[Fanfic] MKPC fantasy
1998 - 
11652 pts ★ Champion
6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2023-01-05 at 16:24:44
Episode 0: IlluZhion:
Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.
IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.
IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.
Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e
IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.
IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.
IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.
2 hours later:
The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.
Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.
IlluZhion gasps
IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.
IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.
IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..
The elf was already long gone.
IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.
Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?
What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.
Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.
IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.
IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.
Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e
IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.
IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.
IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.
2 hours later:
The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.
Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.
IlluZhion gasps
IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.
IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.
IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..
The elf was already long gone.
IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.
Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?
What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.
I think it's kind of obvious who the queen is if I'm the king
And by the way, I was born a vampire I didn't become one
On 2023-01-05 at 16:26:52
Episode 0: IlluZhion:
Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.
IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.
IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.
Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e
IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.
IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.
IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.
2 hours later:
The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.
Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.
IlluZhion gasps
IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.
IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.
IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..
The elf was already long gone.
IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.
Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?
What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.
Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.
IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.
IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.
Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e
IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.
IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.
IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.
2 hours later:
The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.
Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.
IlluZhion gasps
IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.
IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.
IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..
The elf was already long gone.
IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.
Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?
What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.
I like how each character's story is somehow linked to eachother's, it makes the fanfic better.
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4On 2023-01-05 at 16:44:24
Episode 0: Fiery:
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING DIETSODA SAY "MAYFLIES" IN FANFICS?
Seriously, it happened in MKPC Heroes, MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising and now HERE! Could someone please explain?
On 2023-01-05 at 16:50:47
Episode 0: Fiery:
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING DIETSODA SAY "MAYFLIES" IN FANFICS?
Seriously, it happened in MKPC Heroes, MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising and now HERE! Could someone please explain?
Dietsoda wrote this one?
On 2023-01-05 at 17:06:40
Episode 0: Fiery:
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING DIETSODA SAY "MAYFLIES" IN FANFICS?
Seriously, it happened in MKPC Heroes, MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising and now HERE! Could someone please explain?
I want it to happen. I started to say my character would call most people mayflies.
1On 2023-01-05 at 18:47:56
Can you fix grammar issues? It's kind of hard to read 
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On 2023-01-05 at 18:49:18
Episode 0: Fiery:
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING DIETSODA SAY "MAYFLIES" IN FANFICS?
Seriously, it happened in MKPC Heroes, MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising and now HERE! Could someone please explain?
I want it to happen. I started to say my character would call most people mayflies.
The heck is a mayfly?
On 2023-01-05 at 18:50:34
Episode 0: Fiery:
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING DIETSODA SAY "MAYFLIES" IN FANFICS?
Seriously, it happened in MKPC Heroes, MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising and now HERE! Could someone please explain?
I want it to happen. I started to say my character would call most people mayflies.
The heck is a mayfly?
Animal with short lifespan.
1On 2023-01-05 at 18:53:08
Episode 0: IlluZhion:
Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.
IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.
IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.
Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e
IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.
IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.
IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.
2 hours later:
The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.
Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.
IlluZhion gasps
IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.
IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.
IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..
The elf was already long gone.
IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.
Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?
What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.
Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.
IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.
IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.
Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e
IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.
IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.
IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.
2 hours later:
The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.
Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.
IlluZhion gasps
IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.
IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.
IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..
The elf was already long gone.
IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.
Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?
What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.
I think it's kind of obvious who the queen is if I'm the king
And by the way, I was born a vampire I didn't become one
It's fun to see the way fanfics implement you and Lemon.
In mine, Lemon is a famous person who your opponents make fun of...
1On 2023-01-05 at 18:59:52
Episode 0: IlluZhion:
Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.
IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.
IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.
Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e
IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.
IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.
IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.
2 hours later:
The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.
Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.
IlluZhion gasps
IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.
IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.
IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..
The elf was already long gone.
IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.
Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?
What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.
Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.
IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.
IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.
Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e
IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.
IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.
IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.
2 hours later:
The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.
Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.
IlluZhion gasps
IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.
IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.
IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..
The elf was already long gone.
IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.
Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?
What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.
I think it's kind of obvious who the queen is if I'm the king
And by the way, I was born a vampire I didn't become one
It's fun to see the way fanfics implement you and Lemon.
In mine, Lemon is a famous person who your opponents make fun of...
HOLY-
YOU DIDN'T
Honestly these ships are getting on my goddamn nerves...
3
On 2023-01-05 at 22:13:49
Episode 0: Fiery:
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING DIETSODA SAY "MAYFLIES" IN FANFICS?
Seriously, it happened in MKPC Heroes, MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising and now HERE! Could someone please explain?
I want it to happen. I started to say my character would call most people mayflies.
The heck is a mayfly?
Animal with short lifespan.
I think it only lives about one day as an adult. It doesn't even have a mouth in it's final stage.
On 2023-01-06 at 01:33:15
Episode 0: Fiery:
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING DIETSODA SAY "MAYFLIES" IN FANFICS?
