! Worst of all, their home was so close yet so far. If they're gonna get home, they better step up their game!
Wayne: WHAT IS WITH these Item boxes?! I never get bombs!
Melody: I think in this world they're called "Bob-ombs".
Mushroom Man: Bup Bup Bup Bup Bu-
Wayne (Shoving a red shell down Mushroom man's engine): No one ASKED you!
Molly: Poofie Master is actually beating us and some of the others by a lot! I never thought he'd ever be better at something than me!
PM (From a distance): Believe it!
Nommanic: I thought you noobs would actually be good, considering how dangerous your Poofie World actually is!
Liza: HEY! We don't drive karts. we fight bad guys!
Opulent: Lay off them, Nommanic! Some of them have probably never driven a kart in their lives! (Eyes at Liza, who is currently driving into a wall multiple times.) Besides. We all know who's gonna win.
Nommanic: Thanks, Opulent. I didn't know you believed in me so much!
The two glared at each other enough that it seemed like sparks were flying in between their eyes.
Wayne (in a teasing voice): Aww! Sibling love! So beautiful!
Opulent (To Wayne): SHUT UP!
Cruelie Master (Voice echoing from every direction): Well, looks like the majority has finished the race, so now which track you wanna do? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding! Only I can decide!
Melody (Whispering): Guys! We need to stop fighting! I think I have a plan to get out of here, but it will require everyone's participation. We need to stop bickering, and actually work together!
Wayne: So, tell us already!
Melody (Whispering): I can't right now. Cruelie Master's control panel can allow him to hear us from every corner. For now, we'll have to wait till an intermission.
SM7: Intermission? What are you talking about?
PM: After Waluigi Pinball, he gave us a little break, remember?
SM7: Ooooh Yeahhhh!
Cruelie Master: Well, that's enough! Let's move on!
Melody: See you later, I guess. When we meet again, I'll tell you the plan.
Then they get warped away to the next challenge.
PM (Thinking): When we meet again, I guess.
They've never been so happy in their lives. For the first time in their lives, they are actually competing for more than just points. They're competing for the hope of going home. Which you can do by getting 50000 points (They all start with 0) But THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
They've never been so miserable in their entire lives. They've never driven a kart that goes 150cc! They've never had to drift on floating platforms or dangerous areas! Worst of all, their home was so close yet so far. If they're gonna get home, they better step up their game!
Wayne: WHAT IS WITH these Item boxes?! I never get bombs!
Melody: I think in this world they're called "Bob-ombs".
Mushroom Man: Bup Bup Bup Bup Bu-
Wayne (Shoving a red shell down Mushroom man's engine): No one ASKED you!
Molly: Poofie Master is actually beating us and some of the others by a lot! I never thought he'd ever be better at something than me!
PM (From a distance): Believe it!
Nommanic: I thought you noobs would actually be good, considering how dangerous your Poofie World actually is!
Liza: HEY! We don't drive karts. we fight bad guys!
Opulent: Lay off them, Nommanic! Some of them have probably never driven a kart in their lives! (Eyes at Liza, who is currently driving into a wall multiple times.) Besides. We all know who's gonna win.
Nommanic: Thanks, Opulent. I didn't know you believed in me so much!
The two glared at each other enough that it seemed like sparks were flying in between their eyes.
Wayne (in a teasing voice): Aww! Sibling love! So beautiful!
Opulent (To Wayne): SHUT UP!
Cruelie Master (Voice echoing from every direction): Well, looks like the majority has finished the race, so now which track you wanna do? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding! Only I can decide!
Melody (Whispering): Guys! We need to stop fighting! I think I have a plan to get out of here, but it will require everyone's participation. We need to stop bickering, and actually work together!
Wayne: So, tell us already!
Melody (Whispering): I can't right now. Cruelie Master's control panel can allow him to hear us from every corner. For now, we'll have to wait till an intermission.
SM7: Intermission? What are you talking about?
PM: After Waluigi Pinball, he gave us a little break, remember?
SM7: Ooooh Yeahhhh!
Cruelie Master: Well, that's enough! Let's move on!
Melody: See you later, I guess. When we meet again, I'll tell you the plan.
Then they get warped away to the next challenge.
PM (Thinking): When we meet again, I guess.
