This is Mario Kart [fanfic]
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6305 pts ★ RacerOn 2025-10-10 at 16:11:27
[quote=OctoberCreepyMonth]*sigh* Here comes the prelude. Don't get to do this often...
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/8837867
Season 1 Prelude
Mario Kart Dual Screen Double Dash.
Lakitu: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen... to
THIS IS MARIO KART: SEASON 1 PRELUDE: MARIO KART DUAL SCREEN DOUBLE DASH!!!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: *ahem* Now, introducing our "official" racers...
Red and Blue!
Green and Yellow!
Gold and a random girlfriend!
Silver and Crystal!
Ruby and Sapphire!
Diamond and Pearl!
(The crowd cheers again.)
Lakitu: To start the season, let's have a race on Figure-8 Circuit!
(The crowd cheers. Again.)
Lakitu: Alright, racers. You know the deal. Are you ready?
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO!
(Music Start)
(Everyone gets a lemon start.)
Lakitu: Aww... bad to see that happen. Now, the racers are recovering and speeding to the first turn! They grab their items, with Blue and Red in first, Silver and Crystal in second, and Ruby and Sapphire in third! Everyone else is clawing for fourth! Crystal pulled a whip, and-
*crack!*
Lakitu: -and manages to hit Blue and Red with it! Now, Silver and Crystal are in first, with Ruby and Sapphire in second! Blue starts powersliding and bumps into Ruby! Meanwhile, Yellow pulled a heavy weight and threw it at Blue and Red! But it missed!
(The crowd awws.)
Lakitu: Pearl pulls a triple mushroom, and advances to third, knocking Ruby out of the way and stealing his gun! Pearl shoots at Silver with it...
...and hits!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: Silver drops to fifth, while Green and Yellow switch. They are at the second lap now! Green pulls an explosion, and throws it to the front of the pack! Kaboom!
(The crowd cheers.)
Yellow is in first place, with Silver in second place. Crystal pulls a whip, again, and lashes forward! It hits!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the third item box now... but the random GF pulled a shock from the second item box and uses it!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: Now, the rankings are Yellow in first, Gold in second, and everyone else clawing... for third. Sapphire pulls a knife, and throws it at Gold's kart, but misses!
(The crowd awws.)
Lakitu: Now, we are in the third lap!!
(Music Change)
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: The rankings are: Yellow in first, Gold in second, and everyone else in third. Red pulls a mushroom... ...drops back... ...and knocks everyone around him out!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: Green and Yellow switch again... and Green pulls an explosive! She throws it backward, and hits the back of the pack!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: As they are recovering, Pearl pulls a piece of candy- NO WAIT DON'T EAT IT!
(The crowd murmurs in surprise.)
Lakitu: Anyways, it seems like Pearl also pulled a Triple Shroom, and gets to third! Blue and Red switch, and Blue pulls a gun at the last turn! He uses it, and it hits Diamond! Now, Pearl and Diamond have to switch, and Red uses this chance to steal back third! Now, Sapphire pulls a Mushroom, and Crystal pulls a Whip. Who is mightier: the mushroom or the whip? We will find out soon enough. Meanwhile, Green finishes first, Gold second, Red third, and Pearl fourth! Now the moment of truth...
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: THE MUSHROOM WINS!!
(The crowd cheers again.)
Lakitu: Sapphire used the mushroom, stole the Whip, and lashed back!
(The crowd cheers. Again.)
Lakitu: The final rankings are:
1. Green and Yellow
2. Gold and the random GF
3. Red and Blue
4. Pearl and Diamond
5. Ruby and Sapphire
6. Silver and Crystal.
Lakitu: Thank you for watching Season 1 Prelude: Mario Kart Dual Screen Double Dash! We will return after this ad break!
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what a exciting commentator
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/8837867
Season 1 Prelude
Mario Kart Dual Screen Double Dash.