Seriously, it happened in MKPC Heroes, MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising and now HERE! Could someone please explain?
I want it to happen. I started to say my character would call most people mayflies.
The heck is a mayfly?
Animal with short lifespan.
I think a mayfly actually only lives for one day lol
On 2023-01-06 at 05:24:29
Episode 0: Fiery:
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING DIETSODA SAY "MAYFLIES" IN FANFICS?
Seriously, it happened in MKPC Heroes, MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising and now HERE! Could someone please explain?
I want it to happen. I started to say my character would call most people mayflies.
The heck is a mayfly?
Animal with short lifespan.
I think a mayfly actually only lives for one day lol
Being a total nerd, I went and looked it up. Then I copied this off the first thing that showed up. "Mayflies spend most of their lives in the water as nymphs and then emerge as adults for only a short while. Adults will live only a day or so, but the aquatic larvae lives for about a year."
On 2023-01-06 at 08:08:57
Major spoiler for a plot point:
There is no queen and its just something IlluZhion imagines exists and everyone else also does. Basically there had been a queen but IlluZhion, believing them to be a vampire, thought they were still alive, and the fact he has light mind control on the civilians to make them not freak out when he kills other civilians, causes the civilians to believe it too.
Edit: subversion of expectation is good for shock value so will I do thisyesor will I not?
Edit: subversion of expectation is good for shock value so will I do thisyesor will I not?
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5On 2023-01-07 at 10:55:50
Episode 0: Noob
Noob walked out of his house in Shy Guy City, near Toad Town. The castle was imposing and its defences seemed good. He felt safe.
Noob: Hello!
Shy guy: Hello noob. How are you?
Noob: fine how are you?
Shy guy: not that great. I need some rare fungi that only grow in Toad Town. Could you get some?
Noob: sure. I will go now.
Shy guy: WAIT! It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Noob takes a sword.
Noob: Cheers.
Noob is walking along a path. He sees a Toad with fangs also walking towards Toad Town with a hoard of zombies behind him. Noob hides in a Bush and waits for them to pass once almost all of them are past 3 zombies rush him.
Noob: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGH
A Zombie lunges at noob and he uses his sword to slice its arm off. He then spears his sword through another zombie killing it.
Noob: you can't kill me.
Noob slices through the last Zombie killing it.
2 hours later:
Noob: So, I hear the more 'evil' people are gathering.
Dietsoda: You think I care lumberfoot?
Noob: That word doesn't sound good.
Dietsoda: Am I supposed to care mayfly? What are you talking to me about?
Noob: Do you want some gold?
Dietsoda: What would I do to earn it?
Noob: Rebel against the 'rulers' of this land.
Dietsoda: Eh, why not? I'll join you mayfly.
Noob: Stop saying that.
Dietsoda: no
A few minutes later a Toad walks in and starts drinking.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
Fiery: I may know a paratrooper.
When will this paratrooper join? Will the zombies and IlluZhion take then by surprise? Find out later.
Also @senkokichi and @senko are going on order.
Noob walked out of his house in Shy Guy City, near Toad Town. The castle was imposing and its defences seemed good. He felt safe.
Noob: Hello!
Shy guy: Hello noob. How are you?
Noob: fine how are you?
Shy guy: not that great. I need some rare fungi that only grow in Toad Town. Could you get some?
Noob: sure. I will go now.
Shy guy: WAIT! It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Noob takes a sword.
Noob: Cheers.
Noob is walking along a path. He sees a Toad with fangs also walking towards Toad Town with a hoard of zombies behind him. Noob hides in a Bush and waits for them to pass once almost all of them are past 3 zombies rush him.
Noob: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGH
A Zombie lunges at noob and he uses his sword to slice its arm off. He then spears his sword through another zombie killing it.
Noob: you can't kill me.
Noob slices through the last Zombie killing it.
2 hours later:
Noob: So, I hear the more 'evil' people are gathering.
Dietsoda: You think I care lumberfoot?
Noob: That word doesn't sound good.
Dietsoda: Am I supposed to care mayfly? What are you talking to me about?
Noob: Do you want some gold?
Dietsoda: What would I do to earn it?
Noob: Rebel against the 'rulers' of this land.
Dietsoda: Eh, why not? I'll join you mayfly.
Noob: Stop saying that.
Dietsoda: no
A few minutes later a Toad walks in and starts drinking.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
Fiery: I may know a paratrooper.
When will this paratrooper join? Will the zombies and IlluZhion take then by surprise? Find out later.
Also @senkokichi and @senko are going on order.
1On 2023-01-07 at 10:59:11
These prologues are really good! 
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On 2023-01-07 at 12:13:46
People can still join. Also I guess I should do a people who may want to join so.
People who may want to join:
@Osc-omb
@Ashton68
@TJ_k4rt
@Ssg-132
People who may want to join:
@Osc-omb
@Ashton68
@TJ_k4rt
@Ssg-132
Sure
Color white
Personality very smart and nice but can get rude if needed
You need to join order or destruction.
Can I join order?
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