King K. Talks! Featuring your favourite kings!!

Episode 0:
KR: Why hullo there my fabulous infiriours! It is I, King K. Rool! And I am glad to announce my new talk show! King K. Talks!!!
B: You thought you were doing this without me, huh!?
KR: Oh please! No one want's to hear your unsufferable grunts!
B: Unsufferable grunts, eh!? Who do you think you are! My dad!
K: I find that offencive
DDD: Hey! We havin' a party!? Let me join!
KR: This is two kings too many!
K: There's another coming
DDD: Why such a downer K. Rool? Let's just relax and party!
KR: THIS IS NOT A PARTY! THIS IS A TALK SHOW!
H: Harr? HARRR!
B: Not him again!
DDD: Who's that guy?
KR: NO HIPPO! YOU CAN'T BE HERE!
H: Harr harr. *Sad hippo noises*.
DDD: Why can't we all just stay and do this... T-a-l-k, S-h-o-w, thing?
KR: Because I'm the only one that matters!
B: SO YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS! I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING THAT MATTERS MORE! ROAAAAR!
DDD: Holy smokes! Fire!

KR: *Sigh*. Fine! Just so you don't burn the ship down! ..... YES! EVEN YOU HIPPO! So what should our first topic be about?