[FANFIC] Super MKPC Galaxy 2: Lost Destiny

Prologue: Popplio and Krazey

Popplio: Dang, that final battle was insane... welp... WATERSLIDE TIME!
Krazey: Seriously? That's all you can think about after this? A waterslide? Honestly Popplio, what if we get attacked AGAIN?!
Popplio: Stop worrying so much Krazey, it's just a waterslide.
Krazey: Ok, but don't blame me if you get skinned alive...

At the waterpark...

Popplio: See? It's fine.
*Popplio enters the waterslide*
Krazey: Honestly you have zero shame...
Popplio: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
xrunner: Hahaha...
Krazey: Wh-who was that?
*xrunner hides behind a potted plant*
Krazey: I-I'm not joking...
*Krazey starts sweating out of fear and grasps his hammer*
Krazey: Sh-Show yourself th-this instant...
*xrunner noclips behind Krazey and holds him hostage*
Krazey: LET ME GO! AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!! POPPLIO! ILLUZHION! SOMEBODY HELP!!!
*Popplio hears Krazey screaming when he exits the waterslide*
Popplio: Oh my god, that was Krazey's voice!
*Popplio blows a bubble and enters it, floating to the top of the slide rapidly*
Popplio: LET HIM GO YOU MANIAC!
xrunner: Don't push it, seal.
*xrunner attacks Popplio and holds him hostage as well, dragging both him and Krazey away*

Ok Can I at least come back to life in this?

I will stuff these lads in the recycle bi-
oh wait, I can't take them into the computer. 💀

This is after the events of SMKPCG1, after all the prologues are done, here's a spoiler:

Prologue: IlluZhion, Lemon and NekoUwU

IlluZhion: Huh, no new customers yet... That's kinda weird.
Lemon: Yeah, if this is gonna continue, we're going bust soon...
IlluZhion: It ain't that bad, but it won't be as lively...
*BOOP BEEP BOOP*
IlluZhion: Hm?
Lemon: Well looks like we were talking too soon...
???: H-hewwo OwO nya~
I-is IlluZhion h-here?
*IlluZhion blushes*
Lemon: Uhhh... yes he is and-
*Lemon notices IlluZhion*
Lemon: Oh brother... Anyway, why are you talking like that?
*IlluZhion realizes what they're doing*
IlluZhion: O-oh yeah, IlluZhion? That's me. Wh-what do you want to dr-
???: I don't want a drink nya~ <3
Lemon POV: OH MY FUCKING DAYS... SHE'S FLIRTING WITH IZZY-SENPAI!!!
*IlluZhion takes the hint*
IlluZhion: Well what do you want with me then, you cutie~?
Lemon POV: NO! MY DREAMS ARE SHATTERED!!! CURSE YOU, WEIRD-SPEAKING CAT GIRL!!!
???: Uhhh... I-it can wait nya~
Anyway, I kinda have to ask you something nya~
Lemon POV: Phew, dodged a bullet there...
???: C-can I ask you two t-to help me out nya~?
*Lemon's ears steam*
Lemon: We don't even know your name, dagnabbit...
???: O-oh, sorry nya...~
I'm NekoUwU nya~
But you can call me Neko if you want nya~
Lemon: Now that that's out the way... WHY ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH MY SENPAI?!
NekoUwU: Uhhh... It was just a joke nya~
Lemon: I sure as hell hope so... By the way, what do you need from- AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!
IlluZhion: LEMON! I'LL SAVE YA!!!
xrunner: Fat chance, vampire...
IlluZhion: Wanna bet?
*IlluZhion goes for xrunner with their electric guitar, but xrunner senses the attack and noclips behind them, holding IlluZhion hostage as well*
NekoUwU: AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!! ILLUZHION-SENPAI!!!
xrunner: What are you going to do, child? Fight...
*xrunner peers down at Lemon and IlluZhion, who are bound by a rope*
xrunner: Or flee?