Lakitu: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen... to
THIS IS MARIO KART: SEASON 1 PRELUDE: MARIO KART DUAL SCREEN DOUBLE DASH!!!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: *ahem* Now, introducing our "official" racers...
Red and Blue!
Green and Yellow!
Gold and a random girlfriend!
Silver and Crystal!
Ruby and Sapphire!
Diamond and Pearl!
(The crowd cheers again.)
Lakitu: To start the season, let's have a race on Figure-8 Circuit!
(The crowd cheers. Again.)
Lakitu: Alright, racers. You know the deal. Are you ready?
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO!
(Music Start)
(Everyone gets a lemon start.)
Lakitu: Aww... bad to see that happen. Now, the racers are recovering and speeding to the first turn! They grab their items, with Blue and Red in first, Silver and Crystal in second, and Ruby and Sapphire in third! Everyone else is clawing for fourth! Crystal pulled a whip, and-
*crack!*
Lakitu: -and manages to hit Blue and Red with it! Now, Silver and Crystal are in first, with Ruby and Sapphire in second! Blue starts powersliding and bumps into Ruby! Meanwhile, Yellow pulled a heavy weight and threw it at Blue and Red! But it missed!
(The crowd awws.)
Lakitu: Pearl pulls a triple mushroom, and advances to third, knocking Ruby out of the way and stealing his gun! Pearl shoots at Silver with it...
...and hits!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: Silver drops to fifth, while Green and Yellow switch. They are at the second lap now! Green pulls an explosion, and throws it to the front of the pack! Kaboom!
(The crowd cheers.)
Yellow is in first place, with Silver in second place. Crystal pulls a whip, again, and lashes forward! It hits!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the third item box now... but the random GF pulled a shock from the second item box and uses it!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: Now, the rankings are Yellow in first, Gold in second, and everyone else clawing... for third. Sapphire pulls a knife, and throws it at Gold's kart, but misses!
(The crowd awws.)
Lakitu: Now, we are in the third lap!!
(Music Change)
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: The rankings are: Yellow in first, Gold in second, and everyone else in third. Red pulls a mushroom... ...drops back... ...and knocks everyone around him out!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: Green and Yellow switch again... and Green pulls an explosive! She throws it backward, and hits the back of the pack!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: As they are recovering, Pearl pulls a piece of candy- NO WAIT DON'T EAT IT!
(The crowd murmurs in surprise.)
Lakitu: Anyways, it seems like Pearl also pulled a Triple Shroom, and gets to third! Blue and Red switch, and Blue pulls a gun at the last turn! He uses it, and it hits Diamond! Now, Pearl and Diamond have to switch, and Red uses this chance to steal back third! Now, Sapphire pulls a Mushroom, and Crystal pulls a Whip. Who is mightier: the mushroom or the whip? We will find out soon enough. Meanwhile, Green finishes first, Gold second, Red third, and Pearl fourth! Now the moment of truth...
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: THE MUSHROOM WINS!!
(The crowd cheers again.)
Lakitu: Sapphire used the mushroom, stole the Whip, and lashed back!
(The crowd cheers. Again.)
Lakitu: The final rankings are:
1. Green and Yellow
2. Gold and the random GF
3. Red and Blue
4. Pearl and Diamond
5. Ruby and Sapphire
6. Silver and Crystal.
Lakitu: Thank you for watching Season 1 Prelude: Mario Kart Dual Screen Double Dash! We will return after this ad break!
Ad: Are you bored? Nothing to cheer for? Well...check out our new website! MKTV! We have the 2005 Grand Prix happening right now! Come watch the racers race! And the losers lose. MKTV has ALL of it! From the goldy oldies 1992 Grand Prix to the New Goodies 2025 Grand Prix! Start a free trial today and check out the Nitro Mario Kart DS happening soon!