3On 2026-05-03 at 16:57:59
FINALE
Melody was found driving along the desert sands of a very hot track. She was not given any water and was not allowed to take some from the Oasis. So much so, that she started seeing mirages of giant puddles in the middle of the track, in the item boxes, and many, many, more. She was on the verge of collapsing -Because this was her 50th lap around- and couldn't go much longer.
Kira, though she never talked much (Never in fact, in this little adventure), wanted to scream at the top of her lungs to make Cruelie Master stop all this. She was only given the scariest tracks, and this was all for the worst, because she had to complete 3 laps, but instead, she just hid in her kart, waiting for it to be over.
PM Was no longer having fun, as he was rage baited in so many battles. Not racing, battles. Battles were the worst, and he had no idea how to strategize. Every time he tried to turn, he'd get hit. And when he was defeated, he was reset, and put back on the not stable at all arenas. Even worse, the opponent had about 3 times the number of balloons then he did, and he was waiting for the pain to wash off. It never did.
Wayne was annoyed beyond being annoyed. Cruelie Master made custom tracks for him, ones that were too kid friendly and annoying for any human being to handle. (Good thing Wayne has a short fuse... Right?) He tried to fight it off, but he reached his breaking point when he was given a breaking point when he got a remake of the "It's a Small World" ride at 10cc.
Everyone else, let's just say... Got their own little tweaks. they had nothing that they liked AT ALL, and sometimes even worse. This was not good, as everyone was too annoyed, tired, rage baited, in pain, and scared to move on. But at last, Cruelie Master had to do something "important" and the entire thing shut off, leaving them in the darkness. They all turned to Melody.
Melody: What?
Wayne: You know what, oh so magnificent leader!
PM: What's the plan?
Everyone waited in silence, waiting for Melody's responce.
Melody: What I found out is, there are barriers on the edge of every track, and if we touch them, they send us back to the start, almost as if they don't want us to see what's on the other side. I suspect that every one of these tracks has an advanced forcefield keeping us in.
Maker: And... How is that a plan?
Nommanic: Yeah! Give us the good stuff already!
Melody: What I was going to say was... Every track has an advanced forcefield except for 1. I suspect that since we can see Cruelie Master clearly from this track, that the barrier is broken, but he does not know that, as if the "Background" Was a one way mirror.
Peno: Well, which track?
Melody: SNES Rainbow Road.
Donna: Ugh. Rainbows.
Melody: When we get to the track, I want everyone to try to make it to the edge, even if it seems impossible.
Oppulent: How would we even get there? Being that there is so much void between the track and the edge on the map!
Esther: Not to mention that Cruelie Master would probably see what we were up to.
Melody: We'll act as if we are racing, and the first chance you get at the bottom of the map, I think that's where the barrier is closest. You'll take the left track in the break-up, and drift, then jump.
Kira: I don't think I can do all that...
Everyone suddenly turned to her, looking shocked.
SM7: I didn't even realize she could talk!
Molly: Don't worry, Kira. You can stay with me, pretend we're fighting over placement, and then when the time is right, you can hop out of your car, and into mine.
Melody: Ok. Quiet down! I think he's coming back!
EAS: Wait! What do we do next?!
Melody: Once we get through the barrier, we'll continue from there.
And wouldn't you know it, the next track was SNES Rainbow Road.
Cruelie Master: Oh, look at all those pathetic souls down there. Oh wait... Is this thing still on?!
Then they did not here from him for a little while.
3... Everyone filled with anticipation.
2... Everyone filled with courage.
1... Everyone filled with fear.
GO!
Like they were all chugging Poofie -AID™️ And packing hundreds of bullet bills under their arms, they were off. Liza was currently in last (As she always was), but still following the instructions. Melody was in front, knowing all the strategies, Poofie Master close behind her.
They turned right, then right two times again. Then left two times, and right again. It was here. The split. Everyone took the left path and then...
They jumped. Everyone jumped for the sake of freedom, their karts nearly missing the edge. And then, they fell.
It was weird looking at the track this way. Just a flat world with no meaning. They continued falling for quite some time. Down the infinite dark void.
Cruelie Master: NO! NO! NO!
He tried to stop them, but the only thing he had control over was the track.
Cruelie Master: Ugh. Let them have it. HERE'S A RIDDLE FOR YOU, MELODY! BEWARE THE BEAST THAT LIES BELOW! SEEKING KART RACERS, HE'S YOUR FOE! ALL THE PEOPLE, THEY'VE NEVER BEATEN! JUST BEWARE! YOU WILL-
He could not finish because they could not here him anymore. It was over.