Prologue: Lely and Max

Lely: Huh... that's odd.
Max: Yeah, what's that car doing flying away from Club IlluZhion...? Let's go check it-
Lely: Wait.
Max: What is it, Lely?
Lely: I have to tell you something I've been wanting to tell you ever since the attack at the desert...
Max: Uhhh... do you like me...?
*Lely blushes*
Lely: How'd you-
Max: Uhhh, because it was obvious?
Lely: Wait, really?
Max: Yeah. Anyways, I like you as well kinda...
*They both stare at each other blushing*
Max: Well, it's ok... I know you're kinda scared. C'mon, I'll step in if the going gets rough.
*Lely's eyes fill with tears*
Lely: Th-thanks Max...

At Club IlluZhion...

Lely: What the fuck happened here?!
Max: This is terrifying... There are broken beer mugs, bottles and even blood everywhere... This isn't your typical intergalactic pub fight.
Lely: Pub fight? PUB FIGHT?! This looks more like a crime scene...
*Lely sees IlluZhion and Lemon, who are bound by a rope*
Lely: IZZY! LEMON!
*IlluZhion tries to speak but can't because they're gagged*
Max: Urrrggghh...
*Max tries to break the ropes and remove the gags but it doesn't work*
Max: Lely, can you help me with-
*They finally remove the gags and ropes*
IlluZhion: Thanks, you two… Gah I can finally breathe again…
NekoUwU: Wh-why would he do that to us nya~?!
Lely: Who did this to you lot?
xrunner: That would most likely be… me.
Max: Wait a second… didn’t we kill xrunner?
Lemon: Well it doesn’t seem that way…
xrunner: You killed my brother… You think I’mma let that slide?
*IlluZhion’s pupils turn into narrow slits*
IlluZhion: Your brother…
*xrunner turns to IlluZhion, staring daggers at the vampiric youkai*
IlluZhion: …was a fucking evil prick. Go ahead. Hit me. I know you wanna, kid.
Lely: Izzy…
*xrunner gets IlluZhion in a chokehold*
NekoUwU: Please stop this nya~!
IlluZhion: Heh… I ain’t gonna go down, my queen~
Lemon: Queen? QUEEN?! OH, THAT’S IT YOU IDIOTIC CAT!
*IlluZhion rips their head off*
xrunner: So you chose suicide. The coward’s way out.
*Max, Lely, Lemon and NekoUwU look at IlluZhion’s still body, the head detached and just as still on the club’s floor*
IlluZhion: Hahaha, suicide? No way, bitch.
*Everyone looks at IlluZhion’s severed head in shock and fear*
IlluZhion: The only funeral that’s gonna happen today is YOURS!
*IlluZhion’s head floats up behind xrunner and tangles him in its hair*
Lemon: S-so they’re a r-rokurokubi…
Max: What?
Lemon: A rokurokubi is a youkai that can detach or extend its neck at will.
xrunner: RELEASE ME, YOU FREAK!
IlluZhion: …Fine.
*IlluZhion’s head re-attaches to its body*
IlluZhion: Whew, that was- AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!
*xrunner grabs IlluZhion by the neck, attempting to decapitate them by force*
Everyone: ILLUZHION!

After IlluZhion extended their neck to free themselves, xrunner bested all 5 of the heroes in combat and tied them up again, dragging them away to a far-off galaxy…

Hey man, that's offensive. I'm not a prick, I'm an asshole. Get your terminology right.

ew i have unwashed weeb hair in my radio transmitters (if you don't think of this a joke i can't even).

I drank too much sake when I said that lol

I found that bit hard to read... hopefully i'm never shipped...

Yeah, I do admit I cringed during the episode, during the Illemoneko one as well, I don't like when love takes that much of a matter in fanfics... But anyways, you do you and I do me lol

Good thing I cancelled mine

1) You died in the last episode of SMKPCG1 anyway
2) If you're just going to be this way then I won't even bother with this goddamn fanfic and will never try again.

1.) Good
2.) If you’re just going to be this way then I won’t even bother with my goddamn opinions since all you will do is pretend to be the victim