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what a exciting commentator
On 2025-10-10 at 20:40:37
Heaven says H-H-Heavn says
Turn on the TVVV
Turn on the TVVV
On 2025-10-10 at 23:49:07
POV everyone when the bomb goes off:
2On 2025-10-11 at 21:14:13
F for woodboy and Fireboy
4th Wall break soo woodboy Is much alive beacuse his soul enterd a dead body resurreting him
On 2025-10-12 at 16:58:56
Pearl White
Gender:Female
Not related to Snow White in any way
Loves purple and black
Parents were pirates/scavengers but she didn't take it on
Has like 100 magic books
Trying to learn magic
Lives in Nowhereland,a place only a few people live
Only figured out that mario kart exists from another person in Nowhereland
Moved out of Nowhereland to join Mario kart
Specials
azzling Pearl:Can stun someone for a few seconds.:Brightening Boost:Gives user a boost
Kart:The Shining White:a dazzling white kart with purple speckles
DD partner:Sylve Black
Gender:Male
Similar to Pearl White but he is a pirate
Special Abilities:Blinding Darkness:The blooper but it covers the whole screen
Kart:Same as Pearl Whites but the base is black
Gender:Female
Not related to Snow White in any way
Loves purple and black
Parents were pirates/scavengers but she didn't take it on
Has like 100 magic books
Trying to learn magic
Lives in Nowhereland,a place only a few people live
Only figured out that mario kart exists from another person in Nowhereland
Moved out of Nowhereland to join Mario kart
Specials
azzling Pearl:Can stun someone for a few seconds.:Brightening Boost:Gives user a boostKart:The Shining White:a dazzling white kart with purple speckles
DD partner:Sylve Black
Gender:Male
Similar to Pearl White but he is a pirate
Special Abilities:Blinding Darkness:The blooper but it covers the whole screen
Kart:Same as Pearl Whites but the base is black
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On 2025-10-16 at 15:19:42
Season 1 Episode 7
Bask in the SunSHINE.
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9867433
Mimi: Wakey wakey we're going, to, er, uhh... ... ... ... Bask in the SunSHINE at Delfino Square!
Lakitu: One more thing... YOU HAVE TWO MORE TEAMMATES!!!!!.....?????
(Everyone wakes up.)
Mimi: They are Mya, and SupportYoshi.
Buck: What a drool name.
Odie: <How many more Yoshis are we gonna get?>
Cinnamon: Actually, we only have seven.
Sebastian: ...out of 34 racers.
Nommanic: Seven out of thirty-four is... 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USA: Okay, dude, CHILL OUT! We don't need to know that much! You even broke the chain!
Mimi: Get ALL your gear within an hour!
(Music Start)
Mimi: Alrightie guys, we're heading to Isle Delfino!!
All: WOOOOOO!!!
Kirby: Poyo poyo poyo!! <I can't wait to try the food out!>
Lakitu: Onto the plane!
All: Wait, what?
(They head onto the plane.)
Mimi: Alrightie guys, so Delfino just installed a new security system and challenged US to--
USA: Me?
Canada and India: No, sillies!
Russia: <It's not a site for erotic fan fictions, sillies!>
Mimi: As I was saying, they challenged us to BREAK their security system.
Are you ready?
All: YES!!
(Music Change)
(Everyone steps out of the plane.)
First! Red and Blue!
Blue immediately started hacking into the system, while Red used brute strength. And the system crashed.
SUCCESS!
Next! Green and Yellow!
Green destroyed everything telepathically. Not much to say here, really.
SUCCESS!
Next! Gold and a Random--
Kevin, Stella, and Random GF: You couldn't give them her first name? Or even just have them say, "Gold's girlfriend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some random girlfriend!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Silver and Crystal!
A security system that is human operated has some flaws... for example, you can just threaten the operators. That is what Silver and Crystal--
SUCCESS!
Next! Ruby and Sapphire!
If you have any doubts about the power of vocal attacks, they will be dispelled immediately. Vocal attacks are very powerful! Sapphire didn't do much, though...
SUCCESS!
Next! Diamond and Pearl!
Apparently, the programmers had no idea that AI have souls, because what just happened proves AI have souls. We have no idea what happened, but it did.