They were gone.
Once they hit the bottom, they got out of their karts.
Hi-Chew: Is everyone alright?!
They all nodded.
Kira: It's scary in here.
Melody: No time to think of that right-
Ding!
Poofie Master got a message.
He slowly reached for his phone. And looked.
"A Poofie Portal has spawned in "The Void", MKPCverse."
Everyone looked at each other.
PM: The ground here might not be stable for the Poofie Portal to hold. It might collapse soon. We have to be quick.
Wayne: It was a pretty lame riddle, to be honest.
Luma-BUP: Yes, very corny.
Melody: Judging by the hints, I think we'll have to be quick for more than one reason.
Everyone froze. They heard a noise. Like a ginormous creature was awaking from slumber. Then they heard footsteps. Giant footsteps. Sounding like it was... Running. Toward them. Rapidly. Soon came a giant lizard that looked like a mix of a dinosaur, a dragon, and a Komodo dragon. It let out a terrible shriek, then looked at them all. It had 3 eyes, very long arms that were bending in every wrong direction, and 1 back leg.
Melody: RUN!
Everyone sprinted as fast as they could. The monster let out another horrible shriek, and then ran after them. It knocked over the only source of light, and soon it was completely dark. They ran toward the bright glowing light that must've been the Poofie Portal. They heard the creature running after them.
Mushroom Man and Luma-BUP did not run. Gone.
EAS tripped a little and soon- gone.
Liza didn't run fast enough, and soon, gone.
Molly looked back. Her twin. Her sister. Her family. Gone. She continued on, tears in her eyes.
Esther took one wrong step. gone.
Eric tried to use his pranking supplies in a way that would stop the monster. He was foolish to get close. Gone.
Kira was too scared to move on. She curled in a ball, hoping that her black clothes would have her blend in. Assuming does not mean survival. Gone.
Maker realized that peace offerings were the worst way to settle bad situations. Gone.
Wayne tried throwing bombs at it. That only made it angrier. Gone.
Nommanic and Oppulent were holding each other's hands tightly, trying not to leave anyone behind. Nommanic was grabbed, taking Oppulent with him. Gone, and gone.
Peno tried to save his snack. Gone.
Donna realized this thing could eat what was already dead. Gone.
Hi-Chew decided this was the perfect time to positively motivate everyone. The monster was not satisfied. Gone.
Super Mega 7 Was pulled, but he grabbed Molly's leg for dear life, and she was pulled as well. Both gone.
It was now only Poofie Master and Melody left. With every step they could hear their friend's screams of terror and pain, which only made things worse. The Poofie Portal was close now, just a couple more steps away. Poofie Master was growing tired, but fear and sadness carried him onward. Melody tripped, despite the 1/100 chance. She was grabbed.
Melody: POOFIE MASTER!
Poofie Master looked back.
Melody: GET TO THE POOFIE PORTAL! DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME! JUST GET OUT OF-
Her last words were cut short.
gone.
Poofie Master kept running as fast as he could, not looking back. Fear, and mourning tried to corrupt him, as he could hear his friend's screams. They meant everything to him. And now they're no more.
He reached the Poofie Portal, and took one leap of faith. The monster jumped and tried to grab him. He was out. Every comrade was just a memory now. There was no longer anyone to rely on. No one to share jokes with. As the universe toys and plays with people, it hasn't ever been this harsh to him. It was over. He scrolled through the memories he had with them. The fights with villains, the ice cream shops, the giant duck, but none of them seemed to make him feel better. He finally reached the end of the Poofie Portal and walked out. Then he remembered. THE MEGA POOFIES! Their star wands could do ANYTHING! He rushed toward the nearest one and begged for help. The Mega Poofie explained he could not bring people back to life, unless he had help from King Poofie, and Cosmic Poofie.
And a short time later with a little bit of magic...
They were there.
Wayne, Donna, Peno, Melody, Liza, Molly, Kira, Hi-chew, Eric, Maker, Esther, EAS, SM7, Nommanic, Oppulent, Mushroom Man, and Luma-BUP. Standing there.
Everyone had a reunion, and forgot the traumatic experience that everyone had, and all got home safely.
PM: Do you ever think that we may see them again?
Wayne: If the universe get's cocky again, then yeah.
