The Adventures Of Dario & Duwigi [Fanfic]

So yeah, this is the fanfic I've been working on. It's a combination of my fanfic, The Adventures of Criz and Darrel, and Super Mario Bros. So, who wants to join the insanity?

Current Characters
Dario: Black Mario
Duwigi: Orange Luigi
Diane: Red Princess that replaces Peach

I want to join!

I'll join, what info should we provide

Just personality and color (I'll use your pfps as reference, if you would like to be something else, please state), and a simple interaction with one of the 3 main characters (so I know where to start).

Okay, for the first part:

Adventure 1: Pilot

Dario: What on earth, Duwigi!?
Duwigi: What?
Dario: What do you me-- You've killed the Yoshi!!!
Duwigi: Just relax, it's a small tear.
Dario: Well fix my plushie or I won't sleep tonight.
Duwigi: *silently* Baby.
Dario: *slowly turning around as he speaks* WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY?
Duwigi: You heard me.
*The action leaves the brothers, but there are sounds of hammers and Duwigi screaming*
Duwigi: NOW GET TO IT! AND MY HAT!
*In a nearby field, a Yoshi hears and looks up*
Purple Yoshi: What strange guys. One of them looks like the legendary Mario.

I'd like to be grey, please. I'm good with whatever for personality

And for the interaction:

Maker: Wow, this place is cool
Dario: Well, not without my plushie!

Alright.

Adventure 1: The Full Crew

Maker: *knock knock*...Huh?...*knock knock* Hello?
Dario: WHAT? Who are you?
Maker: Maker. I signed a form to join a team of Mario Impersonators.
Dario: Well, then come in.
Duwigi: *from a desk inside* Yeah, come in!
Maker: Wow, this place is cool!
Dario: Well, not without my plushie!
Duwigi: *sigh* It's finished, now this place is cool.
Dario: ♥Yoshi...♥
Maker: Cool plushie.
Dario: *ahem* Thank you.
Maker: So... when does Red Yoshi get here?
Dario: He'll probably be along tomorrow. *turns his attention to a red tongue* What's that? *steps on it*
Red Yoshi: OW! *lisping outside the window* My tongue...
Dario: THERE'S Red Yoshi. Sorry!
Red Yoshi: *Climbs through the window* It's alright.

???: *speaking Shy Guy language* (RAID!!!!)
Dario: WHAT THE HECK!?
???: *speaking Shy Guy language* (Capture the orange guy.)
Dario: NO ONE CALLS ME NAMES! *punches the Blue Shy Guy*
Blue Shy Guy: *groans* (that guy packs a punch...)
Dario: And that is a demonstration of self-defense. Anyone else want to try?
Everyone gets up looking deviously at Dario.
Dario: Uh... Oh... *surroundings go black* AAAAAAGH!