SUCCESS!
Next! Nommanic and Opul- Cinnamon!
There are two ways you can destroy things: chemical explosions, or psychic telekinesis. Both were utilized here.
SUCCESS!
Next! Toad and Toadette!
Uh oh. Toad is cr-crashing th-the g-g-game using... ...k-k-kart a-and a-a st-STAIRCASE?!?
(STATIC)
SUCCESS!
Next! Kevin and Stella!
It would appear that it's possible to destroy security using lightning. Especially when the person casting the spell... wait I don't know how to describe it...
Next! Explorers and Explorer!
Explorers is, unfortunately, useless in destroying security, but the Flower Bud isn't. ... ... ... ... WAIT THAT'S THE GLITCHED BUD!!
SUCCESS!
Next! Woodboy and Fireboy!
Woodboy is, unfortunately, useless in destroying security, but the Flame Bomb isn't. ... WAIT THAT'S THE BOMB THAT TOOK OUT THE PRO KARTERS?!?
SUCCESS!
Next! India and Russia!
Okay, pretty normal WAIT IS THAT A BLACK HOLE DECLARE AN EMERGENCY THE WORLD IS ENDING-
(STATIC)
SUCCESS!
Next! GamerGuy and Girl-- *cough cough*
*cough* alright, so basically what happened when I blacked out was apparently electric and fire type attacks--
Nommanic: This isn't Pokemon training! Nooooo... it had to be "electric and fire type attacks!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
SUCCESS!
Next! Garfield and Odie!
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...the lasagna may be delicious, but that's NOT what you were supposed to do!
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Hunter and Harper!
At least you tried.
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Kirby and Bandanna Dee!
Alright. Whoever let a SMASH BALL into the system will get fined a billion dollars when they caught. Because Kirby used the Smash Ball.
SUCCESS!
Next! Buck and Tom!
True, you did destroy the security system, but in a real situation criminals won't have grenades... UNLESS YOU WERE THE ONE THAT DISTRIBUTED THEM! ARREST THEM!
SUCCESS!
Next! pottter pottah and little potter!
Okay, that was the second time bombs were used. SEIZE THEM, NOW!
SUCCESS!
Next! YoshiLOVER and Mercury!
Super Laser Style! ... ...sorry, I've been playing a lot of Sonic lately--
All: WHAT?!? HIS FINAL SMASH IS ____ing HORRIBLE AND YOU STILL LIKE HIM?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
SUCCESS!
Next! Boyfriend and Pico!
Nice job of using the gun... WAIT A MINUTE SEIZE HIM!!
SUCCESS!
Next! Canada and USA!
At least you tried.
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Sebastian and his girl--
Sebastian: WHAAAT?!? No, none of that stuff at all!!
Katie: You couldn't give them my first name? Or even just have them say, "Sebastian's friend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some girl!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! MailMan!
MaleMan: You couldn't give them my real name? Or even just have them say, "MaleMan?" Nooooo... it had to be "MailMan!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DISQUALIFIED!
Finally! Mya and SupportYoshi!
All: You couldn't give her her first name? Or even just have them say, "Mya's friend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some SupportYoshi!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Mimi: Hey, don't blame me! She just put that in her form! Anyways!
At least you tried.
DISQUALIFIED!
Random GF: That's brutal. ... Waaait a minute...
Random GF: You couldn't give them my first name? Or even just have them say, "Gold's girlfriend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some random girlfriend!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Mimi: ALright guys, that's concludes the VERY long competition for today. There will be a show featuring Fox McCloud tonight. Got it? You HAVE to come. Especially Kirby.
Kirby: Poyo? POYOOO!!
(Thousand Year Doors Later...)
(Music Change)
Mimi: That's some really heavy music. Anyways! Great to see that you're all here! Alright, so first there will be an introductory song which could start--
A FRUBE IN A DOGGY IS PASTA FOR ME
All: That's disturbing.