THE END
Melody was found driving along the desert sands of a very hot track. She was not given any water and was not allowed to take some from the Oasis. So much so, that she started seeing mirages of giant puddles in the middle of the track, in the item boxes, and many, many, more. She was on the verge of collapsing -Because this was her 50th lap around- and couldn't go much longer.
Kira, though she never talked much (Never in fact, in this little adventure), wanted to scream at the top of her lungs to make Cruelie Master stop all this. She was only given the scariest tracks, and this was all for the worst, because she had to complete 3 laps, but instead, she just hid in her kart, waiting for it to be over.
PM Was no longer having fun, as he was rage baited in so many battles. Not racing, battles. Battles were the worst, and he had no idea how to strategize. Every time he tried to turn, he'd get hit. And when he was defeated, he was reset, and put back on the not stable at all arenas. Even worse, the opponent had about 3 times the number of balloons then he did, and he was waiting for the pain to wash off. It never did.
Wayne was annoyed beyond being annoyed. Cruelie Master made custom tracks for him, ones that were too kid friendly and annoying for any human being to handle. (Good thing Wayne has a short fuse... Right?) He tried to fight it off, but he reached his breaking point when he was given a breaking point when he got a remake of the "It's a Small World" ride at 10cc.
Everyone else, let's just say... Got their own little tweaks. they had nothing that they liked AT ALL, and sometimes even worse. This was not good, as everyone was too annoyed, tired, rage baited, in pain, and scared to move on. But at last, Cruelie Master had to do something "important" and the entire thing shut off, leaving them in the darkness. They all turned to Melody.
Melody: What?
Wayne: You know what, oh so magnificent leader!
PM: What's the plan?
Everyone waited in silence, waiting for Melody's responce.
Melody: What I found out is, there are barriers on the edge of every track, and if we touch them, they send us back to the start, almost as if they don't want us to see what's on the other side. I suspect that every one of these tracks has an advanced forcefield keeping us in.
Maker: And... How is that a plan?
Nommanic: Yeah! Give us the good stuff already!
Melody: What I was going to say was... Every track has an advanced forcefield except for 1. I suspect that since we can see Cruelie Master clearly from this track, that the barrier is broken, but he does not know that, as if the "Background" Was a one way mirror.
Peno: Well, which track?
Melody: SNES Rainbow Road.
Donna: Ugh. Rainbows.
Melody: When we get to the track, I want everyone to try to make it to the edge, even if it seems impossible.
Oppulent: How would we even get there? Being that there is so much void between the track and the edge on the map!
Esther: Not to mention that Cruelie Master would probably see what we were up to.
Melody: We'll act as if we are racing, and the first chance you get at the bottom of the map, I think that's where the barrier is closest. You'll take the left track in the break-up, and drift, then jump.
Kira: I don't think I can do all that...
Everyone suddenly turned to her, looking shocked.
SM7: I didn't even realize she could talk!
Molly: Don't worry, Kira. You can stay with me, pretend we're fighting over placement, and then when the time is right, you can hop out of your car, and into mine.
Melody: Ok. Quiet down! I think he's coming back!
EAS: Wait! What do we do next?!
Melody: Once we get through the barrier, we'll continue from there.
And wouldn't you know it, the next track was SNES Rainbow Road.
Cruelie Master: Oh, look at all those pathetic souls down there. Oh wait... Is this thing still on?!
Then they did not here from him for a little while.
3... Everyone filled with anticipation.
2... Everyone filled with courage.
1... Everyone filled with fear.
GO!
Like they were all chugging Poofie -AID™️ And packing hundreds of bullet bills under their arms, they were off. Liza was currently in last (As she always was), but still following the instructions. Melody was in front, knowing all the strategies, Poofie Master close behind her.
They turned right, then right two times again. Then left two times, and right again. It was here. The split. Everyone took the left path and then...
They jumped. Everyone jumped for the sake of freedom, their karts nearly missing the edge. And then, they fell.
It was weird looking at the track this way. Just a flat world with no meaning. They continued falling for quite some time. Down the infinite dark void.
Cruelie Master: NO! NO! NO!
He tried to stop them, but the only thing he had control over was the track.
Cruelie Master: Ugh. Let them have it. HERE'S A RIDDLE FOR YOU, MELODY! BEWARE THE BEAST THAT LIES BELOW! SEEKING KART RACERS, HE'S YOUR FOE! ALL THE PEOPLE, THEY'VE NEVER BEATEN! JUST BEWARE! YOU WILL-
He could not finish because they could not here him anymore. It was over.
