Fanfic: Mario Kart StorWii Mode

Episode 7
Shy Guy Beach
Pirate Shy Guy: Fire!
Big Steelie: Weeeeeeee- *Dies*
Paratroopa: Good fellas, now don’t shoot MEEEEEEE!!!!
BANG!
koopa: Sister! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Diddy Kong: Oh Yeah!
Bowser: WHO CARES?!
Desert Hills
Mario: I don’ta like’a sand, it’sa corse and’a ruff’e and irritating’a, and’a it’a gets’a everywhere’a
Luigi: R.O.B. never liked sand either-
Bowser: I’ve had enough It’s R.O.B. this, R.O.B. that! I had enough!
Mario: Oh, Bowser, You’reh back’a
Toad: LOOK OUT THE SUN IS SENDING FIRE BALLS!
Mario: MAMA-MIA!
Luigi: *get’s hit by a fireball from behind* AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHUH!!!!!!!
Mario: LUIGI!!!!




Lakithunder: We finally got you Ma- wait you’re not Mario!
Mario: Luigi! There you are!
Lakithunder: 3,2,1, GO!
Mario: Mama-Mia!
King Boo: Too slow! BWAHAHHAHHAA
King Bob-omb: Buh-bai! This is what you get for killing my father!
Petey Piranha: *Growls* *Giggles*
Mario: Oi!
Dry Dry Ruins
Dry Bones: Hi Mario I’m a big fan!
King Bob-omb: 5 cases of treason in 2 weeks!?
Pokey 1: Hey
Pokey 2: Hey
Luigi: *crashes into the centre pillar*
Pokey 1: Oh, Koopa no! We’re all gonna die!
Pokey 2: NOOOOOOOOO!
*a wild narrator appears*
As Mario and Luigi race through this trap, the Pokeys start to suffocate
King Bob-omb: Who said that?
King Boo: Who cares?
Lakithunder: Luigi the green one starts lap 3
Luigi: THE GREEN ONE?!?!
Pokey 1: Goodbye man!
Pokey 2: Goodb……….
Lakithunder: and NO! Luigi wins with Mario the war criminal in second!
Mario: I’ma shocked we survived!
Bowser Jr.: NO! Daddy’s gonna be mad!
Lakitu: Come-on boys were going to Koopa Cape
King Bob-omb: That’s 6 now!

It seems like the reverse is happening now...

Episode 8

Koopa Cape

Toad: Wee-Haw

Peach: You can just use the halfpipe?! That's so much easier!

Toadette: Are you okay Mr. Koopa?

koopa: ... No

Wario: Mario's not here! *chuckles*

Waluigi: WAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAA

Then the racers enter the underwater clear pipe (or U.C.P. for short)

Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! (I like water WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!)

Birdo: I'm not that big of a fa- WHAT THE FUDGE IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Toad: What? Ugnagi? I'm not scared of him

Donkey Kong: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

koopa: Stop over-reacting

Meanwhile at Dry Dry Ruins!

Bowser: JUNIOR!

Bowser Jr.: AAAH! DAD I'M SORRY HE WAS TOO FAST THE BIKE WAS TOO SLOW I'M SORRY THE TARITOR LAKITU TOOK THEM AWA-

Bowser: Traitor Lakitu?!

Bowser Jr.: The one with those lights at the start and sai-

Bowser: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WHEN I GET MY CLAWS ON HIM HE WILL BE TOAST!

Lakitu Stand In (Imagine what enimie he is): And then in first! Peach! second Yoshi! third Toadette!

Lakitu: Aww. Sorry guys, you missed the race

Mario: I don'ta mind'a, I hate that Standard-Kart was awful!

Luigi: And I think my Wild-Wing is about to combust!

Lakitu: Oh no! Your Karts!

Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi! (Don't worry!) *stretches tongue and grabs the karts with it and brings them back*

Lakitu: Excellent!

Mario and Luigi: Yuck!

To Be Continued

Things did not go as expected

Episode 9

Ghost Valley 2

Luigi: AHAHHAHAHAHAAAA GHOST!

Random Boo: Bruh

King Boo: Hello There!

Waluigi: Waluigi no scared of ghosts!

King Boo: Boo

Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Funky Kong: WOOOOOOOHAHA! I love this new Flame-Runner!

Bowser: IT'S CALLED THE BOWSER BIKE!

Funky Kong: What-Ever

Lakitu: First Funky Kong! Second King Boo! Third Koopa!

Midway Rankings

Lakitu: Come-on everybody! so here we have the rankings:
First: Team Bowser

Mario and Luigi: THAT'S NOT FAIR!

Lakitu:
Second: Funky Kong
Third: Luigi
Fourth: Daisy
Fith: Mario
Sixth: Toad
Seventh: Toadette
Eighth: Peach
Ninth: Wario
Tenth: Waluigi
Eleventh: Yoshi
Twelth: Birdo
Thirtenth: Diddy Kong
Forteenth: Donkey Kong

We don't have many races left so if you want to keep up you need to get first!

Moonview Highway

Lakitu: Here we are at Sarasaland for the Third to last track in this Grand Prix! Moonview Highway!

Mario: Cars everywhere! My B-Dasher would be better at avoiding cars than this hunk of junk!

Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi! (The Egg-1 was better!)

Daisy: Move out of the way! Princess coming through!

Random Driver: Really!?

Daisy Circuit

Lakitu: Here we are at the penultimate race in the Grand Prix! Daisy Circuit!

Luigi: Good thing I practiced on this track, I know all the shortcuts!

Mario: Hey! Bowser's missing again!

Peach: Oh yeah!

Funky Kong: Su-

Mario: STOP SAYING WORDS!

Peach Gardens

Lakitu: Here we are! The Final! Peach Gardens!

Chain Chomp: *bark bark*

Luigi: Eh Um! Good Doggy!

Funky Kong: *does the bush shortcut* SHORTCUT!

Peach: I still have that in on purpose

Mario: THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO CONFRONT BOWSER!

Luigi: Me too!

Everyone else: And us!

Toad: But does anyone have a power star?!

Donkey Kong: OOOOOO OOOO *pulls out a power star*

Peach: Thank you!

And the hero's go to the Stone Star in the cortyard

Peach: Here goes nothing! *Puts the star on the statue*

The Star vibrates and merges with the statue and creates a road of rainbows!

Mario: Lets'a go! Rainbow Road time!

Rainbow Road

Evryone: WEEEHEEEEEEEE!

Rosalina: Hello Mario!

Mario: Hello person I don'ta know!

Rosalina: *trigerd*

Luigi: I HATE RAINBOW ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Lakitu: Don't worry! I got you!

Peach: I think were near the end!

Mario: Bowser here we come!

To Be Continued...

Rosalina is overreacting right now.