Alright! Now for the show featuring the famous FOX MCCLOUD!!!
BELIZE HAVE A DOOR
Great to see that you are singing along, people! Kirby! Come up
Kirby: Poyo!?
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FEEL YOUR EVERY DOOR
Alright people. Settle down... YOU WILL NOW BEAR WITNESS TO THE BATTLE OF KIRBY OF DREAM LAND AND FOX MCCLOUD OF STAR FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd cheers.)
BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
(The lights suddenly cut out.)
Oh no, it's a power outrage!
(Two shadowy people talk in the background...)
???: Why did you do that?!
???: Why did I? You know the answer, don't you?
???: No! Just, STOP IT!!!!
(Fox SHINES a flashlight on them, but they immediately dissappear.)
Nommanic and Cinnamon: I wonder what that was...
Season 1
Episode 7
Bask in the SunSHINE
THE END
...to be continued...
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Bask in the SunSHINE.
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9867433
Mimi: Wakey wakey we're going, to, er, uhh... ... ... ... Bask in the SunSHINE at Delfino Square!
Lakitu: One more thing... YOU HAVE TWO MORE TEAMMATES!!!!!.....?????
(Everyone wakes up.)
Mimi: They are Mya, and SupportYoshi.
Buck: What a drool name.
Odie: <How many more Yoshis are we gonna get?>
Cinnamon: Actually, we only have seven.
Sebastian: ...out of 34 racers.
Nommanic: Seven out of thirty-four is... 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USA: Okay, dude, CHILL OUT! We don't need to know that much! You even broke the chain!
Mimi: Get ALL your gear within an hour!
(Music Start)
Mimi: Alrightie guys, we're heading to Isle Delfino!!
All: WOOOOOO!!!
Kirby: Poyo poyo poyo!! <I can't wait to try the food out!>
Lakitu: Onto the plane!
All: Wait, what?
(They head onto the plane.)
Mimi: Alrightie guys, so Delfino just installed a new security system and challenged US to--
USA: Me?
Canada and India: No, sillies!
Russia: <It's not a site for erotic fan fictions, sillies!>
Mimi: As I was saying, they challenged us to BREAK their security system.
Are you ready?
All: YES!!
(Music Change)
(Everyone steps out of the plane.)
First! Red and Blue!
Blue immediately started hacking into the system, while Red used brute strength. And the system crashed.
SUCCESS!
Next! Green and Yellow!
Green destroyed everything telepathically. Not much to say here, really.
SUCCESS!
Next! Gold and a Random--
Kevin, Stella, and Random GF: You couldn't give them her first name? Or even just have them say, "Gold's girlfriend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some random girlfriend!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Silver and Crystal!
A security system that is human operated has some flaws... for example, you can just threaten the operators. That is what Silver and Crystal--
SUCCESS!
Next! Ruby and Sapphire!
If you have any doubts about the power of vocal attacks, they will be dispelled immediately. Vocal attacks are very powerful! Sapphire didn't do much, though...
SUCCESS!
Next! Diamond and Pearl!
Apparently, the programmers had no idea that AI have souls, because what just happened proves AI have souls. We have no idea what happened, but it did.
SUCCESS!
Next! Nommanic and Opul- Cinnamon!
There are two ways you can destroy things: chemical explosions, or psychic telekinesis. Both were utilized here.
SUCCESS!
Next! Toad and Toadette!
Uh oh. Toad is cr-crashing th-the g-g-game using... ...k-k-kart a-and a-a st-STAIRCASE?!?
(STATIC)
SUCCESS!
Next! Kevin and Stella!
It would appear that it's possible to destroy security using lightning. Especially when the person casting the spell... wait I don't know how to describe it...
Next! Explorers and Explorer!
Explorers is, unfortunately, useless in destroying security, but the Flower Bud isn't. ... ... ... ... WAIT THAT'S THE GLITCHED BUD!!
SUCCESS!
Next! Woodboy and Fireboy!