They were gone.
Once they hit the bottom, they got out of their karts.
Hi-Chew: Is everyone alright?!
They all nodded.
Kira: It's scary in here.
Melody: No time to think of that right-
Ding!
Poofie Master got a message.
He slowly reached for his phone. And looked.
"A Poofie Portal has spawned in "The Void", MKPCverse."
Everyone looked at each other.
PM: The ground here might not be stable for the Poofie Portal to hold. It might collapse soon. We have to be quick.
Wayne: It was a pretty lame riddle, to be honest.
Luma-BUP: Yes, very corny.
Melody: Judging by the hints, I think we'll have to be quick for more than one reason.
Everyone froze. They heard a noise. Like a ginormous creature was awaking from slumber. Then they heard footsteps. Giant footsteps. Sounding like it was... Running. Toward them. Rapidly. Soon came a giant lizard that looked like a mix of a dinosaur, a dragon, and a Komodo dragon. It let out a terrible shriek, then looked at them all. It had 3 eyes, very long arms that were bending in every wrong direction, and 1 back leg.
Melody: RUN!
Everyone sprinted as fast as they could. The monster let out another horrible shriek, and then ran after them. It knocked over the only source of light, and soon it was completely dark. They ran toward the bright glowing light that must've been the Poofie Portal. They heard the creature running after them.
Mushroom Man and Luma-BUP did not run. Gone.
EAS tripped a little and soon- gone.
Liza didn't run fast enough, and soon, gone.
Molly looked back. Her twin. Her sister. Her family. Gone. She continued on, tears in her eyes.
Esther took one wrong step. gone.
Eric tried to use his pranking supplies in a way that would stop the monster. He was foolish to get close. Gone.
Kira was too scared to move on. She curled in a ball, hoping that her black clothes would have her blend in. Assuming does not mean survival. Gone.
Maker realized that peace offerings were the worst way to settle bad situations. Gone.
Wayne tried throwing bombs at it. That only made it angrier. Gone.
Nommanic and Oppulent were holding each other's hands tightly, trying not to leave anyone behind. Nommanic was grabbed, taking Oppulent with him. Gone, and gone.
Peno tried to save his snack. Gone.
Donna realized this thing could eat what was already dead. Gone.
Hi-Chew decided this was the perfect time to positively motivate everyone. The monster was not satisfied. Gone.
Super Mega 7 Was pulled, but he grabbed Molly's leg for dear life, and she was pulled as well. Both gone.
It was now only Poofie Master and Melody left. With every step they could hear their friend's screams of terror and pain, which only made things worse. The Poofie Portal was close now, just a couple more steps away. Poofie Master was growing tired, but fear and sadness carried him onward. Melody tripped, despite the 1/100 chance. She was grabbed.
Melody: POOFIE MASTER!
Poofie Master looked back.
Melody: GET TO THE POOFIE PORTAL! DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME! JUST GET OUT OF-
Her last words were cut short.
gone.
Poofie Master kept running as fast as he could, not looking back. Fear, and mourning tried to corrupt him, as he could hear his friend's screams. They meant everything to him. And now they're no more.
He reached the Poofie Portal, and took one leap of faith. The monster jumped and tried to grab him. He was out. Every comrade was just a memory now. There was no longer anyone to rely on. No one to share jokes with. As the universe toys and plays with people, it hasn't ever been this harsh to him. It was over. He scrolled through the memories he had with them. The fights with villains, the ice cream shops, the giant duck, but none of them seemed to make him feel better. He finally reached the end of the Poofie Portal and walked out. Then he remembered. THE MEGA POOFIES! Their star wands could do ANYTHING! He rushed toward the nearest one and begged for help. The Mega Poofie explained he could not bring people back to life, unless he had help from King Poofie, and Cosmic Poofie.
And a short time later with a little bit of magic...
They were there.
Wayne, Donna, Peno, Melody, Liza, Molly, Kira, Hi-chew, Eric, Maker, Esther, EAS, SM7, Nommanic, Oppulent, Mushroom Man, and Luma-BUP. Standing there.
Everyone had a reunion, and forgot the traumatic experience that everyone had, and all got home safely.
PM: Do you ever think that we may see them again?
Wayne: If the universe get's cocky again, then yeah.
THE END
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