MKPC City: The Return
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5359 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-07-02 at 13:47:05
we should strengthen our military. wight now our forces are literally a bunch of dudes with sticks and maybe a few bombs. we should buy some tank karts from the various garages in the mkpc forums
I have a Dolphin Dasher, a Mr. Scooty, and a Flame Runner.
On 2024-07-02 at 13:58:45
very nice! we just have to open a factory somewhere.
On 2024-07-04 at 01:44:47
we should strengthen our military. wight now our forces are literally a bunch of dudes with sticks and maybe a few bombs. we should buy some tank karts from the various garages in the mkpc forums
I have a Dolphin Dasher, a Mr. Scooty, and a Flame Runner.
hmmmmm i have an idea HEY DIANA THE DOGGO get me my credit card we are going shopping to get some weapons on 69 st W at the drug store
On 2024-07-04 at 05:00:23
Hello, would you like a totally legal drug that makes you forget that forum kids exist?
On 2024-07-04 at 05:18:58
Hello, would you like a totally legal drug that makes you forget that forum kids exist?
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
On 2024-07-04 at 05:25:03
Hello, would you like a totally legal drug that makes you forget that forum kids exist?
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Cool, all I need is everything you own and your first born child and you can have it
On 2024-07-04 at 10:58:37
guys i forgot to tell you this but i came from the lands neihbouring the uninhabited area and the forumkidzland. we kept seeing lots of tanks being gathered at a military base there. i hear rumours of a guy named john who is ruling these forum kids. he has soldiers called "grey guys" who are completely emotionless. i met one before. he stole all of my stuff because "you are part of this land which belongs to john. therefore, you and all of your possessions belong to John." guys so dont need to try and find this military outpost, i have set up a portal to storm this base. just click this link: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?cid=50126 and click "challenges" the click "fighting John's Grey Army JGC" it is not there currently, but soon it will be there.
also here is an image i took of a grey guy:
also here is an image i took of a grey guy:
On 2024-07-04 at 11:48:43
Hello, would you like a totally legal drug that makes you forget that forum kids exist?
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Why would you want to forget your own existence
5On 2024-07-04 at 14:12:10
we should strengthen our military. wight now our forces are literally a bunch of dudes with sticks and maybe a few bombs. we should buy some tank karts from the various garages in the mkpc forums
hey @ImJustLimey can i buy a nuke please to nuke the cherry kingdom
Welcome to ImJustLimey Illegal stuffs.
Hold on let me see your id before buying.
You need to be atleast 16+.
Because this 11 year old @HighPikmin95 Bought Marijuana and Drugs and he got high.
Here what I got that i stole.
Marijuana. $69,420
Drugs. $14,302
Nuke. $3,400,123
Poison. $426
Ant-tank mine. $420,690
Bomb. $548
Gernade. $682
Dangerous Laser Pointer. 696,969,696,969
Pay up or buss off and please don't snitch on me.
Ima find YOU if you snitch on me.
Hold on let me see your id before buying.
You need to be atleast 16+.
Because this 11 year old @HighPikmin95 Bought Marijuana and Drugs and he got high.
Here what I got that i stole.
Marijuana. $69,420
Drugs. $14,302
Nuke. $3,400,123
Poison. $426
Ant-tank mine. $420,690
Bomb. $548
Gernade. $682
Dangerous Laser Pointer. 696,969,696,969
Pay up or buss off and please don't snitch on me.
Ima find YOU if you snitch on me.
1On 2024-07-04 at 14:39:20
we should strengthen our military. wight now our forces are literally a bunch of dudes with sticks and maybe a few bombs. we should buy some tank karts from the various garages in the mkpc forums
hey @ImJustLimey can i buy a nuke please to nuke the cherry kingdom
Welcome to ImJustLimey Illegal stuffs.
Hold on let me see your id before buying.
You need to be atleast 16+.
Because this 11 year old @HighPikmin95 Bought Marijuana and Drugs and he got high.
Here what I got that i stole.
Marijuana. $69,420
Drugs. $14,302
Nuke. $3,400,123
Poison. $426
Ant-tank mine. $420,690
Bomb. $548
Gernade. $682
Dangerous Laser Pointer. 696,969,696,969
Pay up or buss off and please don't snitch on me.
Ima find YOU if you snitch on me.
Hold on let me see your id before buying.
You need to be atleast 16+.
Because this 11 year old @HighPikmin95 Bought Marijuana and Drugs and he got high.
Here what I got that i stole.
Marijuana. $69,420
Drugs. $14,302
Nuke. $3,400,123
Poison. $426
Ant-tank mine. $420,690
Bomb. $548
Gernade. $682
Dangerous Laser Pointer. 696,969,696,969
Pay up or buss off and please don't snitch on me.
Ima find YOU if you snitch on me.
Don't, you'll cause nuclear war
On 2024-07-04 at 14:48:33
Hello, would you like a totally legal drug that makes you forget that forum kids exist?
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Why would you want to forget your own existence
Uhh... (I kinda hate myself)
On 2024-07-04 at 15:35:19
The Cherry Kingdom is just some dozens couple crazy dudes, We could invade easly it is wasnt for the forum kids near the border
On 2024-07-04 at 16:29:59
The Cherry Kingdom is just some dozens couple crazy dudes, We could invade easly it is wasnt for the forum kids near the border
Well then let's eliminate those forum kids, shall we?
On 2024-07-04 at 16:41:41
The Cherry Kingdom is just some dozens couple crazy dudes, We could invade easly it is wasnt for the forum kids near the border
Well then let's eliminate those forum kids, shall we?
Maybe instead of eliminating them we could try to teach them better ways? I feel like if we just attack with ban hammers they won't learn anything and will just make alts.
On 2024-07-04 at 16:43:25
The Cherry Kingdom is just some dozens couple crazy dudes, We could invade easly it is wasnt for the forum kids near the border
Well then let's eliminate those forum kids, shall we?
Maybe instead of eliminating them we could try to teach them better ways? I feel like if we just attack with ban hammers they won't learn anything and will just make alts.
Teach em better ways and if they dont Max bashes them with the hammer is my final offer
2On 2024-07-04 at 17:02:41
Alright so Fiery won the election and i am the Minister of Transport and Services, and Milestheyoshi is the Minister of Education and Economics
On 2024-07-04 at 17:09:00
Correct me if i am wrong, but i think this city needs an university, so i ask for an conjunt collaboration, and i will supply the Lunch
Now that i am minister we can finnaly build it, starting right now
On 2024-07-04 at 19:03:00
The Cherry Kingdom is just some dozens couple crazy dudes, We could invade easly it is wasnt for the forum kids near the border
Well then let's eliminate those forum kids, shall we?
Maybe instead of eliminating them we could try to teach them better ways? I feel like if we just attack with ban hammers they won't learn anything and will just make alts.
Teach em better ways and if they dont Max bashes them with the hammer is my final offer
or we could rip their organs out
On 2024-07-04 at 19:03:43
The Cherry Kingdom is just some dozens couple crazy dudes, We could invade easly it is wasnt for the forum kids near the border
Well then let's eliminate those forum kids, shall we?
Maybe instead of eliminating them we could try to teach them better ways? I feel like if we just attack with ban hammers they won't learn anything and will just make alts.
Teach em better ways and if they dont Max bashes them with the hammer is my final offer
or we could rip their organs out
I am president and I forbid you from doing that