Woodboy is, unfortunately, useless in destroying security, but the Flame Bomb isn't. ... WAIT THAT'S THE BOMB THAT TOOK OUT THE PRO KARTERS?!?
SUCCESS!
Next! India and Russia!
Okay, pretty normal WAIT IS THAT A BLACK HOLE DECLARE AN EMERGENCY THE WORLD IS ENDING-
(STATIC)
SUCCESS!
Next! GamerGuy and Girl-- *cough cough*
*cough* alright, so basically what happened when I blacked out was apparently electric and fire type attacks--
Nommanic: This isn't Pokemon training! Nooooo... it had to be "electric and fire type attacks!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
SUCCESS!
Next! Garfield and Odie!
............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...the lasagna may be delicious, but that's NOT what you were supposed to do!
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Hunter and Harper!
At least you tried.
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Kirby and Bandanna Dee!
Alright. Whoever let a SMASH BALL into the system will get fined a billion dollars when they caught. Because Kirby used the Smash Ball.
SUCCESS!
Next! Buck and Tom!
True, you did destroy the security system, but in a real situation criminals won't have grenades... UNLESS YOU WERE THE ONE THAT DISTRIBUTED THEM! ARREST THEM!
SUCCESS!
Next! pottter pottah and little potter!
Okay, that was the second time bombs were used. SEIZE THEM, NOW!
SUCCESS!
Next! YoshiLOVER and Mercury!
Super Laser Style! ... ...sorry, I've been playing a lot of Sonic lately--
All: WHAT?!? HIS FINAL SMASH IS ____ing HORRIBLE AND YOU STILL LIKE HIM?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
SUCCESS!
Next! Boyfriend and Pico!
Nice job of using the gun... WAIT A MINUTE SEIZE HIM!!
SUCCESS!
Next! Canada and USA!
At least you tried.
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Sebastian and his girl--
Sebastian: WHAAAT?!? No, none of that stuff at all!!
Katie: You couldn't give them my first name? Or even just have them say, "Sebastian's friend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some girl!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! MailMan!
MaleMan: You couldn't give them my real name? Or even just have them say, "MaleMan?" Nooooo... it had to be "MailMan!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DISQUALIFIED!
Finally! Mya and SupportYoshi!
All: You couldn't give her her first name? Or even just have them say, "Mya's friend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some SupportYoshi!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Mimi: Hey, don't blame me! She just put that in her form! Anyways!
At least you tried.
DISQUALIFIED!
Random GF: That's brutal. ... Waaait a minute...
Random GF: You couldn't give them my first name? Or even just have them say, "Gold's girlfriend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some random girlfriend!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Mimi: ALright guys, that's concludes the VERY long competition for today. There will be a show featuring Fox McCloud tonight. Got it? You HAVE to come. Especially Kirby.
Kirby: Poyo? POYOOO!!
(Thousand Year Doors Later...)
(Music Change)
Mimi: That's some really heavy music. Anyways! Great to see that you're all here! Alright, so first there will be an introductory song which could start--
A FRUBE IN A DOGGY IS PASTA FOR ME
All: That's disturbing.
Alright! Now for the show featuring the famous FOX MCCLOUD!!!
BELIZE HAVE A DOOR
Great to see that you are singing along, people! Kirby! Come up
Kirby: Poyo!?
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FEEL YOUR EVERY DOOR
Alright people. Settle down... YOU WILL NOW BEAR WITNESS TO THE BATTLE OF KIRBY OF DREAM LAND AND FOX MCCLOUD OF STAR FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd cheers.)
BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
(The lights suddenly cut out.)
Oh no, it's a power outrage!
(Two shadowy people talk in the background...)
???: Why did you do that?!
???: Why did I? You know the answer, don't you?
???: No! Just, STOP IT!!!!
(Fox SHINES a flashlight on them, but they immediately dissappear.)
Nommanic and Cinnamon: I wonder what that was...
Season 1
Episode 7
Bask in the SunSHINE
THE END
...to be continued...
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